HAPPY 4th OF JULY!! | Crash Bandicoot N'Sane Trilogy - Part 1

Oh am i live oh hi hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to crash bandicoot I know some of you aren't here yet but that's because people are watching in the past and people were coming in live but I'm gonna be playing this game hi hello hi guys how's it goin welcome to the stream and welcome to what is probably going to be an explosive rage fest unlike any other that you've ever seen in your life so hello hi welcome welcome one and all yes this is live and I can see you in I can see your comments right over there so we're gonna be getting into this and I'm not gonna be waiting too long I'm just gonna let people know that I'm currently live right now Oh boink and boo boo ski all right so happy fourth of July happy America day or murica day yes hi hello yeah I know so we're gonna be doing this right so Crash Bandicoot is a game from a lot of people's childhood but I actually never played it I I didn't have the opportunity this was in the era of gaming where we couldn't afford the consoles so I think it wasn't crash on the ps1 it wasn't even on the ps2 like I had a ps2 way late in the game but then I wasn't even able to get that so I had to make do with what I got so anyway hi yes hello hello hello I know I know I know we got to get going here we got a lot of stuff to do and not a lot of time to do it so I want to try to get through this game as much as I possibly can and I'm gonna be doing the original just because that seems to be the one that people have a lot of trouble with so I have no idea how this is gonna go it's gonna go like a lot of the rage platformers of the yonder days of old where there was no hope and no life and nothing to hold on to in the darkest dream so here we go I'm gonna go right into it and I don't know the story I don't know the nothing I know next to nothing about this game all I know is that everyone was asking me to play it because it was obscenely difficult but I mean looking at it it didn't seem that bad Oh okay we're gonna plot is this anyway go to get animals to be your generals did you say prepare the female if you're like turning them into monsters or whatever have you or whatever is that why are they wearing clothes in the first place he's taking animals and then giving them intelligence or I don't even know I have no idea yeah game is quiet all right I'll turn it up a bit let's see how that does I'll do it in little little spits and Bert's because I have no idea how loud is loud because again when I'm live-streaming I can't hear it I live at that a little better hopefully yeah so I know that you can spin do a lot of okay all right then it's on Rails I guess well thanks to jump Square it's been crying over inventory it's not much of an inventory but I'll go for it yeah yeah geez yeah this was this was in the era of gaming where I was kind of away from it like back when this came out I think I was still playing on the Super Nintendo why and I know you're supposed to gather these so I'm not completely ignorant to it little louder little louder all right fine a little bit louder little louder that's what you get hopefully that's good enough and if that's not good enough then I don't know I can't help you I mean so far it doesn't seem so bad it seems that that weird and momentum that all these platformers often do hello they're giving me free lives like the candy so I guess I'm gonna die a lot right on top of that grab the damn thing what is this what do they do is this invulnerability is just like a Mario star okay here we go [Music] all right well which way do I go left I mean again I haven't gotten to the really obscene obstacles the work damn I don't know what that is we're supposed to get 39 out of 49 something's but I don't know what it was Oh boxes oh can I go back what happens if I go back ah what was that I don't know what happened but I think I took damage oh I don't think I want to go back maybe it's not worth it is that good volume is that good and everyone good everyone seems to be good I'm gonna just assume that everyone's good yeah which you okay I missed ten boxes well nothing a little more brain damage isn't gonna fix geez louder no I'm not gonna do it louder everyone seems to be fine with it so I'm gonna stick with that one the wumpa islands these are the islands of WAMP alright fine then sure I'm down with that oh oh it's like Yoshi's Island Oh way back in the day I love you she's dialing that Evo she's island on a stream way back when oh man yeah you guys are good happy fourth of July everybody yes I can see you this is live this isn't just a normal video I can actually see you yeah it's some people are good some people say louder alright I'll crank it just just the tiniest bit louder has it hasn't actually been getting any louder from when you heard it before because I'm assuming prick me hard poor animals why am I just walking in here as a tornado of death I'm not doing so well because I think I'm sick well alright then oh my shoes whatever blew me up down there so don't hit that good is it good is it too loud now the too loud I have no idea whatever volume is good I saw so I'm gonna trust that one that's all I'm gonna do I got no other way of going about things I just put my I think I went on top of the box but I don't think I was supposed to do that got some apples do anyway okay seems to be a lot of death in this jungle why am I even here what is the point of all this okay alright we're fine then hold that up there I saw nevermind not gonna see it because I'm freaking jumped on that I saw something up there okay alrighty then here we go that is pretty lady yeah yeah yeah yeah okay Oh turn it down a little bit okay alright whatever I'm just gonna leave it the way it is yeah I forgot I just got in this mini mood and decided to hit everything and it suddenly blew up in my face Oh Oh where am I going oh I keep saying oh but I have no idea what I'm talking about here crow beer I don't know what that means well okay hello lady crank down the volume just a little bit because I'd rather it be moderate than overwhelming so yeah okay ship Podolski alright I mean I really don't know the whoa I really don't know the point of this it seems not bad so far god damnit with the freaking boxes how am I supposed to be able to get all of them I went through the level I think alright whatever it is what it is and it is what if we're just gonna get smashed in the brain a few more times someone gazing said mark happy fourth of July and here's a hint boxes named TNT jump on them oh really I'm supposed to do oh okay alright then oh yeah why do you hate the wumpa fruit volume is good by the way love your channel happy fourth okay Dumbo jump on the TNT boxes and graded boxes you were killing me hey I'm new to this game you let me be new because I'm about to get angry probably at some point if it's actually it's difficult which I don't think it will but uh we're gonna see all right yeah I know jump on the boxes I know I know I get it I know I know I know the apple crates they uh they uh they do their thing where they you got a jump on them yeah you gotta do that big to get all that these the wumpa fruit is that we move ha hold X to bounce higher okay ah I'm just wondering where it's all gonna go wrong hello okay okay when you're gonna get hard boink help okay that doesn't help me can I get on ah I want to get on top of that I want to get on it uh I was on it oh just like that man I'm not even a mush of blood just like complete and utter straight squeezed my soul out of my body put myself through a juicer my soul came out that's that's me that's my right let's not do that again cuz that was stupid point that's why they give you an extra life in that one because they're like ooh all right so I just got to go through it easy monkey dead turtle dead flower dead and everything's dead you