People Share Their Most Twisted Stories Of Truth Or Dare (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)

nsfw what's the most f ked up game of truth or dare you've ever had i was first up and they dared me to leave and go home never mind i want truth do you really richard edit i really want to turn this truth dear motif into a witty thank you for the gold you kind bastard but i got nothing thank you and then the party was richardless edit row my first gold for a dumb dad joke i now feel like part of the reddit community thanks stranger getting a bit buzzed i asked one of the standard questions have you ever had a wrestle experience with someone of the same essex after some doubting he answered with when i was four my cousin uphead me and that was the end of that night this girl was dead to kiss me or lick the toilet she licked the toilet well if that is ever an emotional sucker punch to the gonads holy sh t that's way worse than my only experience with truth or dare the girls refused to play unless i wasn't involved in any way i was asked to sit in another room i ended up just walking home it was my best friend's party and there were about 12 kids there total i think we were 13 or 14. i didn't attend another party of any kind until i was 18. i can't imagine how you handled it it was truth or dare at a girlfriend's house back in hs and she has a really nice house me two guy friends and two girlfriends eventually led to daring the girls to go into the shower naked which could fit quite a few people for a shower actually one girl dared the one guy to get naked the other girl dares the other guy to get naked and i'm sitting there with my boxers on no one bothered to dare me anything after that they were having a foursome in the shower i was sitting in the bedroom adjacent to the bathroom in my boxes that hurt damn played truth or dare with some friends at a party i got dared to kiss all of the girls there and none wanted to ck me of course no one wanted to kiss a snail killer buddy is having a party and invites me drinks were heard and were all sufficiently buzzed buddies turn passes and he spins the bottle lands on a girl who's pretty and chesty he dares her to let me have a shot from her cleavage she agrees and pours a shot and then buries it in her cleavage so i'm face deep in her tits literally struggling to grab this shot glass i finally get it and try to get it out it catches her shirt and spills all over her chest i pull back and i'm apologizing she looks at me and says nah you gotta finish the shot i clean her up and look over at my buddy who nods to me what started as a game of truth or dare turned into an orgy that then turned into a naked fist fight now that sounds like a good old-fashioned good time somewhere around 13 or so i dare a friend girl to fart on my other friend guy she actually seemed excited he seemed nervous and closed his eyes as he laid down onto the bed so she squats over his face and lets go of one i didn't think she'd have in her i see his eyes go wide and he knocks her off of him and runs towards the bathroom by this point i'm laughing hysterically and she's slightly embarrassed my dad walks out of the kitchen with his friends asks what the hell happened as he's puking in the toilet i told him now she's incredibly embarrassed from the bathroom we hear oh god i can still smell poo corn umbrella he had an odd vomiting sound she left shortly after in big announcer's voice brutality never have i ever at uni or i have never as we called it found out the girl we lived with had a gang bang with five rugby players she said it was amazingly hot hearing them all cheer each other on as they took turns f king her edit not leads met this was about 15 years ago we were playing never have i ever in this french guy exchange student said something that sounded like never have i ever sht on my girlfriend after about two minutes of laughter his buddy helped explain that he actually meant cheats damn you language barrier late to the party but very late tonight we were playing truth or dare in my basement we dared a guide to put on a wetsuit and a go-kart helmet carry a wooden boat or wake up my mother and ask her where the peanut butter was she woke startled and simply asked oh honey what did you do okay i never wanted to tell anyone this but i guess i will played truth or dare one time and it was my turn so i choose dare they dared me to knock on my neighbor's door and run but my neighbor saw me running away my neighbor told my mom and i cried you all got crazy lives comma truth or dare you rather marry fck kill cards against humanity or any game like that at all okay well this wasn't truth or dare but never have i ever with me and some of my friends towards the end it started getting pretty catty with one of my friends constantly saying specific things that would get one of my best friend eliminated like never have i ever sucked a guy off in a starbucks bathroom that kind of thing so that's how i found out that this really good friend of mine had apparently f kid my boyfriend on prom night after i decided to go home rather than lose my vaginity to him good times till i had the most boring teenage years my brother got cards against humanity but hadn't played it before we opened it up to play with my parents and aunt and uncle i had to put a stop to him explaining what buck is to my mom just say it's an asian salad dressing edit thanks for the gold well hun when a man and a man and a man and a man and a man love a woman vieira rematch hanging out with a few girls from the ghetto side of town plenty of drunken shenanigans anyways a game of strip poker broke out in the kitchen some points in the night a random girl appeared maybe a young looking 13 to ask her mom where something was pretty weird vibe already when her mom