Parental Control is still hilarious

hey sorry there hasn't been any new videos in over a week um but I was feeling a little bit burnt out so I couldn't really make myself do anything actually so I didn't and now I'm back and I'm better than ever and I'm looking a little bronze too if I don't say so myself if I do say so myself actually I don't know why I wouldn't say it so myself because I do look bronze and so today we're going to watch another episode of parental control uh the first one we watched was with Kelsey and uh it's a wild show and so today we're gonna watch another episode but before we do I want to thank the sponsor of today's episode which is current guys current is a mobile app and a debit card you can see it right there oh geez that's my name on it Cody Co look at that uh it's a mobile app and a debit card that helps you save money and spend money better so that you can have the freedom to do you listen finances can be intimidating and they can be complicated but uh with current they keep it all simple and secure you manage everything to do with your money on the mobile app and uh it's the future of Mobile Banking you know they also know that now everyone is kind of a Creator in their own right so they help you customize savings pods and they also give you cash back you know wherever you shop which is great and also current is giving away five thousand dollars total to uh people that download the app with my code so use my code Cody and they're going to be sending 500 to 10 random people so thank you to current and make sure you get your sweet card today hi I'm Diane and I'm in finance and I'm Jim and I'm a publisher our son Tyler he is the apple of our eyes he's tall he's good looking you're his [ __ ] parents you're his parents why is he him being tall still like a a positive you're his [ __ ] parents even if he was short you you still love him right right the short Kings man we don't have it easy [Music] girlfriend Nadia is a pain in the ass I'm not listening what a brat what a brat how old is she five years old who would Jesus Christ this is Tyler he's dating Nadia they've been together for eight months and Tyler thinks they make a hot couple and Tyler thinks they make a hot couple uh that's what I'm that's that's gonna be my vows honestly you know babe to be honest with you from the start I think we've made a really hot couple and I still think that as a couple we're super banging hey what's up nothing what's your name my name is Tyler oh cool mine's Cody who you dating girlfriend's name is Nadia Nadia sick she's pretty hot she's smart yeah and smart she's fine and she is freaking hot first of all Nadia is always rolling her eyes at people oh how dare she how dare she what a [ __ ] it's like everything if we're so annoying you can just leave hey dude if you're not [ __ ] with this why don't you just skedaddle out of here and Nadia is always sucking lollipops what working on them and sucking them dude who wrote this [ __ ] pervert Jesus Christ yeah she's always gucking these lollipops she's always giving them the gut guck 9000 she's spitting on them all the time she's sucking them she's gagging on them sick dude she leaves them all over the place your days with our Center wait she half sucks the lollipop she doesn't even finish them off what a [ __ ] Nadia thinks she's so hot she's always touching her butt and making these Sizzle sounds sick actually that's actually a sick move every time I make a good joke which is never but you know occasionally when I do that's what I'm gonna do afterwards oh oh right people did that one too right no hey baby what are you doing it looks pretty good though perv now it's time for Mom and Dad to meet the potential blind dates for Tyler I'm studying broadcasting for radio let me hear you say something live from parental control it's 4 30 in the afternoon that was great wait I'm not done yet that was awesome shut the [ __ ] up okay I wasn't done that was great wait I'm not done yet you don't interrupt a broadcaster when they're on air Mr whatever live from this guy's a douchebag I'm the campus [ __ ] why would you say you're the campus B because I just say I'm a [ __ ] and I'll be a [ __ ] I like that girl I think she should be the one you're at a party and you see our son across the room how would you get his attention I would wink at him and Flash him a boob [Laughter] she's a winner she's the winner look at the mom's face right now oh whoa I'd wink at him and Flash him oh a boob a single boob one of the two boobs if that's not an effective flirting technique I don't know what is look out with my hand and then stare at him while I do it if I'll be wearing a short Square out to get a little peek okay whoever wrote this so pervy what's with all the flashing I think I dropped something over here here you need some help sit down you [ __ ] scoundrel you're a scoundrel what wife would be like sit down honey stop I'm sorry you're such a goof you're a kid thank you can't get a hold of this guy you know somebody put a muzzle on this guy all right he's just the dog the dad's there like honey calm down I'm so sorry he's an absolute horn dog today sorry that's my ho that's my hubby why should we pick you to date our son I'm very outgoing and funny I don't have a disease I'm pretty sexy and I love to wrestle what the [ __ ] is that what kind of a list is that what kind of a list of qualities is that I don't have a disease that's put that for all you single people watching this right now that should be your tender bio I don't have a disease I'm pretty sexy and I love to wrestle do it tell me how many matches you get probably infinite after that I think I'm a pretty good oh you want to fill them no damn I'm surprised you didn't take advantage of that I'm surprised he wasn't like oh yeah honey come on stop hon come back here he's like let's do what we came here for all right this is it this is my pick I think she'd be perfect for Tyler did the worst [ __ ] editing ever look at this like a little bit of black here because they just couldn't like fit the green screen or whatever in here my mom's choice is up first mom loves to be outside everything in this show is like people are like eight years old like why is he talking like a child here's the deal so my mom set me up on a date they don't like my girlfriend but I'm a sexy guy and my parents think that I'm sexy too they think I deserve a woman who's sexy too [Music] Dario hi Dariel I've never heard that name before in my entire life tutorial is amazing she's sweet genuine and down to earth you remember my husband Jim nice to see