People Reveal The Most Shocking Things They've Done For NSFW Bedtime

what's the [ __ ] thing you've ever done i had sex with my wife before work instead of before bed some girl offered to blow me if i bought her cookies from mcdonald's got a one dollar and seven cents blow jobs at night i felt pretty grimy after that my gf gave me a [ __ ] in the back of a car while her best friend drove i caught her watching us in the rearview mirror i ducked a guy i had met an hour prior the small supply closet at a bar in new york city the door didn't close all the way and at one point a busboy was walking up the stairs to go to the rooftop and he caught us we frantically were pulling our pants up apologizing and he just chuckled and told us to finish we did not finish just a friendly reminder your picturing everyone is way more attractive than they actually are happy reading i engaged in a sexual relationship with one of my paper suppliers in exchange for the scams for my company as well as outback steakhouse coupons had six with four girls in college not knowing they were all friends nor leading any of them on tried to have a relationship with one and that's when it all blew up and i learned the awful truth i missed my stop reading these i met a girl because i went outside at a party to have a smoke and found her balling her eyes out because she broke up with her boyfriend 10 minutes later we were upstairs in an empty room ducking like rabbits i always feel like this is worst thing i've done second would be the hottest 60 plus your woman i met while getting drunk in a jacuzzi at a hotel area we were staying there for my grandmother's 70th anniversary shin dig so my whole family was there i was invited back to this woman's room after a lot of drinks and learned a lot of knew it when it comes to six but god damn was she in good shape and looked great for her age probably the time i ducked my step-cousin in a shed at my actual cousin's wedding we boned again later at the condo i was staying at i made my brother go upstairs with my noise-cancelling headphones before she got there and told him to listen to loud music for a while doctor girl in the wet republic club pool in las vegas that i had met about 90 seconds prior the only thing i know about her is she was 36 at the time i've been having a sexual relationship with my boss for the last six months or so we're both single and i'm his kid's nanny i once made a hot girl character in an mmo perfect world and raoul played as a girl to get sh t from people barely managed to keep it up for four days before the creep factor got too heavy but i cannot deny the results i felt like an utter [ __ ] but by god did i make some serious progress had six in the mosh pit of a marilyn manson concert to the jealous girl that kept pulling my hair from behind every time i got in a rhythm thank you you bought me another five minutes i had six with two different girls the same night by telling one i had to work at nine and told the other i got off work at nine also i did it at my [ __ ] that i was dog sitting for was at a bar when a girl sat next to me and asked if i wanted to make out i said yes partly helped by all the shots downed earlier ended up having a threesome with her and her ex in a bedroom upstairs only learned their names the day after the guy ended up becoming my boss a few weeks later i got a hand job from two sisters i sat in the middle of the car and they both played with my d was a great night in my wild days i had a threesome with one of my friends with benefits and a girl he knew the fwb had been drinking and fell asleep during it so the girl and i kept going with each other when we were finished she left and i had six with the other guy living in the apartment i once got a [ __ ] in the back of my parents car while my parents were driving a girl was pretending to be asleep on my lap i fingered a girl's ass in the pacific ocean one chick at the same time does reluctant six work count used to clean houses naked for money i'm poor and i'm trying to apply to med school one time i was playing gta online as a female character and some dude came up to me asking if i wanted a good time as any reasonable person would do i said yes and god's in his car he made me crouch in front of him to blow him and he would air thrust in my direction all the while messaging me oh yeah and unkinder thing as terrible as it sounds he would protect me from other players and would pull out his super nice brand new dlc cars for me to drive around in and he would carry me through missions for as money i even would make him take me out to burger and taco places before he could have his way with me 10 stroke 10 would do it again help me pay for my first nice car edit and dude a year later thank you for the platinum i ducked my co-worker at work on top of the bar and in the handicapped stall in the women's bathroom and then the bathroom sink counter after we close of course also met a guy at a bar when i just went to have a bratwurst and be left alone he was in town for business and leaving early the next day i offered to show him around the city he said sure i was on my period but i have an oral fixation so i had a one night stand with throat looking met a girl on tinder we went to the mall together within a few minutes we were in her car next to a rather busy car dealership ducking each other's brains out dealership workers definitely saw nearly every other time we had six we were in her car on public property i shower naked in front of other men at the gym stole an ac 130 car package and ended the round with a nuke swiped right on 200 girls and only matched with a bot one time a girl drove two hours to have a six with me we had six pretty much all day but my dad was about to be some so i was trying to get her to leave oh my dad arrived so i force her to go out the back when she's walking to her car in front of my house my dad goes look cute girl go get her number little did he know i once had six with earth a kit in an airplane bathroom oh god this is a tie met a girl on tinder that used to be a stripper and is a current cam girl thought she was joking and called her bluff asking to go to the club she used to work at went there and had free entry and drinks all night went back to my place he stripped for me had some seven-stroke 10-6 woke up the next morning and she asked if she could use my room to do a cam show about halfway through her show she walks out and says one of my regulars noticed i was in a different room i told him i was at a guy's house and he just paid me 100 for you to duck me i obliged and she gave me 50 of it second is there was a supervisor from work we'll call her amy i thought was pretty cute but she'd turned down going