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great job but i got to be honest what i don't think my girlfriend would like that you should probably break up with her and then do like a total 180 or something no no stefan it all kicks off with class speaker amy mitchell who does not know how to work that much sometimes i wish and that i could stay at this school listen to this next song and see if you think there's no effort okay because it's based on my very complicated relationship with my mother and it's called there's every time for mothers but there's no time [Applause] that's the title the thing is he doesn't remember that one of those super bowls came from a football getting stuck in somebody's helmet it's all part of the game baby call important yeah the finals [Music] thank you all all right all right now now who are you uh i'm i'm the principal here my name is ken yee uh bonzai yeah remember me know her kanye west man that stinks grab a mint what is that your kanye breath whoa that's actually dope do you have a sister named denise i too i do keep hi them who is this this isn't denise who are you do you know me can you see me what am i doing right now can you tell i'm making a pinwheel with my arms i can't believe it why i'm so sorry i'm so sorry no don't leave don't leave [Applause] [Music] when you reach the customs officer she will he will ask you a series of questions such as what is the purpose of your visit i'm here to see my mother she is a terrorist what is your occupation i am a certified drug dealer welcome to the united states go home please okay i understand bye america first congratulations and welcome to the united states a land of opportunity from trump tower to shining trump tower first of all i just want to say that like growing up i wasn't like other kids like if other kids were watching cartoons i was like making hats if that makes sense i'm a sex offender for halloween a sex offender yes pretty convincing huh here watch this i'm jeff montgomery by law i'm required to inform you that i'm a repeat sex offender and i'll be living in your neighborhood it's a great costume right could you sign and date these please you were right about robbie i'm sorry about our fight thank you for opening up to me the fight is over okay cool [Music] connie i'm going to battle you huh kanye west you need it kanye west you need a mint for your kanye breath and but and and when i'm done with you there's going to be no kanye's left fyi not every game robot is attracted to every other game robot i like little latin men and i like big strong men that can dominate me i think i will vote that's what i thought oh careful spicy hot link i think i can handle it jail the vote seriously if you don't choose someone else will choose for you well i guess you have a point i never really thought about that you ready for the game yeah are you ready that's not what he sounds like [Music] [Music] instead of driving a car i like to like lay belly down on a long board and use my arms the way a dolphin uses its fins sure it takes longer and yes i've been hit by a couple cars but the thing about getting hit by a car colin is that for just a moment i get to fly oliver klein the smartest kid in class giving the world's saltiest speech some of us weren't considered cool or popular and made and girls didn't notice me but in a few years boy oh boy are things going to change you're going to wish you would have gotten with me congratulations to the class of 2018. we're family [Music] hey we've heard a lot about lewis what the heck about clark hi i'm donnie grande i'll be playing the role of trusty sidekick clark soldier explorer politician and boo slave owner hey some snowmen are made of two balls yes and then this one is made of three balls from three bars anyway the kids the kids they take why don't you just maybe do one more song a little song sure yeah the pin goes in the pink goes out i'm trying to make a blanket like that i can't breathe what the hell i can't hear [Applause] my family has a history of our problems mommy and daddy though i don't even talk to him i know that because of my grandparents can't breathe right now just when you thought the fun was over watch your principal confidently mispronounced an indian kid's last name parsons abraham lincoln died it didn't have to happen poor guy if i would have been there i would have stopped it but i wasn't will you be let's ride what are you here mainly to see what the circus yeah i know the circus but what part of the circus i don't know like what what's your favorite part of the circus i don't know but what did you like before like when you were young now you're an older okay it don't it's okay [Applause] some things are better to not really get involved in i'm serious why auto-tune it was truly the most profound moment of my life it was the first time my son told me that he loved me now it's a ringtone you all have also let me know that some of my past videos could be considered problematic and or crimes for example shrek costume at funeral and of course racist fart on bus bottom line i'm sorry if you like this apology and you believe it please check out my other apology videos i sing my song for all to hear [Music] i sing myself why don't you like me [Music] why i like you you and try to do what you want and i give you thanks never thank me and i didn't have a dad and you know that yeah um my haiku is called hey where my weed at great question yeah hey where my weed at oh y'all gonna be like that damn why y'all quiet intriguing we just stopped we're under attack we have to run hold on next thing you know the girls yelling right at us i think she wants to know our relationship status listen up honey you had your chance now come on everybody do the last friday where's my coach give me my couch in the words of my hero miss mary j blige i'm leaving this firehouse and i'm never coming back bryce you can't leave you're on duty watch me

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Length: 10min 35sec (635 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 22 2021