have to go back and get them it's a bunch of baloney as if I'm gonna need the lives anyway I got enough wherewithal to be able to I got enough wherewithal I got enough work to be able to beat this sumbitch anyway there's some over here no that would've been cool if there was though that would've been really cool something tells me I'm not gonna like these jumping puzzles am i oh yeah turtle dead monkey oh you live life but you're dead now oops alright then I'm starting to see where maybe this is gonna be a son of a turtle dead oh look back from the grave dead dad Oh nas itself dad alright ah why are they spiky dildos yes thank you lady that's gonna help me later i oh hai okay ah one of the natives I guess you go with the rest of the animals then this is so weird I'm walking into this place I mean all he's doing is trying to defend his homeland but she's straight up murdering everybody cuz I mean I'm it's not even like I'm just no I'm knocking them off and they're falling boy oh this is gonna be real fun there's gonna be good okay did I get them all did I get them all right don't worry have fun oh well Oh No there was an X's around here good walking through the whole place yeah man all right whatever but I can see how this is gonna start to be a son of a because it's like I want to be the guy guy Dan like which which I always wanted to get back into I only played it once like we long ago but I'm gonna try this more and more all right but in all honesty not that bad not that bad I don't know how long it takes to beat the first game and I don't know if I have enough time today to do it but happy fourth of July everybody yes oh the wrong way now oh this is messing with my brain I'm gonna be able to deal with this oh yeah Indiana jones-style huh well bring it on you bastard I don't like this bowl I don't like this no I'm supposed to stop brick I keep forgetting I know my luck I'm gonna need those when I walk up hey yeah okay oh yeah okay I don't like that I don't like that at all I don't like that get girls I got you looking out for the boxes now cuz I want to win I want to impress people with my gaming skills that's what I got right gaming skills that that's all me 100% oh my god how's that rock out as nimble and moves as I do hope those are unmarked graves of all the animals I just tossed off the mountain can we get matpat with a game theory about where these bodies end up and if it's eventually the dead bodies of all the animals that I send to their deaths I got a diamond I get all the boxes I think I got all the boxes I wouldn't have seen yes ah shovel that pulled that right out of my ass did I and that's no lie that pulled right out of my ass because you saw the reach in and the struggle to pull it back out geez yeah oh happy fourth of July heylia Candela magic Cartman oh thank you all so much back to the wampa Islands all right here we go any minute now what the heck is that there's someone playing music in my apartment hang out I've got a mystery to discover here I'll be right back give me one second yeah I'm back now mystery solved chica hit play on a music video that I had pull up it was gorillas just like grills was just playing in the other ribbon I'm like heck someone here no one's here just Chico being a goof who need that it seems easy this seems downright Pleasant oh can I sing the bare necessities while I'm going down this river it's like a one-hit thing right one-hit chaos all the way I need those oh well that's a load of baloney that's all big ol lower baloney you go by the key to these platforms is always patience and that's the thing that I remember first when I approached him so good golly all right you bastard okay we're fine no need to panic help me do P there's something else up here 2.0 what you chinstrap no bandicoot's can't swim they just straight-up drown not even like not even slow like fine we're fine I don't know why there's giant piranha plants in the middle of the jungle they're just sitting with mouths gape okay that one is time that one is time to the others not time that one time okay I get it I get your color-coordinated here you think even snack on me no way no way Jose and what's with this lady is that this lady's was prepped for my arrival I'm assuming so why why are you dressed are you impressed by my box breaking skills I bet you are don't lie oh don't lie you are so impressed I'm gonna start to hate this game morning I already hate it with like the the finicky controls the momentum based movement or is it momentum based or is this one actually not momentum based and I'm just used to momentum based do any of you even care what I'm talking about no how can she slap how can she slap huh is there something with like these ghostly platforms that lead to more distant happy the July I miss before I don't know I know what that all about but it's not good but either way I gotta press on and hope for the best oh is that guy mr. wampa then is that tiki wampum man I've no idea yeah July diddly-doo yeah oh boy hey should I save should I save yeah whatever I got out of save it's all good who needs to save pappu pappu what does that even what is it body blows don't hurt him whoa what am I gonna do - Babu Babu oh hi Babu Babu are you doing Papa Papa you're good oh sorry I don't even know how I got in this Hut oh I get it all right well this is easy okay cut that butt crack can I just got to get that on camera the whole time I'm only gonna hit him on his butt crack comes around oh no I missed the timing on the crack that's not primo crack territory he's dead would you would have landed facedown it's just facedown oh man the guy's already there oh he's breathing I guess so he's still alive he's lucky one of the few inhabitants that I didn't send off to their doom silly good yeah I don't have any memories from this one I really don't like because um when it comes to memories in gaming like it's all Super Nintendo yeah those are my those are my more cherished memories what is this thing ah oh hi hello you want her to join you're sure what okay sure I'll go with that one I don't know why what difference does it make does she have like different qualities or something like your jump is different because I just got used to the one that I have now how am I gonna even enjoy the one that you're gonna give me now I have no idea vanish Fox love your vids don't forget to jump on boxes this game loves to let you smash stuff yeah I've noticed that it also loves to let you die so that's always good yeah oh yeah this is it's weird about this game because this is one of those remix remakes is that people actually seem to embrace and maybe because there was a lot of value out of it like it remade it though some seem to be different so far but it added a lot of value by remaking three games in one instead of just the one which I guess is good but my gamer instincts are too good to be forwarded by the likes of you swam buddy I'm not in no oopsy poopsy sorry I'm not in Venerable now god damn it same damn alright tries again I'm not gonna be in venerable apparently although I would have liked that there's a Ledge right there going that's about to blow cuz I bounced up against the side of it doesn't mean I got crushed wonder I got this though Oh in the wrists it's all in the wrists of her also why are they sending a Chinese would why did why did crash this was like oh hey a kid you want to go through this perilous dungeon I'll just I'll just join you when it's safer oh damn it everyone's mad at me now oh did I get them all yeah I did all right hello wait Coco's time machine does that mean it's this girl that girl does this girl that girl I have no idea whoopee boink deep dude oh my god oh okay yeah ba ba ba ba ba ba think you're going alright this one cool seems good so far what just the one does that mean there was another one over there whatever I don't care hey yeah they gotta be the