OCTODAD SIMULATOR | Octodad: Shorts - Episode 2

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to Octodad I'm playing this straight off the last episode so I didn't get to see your responses hope you guys enjoyed it and also I want to point out it said that the dev time was 9 minutes and 5 seconds I'm calling major on that because I would love to see them do this anyway this one says 8 minutes and 35 seconds so it couldn't possibly be bad for me ok so some sort of medical incident is go this is a person my kids oh this is the birth of my kids why am I in a wrestling ring why okay then why oh I gotta tell myself to shut up now hello is it the nurse station is this the nursing manual was they even say safe say salty huh it's salty arts I knew the book existed that was from the last episode hooray nice art on the walls okay I'm on in the nurse I'm so excited I'm just skipping with joy hello fellow nurse boy it's good to be a nurse with all this medical training and whatnot how you doing how you doing friend how you doing you're doing good that's right hey okay so I need to find the patient records hope up on there nurse Joanne I'm a little busy okay so a good lady lady geez someone's a little sassy today alright so I need to go find tool 5 hi hey hey screw you blooping all it's gonna hurt in a second here take some bloomin all straight into the face you'll be fine in the morning what is your weight just your bed do I have to touch your bottom oh god I hope not how do i okay all right there here comes the frickin airplane there's only gonna hurt the set ah big windup YUM I'm gonna eat it myself okay [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh god it's gonna kill me I can't believe I'm still doing this 8:25 my left nut octopi even have nuts just damn melon I'll bring a book all right I'll bring your salty arts low-key clipping a little bit oh hi Susan god damn it Susan it's good stuff give me a hand I'm drowning here all right solty arts Jeremy stop staring at me like that why don't you be helpful why do I gotta get the bad patients this look low to you what are you in pain why are you even in this hospital all right where's the IV bags over here yeah it looks like it yep why am i listening to the patient for diagnosis advice oh yeah big whiny whiners just stupid IV I'm sick of your face hope your face gets sicker as a matter of fact screw you and everyone you know have a nice day Susan you got 205 he's a delight hello and weird oh yeah I'm Shirley your blood pressure's gonna answer all your questions oh you keep asking them lady oh no oh this can't be right you've got exploding artery disease you're gonna die 10 seconds flat Oh oh why would I do that ma'am I'm gonna defer to my own professional medical expertise because I made myself lightheaded there for a little bit okay just got it any minute now so okay I have I could just not wrap this around my head that would be beneficial to this all righty is that in your eye it's my face blocking it all right whatever I told you exploding artery disease no okay this is you this is your P nor your P nor is not there anymore I'll just be on my way then that was not her P nor by the way Susan are you even helping anyone Susan hey hey baby thank you lady are you trying to seduce me I could never be seduced I'm a married squid octopus whatever but I am straddling your bed ever so seductive okay I'm done fluffing your pillow so you're welcome you're welcome you're welcome also must I say that that says hurts so good over there that's hilarious yes how do I turn it hello how do I do this okay well did that I just fluffed the pillar how many times do I gotta fluff this pillar get over here pillar I gotta stop straddling it for just a minute okay whoop alrighty then I'm fluffing it up fluffing as hard as I can fluff absolutely what oh oh coming back okay thank you ma'am I'll be back with your doughnuts all right I'll get doughnuts but I blow ok doughnuts are robo-moe doughnuts no I didn't pick that yeah there we go doughnuts what what what no okay that doesn't oh okay did I hear you want some nuts you want your light gone who the hell are you anyway are you the waiting receptionist yeah okay I'm gonna get it eventually yeah there's gonna be the most expensive doughnuts ever doughnuts in a bag anyway what are these doughnuts can I could I please oh boy it's fun and once again everything is done with me facing away from it there we got to straddle it real nice oh yeah oh this is a familiar feeling okay I'll reach up deep inside it there it is got it spilling done it's everywhere I got your doughnuts lady a nice doughnut lady you're not gonna have a single damn doughnut left by the time I get there yep huh yep there you go you're so welcome lady I know I did I know I did is it an emergency I'll seem to be a southern octopod Akhter oh oh no oh no 205 oh no [Music] oh no I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming oh no okay hey y'all right there you're right there y'all right buddy we're gonna go on an adventure buddy it's my new friend this is this is helicopter man no this is he needs a name rag doll Rick rag doll Rick and I are gonna go for an adventure we need to be alone for a little bit but you were coming with me apparently Susan yeah oh yeah this is an operating room over here do I need to be here I can't be here yet okay come along Rick all right Rick this hang on for dear life I'm gonna get that heart started with pure okay never mind then Rick Rick Susan where you messin with Rick Baron out I've been touching my Rick you know how to feel like would be able to touch my Rick Rick come along baby we're gonna go all right I need to get you cured apparently Rick just get on the damn bed now on the bed Rick Ricky I'll give you a ricky snack I'll give you a Ruby snack I good enough raises side flaps nope that ain't right I need to be actually in the room that would be pretty helpful okay oh that's cheer ya up one up you know get rid of that get your butt all the way on the bed that's an interesting position you chose I definitely dad nothing to do with that and we're good get him to perform what oh we're going for a ride Rick Rick we'll go for a ride Ricky WikiWiki come on Rick come on