Alright, here we go I've noticed something when people play this game I've noticed something when people play this game They never have enough water They never have food They never had water That's what I wanna be I wanna be STAN This city has a thirst and Stan the water man is gonna ... is gonna bring water to the people of this city that need it I'm gonna make sure that people are hydrated Properly maintain another hydration I'm gonna be the water man!!!! Ohh... What? hahahaha Oh shit Whaaat? hahah Wait, hang on, I gotta get in the immersion of it Hang on, we gotta immerse Ah Now that's immersion Everybody say Hi to Stan Stan the water man Here with the plan To make sure that this city gets all the water it needs I gotta go to the job center because I need to get a job first I'm thinking that for Stan Stan the delivery man It's gonna be It's gonna be the one Oh yeah *I've noticed something about this city* *I've noticed* *Out there* *Down there* *Even down there* *A severe lack of water* *I know this* *I know this city needs water more than anything else* *If there's one thing that I've been put on this goddamn earth to do* *It's to provide a thirst* Sir! Doing the Lord's work I see you with that cup in there Yeah, drink up Yeah, that's good That's good, you're gonna like that You are gonna thank yourself later And I'm gonna thank you now All right Carry on The light's red Waits for no men Gotta go! Need to get a job Gotta buy some water To give to the people That's what the city needs There's a disease Lurking deep Deep beneath here, and i'm gonna root it out Stan, Stan, Stan, new to this city But you are gonna make a difference Hey! Whatever I´ll let him go He was probably thirsty Alright I just gotta find myself a job Maybe as a delivery man Maybe Maybe that´s it Maybe Stan the delivery man Yeah Stan the delivery man Delivering water Hello Hello there Are you thirsty? Hi Well, well, well... Aren't you just beautiful Look at you Look. At. You. Go! Wow That is a slice of something special Oh Don't mind me Sir. I am not weird Just looking at a cat Lara di Lara di~ Oh chezz, oh God!, oooh don't! Oh God don't Sorry I panicked Are you alright? Alright, ehhh Alright, ehem. Better get on the road here Ufff All set my first running Not paying attention to where i'm going Silly me, silly me Alright Here we go, job center That's what I need T-AHHHHHHHH AH AHHH AHHHHHH OOOOHH MYGOOOOD Oh Let's try this again 'H'... oh I'm getting a mental image Hang on there Alright Delivery job Entertainer! Ohhh Some people have said that I'm rather entertaining So...ehm... maybe that could do me Good old Stan the entertainer man Yeah... probably not.. Alright, maybe not, I'll probably just go for the delivery job I think that's exactly what I got going for me That's my best quality, so... Yeah, let's try to do that! Oh okay Alright here we go And ehh boop! I got a delivery job! Hello?! Anybody? Hello? Uhh Ohh Ohh Hi Oh Excuse me Ohhhh!!!! Uh, UH OHH AHHH! DEMONS! AHHHHH!!!! THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED!! HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?! THERE IS NO DOOR!! The elevator? It doesn't seem to work Oh God I can't escape! THERE'S NO WAY! OH!, oh, wait... Door, the door was here the hole time oh I see There! I got myself I job, a J. O. B. job Now all that I gotta do is find out what that job means suupeermarkeee *French accent(?)* Probably French Alright, so I need to get myself a van and I need to get myself a plan And then I need to take Stand the man and get the water So I can get the water to the people Ammuneacion *French accent(?)* Ehhh, This place must be French Alright, *I'm gonna find some kind of a person that could tell me* *What exactly a delivery job entails* *Excuse me!* *Sorry! I shouted in my head instead of out of my mind* *There's gonna be someone that knows something about delivery jobs* *There's no one at the Job Center except the ghosts* *All I know is this Town has a thirst and I got a purpose in life* Oh! Oh I see! Wow okaaay All right, delivered to Mat Wayne Thunder Drive Delivery to North Sheldon Drive Delivery to South Moe Milton Drive Delivery to Mr.... hmm, These are some complex deliveries I'll figure out later I suppose Oh, well, Whatever, Doesn't matter to me, gotta go to the B-A-N-K, bank. Gotta go see if I have any C-A-S-H, cash yeah, maybe D-O-S-H, dosh Well maybe if I pick up some, maybe then I can help out this city but until then, I'm just a small fry, with a small bank account
That was the greatest Markiplier video to grace this Earth
Friendly J is the realest of MVP's.
Anyone know if there is a video or recoreded stream of friendly J's perspective
Friendly J is the realest of MVP's.
Was this scripted? How did all these people keep showing up almost on cue in a giant world like that?