pt 3 of colin jost and michael che being snl's chaotic power couple

over it's it's kind of crazy that we did it yeah i love you man i hate this guy i hate this guy so much so like talking about different audiences [Music] i mean you guys obviously have a really great working relationship and i feel like you guys kind of balance each other out whether it's on snl this thursday is thanksgiving and in the spirit of cultural exchange between the pilgrims and the native americans colin and i would like to have an exchange of our own that's right that's why we've each picked a joke that we wrote and we're letting the other one tell it uh che why don't you go first i sure will buddy adolf hitler's manifestos did you were you guys then tasks with sharing some of your ideas well no we had no ideas to provide we uh we went and we got an interview okay sorry you had great ideas um we went we got interviewed by chris matthews okay keep [Music] [Applause] what's going on a coffee shop with shirtless baristas and that's the best you got really tell them chay jose what do you guys think you can do better than that oh oh we know we can probably okay yeah because then having your drink is gone i'm glad your drink is gone i got an extra [Applause] about the bears that love going to the bathroom that's a toilet paper commercial dude michael che knows the difference probably i'm michael j and i approve this message [Music] [Applause] we would have like a night out you know we're like that's fun we hung out that but to see someone every day in the hallway at work there's not a lot of comedians out there like certain people you're like oh boy this again or something yeah or to be in a room with them for six to eight hours or so just talking about bits and politics and [ __ ] like that and never an argument just that's not easy to find all the time but we found it this week construction began on a new hip-hop museum in the bronx and i know that we've had a lot of fun with me reading racist jokes that michael writes for me but because our country is already divided enough i'd like to use my platform to say something that everyone of all races can agree on woody helen is innocent he did nothing wrong original series which makes me realize it just makes me realize that the show i pitched them must have really sucked yes it did before i go i just thought of another punchline for that black superman black superman will be referred to as the man of steel spelled s-t-e-a-s i really know i've never take a bus swear never take butt fees buzzfeed quizzes but it was like are you michael che or colin jost and i took the quiz and i got michael check that was me i love the national anthem you know of course you do you well i know i know i'm saying i just i like it because it's the only song i can dance to no just it just has choreography white people can handle you know just like step one of the macarena how are you single that's good several television hosts including steve harvey alex trebek and stephen colbert started their new season with beards while colin has had his beard since last season wow wow trying to rip us apart now oh [Music] oscar's so white how about prisons is too black colin [Laughter] all the baristas are buffed shirtless guys i can't wait to check it out said the health inspector nina said colin please don't tell scarlett you saw me here [Laughter] and let me put my hand colin would let me yeah but i'm a freak all right let's change the sub [ __ ] i'm arguing with this guy because he's not there so i end up just taking a yellow cab and getting yelled at you so it circled and went back to new york you got out we're mad he was not there for you turns out he's in cleveland he was in cleveland and i was still okay the plane the plane turned around it just did a lap and it landed i didn't know thoughts i think you just said unarmed boobies well yeah on the lighter side of things now once again weekend update presents the weekend update right because he was in cleveland so you've gotten a taxi he got in a yellow new york city taxi [Applause] cab gave the guy in a dress in suburban cleveland and then the guy also was like you know this is going to be a lot of money and i was like i don't care about money i'm on tv even colin went to harvard so i didn't go to harvard and we have the same exact job all right but which one of you nothing what about me i'm making out with the guy that played thor [Music] that was not the guy that was the guy who played four in times square that's yeah so same thing yeah he was puerto rican hey man money well spent you paid him i have the money why not i feel like uh it's just a cool thing to even be in this business so honestly being invited is fun enough and i feel like we should all be able to have fun with it and realize that we're very fortunate and lucky to even be in attendance so i think it's going to be cool all the way around perfect emmy night [Music] you wrote for me yeah all right a team of doctors will soon perform a surgery that uses muscle and skin from a man's arm to give him a new penis which he was born without and before the man with no penis goes into surgery let me just say this good luck colin now that's nice [Applause] [Laughter] don't encourage him baby beef if you want to know what drinkable marijuana tastes like just take a sip out of che's mug right now yeah [Applause] i give him that one that's for my glaucoma [Laughter] penis wow pressure's on but oh and don't eat i don't eat i don't need anywhere you actually don't eat you got to eat that [ __ ] you don't eat salad by 5 pm i'm not i'm not doing well my babies my baby is good to see you colin black colin hello so olia uh how's it been going in russia what do you mean bring god i said ankle you said toe that's a ring bigger than camel no because it's not it's you know you know i don't i don't want to say anything negative but you gotta you gotta sustain it open up you know you gotta sustain uh a level of that's fine you know hey guys by the way uh this is really fun and as you know colin i lost my grandmother this week and uh coming back to work uh really made me feel better especially with you oh thank you her favorite part of the show was when we would do joke swap you have no idea but i don't know maybe would you like to do one right now wow that started out so sweet um it should be noted that this has been sort of uh heightening warfare yeah he sent me before that he sent me a mariachi band and uh for my birthday it's just during the pandemic i'm in my apartment and the the doorman is just like hey uh michael you need to come outside you have a gift and i'm like come outside what are you talking about i haven't been outside in six months i said no you gotta you gotta come outside and uh i'm thinking somebody bought me a lexus with a red bow on it or something something amazing i'm like boy lauren's really done it this time but uh i go out there and it's a full mariachi band singing happy birthday to me yeah i know well i mean she she would have really liked it [Laughter] so i i sent i had pete uh send you a joke and your email if you could just open up and read it is it true that they sang they were singing it that it was from colin that's how you found out yes it was uh i well once i saw the mariachi band i knew it was from kotlin i was like this is this is perfect it was good that was that was maybe that was the best one i think he he got me good um oh my god she she would really like this [Laughter] yeah she would okay great well for her then i'll say this great two professors at the university of oklahoma have been cited for using the n-word in class in their defense the students were being pretty lazy uh colin jost is going to be in an episode yes and is it very in line with your relationship is it true that you did not tell him what he was going to be playing he has no idea he had no idea what he was going to be doing but in perfect joe's fashion he showed up anyway it's amazing my grandmother has never seen this show i just wanted you to do that she woke up at like 4 00 a.m dude to pray you think she was watching saturday night live never but i really appreciate it that made this night perfect man thank you first thing i asked him because he had to make america great again hat and i was like which year specifically [Laughter] i don't know it's fun to do but it's also there's also real news out there because a lot of people come about it's just straight up yeah that's just a silly joke and that's that's how you should approach comedy everyone laughs at all our jokes and and we're we're darlings i've always wanted to be a darling but i don't want to ask him about that because he's going to run away scurry scared uh michael che tell me about uh this guy's you know talent with the single party lifestyle i mean look at him he's doing all right so like talking about different audiences so when you i'm michael chad i'm just boy i think that's a good ending

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Keywords: weekend update, married couple, compilation, saturday night live, chost

Id: tcEkNZ0872w

Length: 13min 29sec (809 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021