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r / arse credit those of you who've actually slept with a friend's mom or dad how did it go down I know a girl who cheated on her bf of five years with his dad she and the dad are married now that's a mind bleep and a half it gets worse as the GF is now married to his dad doesn't make her his mum when I was 20 the friend in questions mom could get us into a bar her friend owns every week me and three friends would go and she would buy every drink can be over all of us one night after her son crapped out early I just said the bleep with it went along with it when we got back to the house she was hot for a mum but a dead fish in bed so it felt really underwhelming to say the least anyway she made me breakfast the next morning blew me real fast and took me home all before he woke up to this day the friend in pretty sure knows but we don't talk about it what did she make for breakfast eggs and bacon she cooks worse than she bleep her daughter dumped me for a guy she didn't like and I fell on hard times with my mom so I would occasionally go over the t'challa and eat something she was in her 40s very thin but had a very nice face and was always very nice to me I was 18 and always very complimentary to her and thankful for her helping me out she was helping me without her daughter's knowledge as well one day a hug goodbye got really long she wouldn't let go but she wasn't doing anything else just hanging on very tight being 18 and because of our relationship I developed an instant erection I guess she felt it and nuzzled closer I started kissing her neck pulled her dress up I guess her husband didn't really pay attention to her something I didn't notice or pay attention to while I was dating her daughter we went at it for a few hours as the house was empty she must have been pent up it was honestly surreal it didn't set in for a few days my ex and my friends were all intertwined I couldn't tell anyone and have happened a few more times until I had my life in order and it seemed like she was starting to regret cheating on her husband friend of mine slept with my sister and kept making a big deal about it I honestly could have cared less and his mom was always making offhand sexual comments when I was around her so I decided to go for it she had him when she was 16 we were around 18 19 so she wasn't old and still looked pretty good came through one day knowing he wasn't there after flirting with her pretty hard for a few weeks and she almost immediately jumped my bones we slept together for a while after and neither of us ever said a word about it it was fun while it lasted and I didn't stay friends with the guy for other reasons but anytime he mentioned that he slept with my sister I had the satisfaction of knowing his mum was extremely into ATM and bleeped like a champion you mother bleep er not sex but at a good friend's wedding I was saying goodbye to everyone and decided to do the kiss on the cheek thing with his mom and she was thinking the same thing we ended up kissing on the lips don't do that anymore I was at a friend's house and his hot mom hugged me 10 tenths would hug again I was 23 and she was 44 her son and I were friends and in college together she was 5 feet 2 inches thin really cute and originally from the Dominican Republic she had always kind of flirted with me but I just thought that's all it was I was wrong a bunch of us got together and went out to have dinner on Nye and she went with us we all had fun and went back to her house her son and his girlfriend went to bed and before I was able to get out the door she asked me to sit beside her by the fireplace she leaned her head on my shoulder and looked up with me and asked do you want to couldn't say yes fast enough she and I dated for two and half as a bonus I learned a good deal of Spanish from her I didn't know he was her dad he was just someone I was sleeping with but one night when we were out driving we drove past my old high school and he mentioned that his daughter went though I made the connection with the surname and asked he confirmed what she bleeped her dad it all started on Xbox Live the wait always starts I had sex with an ex-girlfriends mom she broke up with me and a couple of weeks later I ran into her mom in the grocery store her mom commented that she missed me being around and I said I missed her too she was a pretty cool mom she told me that her divorce got finalized her sister was going to move in in some other small talk type stuff that we both shared as we walked around the store I helped her put her groceries in her car and she hugged me she told me I should come over sometime and see her new paintings she was an artist I went over a week or so later and she served me some wine and basically seduced me and introduced me to role play at the same time my god it was so hot we saw each other for over a year and then she moved I miss her sometimes Stacy's mom in fact has got it going on big if true here is my story about sleeping with my best friend's mom I needed a place to stay so I rented my best friend's room while he was away I was a very good tenant I always paid his rent on time kept the house clean and helped out with the man jobs around the house it was about six weeks after I moved in when I was having different thoughts about her my demeanor changed my sentences were shortened I couldn't keep eye contact she started to make risque double entendre and I would get visibly read she had divorced her husband back when we were still in lower school and never really found time to start another relationship so the thought kind of turned her on I guess so one night when I came home late from a party a little tipsy she let me know she knew I was quite embarrassed at first but she told me it was alright I laid down on the couch and she grabbed my ankle and knee and began tugging it towards herself what are you doing I asked pulling your leg she answered just like everyone reading this post we've been bamboozled I was 18 and my gf and I went to the zoo with her mom and my GF ended up throwing some kind of temper tantrum since her mother drove it was an awkward car ride home I wouldn't even talk to her and I looked over and she was giving me a death stare and said do you want to break up i sat there for a second and her mom said she was going to drop her my gf and drive me the rest of the way home I said