CAUGHT! | Octodad: Dadliest Catch #5

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to Octodad now you really thought that that did me and it takes more than that to remove markiplier sanity from his brain machine thing whole head in fiddling it takes more than that to remove markiplier sanity and I'm back with a vengeance I actually gave my voice a day to rest but as you can see it's somber tones are back and better than ever so I'm gonna go up there and talk to my lady and then bang her right in front of the sharks and make another baby hey baby let's bang with unprotected tuck the guitars you understood what I meant there unprotected tentacles did you know that octopi reproduce by filling one of their tentacles with octopus sperm and then ripping it off and shoving it into the reproductive organ of the female octopus wasn't that just a delightful statement that everyone is so glad that they know that now I bet there's a tie-in ones heck no no yep oh no could you let go of that one please I said let go oh you [ __ ] you're not gonna get me it's in this one no nevermind then was all a lie hey baby you like you're perfectly normal hundred oh no oh my oh no awaken this time oh oh I look so weird naked what are you I just want to live a happy life not everybody face not everyone's fish it doesn't matter Oh back where you belong oh no this bad I'm in the shark tank oh it looks so weird don't get it no your family the bad new why is it so disturbing for me did I really think that I was human oh this feels so wrong oh it feels so weird what is going on why is that the weirdest thing to me he's been walking around pretending to be human banging his human wife and what oh my god oh I'm still control where's the captain you know him probably taking a shower uh-huh in the middle of a rainstorm right so I need to get over here undetected so I need to go around oh he's watching right there oh my how am I gonna do this while he's watching over there oh they're turning Vinu uh-huh what are you doing man how about a little bit of collaboration okay some of you [ __ ] said that the last one was gonna be the hardest level and I don't need to worry about it anymore no no no this ain't good okay got it yeah got it all right baby I'm back with a vengeance what if I killed him with what this hook over here Hey look over there isn't that disturbing god damn okay yeah somebody lied to me someone lied to me a lot someone's seriously messed up here okay let's just guys not turning what kind of douche bag is he no no no no no no no no I'm good everybody would you do buddhu perfectly normal perfectly normal early normal Oh normal normal normal normal normal normal my other leg news normal Armel normal normal okay that was easy I'm just gonna rest here for a bit while my detecto meter goes down you guys didn't see anything no blur where am I we're not I kill oh there I am oza for whatever let go of the staircase and get under to get on round the stairs the other side you're gonna let go that you're gonna disappear completely I know you have camouflage but I didn't know is that good can you let go what is it oh my god - why does he keep there we go okay so apparently my dick tech domitor isn't going to go away so where do I go to get inside I'm gonna go around this again oh no oh no I oh no no no wooden oh no no okay apparently I got to go up this way come on come on done this a million times now there's a million times million times million times million times million times oh so many times that we have done this and not done it this way what you lost your student you lost all coordination and balance you can't even get it even room oh come on what is your print election for not going there what is your major malfunction octopi could you put a thank you god damn Wow am I supposed to get in there that's not gonna work can I get up there I get up there come on just a little higher man a little higher little higher a little higher a little higher come on little higher little higher high hi-ho hi-ho it's off to work we go hope you guys are enjoying the show where I'm going I'm not supposed to know I hope it doesn't start to snow boy yeah sure I'm going slow if I put a maybe I put a leg on this handrail okay all right and raise this up up up up up up up now okay Ferenc I can't even place it up there well I'm just gonna rest my crotch up here and look sassy for a bit Oh that's right and it good I look damn good who's swimmy oh yeah okay so I'm a little confused it was an artifice oh come on I thought I was being stealthy what I'm all the way back here oh this would have been much more intelligent to do oh that's genius now if only I could oh my oh no oh no it's not as genius as I thought it might be oh this is not as genius oh goodness gravy I feel like I've had 27,000 drinks after all God it got thinner why did it get thinner hey why is that you see any sales uh oh thank you oh yeah that's a much better name logic aha I am great thank you for noticing mine oh god no no balls balls balls balls barrels balls barrels balls barrels can you open it thank you please let go now go in hey rosemary small barrels I'm taking this with me good Oh notice the thing can I change into a sailor's outfit Oh No okay Yeow Oh God is filled with bananas why would it be filled with bananas Goerke straddling you're slipping straddling slipping straddling slipping straddling opening suit suit yeah thank you yes all right away I'm going don't mind me we're Weasley nermal pervy Leonardo all right yes yes Marilla no no normal thank you thank you for cooperating with me I'm just gonna be on my way sorry I had a few drinks oh yeah exactly excuse me pardon me just ice skating for a bit gimme to normal what don't take any chances sailor the rough storm out here we can all die tonight maybe not me but you definitely you you're gonna die tonight you and your taut chest in your lovely what you look good sailor smack good job let's go just skating my way downtown walking round ain't no pound in the hound down no don't mind me okay yep got it nailed it this time boy am i good huh I got my sea legs back on me and I'm ready to go all hail the captain goodness start the boat caliber all hail me the other captain is mysteriously been killed in Aidid taking the helm with my leg in place oh yes of course all right what do we need to do I need to start this bad boy up sugar sugar sugar sugar you're good risking to Kentucky town I asked Tim for second do you doing maybe we're moving again free yes what site pulling beard of clown you're welcome yes ever flowing beard of whatever lalalala did I see my lovely wife down there lalala la chica hot you know look out rough seas ahead oh my did I do that who is that woman indeed who is that woman I must discover get out of my way the captain is moving box Oh God just me or the room can seem geekier than evil no of course not I'm just kidding oh god damn it no no no it no excuse me lady yes sorry for stowing away please don't throw me overboard maybe I should well now we're both in trouble who are you then Hey look what ha ha aren't we a pair ha ha ha ha I've got to knock oh my what what do you mean what is what does that mean how am I supposed to sneak past him what do you mean sneak past him ok here we go going going going going for it oh yeah ok I'm gonna wait fully turns again and go now no no no no right over here oh come on why would you turn around yeah that's right what for you stop before you kick me off can I ask you some questions about the war yep yep yep yep yep yep yep you have your absence ah yup yup you have some strong opinions ah Oh get out of the way box of card tie please move my other leg that would be natural captain on deck all hail nice ass there ooh nice face - how about you the other toss botoxing smack good job show okay and here we go any minute now right now y'all hush hope you die good job I let him knock my wife okay good you always find you okay good job aren't you sweet I hope that man is okay no I don't ha ha remember alright alright so what about you mystery man who are you but cool I'm just here someday in the meantime would you care for a dance look at this big bag yeah yeah go away from the boat totally smart to do okay you know what it's not the most ridiculous thing to happen so whatever perfectly fine by me oh it's a heartwarming story love it effective okay I'm better now oh look at me Oh naturally but once again isn't this a shark tank and I might be a little bit concerned I'm not moving either I'm just not doing anything am i stuck I can't move oh it's different controls okay anyway what that's all the time that I ever this part sorry everyone but thank you all so much for watching click the annotation for more videos and I've done and as always we'll see you in the next video bye fishy fishy fishy

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,242,842

Rating: 4.9603763 out of 5

Keywords: Octodad (Video Game), Octodad Dadliest Catch, Octodad Gameplay, Octodad Markiplier, Let's Play Octodad, Octodad Dadliest Catch Funny Moments, Octodad Funny, Best Octodad

Id: HCNATt3MXfY

Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 04 2014