Snl moments that made me ask what’s in the fridge Jason

[Music] keep moving i'm supposed to ride a water horse to an ice island to free a fire spirit or something i think the plot of this movie might be really powerful okay fine they dare me to stab her but just as a joke so i stabbed her but logan took it the wrong way and started bleeding oh you think i'm just crazy right yeah well i'm not sorry colin i have just these sorry my allergies that was it that was a sneeze oh yes see when i was a little girl i sneezed once and nobody said bless you so a demon got in sorry i went back to our apartment and canceled all our credit cards all your nice jewelry i put it right up my ass because you got to learn about loyalty baby girl so now who's laughing not me because if i laugh too hard that jewelry will fly right out my ass course i respect you you're two damn fine cops for bratz wait what back to the women thing we're back [Music] it gets better it does truly get better and then some within the better is there are some things that are like less better hurricanes her a [ __ ] you've been getting on my damn nerves ever since we got to this house you can't talk to me like that oh what are you gonna do about it cry to your daddy you don't know my daddy you don't know my daddy my daddy's hulk hogan taylor honey i just want to say something okay now we've made so many special memories over the last 13 years from when i first taught you how to swim oh yeah freaking what i can't wear pads because i do little thongs no we don't need all the details yeah yeah i'm tampons it's easy you know uh you loop them up and um string first down the gullet no mr miller could you please read the indemnification on the back of your vip or axis raptors pass uh i i can't read it it's covered in my friend scott's blood well then move your friend scott's blood around with your finger until you can read it calm sister the admiral hasn't picked yet yes you're right it could definitely still be us the admiral who will he choose the twink is our favorite part of the show where we find out if you saw drake so our did you say the rock to the no this has been watch the bodega man can cuz he mixes lots of pills and calls them tiger sex pills you are 17 going on 18. actually i'm 33. i know i look young and i said i'm young but i lied i'm 33. sing your original new song for us won't you anything for you my love [Music] a new kind of prince who's not a creep i won't kiss you while you're asleep he's not a bro but he's not a cuck he's gentle at first but he really can and now savannah is telling him there's another question but oh no it was just a distraction savannah guthrie has a folding chair from the audience and trump doesn't see it oh the humanity [Music] ladies and gentlemen once again the dundee sisters here we go [Music] just one ting and a tingling blueberry boom santa [Music] whoever did it just come forward we're all adults here everybody gets a period we all get it the same way two strong weeks tapered with a week on either side cramps medical farts violent sexual hallucinations we need mark harmon smells kind of weird in here right no crunchy cakes melanomas it's coming from the fridge no it's not high hearts jackie jack tangos why is there duct tape around your fridge door jason mango munchers cherry berry bars what's in the fridge jason nobody is what do you mean nobody for women it's milk milk lemonade around the corner fudges made okay and for boys big hairy chest just like king kong cracking the butt two balls ding dong no no i'm i've abandoned my child i'm about to my boy i'm about to my child like oh here he is he's right here oh no oh my ankles you gotta go on without no no i'm never leaving you again you have to no like hell i do 40 seconds on the clock look at me gina you are my world and all the deaf donkeys we have raised from bottle call you mother 20 seconds left girls shut up you shut up you shut the hell up and let me talk to my friend what's up wieners my name's courtney with a quart i'm a freak in the sheets and a benghazi truther in the streets claire seemed to be just pretending to wash your hands yeah she didn't even touch the water i don't yeah what do you get when you sit on that seat swine hpp and a wave of heat where are you at getting desperate like that the sink is a swimming pool for rats i don't like the looks of it oh sister you look stressed here i made you a drink well that's a cup of pill oh so it is you know what you just reminded me cartier sent this necklace for you here try it on why that's a rope oh send me well sister you have a little lipstick on your teeth here i'll get it for you oh that's a shotgun oh well so it is i thought it was a cutie let's talk about dessert you know georgina was really determined that she was going to get to that ice cream machine first all right it's time for the question and answer round miss trash california you're up first your question is what is the biggest thing you've learned in your life okay that if you work hard you can achieve anything just today my gynecologist told me i was accepted to uti and i'm so excited my crotch is on fire that's wonderful and moments of true suspense is that the killer oh no that's just gritty hey gritty get flyers so gina go find those eggs okay this is for you go my provider i love you come on get those day i got them oh oh my god i missed you so much that was crazy for me i am sick when you are not here let's never do that again yes my dream was always to have a family but i never thought that was possible now i have two beautiful kids and they're smart and they're amazing and they asked me for an iguana and i got them that iguana and that iguana outgrew six tanks and ruined my floors with its urine and has taken over my life and now there is an evil dinosaur living in my house so that part is not better right well nope he's not gone he's dancing in the window [Music] i thought she was a young girlfriend but it was the wife of doctor reginald sanders i wasn't an admiral like you he was just a petty officer no no i got promoted oh really to what pass around party bottoms come on maxine now you got [Laughter] are you okay the answer is no

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Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 16 2021