yeah yeah I do she dropped her daughter off and drove me home I joked that my plan to get to her via her daughter had worked she laughed at that and said I'd be lost and have no idea what to do with her I blushed so hard at that and she saw it it took me a few minutes to gather my thoughts and figured bleep it I'm going to flirt her mom since the day I met her would always wear tighter shirts and hip hugging jeans around me she was a recently divorced woman who may have been lonely who knows so I made a flirty comments about her looking fitter every time I came over we get back to my house my parents aren't there and she had joked about taking their day off to come and use my pool so I used that and said it's a great night for night swimming I fully expected her to just laugh and tell me to get out but she said okay and there I was with my now xgf smother in my pool she's in her undies and we are making out the following weekend my now ex went to her dance for the weekend and died stay the weekend with her mother and we messed around it went on for a few weeks more but broke it off when her daughter started suspecting it I always had the hots for her and when I was 21 we made out of New Year nothing happened except some decent text messages and one other makeout session for another year and I moved away fast forward four years and Lima living back in my hometown she had three kids all my age and we hung out occasionally we got drunk one night and I promised my friend I wasn't gonna bang his mom well she started cuddling up close to me and it was game over ten tenths would bang again when I worked at a college there was a guy who got his girlfriend and her mother pregnant at the same time daughter went to college mother worked there as staff they didn't know they were seeing the same guy his age was right in the middle of the two of them he vanished and was never seen again no sex because I stopped myself I was 18 and it was my very hot aunt by marriage who was my uncle's wife and my mom's good friend I visited her sometimes when the uncle wasn't around because she was the cool aunt who was always telling me hey stop by anytime and use my place like a crash pad during the day bring your gf if I'm not around and do whatever you guys do I'll give you a key you know me I'm cool I found out just how cool she was I stopped by one day and she was drinking a bit and she made a little joke about me being a big boy and then pushed up hard I had very little self-control and dove at her she laughed and we started to get into it but she pushed me back slightly and told me to slow down because we had time that snapped me out of it enough to make me realize that if I did this at some point she was going to bleeped off at my uncle and let it slip as a bleep you to him and I was eventually going to have to deal with my uncle and cousin and mom not worth it nope doubt of there would have been hot butt could have wrecked a lot of stuff much better not to have your head was wiser than the other one I got who IRL story like this dude I'm distantly related to his expecting a baby with his wife pretty normal he and wife stopped fighting wife tells him it's not his baby it's dun-dun-duh his dabs do doesn't really believe it confronts dad dad cops to it this causes assumes with dudes parents and they separate Deutz separated from his wife so the wife and dad move in together threads like this remind me that I have lived an aggressively boring life just remember those only like 20 stories out of tens of thousands of readers and half of those might be fake I dated this girl right after school but it didn't work out a couple of years later we started talking again and became friends which means I was still trying to bleep her but with no luck one day she go stood on me when we were supposed to hang out she called me later and asked me to come over again when I got there she was an emotional wreck turns out she was hanging out with her best friend's dad and they wound up bleeping like rabbits why she was hanging out with her friend's dad I'll never know her friend found out and called her a bleep and ended their friendship I went from a known screw-up to the guy with his bleep together at least in my town I graduated joined the military got out and started a business after my business stabilized a few months ago I went home and visited an old HS friend who's mooching off of his mom just like his dad anyway the friend invited me over for dinner but I showed up early and he ended up flaking so mom dad and I had dinner together it got pretty tense because dad didn't like me too much he thought I was home just to show off my new life kind of was and he didn't care to hear about it at all but she wouldn't stop asking me about it causing him to get super annoyed and leave our conversation carried on into the evening and my friend finally stumbled in clearly drunk his mom just looked embarrassed and disappointed I took him up to his room and tucked him into bed when I came downstairs she hugged me telling me how proud of me she was and that watching me turn out like this was heartwarming she was the first person to say anything of the sort since to my parents I'm still a screw-up while hugging my lips touched her neck and she squeezed me closer from the you can all figure out what happened next I was still home for a few more days after that and since my parents didn't appreciate my presence I stayed with them interestingly enough staying with them made the dad warm up to me as of now no one else knows except my business partner and the lovely people of Reddit my buddy's mom had recently gotten divorced I went to his house looking for him so we could go play baseball he had already left but she invited me in anyway bleep escalated quick other one was a woman I worked with she asked if I wanted to go out for drinks one night I had a fake ID so I went for it went back to her place and did the deed woke up the next morning to her making breakfast went into the kitchen to see her and her two kids were sitting at the kitchen table recognized them instantly I previously dated her daughter freshman year and I played football with her son I had no idea how old she was when I went out with her and didn't know her kids were older the last number of your like is who powers you get comment who you got [Music]

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Published: Thu Aug 29 2019