same right okay time machine yeah who knows the plot we're so so incredibly irrelevant all right let's do this what do you got for me okay I'm just expecting the blind alleges now Oh was that gonna move on me it jiggles I don't like it jiggling what are you I don't want to go to your bonuses own oh that sounds terrible oh all right come on you you think you got me you think you got me nah nah nah who's first level that have actually lost more lives than I've gotten I think just beating that child with boxes 24 this is a load of there's a lot of ball I am better than that I swear but then again that might not be true all the things that I say could also be lies excuse me a thirsty Big Brother d'lai go set off some fireworks or something all right keep going Coco is crashes sister oh okay so they're not the same person maybe I don't know I have no idea why is Coco here I don't understand the family dynamics here understand the animal people and the people people and why war okay we're just gonna go with this a bit normal all right riding a hog into the wild woods no one by me boink bonk OH watch out for the dildos piggy piggy oh they seem to be everywhere this is decoration why was this a good choice you see a hog the first thing you do is jump on get up I thought it's gonna be like a you know pork you not me these geysers damn it ow I landed right on that dildo like back first okay fine you time the bastard Oh missed me man that's gonna be impossible ya prick I am NOT ready for this okay yeah bang on the bongo drum okay everything fine everything's fine I know what I'm doing I think I know Oh oh my god it's your brother or mother or father oh no it's your cousin your cousin 1po Oh No who's that aunt Lou well damn that one was too much for the pig it's the emotional burden alright fine now that you've sealed yourself against the losses that you've just experienced let's try to go back and face face the inevitable here Mr piggy some psychological damage to this poor pig right now can you don't just you know just go through that and then leave unscathed like that is that's a that's a mess you up kind of thing that's a mess you up kind of thing to see all of your friends and family on spit-roast rotating around a fire and you gotta try to get them walk while a Bandicoot is on your back saying kiddie the off like it's a little bit of an emotional drama there yeah Thank You Cody testicular oh no you're mentioning that but oh happy birthday happy birthday out there happy birthday oh man this is funny it's funny though it's got that charm you know when platformers were simpler like what's the objective break boxes sure good enough what's the other objective revenge no escape I don't know I'm gonna go back to grass here people crashes all about cuz uh Coco's fine and all but crash is really the reason everybody's here right yeah hello hi hi everybody how's it going happy fourth of July this is my special celebration it is super cool yeah so I get an extra life every time I get a hundred ok I mean it's the same principle as coins right I mean that's what it always was right excuse me while I just yeah okay all right that's fine I love goodbye hello goodbye hello goodbye hello monkey goodbye you can't roll away from your fate death is coming [Applause] the hang of it so I don't think death is gonna be approaching too soon that's gonna give me some day isn't it I just want to murder you stop letting me bounce on your TomTom and just walk into my flying fists oh that's an extra bouncy goosh goosh ah no okay you sack of car no how am I supposed to get oh I see how this is gonna be I see now I see nothing for who you for who you truly are dude okay I was like ah little did I know level ah little did I know of douche why excuse you excuse you excuse you excuse you alright then we're just gonna accept that as reality instead of the world that I live in we're laws obey physics why didn't you die why didn't you die why didn't you why didn't you die you know you should have died I spun I spawned and usually when I do a spinny dance move everyone around me dies so I thought that was just what it was and then you didn't do that so let's try this again shall we okay boy and now you're dead huh good job rectifying your previous mistake oh my god I'm not that was my fault completely my fault oh my fault let's see why they stock me up with all these lives then but I guess that'd kill you wait for that foosh oh what's this you're dead okay that seems like you shouldn't that seems like you shouldn't make that no not today I hate that how did that happen I spun up there there was an explosion in the sky like a firework and then Oh oh no you do not get dildo can't jump on official Fury no one can escape the visib Yuri because I have no idea what I'm doing hello hi bonus bonus already getting stressful I don't like it oh okay was that all them septic alright then yeah I don't even need this Apple but I'm going back for it because I think I'll need it thank you Hey bye bye then I'm stressed already but it's not that bad it's not that bad just the precise precise with imprecise controls but it's not as bad as some games where some games have our required precision and have very non precise controls I can't even think of a name of one but you guys know what I'm talking about like Octodad or some crap like that I guess I guess octave come on I'm jumping I'm giant jumping I am very clearly bouncing to go higher take back what I said about the precise controls this game handles like a 300-pound hog oh yeah I guess if you just hold it down what I was doing wrong I was uh letting go each time you just gotta hold it down is it Rick there could be well if I just start off with that I'm not gonna do too good am i no I'm not oh well all right live and learn and then get loves and jumped on all right this is where it's gonna give me huh I did it again I'm an oh I'm gonna get you so I got a jump real far is a jump further than that next time oh wait for fire oh come on it wasn't even close to me oh I don't like you okay not gonna do it this time I'm probably gonna need these apples shoot boink shoot boink okay no I was looking forward I wasn't looking where my feet was he's thinking me this Dennis I can get a steady stream of lives but I think I'm gonna run out of all of them for the end of this don't like that what's very clearly on the thing I was right on there the wink get you I was I was on the thing it was on the damn thing I shouldn't be rushing Oh what are you giving me well I just used it up so I guess it wasn't even important oh boy oh boy is this is this where everyone else has trouble I bet it is unless I'm just an idiot and not able to give this to them stupid did I mention I'm an idiot I'm on it there we go Oh God why wasn't moving forward I swear oh I hate you I already hate you game how do you like that record yeah I got all the checkpoints here bah bah bah bah even daddy boot time to go that was the wrong time to go yay [Laughter] I switched through the directional pads this actually makes my life a lot easier [Applause] alright okay is that close to the end my at the end you okay you get rekt oh my god oh my god oh my god oh okay can't panic now yeah oh are you supposed to do that that's impossible oh come on I'm not even near it I'm married oh don't give me that waiting patiently daddy for 200 not gonna give me live this time too much mercy on you [Applause] okay like that one yes okay Oh Oh the immunity got me the immunity got me Oh thankfully I got that oh oh thank you thank you I didn't need them thank you it knew it knew this game freakin knew it knew how my brain all the webcam froze Frick is it back there we go ha damn it where did that freeze where did that freeze I always want to know don't even tell me don't even talk to me don't talk to me or my son ever again did that just freeze or did it has it been