Conan Tries To Contain Norm Macdonald

it's a stunning how Jay Leno outfoxed you again yeah he's good no they do the voice meanwhile he's the shrewdest guy he outfoxed yeah you're a good company he had Fox Johnny Carson David Letterman every 10 years have regular group shows up so that's the punk guy you guys yeah yeah hey just like there's good news and bad news you are doing the Tonight Show it's true but remember that discussion where we had were you said I'll never have to follow [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] no cuz it's 11 cents a night show now buddy boy it's 11 Thursdays for pointing that out oh yeah oh you got more no it's not mad about you this week that's pretty cool should be playing a conniving bitch who broke up the Beatles you say we go America's the greatest country in the world or something cuz like imagine like you're just saying that our county you live there cuz let's say you hear a guy he goes hey man Kenya that's the greatest country on the world you better believe that [Applause] working boys okay so okay here's the windmill you're attacking fly away let's bump the pit outside not salad tossing okay to return to my former sexual lifestyle oh yeah what's that it's trying to find a lady and convincing her that let me lie down on top of her it sounds so romantic the way you describe and take a nap what do you I don't need no you know I don't need no where they whip your balls around I'll tell you this what's that norm my doctor told me oh yeah on the same dose that they give to the donkey for the second show in Tijuana okay now come on wake up [Applause] [Laughter] we know you make me feel dizzy standing there looking busy [Applause] when did you hit bottom I said I don't know the cool part of it was the girls all get up right and they're all their stories are all the same whenever they hit bottom right every story the same they're like oh when I hit bottom you know I am a guy for a drink you know my god [Applause] [Applause] couldn't we just take them out of the studio for the norm get a salad guard up something so anyways that's a nice story now listen we want to talk about your uncle because every time you come on the show you have a story about your uncle who lives up in Canada he's a Frenchman yeah yeah now you always have like a little story about him John oh yeah he's a crazy character that dude he originally visited New York City I'm just having a drink I can listen to you and have a drink it's not like this [Applause] let's see if I got this right you've got an uncle lives up in Canada named jean-luc occasionally he visits once each time he visited New York yeah so I living in New York you know and Gianluca I'm excited John listening to come back my crazy Frenchman uncle so he gets in the cab right when he get to the airport you got the airport the cab driver picks him up and the cab driver says to him hey Frenchman he says that you know he says do you like riddles you know so my uncle John Lucas yes I love the riddles that's how he goes that ain't nothing better then I rid of the cab he's like all right here's one right so here's the really his brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son so my I don't know the cabbie goes it's me it's me oh yeah hello he thinks about oh my god he says that's a good riddle there he says I have to tell my wife Mary Claire when I get back to gaspé that's where he lives guys man right so he's like take me back to the airport and the Cavs like what because I got that you wanted to go visit norm there no no no I've go back to the airport alright you know I have to tell Mary Claire seems odd right get back on the plane flies all the way back home there the gaspé come on down here I have a riddle for you she goes she's a woman hi [Applause] dad brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father he's my father sir she goes I don't know who is it so cab driver back in New York what are you doing [Applause] you didn't mean to do that oh I just got to the bad guy man I always tell my uncle you shouldn't curse him all right bet that whatever blows I look at what an interview ends with blah blah blah whatever well Will & Grace my buddy was where the hooker he was telling here we go and he said that he said that he phoned me up once he was in Vegas he's like hey man I'm with this hooker but I think she ripped me off man because she had she took the money right oh no yeah she she said she said I'm gonna she said some about like I'm gonna go into the bathroom you get a towel a white butter kid wait a minute [Applause] what are you doing tonight I'm glad you can't remember the rest all of us are that you shal sentence this is a network show this is like going to Salt Lake City tonight not tonight all right total meltdown tonight okay yeah Will & Grace is on Tuesdays at 9:00 on NBC the same network by the way which brought you all of this tonight [Applause] [Music]

Channel: I'm not Norm

Views: 694,399

Rating: 4.9050531 out of 5

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Id: Jex5GwVDxi0

Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 16 2019

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