colin jost and michael che being SNL's power couple pt 2

i'm colin jones i'm michael che and we are going to be doing weekend update on thursday starting august 9th for four episodes and you get to see us live on nbc on nbc i feel like if you're going to be a white supremacist you should look like collin at least right what i i mean if if i were trying to prove the superiority of the aryan race i wouldn't use steven miller's face i'd use yours yeah you don't have to make that gordita crunch and you got a chalupa big deal what are you so afraid that joe biden's gonna do what free the slaves again hey collins did you know my ties to clip on i've been wanting to say that all year the aftermath do a split screen of colin and stephen miller for one second audience by a round of applause who do you think hitler would want to be friends with stephen miller or colin nixon jokes that's not my middleman did you just stop first got together on the anchor desk could you tell instantly that there was chemistry i was hoping for it but um who made the first one me i did i um put my foot on his foot he put his knee on my name and the rest has been history i'm so happy for you too thank you together yes or no i was enjoying previous friendship moments and taking them in in order to [Music] uh give an informed response having reviewed it to say yes i think you are a good friend bathroom says what i was looking at i don't know why i thought that'd make you laugh [Laughter] you just stop it just take the compliment bro you're beautiful well thank you tv i hate that [Music] for more on this is wait a second michael chay hey michael wait what are you doing an update feature wow so this is snl wait chair i told you this is a bad idea thanks colin so i think end up day i'm the fresh prince and i'm jazzy jeff you're carlton you know you're carlton i accept that back to you matt lauer oh nerves of course i would not be able to be going through and doing this without michael so i'm very happy i can do it alone probably more fun who else would rope you into all this fun press stuff [Music] hi i'm colin jones hi i'm i'm michael che and this is colin jones we're hosting the emmys and this is our variety cover first memory of snl's dana carvey chopping broccoli which was his first show did you know that really and church lady he did like those two in his first show ever noticing which is insane it was great are you taking back your praise of it now no i think it's great it's it's like well you never know what you'll see at the enemies yeah guys you wanted you you're gonna do chopping broccoli you think oh man if i could be half as funny as chopping broccoli we'd be millionaires very old pig back i got my little girl with me i don't want to make nothing weird speaking of spouses michelle obama gave uh a great speech great transition too oh great speaking of spouses they both married right yeah sure sure michelle obama have you ever lied to me this is good yeah this is great yeah i'm sure i have i'm sure i've lied to you at some point but what i don't know i like that things i had in a specific thing i got a follow-up question yeah was it for me or for you it could have been either well i mean not nothing never lie to you on anything important it would have been just like a dumb little thing it's moving a lot i'm sure i did you've never lied to me do you believe you process it if you have never done it before so you have to kind of learn a lot on the job i totally agree [Music] you can expect a very very long speech from me a very long speech you know yeah yeah but i mean what are you going to do with their rhythm if you win i was trying to say that we should break them and then you then you say oh i broke miami and they send you a new one and then you fix the first one and then you get two emmys but they didn't want me to say that because i think they thought it was bad for the brand break your emmy you're gonna actually break and people loved it so kyle was like we should do this thing where we write jokes for each other like like you know bad jokes for each other and make each other read it and i'm thinking he's trying to set me up so i'm like oh this guy's gonna try to get me to say something bad so i'm gonna flip it and make him say some really really racist stuff so we're making each other read jokes live on air that the other person has never seen before uh do you want me to go first yes a church in massachusetts has created a nativity scene that comments on the immigration debate by placing the baby jesus in a cage where he belongs and then i start reading his jokes and they're all kind of mild right and they're like why wait a minute you just wanted to have like fun i it wasn't a trap at all so i just took it the wrong way which american touches their mobile device more than two thousand times a day only two thousand times said my penis [Laughter] and i had him saying the worst thing in his head's in his hand and he's just like oh god you're going to get me killed oh god nigeria's president muhammadu buhari for the first time denied months old rumors that he had died and been replaced by a look-alike from sudan see even africans can't tell black people [Applause] it's fun too it's fun to see him squirm because you know he doesn't want to tell it and uh he's got to get through it because it's his idea so it is it is fun to watch uh colin squirm i will say that oh boy you're fired you fired the man on christmas college [Music] what are your favorite ways to raise money at the office case what chaos you want us to kiss you no you want us to kiss each other let's kiss hmm yes oh yeah i don't i don't i don't think we're going to do that that's just oh no that says maybe i don't know what i'm there for those kids okay no we're not going to kiss louise okay but then definitely go ahead and kiss no you know the first time i used it i cried and not because i was emotional because the water went so far up it came out my eyes [Applause] dude i know i must have set the pressure too high man that thing sprayed me like it was trying to remove graffiti no one wants to hear about this shut up colin you white guy it's better when leslie does it look you guys don't even understand people will pay for this kiss i've read the fanfic okay i have found a private donor louise are you the private donor i could burn it and stand no don't burn it all right fine louise if you want to kiss so bad then michael i hope you know what you're doing so sharp is that good louise no paige did you pass cross before this yeah what do you think two three years no it's gotta be more than that about three years so [Laughter] so what do you remember about colin watching him do stand up i was like damn that guy's got gray hair yeah thanks good take away like johnny fappleseed who's out there every day hacking into selena gomez's iphone for fresh nudes you've been pitching appleseed for two seasons now and you finally snuck it on a different you should be network of yourself i'm the folk hero of faculty joe biden came out to the rocky theme sounded like mickey and to go and get asked to host and that they trusted us too it was great am i all right your hair is gorgeous never seen before and the idea is to keep it fun light no one's going to get canceled no one's families are going to get threatened you know have fun sure we'll see why don't you go first well we really changed some minds today and we also didn't back to you colin and michael thanks colin [Applause] i love that woman who screamed at the trump water so much his face that's one of the exciting things that's a subtle change you'll notice and then the show's gonna be like five hours but blue lives matter even more oh it's really nice oh okay no it's just that it's very complicated it's kind of like how you feel about colin jost oh no no no i love colin i will say that they're like an offensive and way she's red hot and she's gonna have a lot of ideas i'm kind of excited to see what she brings it's kind of nerve-wracking too because you're like well this show better be good [Music] be coming all the time was michael the kind of guy who always jumped out at you very much yeah i saw him and really just wanted to have him here because i just thought he was super funny listen to me colin listen to me michael to kisses to give yeah and to give one feels at peace one feels one's life is worth something and kissing is the best there is gosh you're gorgeous boys with big jobs so i want you to throw caution to the wind and i want you to give a big old tender key whose if you've ever had sex with me you might have to cure for cancer oh man okay last year you guys bonded you shared your feelings with each other you got to know one another did the sharing and caring continue through the summer you guys stayed in touch really it was pretty weird yeah it's kind of weird yeah i haven't seen you in three months i still don't know your name but you guys she's faking she's done this before i no i think this is real what do you say do you think for louise we do kiss every red nose is there

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Keywords: snl, saturday night live, weekend update, compilation, chost

Id: gE6fQAlP2YI

Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 08 2021