frozen for like forever oh my god I died everybody was I'd die oh how I died okay just very recently okay all right cool maybe I don't know who cares would it matter can I just freeze in a permanent face of like rage just screaming blood shooting out of my head where am I going now excuse you yeah there's a logical fallacy here I don't see how you're getting from I was climbing up a tower and suddenly I'm at a different Island there seems to be a bit of a bit of a stretch going on here alright fine then I'll play your game you roll hi buddy what are you even doing there what are you doing there one bow oh you love me why I don't even know why what is this for why is this here so you can fall off of it Oh directional pad not good on this one gonna stick with the non directional take that thank you oh you bastard that's how you're gonna beat me you're gonna get it later once I the cash and chicks I don't like that nope but a cindy-lou who token get wreck gets rolled oh my god you son of an ass I rolled on your face and you're gonna treat me like that you buddy just walk into my fists that's all I can manage right now I'm very very low-energy putting all my energy into my brain right now you rolling back you rolling back yeah that's what you get oh no I don't like that don't like that either oh my get any of this actually I hate we gonna take it out of here please that'd be nice what does that go [Music] what oh that's why they were give you I don't get you at all don't get you why do I even want this I don't think I want this why do I want this why do I gotta go back what did that do well that was my way back I'm just gonna ignore that cuz who needs it honestly who do I need it the answer is no I do not don't need it don't need any of this oh don't drown just drown drown in air I got em all I think there's secrets in this that I don't know no where am I I don't even know where I am anymore am I really is this really where I am this is really am i all the way back here really really I would love to see someone trying to speed oh I kicked it out of the way I'll just drown in the river then because oh that's what happened to it you can blast it out of the way I could yeah that's my I thought I could sworn that I got him all stupid piece of Garbo wonderful new house boop boop boop okay you gotta get there we go cuz that's how that works that makes sense to me that would have been my opportunity but I'm cautious right now very cautious I mean got survival strategy is that any way is randomly whenever you feel the need to it you just thrust your mouth upwards out into the air and hope you catch something cuz it can't be actually antagonistic towards me right they just do that all the time don't know where I am don't know where I am don't know where I am we're fine smashing BIOS smash these boxes Bluto okay blasters boxes there we go I feel better about my life maybe if I could get a checkpoint I'd feel even better because I'm a long way from home right now ie give me a goddamn checkpoint that'd be really cool oh no no you stay back here you oh I was right at the end when I fell and died oh I only missed two boxes those are probably the boxes that it spawned in in the bonus area what does it even matter if you get all the boxes does it matter this is a collectible I don't like collectible hmm I don't collect anything well I'm the best obviously not I am NOT the best at this game okay you run I detect some logical Ripper Roo Roo Roo Roo legas Ripper Roo and why do I care direct attacks don't hurt him oh then I'll just fall over and die the Ripper Roo I'm gonna swim up a waterfall like okay hi okay oh hi oh are you going buddy hey okay Oh yep I drowned cool that's good I need the big TNT that's what I need alright you follow a pattern or something oh come on with this okay I'm using the directional pad because you only go yeah well can't I've work too early on that one all right you know what I'm just gonna go for it okay why is this one getting me you know why is this one getting me that's the question of the day now oh no well this is going to be the biggest pain in the douche I've ever known isn't it let me just study his pattern cuz it's a pattern right ah I get it I get it come on I was using the directional bad I get it I get it I get it I think I get it okay come on boom there we go he's got to have a new pattern or something right yep he does oh boy I don't know what it is oh boy okay I don't think that's gonna get him no it's not gonna get I see what he's doing though no that's not gonna get him goddamn it no it's not gonna get down there in time maybe this new ye heat go good get him get him get him get him get him come on get this one get him no no damn it man come on we're gonna be back by now right come on get him oh come on no that's definitely not gonna get him from damage keep I keep miss time again it's like after he just leaves they're like go down quickly enough no God cuz that moves the way I forgot but maybe this month whoa that got him oh no oh no oh no how did that not kill me oh no no okay now that's gonna get them too late no oh god I was standing around being a douche douche being a douche hi Zanna are you gonna be all right I'm going back to the joystick because I hate life okay goes there here then I can get this one and then when he comes back he's definitely gonna be hit by that one right yeah and then it's just a diamond pattern I think is what I saw maybe oh boy move move Oh God okay nah oh that's a little too late but oh maybe not it's close you you whole ass oh no that timings way off yeah that's gonna get it that's gonna get it that's gonna get yeah that's going get all right I got I got your number got your number I got it got your number we by the time he gets back around right no no God not quite but that one I bet is gonna get it yes yes oh yeah Ripper goodbye how y'all doing you having a good fourth of July I am man I cannot believe that took that long to be able to get through that should never have taken that long to be able to get through I don't know why and I don't know how but I'm okay so i'ma carry on with this because I'm still going for this I'm still going for it I am still doing great I'm still sane I love this I love it it's so good right it is ha ha ha Oh play crash 2 & 3 let me get through one first and we'll see what happens later I don't know how to get that I don't know what's in there all right cool got that I don't know why too big boob date shoo hey watch it there big rusty excuse well I meant to jump on that but I guess too late did I just kick away all my goddamn lives it was like 14 lives there at least I got that one okay nevermind that's just a test jump god I need to jump on those things I'm so too bad my Saddam non-existent box Oh like that get rekt I know you're trying to take a nap but I don't have any patience for you I got places to be and think do okay that's weird but okay ah yes of course let me jump up there and claim that prize oh ah ah beat your system breath panic for no reason a lot okay got it cool off we go hey we're doing great what are you jumping I should have jumped on you but I got hit [Music] yes the moving tongue platforms just what I wanted to deal with today who built this stuff civilization capable of building this constantly moving platforms it's like the same it's like the same people that built all the and Donkey Kong how floating barrels that just magically shoot monkeys and are perfectly calibrated nonetheless perfectly calibrated to be able to there's some secret that unlocked or am I just falling for I'm falling for no reason I was assuming that there was some secret that that unlocked like I was was before you know how remember that when that did that thing yeah I remember that - those were good times when you actually made sense all right I got this guy's I know you're all very worried and concerned