People Share The Worst Wedding Disasters They Ever Saw (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)

what is the worst thing you've ever seen happen at a wedding divorced father of the groom started up about how much better his new wife was compared to his old wife during his speech on and on and the qualities of asian women versus white women i've never looked at my shoes so hard in my life the sister of the bride who wasn't invited showed up drunk and got in a fight with the bride until the father of the bride broke it up by putting the sister in a chokehold and dragging her out of the venue the bride was surprisingly fine afterwards source i was at a wedding where the best man got up and explained how important this speech was to him because even though he hasn't stutter and public speaking is very hard for him the groom had picked him it immediately became clear that his stutter was severe but everyone of course looked at each other like isn't this amazing what a touching moment it felt like a movie moment as he struggled forward into what we all assumed would be a poignant speech however it quickly became clear that this was indeed one of the worst best man speeches of all time within referencing exes sx stories jokes about the groom's small dick and how hot he thought the bride was but of course it was all coming out in a slow horrible stutter that made everything much much worse at the end everyone was mortified except for him he looked incredibly proud one of my wife's co-workers got married this past summer her father passed away from a fatal heart attack the morning of the wedding but her family insisted and convinced her to go in with it so she did it was awkward as hell and nobody in the building made it through without crying even the minister my mother-in-law handed out an ep of my now sister-in-law to as many guests as she could and threw a fit in the middle of the dance floor later that night because i didn't let her daughter sing with a band or karaoke her exact words were how dare you make today all about you it was my wedding day i worked weddings for a living and once saw the best man get loaded give a speech and profess his love of the bride and how they had slept together two nights before open bar 1. best man just prior to my sister's wedding ceremony beginning as everyone was getting in place and last minute things were being done in this big old catholic church my father noticed a woman with a confused look at the back of the church and approached her asking if she needed anything she informed him she was the bride then opened a beat-up suitcase she had which contained something resembling a wedding type dress my father suspecting she had some mental health issues played along suggesting that she may be in the wrong church when that didn't work he slipped off and called the police in the meantime the lady walked up to my soon-to-be brother-in-law and said you're aren't going to leave me this time when the police pulled up to the church the lady spotted them and made a quick exit turns out she had a habit of pulling the stunt my brother-in-law still occasionally reminds my sister that he had a choice on their wedding day but still chose her the bride fainted and hit her head hard enough to go to the hospital in an ambulance no refunds so they amazingly still had the reception pretty subdued we had a few drinks and just left not a bad thing that happened for me just really awkward went to wedding of someone from my church a few years back when it came time to say the vows he pulls out a sheet of paper and reads on for like five minutes getting really intimate and pouring his heart out to her it was kind of awkward tbh but the icing on the cake was her response when he was done she just giggled loudly and awkwardly and got out ditto that's it that was her wedding vow so freaking awkward bride never showed up my cousin was the groom and had about 500 people in attendance he got on the mick and said there's no bride so we had the party anyway bridal face plant followed by a girdle breaking which led to the dress ripping i worked at a wedding venue for four years having to stop the bride's step dad from hitting her over the head with a chair was a highlight the whole room were just fighting with each other the best man kicked the mother-in-law different wedding some [ __ ] bit the dj because he refused to play a certain song for me the absolute worst one was when the newlyweds were arguing at the end of the night in front of their young son she admitted to cheating on him it all came out there and then in front of his family and he was devastated what is with this thread and people biting each other i ruined my cousin's wedding videos and i'll never live it down when i was 13 my cousin got married and my brother was in charge of photography and video for the day at some point in the day my brother gave me the camcorder and told me to shoot and take video longer story shorter i was unknowingly recording when myself and another cousin were talking about girls at the wedding and as one girl walked by i said i would fck that girl in the f-king ass one week later the whole entire family decided to watch the video of the wedding and i have never felt so f king embarrassed in my life edit no i never actually f kid that girl in the f-king ass but my family occasionally likes to ask hey you gonna fck that girl and the f king ass comma whenever i bring a new girl around usually while she's standing right next to me i'm 25 now and it's been a funny 12 years at my expense f cause the groom was drinking heavily and by the time the cake was supposed to be cut he was passed out at the back of the room the bride was crying hysterically dad stepped in and cut the cake with the bride former matridotl bride's stepmother and mother got into a fight stepmother bit the mother wedding went to a screeching halt there was like an eight-year-old boy who had loads of confetti in his hand so i didn't think much of it turns out he thought