bill hader being hilarious chaos on snl

do you like corned beef i make my own these are principal flautas and yes he's louder give it up for and this is his real name gay heart munch what [Music] please welcome oscar jimenez we just learned a new word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious oh our delightful it's a disease of the liver has it it's spread amongst grown-ups don't write children would you uh excuse us for one moment when it comes to show my emotions uh i so good being a cop i don't have that luxury but having a daughter sorry servant on the force you see some pretty awful things every day i come home and oh boy you are cracking me up okay okay now try perfect ally what is he doing now you know he's being a little stinker [Music] all right pacino your turn 10 seconds on the clock finish this quote my friend frankly my dear i don't give a prostitute my home address ladies what's your idea of a romantic evening let's start with contestant number two i guess dinner with a guy who isn't related to me son your ego's writing checks your body can't care you know that is a terrific line i feel like i understand everything about this movie just from the one line that's good writing you know i don't know about airplanes i'm former nfl running back randy dukes and with me as always is my co-host greg greg is not an alien and today we're going to be talking about one thing baseball we want to know who's got october fever so let's go to the phones our first caller is our old friend eddie from york pennsylvania eddie you're on game time yeah how you doing uh first off randy i gotta say you thought i was a chump for backing the angels well who's the chump now chump who's the chop down chop [Applause] when's the last time i saw you stanley it's my brother john's wedding 15 years ago all right the rules are simple as we all know when two gay men have sex one person is the top and one is the bottom we'll show you two male celebrities who hypothetically could have sex and you decide who's on top no no no no thank you i'm not playing this good luck you're a rat bastard joker glenn gary glen ross's al pacino christmas is coming but i'm not happy bryce seems like such a mellow guy hey fellas if i say it's for you then it's for you oh so so so so i'm just supposed to accept what you say you know what you don't know what the hell you're talking about you like me yeah why don't you go yourself charlie brown and so you come to our fundraiser and you shake your little apple butt you skanky little prostitutes [Applause] is there enough for me [Applause] [Music] tyler we thought you were dead you got a two-seater plane i had a crash mr chino um uh i'm no expert here but i think you're trying to put a door where a window is supposed to be anderson we are building a new house in the new new orleans we'll put the doors wherever we want oh there's a shih tzu stuck in a spanish oak tree i go to save that dog if you haven't put it together i'm the cat in the hat cat what are you doing here linda my god you look good i mean what's going on you know the cat guy yes no i i met him before matt wow that's what we call it now okay uh i think maybe you should leave no mr cat we don't want you to go can you please stay and put on a fun show show uh yeah yeah sure a show uh uh i always appear when children are so sad so tell me young kitties where is your dad like does he live here is he so richer garrison i love your radio show oh yes my show miss henderson's eyebrow tonic keeping your eyebrows bushy and full because why should owls have all the fun i ain't getting that nothing except for my baby carrots every night you two walk in the woods together for hours now imagine how awkward one of those walks would be if one of you turned out to be gay yeah that would be awkward if one of us were gay wait i got a question why don't you just call the show greg the alien i mean that's why folks watch it to hear him talk and like look at the tail look it's dry you gotta make it oh you think okay easy fella easy fell whoa easy boy easy i would like to cheat with you hey look at the little camera where [Music] [Applause] what did you think of yourself now i look good who the hell are they eight of your summer interns they work for you for free for four months if you can tell me any of their names i'll give you a million dollars i uh oh jeez i don't i don't know i'm just gonna say a name josh there are three joshes and you must obey me because i am your king oh queen you figured it out [Music] thank you join us next week for game time with randy and greg when we'll be talking baseball with none other than

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Published: Tue Jun 29 2021