but trust me when I say I okay I went down that was great I meant to do don't like that ha he'll I don't even know how to get those things I do not know how do I get back here how do I get back there is there a way how about the big archway over here excuse you don't even come near me don't come near me or my son anymore ever again I guess I could have gotten that in this session but I just didn't feel like it you know how it is you know how it do you know how I be you know uh explain yourself explain yourself funky bridge explain yourself I'm all ears for how that works all right excuse me what are you gonna do nothing you can't fall over and die excuse you Gooch well I don't like the way this is at all okay this this this actually I can handle this is okay does this makes sense to me I mean not really I still hate it oh I see boop boop boop boop beep boop don't ok I'm gonna jump on you okay everything's cool everything is awesome Oh got this all right baby coming back I got the bonus got the frickin bonus happy fourth of July everybody oh this is gonna wait oh I don't like this I don't like that at all I don't I don't like that at all Oh like that I don't like that Oh like that much at all oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I don't know how many are left what boat fruit bag oh come on oh I can try it again can I go back oh okay that's that's a little better oh man that this one's about to be a son of a I couldn't tell like No okay I gotta get on top of it nope can't do that so I guess I me then ah no yes gooo I don't know how I didn't know how many were left game you're freaking impossible [Music] yeah but never never never never never never never maybe I'll just clear three four five one two three four oh no dude oh god I'm out down eat every one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two oh no how did you not break you come on it's so easy what about me what are you counting Wampus when you could go the wumpy right way [Music] okay if I got pushed off in what world can you push me off one two three four five one two three four five two three four five oh boy one two three four five oh my god oh no oh no I got you [Music] I don't understand you game I would like to what are you doing hey buddy how's it going over there Oh I want those I don't know why I'm gonna get you see that did you see that I got you I'm that right Oh put it back here is there anything back here all right fine then hey uh where are you bark okay alrighty then manage that didn't I oh you know those probably did they probably opened the pathway at the very beginning of the level but I'm not gonna drop down try to find it yeah no way I know how oh yeah sumon oh yeah crash is about to get the beat out of them his brains are gonna oh my god yeah face down ass up that's the way to do a crash that's the way you take those boxes I'm good I'm good everybody happy 4th of July happy 4th of July everything's good is it is it gonna get worse that's my biggest concern right now is that it's gonna get worse as time goes on it's only gonna get worse and I'm gonna be even less happy than I ever have been missing boxes follow the trail of wampa fruit how about no how about you go shove your wumpa fruit into your urethra go take a long walk off a short bridge how about you do that no I'm not bitter I'm not bitter at all it gets knocked away of life again hi hello you're gonna get one sorry about that just the way life works I'd like to think there's just people in those pillars yes hi that poor snake just he was going over the ball and then knocked into oblivion as it should be snake bastard Jafar look-alike here all right well don't know what you're running away from and why I'm going towards this but here we go like these crushing backs is there maybe they're just out for a run you know they're just a hi spider okay I can't get up there anymore because of doing the goddamn directional pads like an a-hole I can do that okay is there anything that I can't absolutely decimate with my spinning fists and also what am I going well that was an adventure I sure I'm glad I did that oh look upgraded fire okay my eyes were closed my control is broken I don't know what's going on I don't know what that was it's that's what that was it's like it behooves me to switch randomly between the directional pads or the joystick er get rekt you pieces of guy I don't care what I'm leaving behind it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what I do it's what I leave behind that's important guys do you remember that do you remember when I said that yeah look a right hit the only thing I didn't want to hit oh you can't even spell Prague I'm not okay in case you're wondering am i okay don't do well under pressure I don't do well I know you get all your shits and giggles ah ha ha hee Matt oh ho ho where's my feelings pretty concern my emotions okay bye then you spider oh god this is why I don't do rage I don't know ah kayo good thing I moved huh ain't it hello hi I'm paying attention now boink no no no no Australian for a second let go of these goddamn penis pillars everything in this game is excessively phallic shape did you guys notice that I don't know if you guys have a keen trained eye for the phallic nature in life I for one do I am an expert at detecting phallic things anywhere I go you gotta stop spinning like that because I'm just losing out on all the that I need [Music] I got this better get worried play worried what's the matter fix your face eh my fault okay give me that frickin chicken okay got that I just gotta keep going finish this bad boy out good rekt care what you think don't care what you do I've got your number you're gonna get screwed oh no I'm sorry to myself I didn't know I was singing myself a song there didn't understand it I didn't understand it at all hi Megan I didn't understand it at all oh that's a new way to die oh that's creative and interesting oh I'm sure I'm in love with that oh ah completely forgot that the birds birds you know the leather birds were a frickin threat forgot about that these coalface ask alright go down now I go now I go where that go I don't care if they're boxes over there affected too good for it I off this way okay you guys doing good out there you guys doing good I'm glad you do good I'm doing great all good I do Wayne Gretzky good I knew I wasn't gonna make that I knew I knew I wasn't gonna make that nine lives oh how the mighty have fallen oh how the mighty have fallen okay no I did it again is that gonna come back at my bone thank you thank you I was about to jump into the abyss oh oh man I'm going to you I forgot that that's all right girl oh come on move forth no oh it wasn't a way to keep going it would have caught me Oh Dixon ah my face eat it they never heard of me don't let it go to waste No all right doing great don't care about that oh boy good gonna catch me I have faith I was in the wrong place I was in the wrong place shouldn't I put my faith in that okay ah stupid bats oh you stupid rats hate you forgot I forget I always forget I do anything where I forget okay bats are incoming apparently there they are well I should have gone because now my opportunity is wasted there we go scooch scooch to my Looch scooch to my luchador okay this time don't trust it in faith wait for my brain can only process so many things at once that's what my brain can do wait alright I guess that would have been fine there there they are nope this was a Hut timing but okay we're good guys we're good if you guys think I'm sure if you guys think I'm stressed at all you guys don't know me and if you don't know me speed run baby speed run Margot bar I'll start my new let's play channel alright just show you guys how great I am at everything I do don't I do that anyway it's so great ah the best the best there ever was were got it nailed that one like a peach where am I