out twice so i left it alone her friend we'll call her belle an operational manager step higher than a supervisor let me know amy doesn't like going out with people from work but they go out for drinks all the time and amy actually had interest in me bell and i set up a plan where her and amy will go out for drinks belle will text me where they are and i'll accidentally run into them fast forward to that night we are all hammered and get a lift back to my place bell passes out as soon as she gets to my place and amy and i go at it they next morning amy wakes up and gets a lift to work belle wakes up shortly after rolls into bed with me and says do i get a reward for helping you out last night and proceeds to suck the soul out of me five strokes seven night probably wouldn't do it again though i plugged a few skittles into my butthole and told my girlfriend to taste the rainbow i ducked this chick my best friend hooked me up with she left i went to bed with no shower in the morning my ex-girlfriend shows up to my place things start getting heated she proceeds to suck my d tasting all of the other girl from the night before you're pretty sleazy three different people are three different times of the same day two of them always treated me terribly banged a dude in the parking lot of the school arrived a chemistry class with jizz in my eyebrow five people in four days all individual so it wasn't like an orgy or anything related but separate occasion four people at once i've done a lot of group stuff but i think that was the most probably not the [ __ ] east so i met this girl at a club i knew i knew her from childhood she liked the way i looked she was clearly drunk i was pretty intoxicated as well i suggested we go outside to get to know each other better we go outside and she starts sucking me off then stops as i was drunk i was going soft at the rate of a ribbon dropping so i started to masturbate to keep hard i didn't realize how fast i was going and i ended up ejaculating all over my gains i once ran through fields of wheat duck five people in one day straight mail here i let my girlfriend peg me i had given her anal before so it was fair game bro that it was enlightening i learned how vulnerable getting penetrated can make you feel and i'm not even going to lie i'm owned like a [ __ ] i once jerked off to the comment section of an escredic post met a guy at a party and back to his place we started having six and he suddenly started crying and talking about his ex he locked himself in the bathroom his roommate shows up a minute later and i duck him instead before going back to the party lol god come in the holes where my wisdom teeth used to be two days after i got them removed i was once voluntarily homeless for about a year after reading henry miller's tale of his life as a starving artist in paris of how he could be fed at least once a day by finding seven friends and only imposing on them once a week for dinner i set out to find seven girlfriends based on henry's model my notion was that i would have both good loving and a place to stay every night without imposing in due time i had six different women that i was seeing but soon found that i was making love to one at night and again in the morning and then the next one would want to duck me soon after i arrived at her house and then again and again i never thought i could get burned out on six but it happened what followed was a period of time when women would meet me and want me but i would say no i soon learned that women don't like being rejected any more than men do eventually i came to understand that quantity is never a good substitute for quality particularly when it comes tosix and making love i found a lover who made me very happy and i'm still with her many years later went on a trip with my friends who are still in college to new orleans we stayed in a itty motel i ended up in a room with a bunch of their friends who i didn't really know with two things of mad dog and blunts some girl dragged me into the bathroom and we ducked apparently it wasn't quite and everyone knew it happened i woke up the next morning and looked at my buddy and he said so you ducked xxx last night i responded with is that who it was not my proudest moment bareback doctor dancer at a local strip club alcohol clouds judgment and an hour later bareback dr mom who also was a part-time dancer at the club i forgot to pray yesterday i once made an ascredic post begging for six stories but forgot to market nsfw i was all set to jack off to these strangers comments but then my mom got home from work i still had lots of homework so i had to close everything quick to get it done before bedtime had six with my co-worker for years in fact although we're not co-workers anymore we still have azik's a lot she's also my wife now a girl i'd never met in person before texted me won a bang here at 2 30 a.m right after i got home from a party i took an uber to her place i discovered she looked nothing like her pictures we ducked anyway because i was drunk and i took an uber back i was gone for a total of 47 minutes the worst part was when she asked me if it was worth dinner as i was leaving i thought she was joking so i just laughed she looked at the floor and said oh never mind i didn't think so anyway in the most ejected voice i felt really bad about that met a girl in las vegas at an edm concert while on coke for the first time i don't normally experiment with drugs she was dancing staring at me said she really liked my beard we exited the dance floor and she was telling me she won a sunday school teacher followed by don't worry i still know how to have fun and in short order after that said she was going to duck me as soon as we left we found my friend that i was sharing a room with told him i was headed back and he shouldn't come back anytime soon wink wink me and the lady make it to the taxi where she says she's not wearing any panties i checked she wasn't and she liked it long story short and we get to the room and she tells me i can do anything i want to her she stayed the night we went at it in the morning and she left without stealing anything which was a nice bonus for whatever reason we exchanged numbers and she would send me dirty videos mid-20s were a crazy time a girl used to blow me for rides home from work she lived like 10 minutes from work and i didn't miss a shift in almost two years before she moved thinking back on it at 16-18 i was pretty happy at the time but now that i think about it i feel kind of bad watch aganado i had six in the back of car with my best friend's ex-girlfriend on two separate occasions only a few weeks after they broke up then i started sleeping with that girl's older sister only a couple