Teachers Reveal The MOST NSFW Things Students Have Done To Them - Funny Reddit Stories - AskReddit

r / arse credit teachers of Reddit what's the most NSFW thing a student did to you female middle school teacher in front of his class a student asked me to teach him how to 69 I told him to ask his mum it was first year teaching out of college I have a late birthday so I was only 21 at their start of term and I taught seniors so my oldest student was 19 clearly this age difference lead to many scary moments but the worst was a shy little girl who approached me and in a very sincere way asked if I would take her virginity it was almost sad go on par well nothing I patted her on the head and told her she would find the right guy or moment or something else cheesy like that bleep if she wasn't hot though taught English in Korea for a year and whilst there became acquainted with their dog Jim this is where a student clasps both hands together and makes a point with two fingers think here's the church and here's the steeple then they sneak up behind you AMD jab you straight in the bleep hole former university professor had a female student flash me in front row last week of spring semester no undies well maybe it doesn't count as a flash if it lasts longer than 10 seconds I gave her a good look and then took a few seconds to regain my thoughts and kept my eyes up toward the higher seats unfortunately she showed up at office hours the next day wearing the same skirt and I was afraid she was going to up the ante fortunately she didn't the true tragedy is that she wore the same skirt two days in a row what a fashion nono she should be taught a lesson a hard lesson is in order excuse me for going off-track but I made out with a substitute teacher from my high school when I was 16 edit nice nice nice one kid was running towards me with scissors that bleep is not safe for work female high school teacher here a bathroom on the same floor of my classroom was having issues and made most of the surrounding classrooms smell musty at the beginning of my first class a male student walked in and yelled I T smells like bleep in here and then looked at me and you followed up by saying something to the effect of how would you know you've never been near one right Pharr retrospect I wish I had said something that's bad bleep oh man this reminds me of something that happened in my ninth grade English class we were doing the what do you want to do when you grow up thing not sure why one male kid said I'm going to be a palm star the female teacher didn't miss a beat and instantly replied I don't think you've got what it takes it would probably get her fired these days but that kid didn't know what to say and the entire class was laughing she was young and pretty good-looking too which I think made it a more embarrassing for him buddy of mine who is in grad school therefore has a tart position had a girl come into his office with a low-cut shirt leaned over his desk and say I'll do anything three separate times I thought that only happened in palms no he did not go for it will you study why study when you can give your a for an at well I'm a male elementary teacher so not much one of my boys tried to tickle me once put a stop to that quickly you heard him boys cuff him I had a teacher pulled me into a janitor's closet and start making out with me it got pretty hot and heavy for about a month after that we would have sex after hours and she would drive me home after detention or study hour no one ever found out cause I'm lying and it never happened I don't believe you during our prom one of the hotter teachers got totally blitzed along with everyone else she then proceeded to grind against a student and try to lead him to the toilet other teachers dived in and covered up to this date remains the best governor pyv ever seen teaches the Dena anything happened and some students who saw it are now doubting what they saw years later during a hallow in school dance the Dean of Students came onto the dance a flaw in our school mascot costume a large group of girls students proceeded to go grind on him thinking it was a fellow student he left after a minute or so and didn't tell anyone it was him he came outside to where I was standing took off the mascot head and exclaimed I don't even know what they were doing with my tail that sounds like it's straight out of a sitcom ha ha kid walks right up to an elderly teacher maybe in her mid sixties asks her do you know what a [ __ ] is she holds up her hand shapes it like a gun and says bang their class busted up laughing so loud she just smiled and told us to get back to work she was a very mean teacher otherwise that's frickin genius asked me what bleep blocking was in the middle of my lesson edit to give more on the story the student was in ninth grade and was genuinely asking so I assume he heard it from another student earlier in the day I didn't really have a witty response and just said that it was inappropriate and ended the conversation there one of my driving school students tried to pepper spray me once he ended up shooting it in the wrong direction and maced himself instead I may have been trying to carjack him but that's beside the point huh edit okay folks I get it it's a spongebob reference while I appreciate the dozen messages telling me to look at the username you can stop now we got caught playing strip poker in an empty class before homeroom by two female teachers in their 50s or 60s when I was 17 we asked them to join in but they were more interested in getting us to put our clothes back on Paul is that you not a teacher but in high school my marine biology teacher always kept me after class to talk to me would hang around my desk during class and even tried to get me to join the YMCA as a lifeguard so her and I could work together she would also put her hands on me a lot thinking back I should have done it she was pretty hot I was joking around with some of my male students and told them if you don't get to class soon I'm going to fill au filleting like a fish my students and I often make dark jokes like this one student miss here dit completely you're going to fail at us ha that kid is going places the University professor here had a student tell me that she missed a quiz because she was posing for Playboy that day one of the big 12 issues I was so thankful my office door was open and other people were in the to serve as witnesses later OTT confirmed she was in the issue a colleague had a student come into his office in a skirt with no panties saying she'd do anything to pass the class he smartly told her there was nothing he could do and send her on her way one of my female students wasn't doing very well when it came to essay writing she was also a rebel making the situation on both ends quite difficult to fix her as a skilled I assigned her to write me a four-page essay on the subject of her choice on its due date I asked to stay behind so we can go through it together and focus on the points that require the most attention I asked her to give me her essay so she reached into her bag and whipped out an overly large latex dildo and slapped me across the face with it before I had time to react I assumed a suspension but I left the school after the news had spread and I lost all respect and control of the students and staff members not really NSFW but my mother used to be a preschool teacher and one day during show-and-tell one of the students stood up and told all the other students that he was getting a hedgehog my mother asked the student if he was site he was getting a hedgehog as we live in northern Australia and Hedgehog don't live here the student responded saying yes last night he said to daddy if you do the dishes you'll get a hedgehog tonight my mother started laughing as soon as she worked out what their mother actually said to the father she had a quick word with the parents when they came to pick up the child needless to say the mother was a little embarrassed and the father just had a smile on his face tl semicolon doctor student told class he was getting a hedgehog after hearing his mother offering his father a head job to do the dishes last week I was teaching about Southeast Asia and I mentioned Thailand my elementary school student asked me if I heard of Bangkok and if it was true that there are girls though with boy parts I knew immediately where he was getting this from and he was being completely serious and really wanted to know because he watched the hangover 2 and soit I just said no that was the right thing to do right right you're setting him up for quite a surprise when he travels to Thailand later in life one time I was sitting on some bleachers during a school game and a student sneaked up behind me and lit my robes on fire 10th grade teacher here once a student said to me in front of the entire class you look tired I reply that I was he quickly responded I don't know why I left as soon as we were done last night sent him to the dean's office when I called his mother that afternoon she told me you need to learn how to take a joke during a writing assignment that same student wrote an inappropriate poem about me another student wouldn't Dean Lee asked me if I'd like to step into the Octagon with him participate in a rap battle or if I needed a stiff drink that usually just made me try and hide smiles he was a total slacker but at least he was pleasant and didn't generally disrupt other students edit I was half tempted to prepare for and accept his challenge late in the semester just to surprise him the last number of your like is hoop hours you get comment who you got [Music]

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Published: Sat Aug 17 2019