going guys where am I going guys Oh am I going south is that what I'm doing I hope Oh alright good we're taking on a journey okay God Oh first try baby baby leg way better all right I got this oh wait huh what why do I need to wait on anything I'm the master of this disaster oh man look at me go I'm so cool and calm and collected and handsome too made it oh you two killed me right then and there where are those blonde peas I like this I don't like this oh God Oh Oh got it nailed it nailed it in every way were you guys doubt me you guys doubt me yeah doubt this got it there we go that wasn't so bad everybody happy everybody okay with life great me too all right we're gonna carry on happy fourth of July everybody happy fourth of July hope you're enjoying your days good luck on the next what's in the next level I'm doing great did you just see what I did try not to cuss in the last in the next one all right I'll try to make this family-friendly Marga bar in this next one road to nowhere I got a good feeling about this one when it's named a name like that you know that it's got quality and quantity in its mind it's got great potential in its but oh man direct attacks don't hurt these high-altitude hogs why are their high altitude all right here we go don't like this precision I nailed you nailed you to the wall there's nothing there alright didn't want to do that but it did it anyway I'm a rebel baby baby I'm a rebel you guys watching out there did you know well yeah I did that because I'm such a badass I didn't even need to worry about in the first place why would I worry oh oh is this gonna be the whole level the whole level is like this the whole level is like this oh good alright well looks like things are about to get creative up in marklar town you know I've always thought that I was emotionally and mature enough to handle adversity wherever it may eat I needed that board it's okay I can do without it I'll do it live baby oh I'll do it live Oh give me that oh oh high high altitude Hagen where did you come from you know I don't like this I don't like the implication here that I have too heavy to walk along these boards but you you uh-huh I'm something all right you pick back there to come over here and now let me show you how I did you've done oh look at me oh look at me I don't know what that was all about but oh look at me boy I don't know what you're on about I don't know what you're on about no precision all the lights up what you touch me how about cursed already I have no idea I like instantly forgot what I was trying to do in this episode no more cursing for the longest time nope you are a lovely human being except you're a pig I love the way you've done your hair today I hope you get everything you wish for in life got that these are giving me more lives I'm slowly building up my my supply again okay Pig you you surprised me there I'm not gonna lie I have a UH I got startled you jump scared me well you didn't need to worry about that because I just threw myself off the bridge anyway so whatever you had going on less important now all right welp I don't know how that works out but it did so I guess that's just what I got to live with all right piggy piggy piggy let's see you do I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna lose my mind okay piggy piggy let's go okay big big let's go got it nailed it I'm the best look at me don't need to even look Oh what's this waiting for pigs that's for chumps I do kind of look like a chump to you don't answer that question because I'm afraid of the honesty a lot of these things don't matter to me oh I'm a risk taker hey all right guys cool see I've gotten better at it no one's saying anything out there no one say a goddamn thing do it why I thought I didn't make so that's why I let that sight reading this oh well don't go backwards or else you'll just immediately go in the hole what's this baby what's this you you do you know a thing oh boy one life left welp wasted opportunity it all comes down to this done it all comes down to this time all comes down to this done don't mess up I'm not gonna mess up Oh who'd mess up who would mess up this face not me I say to you not me not me I say to you I'm good this a bag full of Dreams all right you come back here oh yes I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts filled Leedy your they are being a son of a douche let's do this again shall we let's just pretend like that didn't happen everybody wipe your memories get out your men in black things we're gonna go for it again there's one thing that markiplier is no quitter spell my name my neighbor buddy how do you spell my name come up with something I have no idea how I spell my name I'm doing oh yeah that's what I wanted to start this off on the right foot nailed it well didn't even care about that hey you hog oh right in my heart I think I'm in love come here you Pig I love how I can see your your buttholes you turn around oh no wait that's this your tail sorry must have been my imagination screw that and I'm gonna wait bye wait I mean I'm gonna go anyway because again stupid but that is what I do you know I'm only stupid when I'm not smart that I hope you guys understand that that's just some thing about staying alive staying alive [Music] didn't do a damn thing to me I don't remember where my check point is either oh good back here in the same nondescript location as everything else is so I'll never be able to actually tell where I am great or how much progress I mean cuz also like the logistics of this I can teleport across an ocean and just you know do whatever I want to do in that department but when it comes to actually being over here on ice bridge I got across this Pacific bridge it's one full of emotions and dreams but you know whatever life isn't exactly what it seems it's a good rhyme there's another checkpoint gonna blast through everybody shut up everybody shut up everybody shut up I'm concentrating I'm in the flow I'm in the thick of it who spoke with one of you what what I needed that I know always wanted Jeff I'm looking right at you Jeff Steve Meghan cut it out what's weird all the lines go should I go back to the beginning in farm lives this is D case down no no no I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it and you need me I don't need you you need me that's how let's go you understand what I'm saying probably now okay anyway carry on what's this nothing what's this Oh nailed it I know what I'm not I know what I'm about oh oh oh got that right were you impressed hog were you impressed oh yeah running away from your emotions come back here and face your lover all right oh great just what I wanted more apples for my life lives go I thought they were used to give me lives here now that's just a bunch of stupid apples I don't know I could turn an apple into an egg for life filling the holes caused by these giant spikes Apple I know it's not an apple I know it's a One Bowl fruit or whatever the crap it is I don't care right now they're apples oh yeah yeah yes Leigh Leigh this is what I like that wasn't what I like I don't know how to dip I don't know how to make it any simpler that wasn't what I like it wasn't Oh almost messed up there that wouldn't be like me messing up plus I'm missing apples who do that oh not me are you talking about who oh who are you okay okay got it who are you whoo whoo whoo whoo give me that is that a turtle that's something I can kill I'll come back for you hey Dora I'll come back for you those did I just fall oh oh are you kidding me oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you sack of ass I was right there I was there I was right there how did I fall oh no what happened are you kidding me eat every nip oh I have to shove it in you Oh cut my hair off I don't care alright I'm okay I'm fine cool calm collected the cursed yet I'd like to think that all right and