said come play with us i'll deal you in the next hand me and my buddy nope pfck right out of there by far mom of the year right there this one isn't so crazy as others just stupid teenagers tea kid was dead to go into the bedroom where the parents were sleeping and stopped doing push-ups if asked what he was doing he would simply state i'm doing this because i love my green nipples i was dared to kiss my best friend we're both males he slobbed all over my face and tried to slip me the tongue i pulled back and cried out asking him what the hell he's doing while wiping his saliva off my face he claimed that's how he thought you were supposed to kiss he was a kissless virgin this was in high school i was his first kiss edit god my inbox it appears a lot of people have now shipped my best friend and i i guess i need to call him and tell him we're married with kids now edit too so it just dawned on me that my friend's birthday is tomorrow well making him popular on reddit seems to be a pretty decent gift i'll show this thread to him tomorrow cute clothes bracket are you guys still together playing cards against humanity with my family i know and the black card is what ended my last relationship apostrophe mum throws down a brain tumor shocked silence her and my dad divorced partly because of the stresses brain tumor was putting on their marriage he got better edit since so many people are asking the marriage ended because the tumor caused him to have severe mood swings and gain weight and by the time they found it was a tumor they were through also thank you for the gold yay for chronically ill parents she won that hand disclaimer this was pre-internet learning about and seeing the female form was elusive for samus me and my friend were dared to strip and jerk each other off in exchange for seeing a girl's boobs we were 13. she was 15. i regret nothing edit yes we finished yes it was awkward afterwards boobs no regrets holy sh t dude thank god for the internet i just turned 50 and you kids are a bunch of god msx freaks this tread makes me feel like i was cheated out of my youth i'm 30 and i've never been in a real game of truth or dare playing never have i ever with friends one person said never have i ever had anal and the girl sitting next to me quietly asked does it count if it wasn't consensual i think i was the only one who heard her so i asked her about it later turns out she had been hooking up with her boyfriend he went for the butt she said no and he didn't listen they're not together anymore we had a game we called truth or dare asterisk where the person given the dare absolutely had to go through with it but they could impose a condition as long as they still went along with the original bear and the dara had to agree to it the idea was that as the dara you wouldn't demand too much as you could get screwed along with them later that evening we were going to play a wii sports tournament so i dared a girl in our group that i was hot for to do the whole tournament in her underwear and she imposed the condition that i kissed the gay guy who was hot for me i looked at him back at her then backed at him licked my lips and crawled over it was truly worth it truthful dare truth who was your first fck full stop full stop full stop it was her dad and that's how we all learned why he was in prison edit good lord this blew up as to why she didn't just lie we were all good friends and it was obviously cathartic to finally have it out in the open keeping secrets from your closest friend sucks i imagine especially when they come with as much psychological and emotional baggage as something like this would holy sh t the awkwardness in that room must have been insane my friend ended up peeing on me that f head up part is that no one dared him to do that truth or dare dare i dare you to sprint around the block naked okay come speeding around the corner trips up entire front of his body has road rash end game my friend and her boyfriend were chilling with me in my jacuzzi my friend and i were really stoned i must add it ended up with him daring us to go skinny dipping if that wasn't bad enough we ended up going butt naked onto the trampoline and jumping around in all our glory as he sat and watched in the jacuzzi definitely have a weird relationship with those two edit i'm a female and he did jokingly say this is how threesomes get started there was no threesome removed plain never have i ever with friends and family if you've actually done topic at hand you take a drink everyone wasted after a couple hours i throw out i've never had a threesome sister-in-law is only one who drinks her husband gets pissed yells i can't even get a [ __ ] from you storms off they divorced shortly after also not technically truth or dare but we were playing never have i ever one night in college someone started off with never have i ever had essex one of my good guy friends looked extremely uncomfortable and sort of attempted to whisper but drunkenly shouted to me saying he wasn't sure if his experience counted because one party was taking advantage of the other everyone immediately went into support mode expressing condolences and everything the girl who said the never have i ever felt so bad she kept apologizing he was like oh i'm the one that took advantage of her she was passed out drunk everyone just went uncomfortable and the party sort of breaks up after a few weeks later we find out he was texting a girl who was at the party and heard him admit that trying to hook up super gross tl doctor one of my best friends in college admitted to data ping a girl during never have i ever he was no longer one of my best friends after i was dared to close my eyes while someone kissed me it turned out to be my best friend's little brother the worst part is that his friend tried