Nosy Parents Of Teenagers, What Do You Wish You Shouldn't Have Seen? - r/AskReddit Top Posts

r / r s' credit nosy parents of teenagers what do you wish you shouldn't have seen in vice versa that by then 14 year old stepdaughter had a thing for anime pom I mean hey do your Naruto and pocket your thing but damn you're the daughter of two bitey parents delete your browser history as a prying child looking for confiscated video games I discovered my mom hides my gameboy way better than she hides her strap-on I never hid my sex toys very deep have a shock you prying bleep he did my nephew paid for palm with my credit card I mean palm hub and redtube exist man honestly I'd be more angry that he paid for palm in the first place rather than paid for it with my card my friend's dad walks into him watching palm and he accidentally clicked a gay palm advertisement his dad awkwardly closed the door and will forever think his son is secretly gay accidentally my friends secretly gay dad not a parent but when I was about 15 and in the process of flapping my mom came into my room without knocking I was so shocked and at a loss for words all I could say in reaction was I'm just checking if it works not sure how that could have changed their situation in any way while needless to say she always knocked before coming into my room after that little incident my 7 years old at the time google search history said big bouncy boobs I was proud his mom was devastated my son paid for windra my mom walked in on my GF giving me a bj when I was 17 I bet she wished she would have knocked first I walked in on my little brother getting a bj from his girlfriend little tricker gave me a thumbs up caught my dad jerking at once nope trite out of the real fast I was 17 and had ordered a new cell phone and a vibrator around the same time vibrator came in while I was still at work my dad got all excited that it was my new phone and tore the package open ok WTF dad don't open my stuff but ok surprise giant purple rabbits with shiny pearls and earth hang he was a 1000 times more embarrassed than me and my mom nearly died of laughter I still all when I remember how awkward he was about it I was once really hungry so I ate a banana in the shower and threw the banana peel on the shower floor dad found it later and asked me quite angrily what debauchery I was up to with a banana in the shower he probably thought I was shoving it up my bleep Jesus stand your poor son was just hungry leave me be you old freak you ate a banana in the shower I used my dad's computer and in his history was two lesbians wrestle the winner bleeps the loser fair enough I was trying to take a picture on my nephew's phone and discovered he had a taste for intense hentai gotta hand it to him though he chooses quality stuff while I never pride I was placing clean laundry into my son's dresser drawers when I spied several hot lesbo palm magazines problem was they were mine and I wasn't yet out of the closet and I was still married to his dad yeah sharing is caring I found out they don't know how to use private browsing on the iPhone all history saved this disappointed me more than the actual history I never use private browsing on my phone or PC because they're my freakin phone and PC not a prying parent but I am a nosy son I went through my mum's phone once in my entire life and I've regretted it since when I was about 10 years dotto I was on my mom's phone and looked at her text messages with my dad she asked him if he wanted her to bring anything home for dinner and he replied bleep II never touched my parents phone since when I was about 15 in the throes of puberty we were going to the doctor for my little buddy apparently that was enough to elicit a response well I was trying to cover it up and my mom would not stop asking what was in my pocket so I gave up and just said it's my meat mom happy she was very quite after that actually found this out from a neighbor who frequented omegle i believe thats watts it's see old when you webcam chat with strangers and apparently stumbled on to my daughter and her friend putting on a show skin and all i had no idea what to do in not a prying parent but I am a prying child I discovered the kind of pom my mom ease into by seeing what windows she had open in her phone's browser she now knows what incognito mode is let it be known kids of WTF moments about parents to a lot of nasty sex stuff in here let me add some wholesome memes to the mix my five-year-old daughter was riding in the backseat otter babbling away eventually she said daddy I don't think you know this but when I was young I used to pick up little bits of things off the floor and put them in my mouth really what kind of things sweetie pieces of paper fuzzies things like that a thoughtful look crossed her face like she was trying to make a really difficult decision that would determine her fate finally she settled on honesty and I definitely hit a flower once that's IT you're grounded for life I didn't raise no damn flower murder my kids aren't quite old enough to ruin my view of their innocence yet but when I was a kid my grandma found my rather hefty palm stash under the bathroom counter one day while cleaning had my own small bathroom at the time got really embarrassed about it until I realized that she just straightened them out into a neat stack and never said a word about it to me to this day hell of an old lady brave lady to touch a stack of magazines she knows damn well have been masturbated - not quite the