proof that bedwars hates me

welcome guys tulips little bad words for soloqueue and for before today because you know I wanted to change things up what what is our what is our Ross look that we got a a Lloyd nugget we got a I'm just gonna read it in tab we got Bujji oh he disconnected we got Bujji three thousand four we got a cream luck seven seven seven we got we got a pretty over pie I just realized I wanted a hole to count so I don't have any of my don't have any of my favorite set up oh well uh that'll be the that'll be the real challenge this game playing without my favorites menu and if you wonder why I'm on an all okay if you look at my four before statue will understand why I'm not solo queuing for before all I mean no no my stats no anyhow we're gonna be rushing yellow team there's gonna be a lot of people there but you know I can't really say more final kills because I'm on at all but you know PvP these guys noticed me okay that guy notices me he just has 12 billion ping so it doesn't really matter everyone is 12 billion ping why is the red guy beating me up guy guy red guy I'm on your side here I'm on your side well we got four final kills so you know there's always that plenty how red team rushed yellow which means there's a bridge straight to read from this team and I want to use it that guy got rich hold on fire ball always saving the fire ball for when I walk across I see what you're doing you ain't slick get back here I'll actually don't keep running yes yes so far so good so far so bad [Music] oh you're still alive what is this ethyne Octomom it's gonna casually walk over to blue team they're all having a nice adventure here don't mind me sir don't mind me I said thank you you just let me walk past you what are you doing I block it 1 V 2 & 7 final kills do I hear 8 final kills hey we're up to 8 final kills in 2 beds we have killed every single person in this game so far unfortunately red team only has 2 players so we can't get those up we can't get the luxurious 12 final kill game but still like I better have fallen off the map thank you oh my god how much defense does this team have what this is a scam huh leave me alone oh my god they made the defense even wider no die Oh die die thank you very much eh you don't have any victory dances on this account rest in peace ex don't looking for before it's actually pretty relaxed and I mean unless you go up against like an actual team of four in which case it becomes very stressful again but still just one iron short okay okay this is a stingy shop anyhow these guys are technically speed bridge and I mean he's doing the speed I can't even speed bridge that poorly as an example man it's it's the speed let me try I can't do it for like you unshifted allottee you don't really speed up at all anyhow we're gonna walk over here don't mind if I do and gone I'll be over here if you guys need me you can schedule an appointment if you would like to talk nope nope death there do behind me no no don't don't you bridge don't you do it don't you do it you ain't rushing my team how to eat alright this is it the final 1v1 here we go oh you're still alive oh no okay whatever we got the team no no no no no no no no no no yeah you better walk off that's what I thought he's walking back were you guys doing yeah you better walk off look II seriously stare him down while I buy blocks I can't I can't spend the next half hour facing off against this guy alright statics threw them into the void good work statics let me let me give them a good job good job statics all right well these guys are rushing up to me so here's what I'm gonna do check out the strats you just walk right past them just don't even look at them well you can look at them an f5 but but besides that don't even look at them can I break this uh-oh no I'm mad I'm mad I'm so mad no okay there's still eight final kills to be had if I get 12 final kills I can retire in peace again walk past everyone walk past all no stop beating me up stop yes no I can't die here I need to get the finals no red team Boca finals please please blue team survive please I need my 12 final game no he did that despite me that's the truth oh alright well there's three guys there so what are the odds I can just walk in and up rubber band or the odds like rubber band again what are the odds I can just walk in and stab all of them why did they let me do that hmm don't mind if I do oh actually have a lot of stuff now both of us are here so hopefully our team isn't dying Oh static said good job yes okay why something about this place I just can't walk in here without getting rubber-banded it's haunted anyhow seven finals too bad snack yes it's not twelve finals anything less than twelve finals means you're bad that's how it works thank you for making this nice doorway for me it's very polite just extremely accommodating of my needs all right where is the last guy there he is target spotted go go go go go go go go BBB hmm no don't walk into someone else please yes some finals it's it's all right you know it's not 12 finals but it's all right I guess we're on the hunt for the perfect game ladies and gentlemen 12 finals three beds no more no less well I mean more is obviously impossible but still you know what I mean we gotta get 12 finals three beds no excuses no 11 final kills we're going for the dream anyhow okay the problem is you can like break the bed but if you don't wipe the team then and there other people might get the final kills did that other guy not fall off he's still alive there we go there we go where is this dude where'd he go he's up there nope die plus the enemies walk off the mat by themselves sometimes and the guy already disconnected I'm cursed it's just yeah I'm cursed me oh I just want I just want to get the elusive perfect game but I'm just what am I supposed to do when they disconnect the second destroyer game starts