to lie and say it was him who kissed me the problem was that his friend had facial hair that's how i knew it wasn't him edit i'm not really the mom in this thread who played strip poker edit too i realize this does actually sound a lot like the goonies nope not a reference it actually happened it was a dare and my mate ended up lying on the floor and drinking a beer that was poured through another friend's sweaty hairy ass crack as a funnel valley type of situation i'd be surprised if he didn't drink a little bit of tea a childhood friend of mine and i used to play truth or dare all the time when we would hang out usually under a blanket in his basement he was always too shy to say truth truth be told we were around 12 and i thought emster baiting was super weird and that no one could find out i had done it so i need it i always chose dare and there was a huge phase where his dares were always to make out with him for your information i'm also a guy so after several games truth or dare basically meant it was time for us to make out under a blanket in his basement turns out he came out as gay later into high school edit to answer the main question showing up in the comments for my post i'm this is all so close enough comma turns out he came out as gay later into high school what a surprise well during truth or dare there was this one girl there i knew my buddy liked so i dared her to dry hump him a few times while asking who his mommy was later that night she confessed how she was into me and that that that made her want me even more we banged the nun bro like conduct by me i mean you made an attempt an honest attempt after that it's really up to her bro conduct is in place so that at the end of the day someone is getting laid it was your turn that fine eve friend some guy chose dare and was told to go fck himself he dropped trial and sucked his own dick props on flexibility man but i'm still kinda grossed out to this day alpha my cousin dared me to ask my mum for a cigarette when i was 10. she hit me used to play dare or dare in sixth grade at recess i dared a friend to ask a random girl to be his girlfriend she said yes so they developed an actual close relationship that lasted at least for the next four years truth or dare friend was dared to shti on his mum's bed ts on his mum's bed played truth or dare with a bunch of neighborhood friends and girls while in the pool i got dared to run around the pool naked i did i ended up liking the feeling of being naked around people and popped a boner i didn't put my clothes back on and made everyone really nervous for the rest of the day till everyone started drinking at the tender age of 12 except for me we were playing this quite a few years ago in the classroom i had a huge crush on a classmate at the time another classmate knew about this and showing everyone that she truly was a [ __ ] tried to make me blurted out in front of everyone crush two so far everyone decided to go for the truth when my turn came it happened all of like this truthful dare dare so is it true that you like d-a-r-e you ignorant death idiot ah and they made me drink some kind of men don't even wanna know what that was actually but the sad face of the [ __ ] classmate filled my heart with joy till my truth or dare games were not as bad as i thought y'all some nasty f cause edit a letter edit too no rules truth or dare we somehow got all the girls topless and kissing then the girls got smart and the guys needed up wearing the bras and making out together it was a fun weird night truth or dare my gf at the time was dead to seven minutes in heaven with my then best friend well they're six years married now and i've been single since all right if we're talking about getting rowdy in elementary school i played a game of spin the bottle with a group of friends with hugging instead of kissing just remember kids hugging leads to pregnancy which leads to hardcore drug abuse someone licked my eye once this thread needs ten zero zero zero more comments [Music] for senior ditch day my friends and i got 40-50 friends to party in a cabin someone was dared to run around the house naked and he declined i said i'm willing and the whole room chants my name and i instantly remove all my clothes and sprint through the cabin everyone's cheering laughing or yelling as this happens you spicy grandma you cards against humanity homer bet you can't have just one i played dead parents on my friend whose parents are both dead we were all in our very early twenties drunk in a small bathroom with the lights off playing truth or dare weird i know after playing for a bit this girl was chose to do a truth i believe the question was something along the lines of who was the last person you had sex with almost immediately without thinking he said my dad i don't think i've witnessed anything like that before i was playing once with all my friends dudes when we were pretty young anyways it's my turn to ask so i pick someone and they answer dare okay um stick that barbie up your butt kid does fair enough moving on right nope suddenly everyone was sticking it up their butts and i'm just sitting there like what in the hell i'm the last one that hasn't done it and they all look at me and point out that i was the only one to not do it yeah well because it wasn't my bear okay then i dare you to do it that's not how the game goes okay truth or dare truth i think everyone was pretty pissed that i didn't voluntarily sodomize myself and unlike them was able to get out of that particular dare moving forward so in elementary school i was at a birthday party and someone dared to hug a girl i was friends with didn't do it yeah i guess that was pretty lame the one in my mind counts right you

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Published: Tue Jun 23 2020