of weeks after that the elder sister is now my girlfriend and knows all about it somehow we have family meals together without me being crucified but i still feel pretty dirty about it had a threesome once there was a few no shows i still had fun without a doubt this is the furthest i've ever read into a comment thread on reddit this it is fascinating duct ex girlfriend in a taco bell bathroom back when it was just a single person bathroom and the doors could be locked we finished grabbed some food then said duck it and did it again in the girls bathroom kind of a toss up between that one time i hooked up with three different people in the same day and at one time on a san francisco sidewalk outside a bar on a ducking random wednesday when a girl shouted anybody wanna go home with me four six and i looked at her and said okay i later had to go running back out of her house to find condoms and ended up bumming one from a prostitute who went and smiled at me and said you'll have fun i met a girl i had never seen before at a college bar a college neither of us attended at about 10 p.m by 1 30 we were at her place and had six twice she gave me free mcdonald's the next day we just had our 16th anniversary we're really happy happier than most of our friends we talk all the time we still rent but we have a porch and play cards outside when it's nice she usually wins it was a birthday party for one of my friends in high school we were all watching a movie on this inflatable screen in their backyard i was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time and we had a blanket over us to keep warm she then proceeded to give me a handy underneath the blanket i was convinced no one knew everyone knew never felt like more of a sl00t in my life slept with a 42 year old and 21 year old within 24 hours after meeting both the same night felt equal part [ __ ] and proud when i was a minor 17 i asked a guy i had met on tinder to buy me alcohol in exchange for a [ __ ] he agreed and he came and picked me and my friends up to take us to safeway he went in without us and bought vodka and smoked us out on our way to a park near my friend's house when we got to the park my friends got out and sat at a picnic table about 75 feet away the guy and i got into the back seat i blew him grabbed the alcohol walked back to my friend's house and got pretty drunk that night back alley bj while i was in vegas pretty tame compared to most of the stories here hooked up with a friend sister in my car and she proceeded to go full starfish mode to the point where it felt like i was ducking a corpse i proceeded to fake an orgasm and dropped her off and called an ex to have some somewhat good sex at night i didn't even take a shower in between [ __ ] thing ever i slept with five different people over the course of 36 hours spring break in the bahamas for the sole purpose of proving to my buddies that i was over my ex i also somehow managed to go from chasing after a drunken girl who stole my hat to having six behind a fraternity house with said girl in about 15 minutes still not sure how that happened [ __ ] thing i've ever witnessed is a girl taking a friend of mine upstairs blowing and ducking him letting him finish inside her and then come back downstairs to pick up another guy she repeated this with about six guys that we know of could have been more no one found out until the next morning at which point they all took a walk over to the free clinic i showered and had six with two girls in a camping shower stall when i was 15. i knew these girls for about one week once got paid 40 dollars to make out with someone at a party i'm a 25 year male she was not the most attractive woman but i was in college and forty dollars felt like two hundred dollars i'm not wearing a bra right now this chick i was friends with for a while told me through text she was hard up for cash and i was drunk so i responded back that i'd give her 20 bucks to show me her tips so her response was stopped by i'm at work she worked at a hotel i get there and it's late and we go in the back behind the front desk where she pulls her tits out and they were everything i had hoped for anyways i wasn't letting those things be put away without at least grabbing one so i did and she was into it next thing you know she's pulling her pants off i put her up on the laundry room counter and i'm going balls deep in her good times she told me that was what led her to become a stripper and as far as i know she still strips to this day i fingered my now ex girlfriend while she jacked me off in a movie theater it wasn't actually as enjoyable as either of us were expecting i didn't know my way around a [ __ ] she didn't know her way around a d it got awkward i once got busy in a burger king bathroom had six with three different women in the same day i'm a girl had six with someone just so i had somewhere to stay that night not homeless just a drunk 18 year old d head at the time this might get buried but one ducked a guy in the college dorm common area two got drunk and woke up in a guy's dorm proceeded to have a six i have no idea who he was he denies it now three at four dash five guys all older than my dad have their way with me in exchange for copious amounts of sugar four hooked up with the table i was serving repeat four times with other customers five let a guy set up an appointment for me to have a six with a random unknown dude in his car in a parking lot six had six with a guy who made me hide in a closet because he thought he heard his gf seven had six with three different guys at different times in one day i could probably continue but these are the highlights i had six with a girl who i thought was a [ __ ] in her parents garage up against her father's track turns out she was a virgin well years later i actually hung out with her a few times and it turns out we got along well i have been married to her for more than 10 years now i hooked up with a guy i met in a bar who was significantly younger than me we went back to my place and did what you do in these situations and then he went home i woke up the next day with the worst case of strep throat i have ever had in my life and it later developed into a ut serves me right i suppose i sucked off a guy i met on fetlife in my own home we never exchanged any names either he just walked in dropped draw sat down and i got to work my ex gf got drunk and let three guys she met at a bar club go to town on her she started ignoring my text around 8 30 p.m while she was getting ready with friends and didn't respond until 7 30 a.m then told me at 7 00 p.m after i picked her up what happened and started [Music] crying [Music] you

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