brick Rick hey Rick come on this is fun me busy whoa Nelly come on get get Rick Rick Rick Rick classic Rick doesn't want to go get his heart fixed every steps oh man Rick we have a lot of laughs gangway okay good this sure is a fearsome challenge that I'm facing right about now punks my brother can i okay yep get that ah boskie okay come along Rick I was a little bit of a little bit of a sidequest there but we're gonna go forward into the prep room now I'm gonna inject you with all kinds of stuff so wash my hands I'm not a doctor I'm a nurse why am i doing surgery now okay anyway don't care it yeah boy yeah boy okay wash hand wash one hand give a man a Steph yeah hey Rick you want some happy juice it's some good stuff maybe I should give it to myself a little drinking like a bottle inject it into my big bulbous head thing all right fine Rick you're right for it we're good enough apparently let's go you got your bloopin all you got your stuff I'm gonna get you on the Oh our table come with me Rick Rick let go Rick Lego lag out done done you're done okay yeah a little-little ooh a little ooh I don't know if this is for help come back here Rick don't run away from me okay Rick just wreck get flat thank you page dr. Nigel Oh dr. Nigel is this is this is this this is this is a surgeon simulator Octodad crossover bunk Bank oh man if you don't know dr. Nigel's the Nigel from surgeon simular that's not Nigel you're not nice oh I was expected a giant hand just come bursting through there I would have been so much more interesting oh well okay how all right then I guess I'm gonna go this way then since dr. Nigel's being a bit of a douche okay come on just go there's gonna be a bear ain't it okay excuse me doctor I I just had this tender moment with you I don't know I love you okay doctor I've got him prepped ready for the x-ray nothing else going on here okay he's on the ground now wow wow this is uh this safe right is safe safe is it safe I'm going the wrong way save all righty then let's run him over with the damn thing okay how about I get him to the x-ray machine that might actually turn out a little better head up okay Matt all right a little more little more little more just get him a yeah well I looked bad bring Nigel a scalpel oh it doesn't matter that Rick's on the floor now because have you no mind I don't mind all right where am I going where is the scalpel will a fork do no that won't do how about this here you go doctor oh sorry Hey look at ty x-ray ty I got it that's the first time man's get a scalpel scalpel scalpel oh that looks like scalpel Lee traveling by x-ray machine Frick got my face here you go hope you like that organized all a bone saw how much more crab do you need okay yeah all righty then in a box Oh medical waste ah got it hahaha what happens if I just inject the poor doctor with all of his crap [Music] okay all right then okay then beep boop what this doesn't seem right where's all the blood what hand Nigel a tool here uh this will do right there you go uh how about this one that'll work go for it baby what are you doing all right then good job Nigel keep at it you almost get him Yeah right over the heart honk bonk bonk okay looking good Nigel looking good looking real good looking real good you're a genius doctor I admire you so much in so many ways but we can never be I hope you know that yep yeah okay I'm getting it it's a little finicky doctor you just gonna have to be patient with me okay get guy okay we'll go down there parent oh god if I can stop waving my arms like I just don't care okay there we go all done right no one more help yeah all right we're done right go together gumdrops wipe Nigel for it you got it doctor I always enjoy these time son I'm able to be so close to you oh you like that [Music] Cass at heart the heart go oh god my leg okay how oh how am i 8 minutes and 35 seconds is a goddamn lie Nigel whoa Nelly whoa Nelly whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa well having a bit okay there we go Oh God aah tedious tedious tedious it is this is my name grab a loo hair Lilu okay [Music] okay yeah but Oh Bo Bo Bo Bo Shiba yeah big boy you bouquet where'd that last one go yeah where'd it go not over here I think I saw maybe over there he'll die I'd like good but do anything no that was a plant whoo nice painting wait no was it aha it was hiding it was hiding I knew it I did it I did it good what's that doing haha okay I'll get ready for it feel good one more time sorry I'm just gonna get this ready yeah baby yeah okay all right then good good enough I'll just take the patient back home to his loving family the one that I love so much got along Rick yeah okay if I could stop um about that I'm gonna go with I hate this guy now Rick's okay Rick's okay when he just shuts up okay here we go Rick come on baby we're gonna go on an adventure [Music] Oh Susan could you help me please Thank You Susan you're a delight I hate you good here y'all Rick back oh god why Jeff Cobb [Music] tada done and well alright then if we're able to pull random stories out of our but I guess it's gonna be okay that was awesome and weird so anyway that's all this shorts for now but I know that they're gonna be making more in the future so I hope you guys enjoy this check out the full Octodad playlist over there in the description below and check out some other cool stuff with octave dad somewhere in the Internet I don't know enjoy yourselves have fun on YouTube it's a free day go have fun gonna thank you outlet we thank you all so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video you're gonna die [Music] uh-huh do you mind if I dance while we talk pans mode move the mouse to move the arm and he to move the camera while holding the right mouse button or ctrl left move the mouse forward and back we'll raise and lower the arm whoa

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,056,315

Rating: 4.9298372 out of 5

Keywords: Octodad (Video Game), Video Game (Industry), let's play, play through, walkthrough, commentary, game play, comedy, funny, hilarious, silly, rage, rage game, markiplier, medical mess, extra level, dlc

Id: 9BwusXRa9dA

Length: 23min 0sec (1380 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 15 2014