I forgot about something let me fix it sitting here I'm louder than I thought I'd be so I'm gonna tone some down here okay so now hopefully I won't explode people's eardrums well I don't think I'm gonna have to scream again dudes and dudettes if you know me you know I faked my reaction you know that right this is all an act yeah you know everyone knows I'm super cool what are you talking about everyone knows this what it's like right there the checkpoint was right there gimme those I need them I know okay you're fine it's fine there go some apples that I desperately needed Oh long jump decision like you've never seen before this time I'm gonna do it I can't believe it I was right there checkpoint another day another dollar another day another dollar another day another dollar another day another dollar yeah give me that immunity it doesn't help when I fall off into the abyss no does a cheeky man oh no it doesn't you got no answer to that one that's cuz you're stunned silence says it all alright this one's the one because I'm gonna make it exactly where I need to go you know I might as well just let that thing hit me oh you didn't hit me that time were you scared oh he's scared Oh get out here give me that okay apparently there's a jump how and why why endear oh I don't have a te this time oh no oh no oh no oh no yeah you're all running away running away running away running away running away jump on it there we go I'm not how do I help humbled I get down there okay I didn't need to get down there I suppose it all comes down to this okay I kicked one of those lives away didn't I don't need it I can finish this I can finish this I got it I got one life just die you would have hit me you would have hit me I needed that title I needed it judge you emotionally it's heartbreaking heartbreak is heartbreak heart-wrenching heart palpitating hardened squeezing oh good you're on the edge you see doctor [Music] but it's okay because I must have it down by now you guys know how good at games I am if I ever mentioned the tale of how is born born of small island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean out I hate life Oh missed me didn't ya now I got your number right there oh I didn't think that was gonna make it but then again what I think largely doesn't matter in this universe Oh feel the love tonight know what I didn't want I was actively trying to avoid that outcome fine I don't eat it it's gonna go sprint to the finish who needs extra lives when you got this much skill when you got this much vim and vigor inside your soul I'm just pulsating with skill nailed it I'm on the roll don't stop me now oh nobody better stop me I know you guys out there be frickin stop me you got this I get that don't matter whatever it's all good nail you to the wall to the wall window oh Oh nailed it didn't even need to think about it good even know what my name is something so who are you any of us oh yeah because you fell down a mountain doesn't mean that my emotions weren't hurt that's what's more important here right am I right people am i right hell yeah I did it hell yeah oh you can walk on the ropes can't think about that right now gotta keep my hands in the key gotta keep my hand again back in the game you can walk on the roads Oh huh it's a funny joke that's a funny joke pepper goofy to me that wasn't true was it funny joke funny joke funny joke you guys are so funny that's what I love about this community so loving and endearing and hilarious to coming up with ridiculous boos oh man Oh cuz if that were true is if that were true and I just wasted my back doing those jumps oh that were true all right he'll be my channel prolly leave my channel move to some island somewhere kind of live it all out the life of a hermit maybe climb to the top of mountains you know I feel like that I'm so warning people do is go up on that mountain old man markiplier is up there and it's like yeah you look up here me I'm I would kill the next person I scream just over that so funny joke guys funny I just I'll take those thank you yes cool alright alright I really don't know what the point of those things are oh boy we're still going we're still going still going it's been real close getting real close oh no it's getting real close II nailed it well that was a fun one let it be known you helped some of us get through the day well thank you so much professor derp I really do appreciate this Oh funny fluff you love the videos very entertaining well I'm glad my pain can bring somebody joy I don't know how much further I got into in this adventure but we're gonna keep going with it oh I feel good I feel joy inside my heart I feel a lot of warmth right in here might be my heart just stopping out of pure anger but I'd like to think it's love the love I feel from you guys is that lip that looks final over there although I don't know what the end objective here am I trying to get back to the laboratory so I can beat up the scientist that was there is that kind of the whole objective of this whole thing I have no idea yeah yeah the elaine ian mark you can jump on the ropes happy fourth thank you thank you for that you are the light of my life where's your sleep oh you're you're the lining of my underwear hmm you're just they're always so comforting so close that's fire jump right into that cool whatever I meant to do that it's all good it's all good it's all good okay here we go guys again monkey bris still don't understand you Danu haha you were faster you're a quick winning job that's disappointing some but you know I'm okay with this I accept you for who you are where am I there I am bow let me know over well no wonder everyone's been to stop me I'm stealing all their foods these people are not gonna make it through the winter okay quick shot here we go Oh am I gonna make that why Lisa gave me the extra boost I needed fun this is a fun game guys yeah fun this game ones but it doesn't matter because I'm gonna persevere so it's okay okay here we go still into the fire Oh time man still perfectly that's how you do in the speedrunning I don't even need those just to show how I just like to lose because it lets you guys know I'm not perfect that's the only reason I mean I am perfect you know you know I [Music] don't know it's all good [Music] [Music] alright checkpoint I had to concentrate let's go for it any danger get rekt bats welcome to the party I jump on your head no I don't know how I survived good guys life is good did you guys know that have you ever heard about this thing called life and how great it is oh no that's not sacrifice me to the gods [Music] got it nailed it nailed it got it okay how to concentrate again but you know these points of concentration you know that I'm just a chatterbox I sometimes have moments where even I need to go and boy that just makes it seem ominous oh no no no Jimmy no here we go I don't know why this is vexing you don't know you don't don't do that to me oh I'm out of oh I'm okay I'm okay but I lost my immunity because the bat just came out of fat hell and flew in my hair and messed up my shoe who dare hit the mark EMU mark you're such a good person at least the fire was there to catch me that time [Music] oh we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it hype is hype mode engage type mode engage everybody get hyped mode everybody hype everybody hi I think we're almost there there's got to be the end of it right it's gonna be the end hi boat oh come on there's more gotta be Oh didn't know that was gonna happen there's gotta be the last fish because it was the last guys don't mind if I run back here okay Oh almost jumped off to my oblivion I always like that that was that's my chance they saw my tapping skills and they were like photo blur he gets really mad sometimes what they all say about me oh hi [Music] nope right there got it you were too quick for me you were too quick