it was sugar paper and ate all of he then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere through the middle of the ceremony after arriving 45 minutes after the ceremony was to begin during the ring exchange the groom gets this blank look and says he didn't know he was supposed to buy her another ring still slipped off her wedding band and handed it off to the preacher this is probably something they should have discussed beforehand the wedding ring isn't supposed to be a surprise nervous groom stood with his legs straight for too long fell forward and knocked himself out cold hitting the first step to the platform with his head for the book atos a middle-aged guy forced his middle-aged girlfriend out onto the floor then stood by her so she couldn't leave a bouquet was caught by an excited little girl the guy proceeded to yank the bouquet out of the little girl's hands gave it to his middle-aged girlfriend then ran off the floor cheering loudly to high-five one of his buddies the little girl ran away crying just as the bride started walking down the aisle her grandmother had a sudden cardiac event we had to stop the procession and start cpr in the aisle way what's worse is that we were in a large park and people calling 911 couldn't give the address i ran to the rangers station but it was locked i broke a window screen and crawled through to use a landline m's could trace and respond she didn't make it as an added bonus to the horrible situation i later found out the ranger had placed a hidden camera in the women's restroom where the girls got ready dressed for the wedding he served jail time i was at a wedding where one of the bridesmaids had gotten married a month earlier and thought it was a good idea to change out of her dress into her wedding dress for the reception we in the wedding party told her to change back she decided to stand at the head of the buffet line and tell each and every one of us as we came through the line how she felt f you i fed your husband you're a sea it goes on and on booze was involved so you can imagine how it was she refused to change out of her wedding dress until one of the other bridesmaids locked her in the bathroom and told her to change or it was going to get physical she changed and left not long after the rest of the reception was a fantastic time groom got really drunk trashed the sweet and got taste by the police before being arrested was at a wedding this summer the groom's family absolutely tore their son brother apart during the speeches they didn't say one loving thing and went on to talk about all the mistakes he made during this life the worst thing they brought up was how he was responsible for a car accident that put someone in a coma i was cringing edit oh and one more travesty dinner wasn't served until 10 p m one of my best friend's weddings the groom got so drunk that he straight disappeared from the reception sht got real awkward when it was time for the wedding to be over the venue was kicking us out and the bride and groom were supposed to take off in their vintage car and drive off to their honeymoon suite the music went off lights went on and it turned into the guest searching for the damn groom my husband finally found him in the parking lot basically face down on his lips he helped him back into the wedding which was basically the most awkward walk of shame past the bride's glaring dad and grandfather the groom was too drunk to drive bride's grandfather drove them to the hotel suite which was a 30-minute drive my friend the bride later told me that when they got in the room her new husband passed out cold on the bed and she had to wander the halls in her wedding dress looking for someone to unhook her dress for her so she could get out of it colin i went to a wedding in a huge manor house on a cliff overlooking the ocean the house was lit up by big floodlights in the floor pointing up at the house when it got dark some guests ran inside to the bar dance floor and shouted at people to come outside and look a man and a woman who met for the first time at the wedding having sex below one of the floodlights but didn't realize that their gyrations were being projected 50 feet high onto the side of the house a perfect shadow of two shaggers they were very embarrassed when they found out friend's wedding a few years ago the dj had screens up for slitter shells of the bride and groom that were played during some of the songs fine dj screensaver was girls gone wild style videos we saw lots of tits on those screens we were partying in puerto vallarta and there was a beautiful wedding going on at the hotel next door a friend of a friend of mine was pretty drunk then just sprinted for the wedding he hopped the wall blasted through the seating arrangements then body slammed the like six foot tall wedding cake he spent the next two days in mexican jail and will forever be a ref king prick in my heart ex-boyfriend of the bride got super drunk at the reception and started rambling loudly heard by half the reception hall about how the marriage was wrong and how she was the love of his life he was there with his then new presumably imminently ex-girlfriend fck knows why she invited him my husband's brother having a seaside wedding our almost two-year-old was the ring bearer he passed off the rings to the best man dad then toddled away dart off the cliff it was probably 60-80 feet dropped to the beach below but he luckily got caught up in the bushes and husband snatched him up he was buckled into his stroller after that kamikaze kid i think my heart stopped for a second until i reached the end of your post glad he was okay at my wedding i'm australian we were getting to the speeches part of the night but we're waiting for me to come back from the toilets the meal had not quite agreed with me and i was dealing with the consequences my buddy who was being mc was currently stalling the 110ish people and decided it would be funny to come find me wandering mick in hand he enters he toilets