question you asked but my mum did find a letter I wrote to my bf for the days of internet and texting where I described how I was going to give him a [ __ ] couldn't look her in the eye for weeks even tried to pass it off as English homework I was 14 at the time two decades later I still cringe when I remember it we are a pretty open family and encourage our kids to come to us with any questions but kids being kids I caught my oldest snooping through my computer using the homie group clearly I wasn't trying to hide anything but seeing files with updates that I knew I hadn't looked at in forever keep me in so being the troll of a dad that I am I spent some time tracking down the most bizarre sex act videos I could find and leaving them in my download folder and renaming them he finally figured it out and said okay dad that's totally bleeped up I wasn't prying but I did see my daughter's Facebook post to her best friends about when she lost her virginity she didn't mean to make it public and shortly after I saw it she either changed it to a more private setting or she deleted it and no I didn't say anything to her about it ye Facebook when I was a teenager I used to steal my mom's socks to wear whenever I ran out at some point she started leaving her toys right on top of her draw to deter me after like the second time of nearly being late to school I was like Frick it grabbed it with a sock and left it on her bed well turns out her sister and mother were coming over the day to look at our new furniture including a new dresser in my parents bedroom you can guess what they really noticed that was a fun family dinner that night back five or six years ago my mom got an iPad and it was the treasure of their household she didn't let anybody use it but always kept in her room on a charger mostly because she's technologically inept one day my brother was secretly playing candy crush on it when he heard my mom coming up the stairs not wanting to get caught with the iPad he put it back on her nightstand plugged in and hid under the bed what he failed to notice at the time was that not only was my mom coming up the steps but my dad also my dad at the time was close to 300 pounds since then he's lost over fifty five pounds they opened the door jump on the bed and proceeded to do it with my little brother under the bed due to the weight of my dad and mom on the bed his head was slammed into the ground with every thrust poor kid had to endure it for several minutes and had to wait for the two of them to go to the bathroom so he could make his escape he doesn't like to talk about it to this day and I don't think he's told my parents about that all he wanted was to play some candy crush my wife and I are both retired so we volunteered to house-sit when my son his wife and their three kids spent six weeks in Europe last summer we discovered their video collection and were surprised to find their favorite pastime seems to be hosting gang bands with my dil as the center of attention while our son films the action we were flawed but never said a word all at on in any way they're both great people loving parents and responsible professionals with great careers and we're not going to let this kink change our opinion of them in any way but we do kind of giggle and snicker to ourselves now when they asked us to have the grandkids over for the weekend not even really prying but came home from work early one day and heard the shower running in the bathroom my 17 year old son uses then heard some decidedly loud um sounds of enjoyment from a female figuring none of wanted to deal with the embarrassment of an interruption I retreated to the living room about 15 minutes later my son and his girlfriend come downstairs and are quite surprised to see me already home figuring this would be a good time to twist the knife a little I said so what were you guys up to in the bathroom together my son stammered out well we had been in the pool and wanted to wash off the chlorine and we were in a hurry so we went in together but we kept our bathing suits on then his girlfriend looked at him like he the world's biggest idiot and said that's what you're going to go with he looked at her and said yep that's what happened she looked at me and said okay we're going with his story I told them it sounded reasonable this didn't happen to me it happened to my older brother anyways my oldest brother had moved to Arizona for the summer and he came back and he has no shame he's talking to me and he pulls out a fleshlight but it was still in its box or whatever and on the Box were two anime girls with big titties and he's like look long so we both have a laugh and go to bed couple days later I'm walking down the hall and I see my dad talking to him but my brother always has the nervous look on his face when he's embarrassed and so my dad leaves and I asked my brother what happened and this is what he said dad found my fleshlight behind the couch and at first I was worried cause I thought he was gonna get mad at me but instead he tried to comfort me by telling me that he's seen worse things and he said that when he was in the Marines one of his buddies would literally org as every time he heard or saw a picture of Sandra Bullock and we're looking at each other and just burst out laughing that's something I'll never forget the last number of your like is who powers you get comment who you got [Music]

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Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019