John Mulaney Living His Best Life

oh you don't gotta worry anymore harvey it's not gonna say project runway it's gonna say double xl unmarked grave what uh i guess snl sketches do you most uh regret maybe [Applause] oh it doesn't matter is that what you want to ask yeah all right award show ground rules thumbs up phones off don't check the news this is your day to celebrate each other your day to stroke each other off basically the spirit awards are a secret hand job on the beach but enough about moonlight oh look at that he's walking away it's such a good joke he's walking away it's a 10 that joke's a 10. how uh how's it going talking like yourself it's going okay i'm having trouble shaking oh hello boys yeah yeah it's much more comfortable in there i feel much more comfortable talking like where are you from john i'm from chicago illinois you what's your racial background racial background is irish catholic so why is it that you act like a jew from the 70s why do you seem most comfortable it's my most comfortable mode [Music] rudolph the red-nosed reindeer oh you know what this is this is what pisses me off about that is um no but for real okay so like so they're mean to him and then there's a foggy night okay and i guess the first time this ever happened and so santa puts him in front i'm assuming and he lights the way and then they go then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history first off he that you don't just erase the abuse and secondly he'll you'll go down in history that's a claim and fame and love and i am i hate to say it but fame is not love they're very different things and i've done a lot of work to get to that conclusion and i i hope rudolph sees a therapist that's unbelievable is when i was ill i would sweat now do you hear me i would sweat through my costume and i would stink like a dog i would smell like someone had a nightmare in a sleeping bag at a sleepover where you had to wear wool now i was soaked and i was furious and i had to go out on stage do you get me i had to hit my marks and i stunk like a dog everyone cheered though i did wonderful no one's ever spoken to me before how dare you ask me a question if you want more of that character log on you log onto broadway.com john's new character new persona for mullany question mark can backstage give me five dollars and i will do that uh i worked with bill for um about five years on saturday night live uh from my first episode as a writer i'm talking like this because i know and i'm like i'm like i don't remember it um and from my first episode there uh i wrote sketches with bill i think we wrote a sketch or at lea or at least one sketch probably two or three every single week and it was one of the happiest times of my life uh when uh bill began doing press for barry he said that the show is about how he hated working it's saturday night live and having compared it to someone forced to murder uh and kill people and uh i'm just kidding that's the oh that's good no that's what people say what are you announcing is it this is it like it's set up and then you walk in and there's a whirlwind i thought it'd be good if i came in positive and couch don't forget your tops way to go phone phone ringing off the hook i love it your phone ringing who are you i love it who are you i love it what's this an apple you're hired my home holy [ __ ] congratulations congratulations to you was it exciting i don't know what i said it was great you're getting gracefully what did you say you you thanked most of your cast and you said hi to the three h's yeah it was awesome what did you say um you went political fast i did yeah i said listen the west bank in israel is a complicated situation now i mentioned how my my wife said with love and totally kidding i'm not gonna fly across country with you just to watch you lose so she's in new york tonight it's a funny life that's a funny line and uh but i still think she made the right decision yeah that's a brutal flight um i'm so proud of you i'm proud of you buddy i wanted to when i wanted to rush the stage when he was speaking because we're old friends you know i said i gotta go see bill and they said yeah he's a good guy i say go over next to the giant he does fly fishing we talked for a long time because i was in custody i love you buddy i know you're great bye bill i love you i love it harvey weinstein uh this is a true story i met harvey weinstein once this was in 2015 for a meeting and he was complaining to me in the meeting that weinstein tv took up too much of his time and he said and i quote yeah no one's going to remember my movies forget pulp fiction my tombstone is going to say project runway ah you don't got to worry anymore harvey it's not going to say project runway it's going to say double xl unmarked grave now look here now look here look at us we've just answered your questions and what have you done for us where's the money where's our money where's our where's our money my daughter is waiting in the car i've been on a dot com for a half an hour and there's no money take us to dinner at least if you're gonna ask us all these questions on broadway.com with my daughter waiting in the car the least you can do is take us to dinner to a chinese restaurant or the second oldest indian restaurant take me for supermarket sushi or leave me the hell alone and you can drop that in as a response to anything in anything you ever do working with the sack lunch bunch this is uh genuinely the best experience i've ever had and they're um as you can see the most unique uh and uh boisterous uh coast eyes you can have we go we should bring john in and see you know if he's got anything for this and so we were throwing on stuff and i was like oh man it'd be good if vincent price said something to liberace or uh i don't know if you guys remember fred armistead played liberace and we go hey liberace whatever and what can he say and john was quiet the whole time kind of nervous when john goes oh he could say save your sassiest sides for your windowless bars i was like that's like a perfect joke it's always good when it's like what would vincent price say to liberace and then jonah you've been waiting 25 years to go then guys started using the phrase like many men dot dot dot you know like many men i'm only now learning that women don't like it when you run at them fully erect with hate in your eyes this is new to me i'm here to listen dear 92nd streetwise yeah oh i was at a nick game and i saw elliot spitzer i forgot to tell you this and he was wearing a hat like a like a fun jacket like you know like things are going great i looked over at him i looked over like my wife would go there and she's like what and i was like that's elliot spitzer and then i look over at him he goes

Channel: Ben Schwartz's Life Coach

Views: 286,198

Keywords: John Mulaney, Nick Kroll, Bill Hader, Independant Spirit Awards, IFC, Ben Schwartz, Ben Schwartz's Life Coach, SNL, 92y, Oh Hello, Broadway, Comedy, Stand Up, Barry HBO, Barry

Id: X_cVvG4lPnY

Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 16 2021