and asks how much longer i'll be i didn't know he had a mick and that everyone was waiting for me so replied quickly back with an angry fck off cnt i'm doing ht i'll be done when i am fck i'm done much to the horror of the people in the next room brother and sister-in-law thought it would be fun to have their dogs walk down the aisle after their flower girl spread the flower petals the dogs thought midway down the aisle was the perfect place for a sting photo op on the white runner my cousin's mother-in-law told my cousin that her dress was ugly and then called the next day to ask if they had sex super awkward my cousin is super religious and modest and was waiting for her wedding night to do anything so it was extremely embarrassing for her at my own wedding reception i saw my wife's grandma who was about 98. very slowly and with a terrible sense of inevitability falls sideways off her chair she remained in a sitting position but just slowly tilted sideways till she was on the floor still in the exact same pose it sounds tty but all i could think was f sake don't die at our wedding please don't die at our wedding luckily she was fine and lived for another few years to see her 100th birthday edit g was my top rated comment ever is about that time i thought my wife's grandma died at our wedding thx for the karma grammar mary when my brother and new wife got to the hotel the hotel apologized for the rowdy lot in the bar my brother said it's fine as they were our family my friend got married around age 21. neither he nor the bride had much money so the wedding was modest but still very nice they did have a lovely three-tier cake though the ceremony goes fine and the bride will cut the cake music is playing she was a dainty tiny little thing maybe five feet two and one hundred pounds soaking wet if she swatted a flight might not even notice she approaches the cake with the knife barely touches it and boom the whole thing immediately collapses all three tears somehow all over someone's elderly grandmother who was seated right by the ill-fated cake that old lady who had barely moved throughout the whole affair shot out of her chair like she was fired from a cannon screeching bloody goddamned murder and sending cake shrapnel all over those nearby another close friend and i watched the whole thing from close range and were paralyzed and purple from hysterical breathless laughter as were many of the other guests i later heard the bakery refunded them for the cake due to its not up to code construction they should have charged and double for generating memories that no wonder will ever forget bridesmaid had a seizure just as the priest said you may now kiss the bride edit since people keep asking yes it was the man of honor like a maid of honor except a guy there was also still a best man during the man of honor speech the guy repeatedly said the name of the bride's ex instead of her new husband three times when i first saw bride and bride's ex i knew they were perfect for each other stuff like that and he caught himself two every time he was insanely embarrassed but he still did it three times throughout the speech it was so awkward watching it happen probably the biggest social train wreck i've ever seen friend's wedding the bride's nephew about seven i think kama was the ring bearer instead of sitting at the front after he made it down the aisle he decided to do karate moves in front of and sometimes behind the couple during the entire ceremony he's in almost all their photos did it an alarming number of you are worried that this was you the boy is still too young to really be on reddit i think so you're probably safe from anonymous internet judgment lol now he's part owner of a bar in philadelphia the wedding ceremony for lance and vicky was ending when the priest said i now introduce you to vance and licky husband and wife my dad's friend son got married when i was a teenager he's a really cool guy and we played nintendo a lot whenever we visited anyway the embarrassing story is about his bride she decided that she wanted to sing to him at one point during the ceremony so she chose the song wind beneath my wings by betty midler midler is an alto the bride was a high soprano unfortunately she couldn't sing very well either so for several minutes she squeaks this song out while he's standing there with the most awkward look on his face i think everyone felt embarrassed i know i did the good thing is that they're still happily married and have a daughter at the reception the bride received a tip to go out to the parking lot where she found her new husband making out with his ex gf the ensuing fight came inside the hall and the party screeched to a halt both families were displeased and stuck in with a lot of bills we kept our gift good on whoever gave her the tip that's f king bullsht i was an attendant in my best friend's wedding her father walked her down the island while he was not visibly drunk he had a hard time walking behind her to sit in the pew he stepped on her dress ripping it from her back down to her ass her thong was red they had to stop the wedding so that she could find safety pins comma her thong was red details like these makes reading stories worthwhile went to my cousin's wedding and the groom and men wore tuxedo shirts and when they got to the idoos he said aww sht i guess shortly after eating they proceeded to light the trash on fire and shoot clay pigeons behind the house after heavy drinking good times my friend got married and apparently the bride's best friend had some past issues with the groom's cousins it was tense all night until a fight broke out between them the groom's cousin started throwing punches and the bride's friend brought out a knife he ended up cutting his hand after three guys had to pry them apart pretty interesting but got super awkward once the bride started hysterically crying after screaming for about three minutes you

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Published: Mon Aug 10 2020