Norm Macdonald Saving Interviews Compilation

my next guest has played Alison Parker one of the many dysfunctional but gorgeous residents of Melrose Place please welcome Courtney thorne-smith [Music] [Applause] [Music] Norman run run you're sick and you're all over her like a bear rug just we don't know you know because before during the commercial I was saying I had a huge crush on ya then you say you did too yeah when you were on day by day I had developed this big crush on you and this whole talk show is a scheme get you the tomorrow show Tom Schneider not the tomorrow show but the later later show he says to me in the brain that show that's all he says to me I really like cry sorry I'm really I really think she's great I really the crusher and I said where do you know you saw him know his place he said no I was watching Tom Schneider and she was on it she was a great guest and I said wait a minute that's the show that's opposite our show why weren't you watching our show pal because that wasn't on it that night I would say to the guy once well we've dated and we broke up and to get back together he gave me like this little g-string outfit you know like this little and I was like wait a minute that's for you that's not for me so stuff like that is not good another guy gave me a keychain a plastic key that guy is a moron how do I get the supermodel back hey look at taller ninety-nine at the airport I heart New Jersey is that when he really gave you a plastic I was gonna bring it out but I couldn't get it off of my keys so I left in the backstage but he gave me a keychain well I can't bring out the g-string [Applause] I think that my dirty uncle's here for this tonight I tell you what you gotta do you gotta bring out that g-string and I'm like don't don't do that that's not that's not cool yeah thank you multiple black eyes landing on my butt a lot it took a little while okay and crippled I didn't know No I should have I should have warned you about him did you see what you're saying where you going America's the greatest country in the world or something cuz like imagine like you just stand on our County you live there cuz let's say you hear a guy he goes hey man Kenya that's the greatest country in the world you better believe that [Applause] we're in a party are we allowed to even mention whose party was cuz it's Oh Jay Leno's No [Applause] [Music] he would not have a party interesting that's that's fine with me about that al I don't give a hoot I would say he does not need tricks because I've never seen his breath taking a girl of my life and her smile is so genuine you know what happens I'm gonna have seconds and I'm looking at them because I know there's more I like guys who appeal to like the lidium why are you looking at yourself while she's here I look like nice for a few in Connor I don't know if you agree with now here we go folks I've always felt that anything that does not kill you makes you very weak and almost kills ya a little bit like where Johnny you met Marlo here we go even I don't get that one yeah into in like 12 years but response in time man The Hangover was awesome I hope the second ones yeah my son was like I don't know how they can do it again you realize you're not gonna get to any of your it's pretty much over now no no don't apologize this is what happens when norm come but honest to god the hangover was my life yeah well the hangover 2 is going to be even better I hope yeah that's a windmill mm-hmm does not in fact pump water mm-hmm but it's pretty I think everybody can enjoy again sturdy steel structure that's never tilt at it what's tilts at the window yeah I thought that's what you did to them wait do you know Robert Duvall no I'm you're killing my flow it's the Zeppelin all right [Laughter] here's the biggest ass I ever met on the actual street called Melrose Place there's an actual street there's a Melrose is there really a most room so they open a restaurant called Melrose Place on it no no and then it's right beside my house every time I go out there's all these retards like Chirst and these tourists retards like they're always fat they're taking pictures standing in front of the restaurant huh yeah all right you got to come back when this masher isn't here I've come back with all you guys yeah yeah I like this lineup we got to get our we got to take this on the road I was thinking the same thing you guys want to go I'll go on the road together and take this act around town I don't think I could survive it I mean right now if you were to take my post you'd have to subtract eight maybe if you want to come up with like where to grab it and then call it something and I'll bring it out here we go here we go no she's like that Crippler yeah about the long-suffering death watch this right up right here [Music] 900 Oh it actually looks easy no I know it's not difficult yeah like I went to Vegas a couple weeks ago on a funny thing happened in there and Vegas right I go there you know to gamble I need a couple of midgets you know a couple of midgets little people I call them well I don't think that I don't think of people as little people okay your words better yeah go ahead anyway you meet a couple of midgets a lot of people in show business talk about the little people right but I think everybody's the same the midgets the regular people okay human beings that's good goodnight that's good some of us you know shorten have weird big heads you're writing a book yes how to be a model yes the Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting into modeling so like rule number one be incredibly beautiful right I mean what other things that you can do don't be a midget [Applause] okay hey let me ask you this did you ever toss a prostitute off a bridge [Applause] it must be I'm sorry might pick up the book is it yes that in some sports like beach volleyball or or snowboarding the women are breathtakingly beautiful and you would think that would be big like big you think that the big monsters of ladies why would you think that that bollocks off [Applause] I'm Chinese but what's the movie gonna be called yeah what's that if it's got carrot top in it you know had a good name for it be what's that norm box-office poison thorne-smith the girl sitting to your left is in the movie I'm gonna go see any movie this girl she's a beautiful lady and a talented nice joke yes as evidenced by her appearance on our rival show all right well there's this two-hour season finale of Melrose Place there's this movie coming out yeah title undetermined at this point yeah I'm gonna the board Wow all right do something with that I got the board it's about Bo re DS [Applause] we're gonna take the break now we're gonna have collective soul in a second Courtney thorne-smith we hope she's still our friend [Applause] [Music]

Channel: I'm not Norm

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Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Thu May 09 2019