you again Kitty I know it's called mascara but it's not meant to mask your whole face idiot burn you got [ __ ] fried are you ready to go yeah let's go my first impression of Daryl is that she had amazing eyes and curves that wouldn't quit can't ax he cannot act at all I love it my first impression of Dario was that she had amazing eyes and curves that don't quit and a weird name see those flags up there yeah we're gonna be jumping for them and there's body parts listed whatever body part you choose I get to kiss what what I swear to God whoever came up with these games needs to write for love Island because they play the same type of [ __ ] but it's not as Extreme as this this is awesome like how do they how do they make a flirting game out of an extreme sport that's amazing yeah today we're going to be doing one verse one archery at each other and every body part I hit with an arrow I get to kiss are you excited are you nervous I think I'm a little bit of both you're intimidated I can handle until I'm a tough guy I'm a tough girl do you see that muffin top and people used to go in on people's bodies on TV back in the early 2000s that's really crazy and top yeah that fat hanging over her pants called them out [ __ ] hell dude Jesus this girl's a brat Z [Music] what'd you get I got butthole it's his butthole I got butthole but wow it was Bud huh okay well all right let's see how that goes I guess it's time to pay up I have to kiss your toe and you have to kiss my butt do you want to go first or second well I'd rather just skip it all and just go straight for the lips wow your butt lips more like don't [Music] don't oh wow what a good guy the acting in this show is like could not be worse I don't think they do that on purpose it's crazy it's crazy like they they can't act for [ __ ] it's unbelievable I don't think they've ever done anything in their entire lives most people that you cast for [ __ ] like this they've been extras and other stuff but this is like this is crazy so how are we gonna do this I'll help you out [Music] this is a great Freeze Frame right here what can show us this Jesus get away from her ew he's gonna get rabies all right give me your toe buddy put the shoe on that's nastier than just kissing his bare toe yeah it's so much fun with you today I gotta get you home though so let's go yeah we gotta go my mommy said I have to be home by 8pm so we gotta go but she made cookies though that girl has inner beauty she does have beauty on the inside and uh a couple of hamburgers a donut oh my God Jesus [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ Savage I just got back from my day with Dario it was amazing my dad's choice is up next he's got a great sense of humor so I'm expecting a girl that'll make me laugh he's also an absolute hound dog so I expect her to be at least an eight I don't know who or what this girl is but she can't compare to this okay so I have a steaming hot ass why do you have a leather couch we're in [ __ ] Florida my ass is so hot right now I've got sweat pouring down my cheeks you know what Nadia you are a 10 on the outside but you're a zero on the inside oh God Beauty Fades but [ __ ] lasts forever holy [ __ ] I got real as [ __ ] Beauty Fades but a [ __ ] lasts forever damn is that a lyric or something is that like a rap lyric that was hard as hell I think my date's here it's not your date they [ __ ] bird hey Rosanne come on in and that's my handsome son Tyler I am hi can you can he speak English that's a real woman how would you know did you check her with JJ get it what you probably wouldn't even know where to find him he knows where to find them trust me TMI mom Jesus look at his face too he's like oh I know where to find the vajayjay strapping I love spinner already wait they're doing human spin art patriotic today [Music] what the [ __ ] are they doing what is this I've never seen this activity in my entire life [Music] [Applause] oh that's actually kind of dope [Laughter] oh she told you huh just wait until she gets back you look so great he looks like [ __ ] that's the point of this this dress up in coveted suits and then they just get blasted with paint that's it that's so stupid all right Rosanna I got one last surprise for you you're making me nervous Tyler [Music] I just blasted you on your face I just completely exploded all over your face I like sports I like um surfing and football yeah do you like football dang that's cool this girl's an idiot she's actually sick she serves just got back from my day with Roseanne and I'm still dizzy but in a good way but now it's decision time do I stay with Nadia or do I ditch her for one of these girls probably pick the girl will let you kiss her butt on the first date okay that's awesome not the girl that splashed paint in your face although she was a surfer so God I don't know I'm torn who do you think who do you think should be I think it should be darnella or whatever her name was darnia darniel darniel I think I know who I'm gonna choose but before I make my final decision I'm going to give each of you one last chance to tell me why I should pick you and not the other girls let's go Tyler you should pick me because I'm creative I'm different and I can keep you on your toes Tyler you should pick me because I'm adventurous I'm fun I'm genuine and I'm beautiful on the inside and out right out of acting class 101 right there you should stay with me because no with me because I'm telling you to [Music] but I have to get rid of one of you right now Roseanne later aren't nerd so I'm gonna have to get rid of you right now oh okay okay whatever bye okay what be honest I'm tired of always being told what to do so I've made my decision and the girl that I choose is Nadia he said but I'm tired of being told what to do so that being said I've made my decision and I want to keep being told what to do Nadia it's gonna be you babe all right Jim enough of that inner beauty queen Jim shut the [ __ ] up about inner beauty you [ __ ] nerd I thought you were supposed to be like the weird pervy dad you made the right choice you know what at the end of the day I'm just happy to be with you [Music] damn I'm so pumped I mean I'm so bummed damn it I'm so bummed he should have picked Dharma darm again and what is her name darmy all right well that's it for today's episode of parental control I guess we learned that parents kind of stink sometimes it's like get off my back I'm just trying to live my life all right bye [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 16min 25sec (985 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 22 2021