playing oh well oh well I guess we can get a humble 11 final kills or maybe we'll just lose cuz we're bad anything's possible I want to dunk on these guys with fireballs though okay we're gonna use the Strad I talked about last time oh I didn't work perfectly no I didn't wipe the team I mean someone else might get the finals someone else might get the finals a tragedy no I'm telling you man the hardest part of the 12 finals three beds challenge is just enemies walking off the mat by themselves and disconnecting and then sometimes your teammates walk in and grab the kill just everything that can go wrong will go wrong all right we're up against Green Team who just walked off the map I'm intimidated I got a pretty pretty thick defense well oh how did that knock me towards it how in what universe that isn't even the first time it's done that that isn't even what I'm telling you man the game hates me this is proof you all saw it the TMT just imploded [Music] they've been fire balling not our bad anyways anyhow let's walk over oh man we can get a nine final kill game I am thrilled oh wow everybody just open already hello don't fire roll me jump hello who's this up get the one using an actual sword first and then stab that one where's the other one there's a known one I know he's out there was he the one that was like hiding underneath the map oh I saw I did see a nametag down here I knew it I knew it oh please knock me off please yes 9 finals it's just it's just not the same man all right we're making one last attempt man one last attempt at the perfect game blue team is already at made green teams already admit this is not good usually I like to focus the team that gets to mid first so they don't you know they don't have time to kill each other but looks like they're already going for it no no please no ok he killed that dude which means I can rush blue team there's still 12 enemies the dream is still alive the problem is I can't just break their bed here I have to kill all of them just to be sure it's the only way I can guarantee 12 finals if I let no one survived yes stand there and I'll get knocked off thank you oh so far so good so far so good the dream is alive 12 finals 3 beds can we finally do it this challenge is well it's not really stressful it's just aggravating because something goes wrong every time all right red team is just chilling and getting diamonds are they they're bridging to us what what look out red team at I can't speak I'm cuz I'm a non VIP okay it doesn't matter if our bed gets broken if we get 12 finals and three beds it's still a perfect game my eyes no yes get knocked off by the TNT yes how did you have off no are you kidding me are they both alive okay one of them okay okay we didn't take them all out but if they both stay alive and the time it takes for me to get over there we can still kill them it's still possible this is recoverable oh there's one nope nope I would have been so mad if my teammate just turned around and like high-five that guy for the kill credit I would have been tilted man he's a knock-back stick die thank you very much guys guys the dream is live the dream is alive ladies and gentlemen we're doing it eight finals two beds one team left they have four players still the dream the dream I do want CNT though okay there we go we have TNT we're going all-in I we might not have a bed anymore after this but that just means we got to succeed on the first try guys actually they have a really wide defense it looks like they don't even have tools they're just kind of walking in to beat us up yeah their defense is actually like really wide I can't one TNT isn't gonna be enough so we're gonna have to movin have to be fancy tool rushers okay we got this man I believe this is the game I got a good feeling about this don't hit me thank you well they're all here oh they're all wait why can't let me place blocks okay promise I'm down to like half health where's the other ones over there all right here's the plan I don't ever mind if it's just two of them in the same spot I confident I can just hit them both off but mm-hmm okay I have a plan it's dumb but it's a plan no their defense was too wide I was hoping that one T and D would be enough and then I could TNT jump out of there didn't work it didn't work but the important thing is since their bet is still alive we can try again and again and again I am gonna go across the map over the seas I am going to get so much gold that I'm just going to nuke them from orbit okay they're never going to stand a chance and one of my teammates is already gotten emeralds okay I think I'm about to lose a red gold jump post they're literally all in our base team I'd be fine with this if I could just if there was a way to get to their base that didn't have you they're all in our base team where are you doing I gotta take out the entire team myself [Music] oh my god her bed was even open our bed was even open guys okay you know what okay the problem is I can't let that guy walk by cuz I let him walk by what if my teammates kill him later mmm I'm not comfortable okay hopefully he's gonna he's gonna see me going over here and he's gonna go back okay please hit him it didn't hit him okay we have to hope that guy stays alive here we go 12 finals I believe 11 finals three beds 11 finals three beds this is it this is it where's this clown where is he that was another episode about worse guys I hope you guys enjoyed I know I sure did if you want to see a video where I actually achieve my bed worst dreams check out this 1000 win streak video oh my god one thousand four digits woo on it my

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 3,292,370

Rating: 4.9712596 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel, bedwars, hypixel bedwars

Id: l9iPO7o8jmg

Length: 18min 35sec (1115 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 30 2018