Norm MacDonald - The View - 11-16-2000 - Bill Clinton

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“Not everything has a point” - Norm Macdonald

👍︎︎ 359 👤︎︎ u/PauloSmash 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

I saw him at a comedy club in my hometown about a decade ago. His set was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Opened by saying that he’s getting older now and that he’s trying to make efforts to be more sophisticated and classy, therefore he’s been masturbating into a dress sock. I’d also like to boast that I had the privilege of peeing in the urinal next to him before the show. He did not wash his hands. RIP.

👍︎︎ 319 👤︎︎ u/DoctorStephenPoop 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

god it still makes me furious how on who wants to be a millionaire he knew the answer to the million dollar question but regis convinced him to not answer it

👍︎︎ 158 👤︎︎ u/FatesPeak 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

I don't get why anybody besides the comedians who get him ever expected a real interview, he lived to ramble and resided comfortably in the awkwardness of a bad/crass joke. RIP, we lost a truly unique comedic mind.

👍︎︎ 299 👤︎︎ u/No_East_3901 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

They say in his intro he was controversial and then get pissed when he’s controversial. It’s like they didn’t do any research at all before they met him. They’re all idiots.

Also, was the Cosby stuff known back then?

👍︎︎ 124 👤︎︎ u/UBetcha84 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

“Clinton murdered a guy!”

He’s just sitting there, barely even trying, and he’s spinning them in circles.

👍︎︎ 195 👤︎︎ u/MulderD 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

"I know, let's make a set that looks like pure smoke damage."

👍︎︎ 14 👤︎︎ u/Yeah_But_Did_You_Die 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

beautiful

and if you're like me, here's Norm on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

👍︎︎ 71 👤︎︎ u/From_Deep_Space 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies

Holy shit he’s an energy vampire

👍︎︎ 34 👤︎︎ u/bathroomheater 📅︎︎ Sep 15 2021 🗫︎ replies
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so try these words out uh droll sarcastic controversial hilarious well those are some of the words that are used to describe nor mcdonald's character on his sitcom norm but as you will see in this clip people may think twice before they use the words smooth or charming take a look hey hey lori hey look i can see your underwear there you're supposed to see him uh yeah that's a little desperate in it i'm playing tennis with shelley you're playing tennis with shelley yeah hey i have an idea that would even be more fun for you if i played tennis with shelly well you i don't know what you do who cares and in spite of that please welcome noah mcdonald thank you all right what's up man okay norm you're canadian yes i am so what do you think of this whole presidential mess uh well i i hope that uh uh the democrats don't steal the election from the uh the winner you know but who knows you like george bush i love george bush man he's a good man decent you know none of this and he's uh you know he's not a a lie or a crook murderer or anything like that so it'd be good to get the see i i don't i think we should get the homicide out of the white house and get like a a a fresh start because we don't want any more murderers i think we should just go on to the next question how about the murderous yeah well clinton he murdered a guy yeah you know you're not awesome but i have no accusations with that that's a little confusing let's just let's just go on to the next book yeah this is not my week what can i tell you oh it's not mine either i'm being very nice okay be and i don't want to hear it and this is not the place to make those accusations and you're supposed to be funny there you go this is a live show but you have been properly chastised by barbara so i'm not going to ask the next question i thought it was a matter of record shut up look let me do this okay i'll tell you what's a matter of record you will not be invited back if you don't shut up all right let's talk football all right did manslaughter ever hear the word the phone is wrong i certainly hope that somebody calling to tell you to go home oh no dude you got a phone ringing oh um oh yeah oh no uh the thing is this there uh you know matt strauss yeah the producer the producer he told me it would be funny he said like why don't you carry a cell phone on and then let it ring and then pretend like there's a guy on it is there anybody on it no it's a thing pretending you know what norm you're a dead man here you're talking to a man you know what okay listen norm norm listen not only have you annoyed us that you have you have actually annoyed one of your idols who is that oh the great bill cosby yeah what'd you do oh my god i love that guy he's my hero you know just like you maybe joy or uh bill clinton would be your hero i i love i love there's no stopping you isn't it no you seem to like bill clinton and this man leads into our show on friday night i know so right his career is over after this anyway who cares go ahead norman no bill clinton who's a great man obviously you know everybody has their opinions right mm-hmm are you moving along oh guys coffee what are you drinking in there no bill cosby is a great man first time there has never been any accusations towards bill cosby about annie would you just tell us what you did bill cosby oh i know i i met him i i opened for him at a club and he was a great man you know he's my hero of all time you know how funny bill cosby yeah so get to the point i'm going past menopause let's go not everything has a point just we are learning okay all right norm you want to finish the story or shall i ask you the next thing well the bill cosby thing is this dear god i i uh met bill cosby we're all fans of bill cosby right burma yeah what yeah why don't we talk about the millionaires oh yeah you know what tonight normandy please you know i like bill cosby now we're talking about them norm mcdonald and i are on the millionaire oh yeah well tell him about that how he thought he's dumb today where do you see people always told me hollywood was like incredibly liberal of bias and i thought it was untrue about the millionaire yes i do you have 10 seconds talk about the millionaire don't tell him what i want no oh you're not allowed to tell anything like that well what are you trying to ask him then i don't know you don't answer anything anyways okay so he's on the millionaire tonight and he's on on friday nights and uh and on monday his taxes will be nine you audited play along at home on enhanced tv you are a number i have never met anything like you we will be right back you
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Length: 6min 51sec (411 seconds)
Published: Sat Nov 05 2016
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