you thought that you were slow no I thought that you were slow and then you were too pays all right come on showdown get wreck baby mama fees right into that fire I walked right in I walked right in right in right into me watch I better not run out of life because if I have the game over this whole level again I'm going to strap my eyes your eyes back babies back babies and go and get newer to me ain't gonna get none to me I changed my mind how do you explain your actions what do you have to say for yourself mark big dumb goofy guys okay [Music] we're no Batson coming in I was so scared [Music] I'm okay everything is fine happy fourth of July everyone out there watch this speedrun so sick in the skills Department that I don't know I'm not gonna be impatient son I'm not gonna take my time because I'm so good at this okay remember how I was talking about how human I am wink get rekt oh yeah that's for me well I'm I want to bring that back yeah cuz now that I've shown you how human and fragile my psyche is I want to show you what it truly means to be the expert gamer that I is I don't know if you guys know but I'm pretty dang it had games and this uh-huh it's some of this nope this is not where I wanna be okay I guess it worked out again for me why do I not wait for that why do I not wait for that I don't wait for that why it's as simple as mechanics it just you should wait for the pillars to stop pushing their giant pillar dicks and then you go when you're not about to be impaled by a giant pillar dick like it couldn't be simpler and I don't do it I don't do it why that's been fat and then I go cuz that's how humans do things when they need to problem still alright you go in you shy you go back in there you remember how you were all hypemode and I totally called the wrong timing on the hypemode well start getting hype again because oh boy and about to get all kinds of pipe up into a queue or if you arrive to me right give me right oh thank you for shielding my bum bum from those hot flame things got an extra life that's always handy and wait to lose that one hypemode hyper gauge oh no way hypemode isn't here hi Moniz later I'm Otis after the checkpoint which I'm gonna nail well no oh my god no there was so much space to stand on and I shredded it blood pressure ain't gonna handle this not much I love jumping puzzles thought this was your town none the noona it monkey town the people it flyer town population why why are you not going on it why are you nothing am I crazy there what the hell hype mode is to fight fight mode to know why why bye bye stop why do you do that no I'm not gonna what in the world is happening this is the easiest thing why am i falling there should be no reason it's just jump up on a friggin a platform there was that so hard apparently yes okay nail this on the first try cuz I'm about I'm a box ass I'm a bad No what was that oh hello me here how did I get to this point again don't understand jump grab that get to the cheeky pointy what's in the mouth that's cool okay I don't like this at all everybody pray right there that's what I need and I need to quickly go to the other thing not there there okay type mode engage not there here oh okay oh why am i trying to widen widen a trip all I had to do was wait all I had to do was wait only ended it was waiting then I did something so was gonna do something that it always goes wrong for me yes here got another life I need them so badly not there not there here I'm not going for that one I didn't like the way that one was set up that one rubbed me the wrong way nah I don't like that one either I think I'm on the wrong platform but I'm just scared to go to another one yeah this this one is more agreeable for me will give me with all my patience look at me with all my waiting waiting this hard though okay just nothing there's nothing there's a whole lot of oh look at that that's enforced a no extra lipo good i'ma spin in here because I don't know if there's any enemies got that what don't know why it's gonna wait patient patience really really really more scared sorry I got spooked good there's no jump on this one it's just walk right oh that's nice ah lovely day today [Music] type mode engaged I actually feel like this might be the one now whereas the last one was hype mode for a little premature on the hype mode this one's hype mode I know I can feel it oh I hate you I hate that and I hate you oh I love you cookie I'll give you kisses all over wherever you want good boy another trick point that's always a good sign fine so many times he caught me over and over why did I panic why did I panic why did I panic I better get up here where did I hit a checkpoint did I maybe it took mercy on me I remember being up here No [Music] all right and with that the stream is coming to a close happy fourth of July everybody my god subscribe for more of this amazing a rage-inducing content let me know if you want more of this I can't decide if I'm gonna Oh boss I can do one more boss I can do one more I can do this boss this is like the end of this island so I gotta do the boss right I gotta do the boss right he likes to flex whenever he has an audience oh well I'm gonna be observing oh god alright nice push there buddy boo I'm not sure what you want from a see good oh I can go forward I forgot about that I didn't go forward I didn't what I didn't I was using the directional pads what the heck okay I don't know do I need to throw it back bring it back maybe maybe that was it oh that look son spinnable oh okay here in my mouth come on me okay this doesn't seem so bad okay hair in my mouth oh you don't have an audience you meet throne Roxy it's like you aren't you dude oh I didn't think about the minecarts No go gotcha okay one more I got this you think I don't got this don't look good all right okay all right cool anyway thank you everybody so much for watching uh let me know if you want more of this I might actually do more this is because oh man I can see the appeal how much more do I have to go is this the last island or something I have no idea I don't know if there are how many islands there are I've never played this before I had a good time so let me know what you thought let me know anything I don't know if I'm gonna post this full video or if I'm gonna make a compilation out of it like a rage compilation like the Mario maker compilation but this is fun so let me know what you want if it's a stream whatever videos let's play I don't care I'll do it something great about doing it live though so thank you everybody so much for watching subscribe if you want more like favourite I don't know I don't care do whatever you want to do chair yeah shares are a little Louis month so thank you again i'ma off over this way that's my outdoor right god I'm still throw P I'm sorry I'm still grumpy so great everyone's like wanting a rage compilation I'll probably make a rage compilation oh I think that'd be fun so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye bye guys bye the KC night deaf boy bye bye guys

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,620,176

Keywords: crash bandicoot, rage, rage quit, 4th of july, markiplier

Id: pIHBJ744q0k

Length: 130min 45sec (7845 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 04 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/SakuraBreezePetal18]

Mark should play devils bluff

[u/Milospesh]

Mark likes spanking the monkey...

Smacking the blue snake,

Riding a wild hog.

And once again instantly jinxes himself the moment he gets cocky about his skills..

This is why i subscribe. i feel like i'm there with him willing him to succeed.

Hey mark if you read this, i'd like to see more livestreams of this game and you finish it, then make a rage compilation of it and include some other rages from i am bread/prey.

[u/haydub07]

Thanks for posting! I wasn't able to find it to watch!