NORM MACDONALD has FUN with LENO

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Berthe yes my best reason stay home on Saturday night he's the anchor of Weekend Update on Saturday nights on NBC Saturday Night Live very funny community an old friend mr. Norm Macdonald [Applause] [Music] hey thanks for flying out for this good boy I'm sorry oh it's fine happy birthday oh thank you very much thank you thank you now here's 4747 it's great you look like you're 25 or something yeah I look like I'm 25 you've got the job goodness here welcome madam yeah I went on the airplane you know and I'm getting recognized now you know that's great not as much as a real famous guy but yeah like halfway between like a real famous guy and a guy that's not famous at all yeah yeah like central so like I was I when I was flying and weird thing have like I sat down on the plane you know how to get your sip side a stranger another guy you know so I'm sitting beside this guy and the guy goes he goes that hey man I really like you on the show on Saturday Night Live Bob he calls me Bob I'm sorry I go hey thanks a lot you know and he goes yeah like I like when you do a duel you know Bob you know and I go thanks you know and I figured what the hell Bob that's the name like any other game fun that's all right so I go I'll just go along with the guy she keeps calling me Bob Mary my name is other character later on in the flight about two hours into the flight he comes out of the bathroom you know he was in the bathroom yeah yeah so he comes out and he's walking down suddenly sees me don't you recognize me and he goes hey goes you're that guy from Saturday live right and I go yeah yeah he goes just what's your name what's your name and I go it's Bob so then the guy goes yeah yeah bye he goes Bob what what's your last name so then I was going to say MacDonald Bob then I thought maybe I'll like trigger something the guy's mind you know and he'll remember my actual name - maybe by saying Bob MacDonald he'll go but no it's Norma Donald right yeah Riviere guy I'll go what yours what I thought you were bought okay so I'm thinking quick you know it's all going on my head quick a trap now yeah so I immediately realize I can't say MacDonald so I'm trying to think of another name actually you can't wait like five minutes you know you can't Hans Riegel what's my last name an interesting question you have to immediately say them so I said Bob Kendyl like that because I used to have a teacher mr. Kendall riolu yeah yeah there's a Bob Kendall's and the guy goes yeah Bob Kendall Bob Kendall [Laughter] you do it like a face like that you haven't do this when I got on a plane once and I sit down and I'm sitting next to a guy and he doesn't recognize doing this I like gets toasted like three times yeah and someone passes by and goes hey I ain't really enjoy wearing nice and say go the guy said to me uh what do you ask me or something like that I go no mean I'm not an athlete I said I'm a comedian you know I guest-hosted tonight you and Johnny's not there and he says I watch a show every night I've never seen well now I have to go find that now I have to go find a guy and bring him back to prove that it was really me on the show but how you doing everything okay at your house everything good oh yeah well I'm having a little trouble nyeh I have a cat you know you have a cameo your shirt lover yeah oh yeah no I don't love them but I have the one yeah I don't understand that I keep it at a platonic bag well I see yeah I have a cat my friend Steve Koren you know it was a great man yeah he's a good guy he's he was living in New York City when I was living there and he was my buddy and then he left he went to LA you know Los Angeles oh yeah and he's working on the Seinfeld show now she goes hey norm I'll give you my cat free you know time I was looking for a good deal you know a free cat so I get this cat so then like a couple weeks later he has a heart attack the cat yeah have you ever heard of such a thing no no but I know who would know a cat could even have a heart attack it's crazy what happened I came home I came home and I go okay and I walked through my door you know into my apartment and there's the cat and he's got like foam coming out of his mouth he's going like there's foam and everything he's like crazy you know exactly a crazy cat and so like I'm scared I don't want to go near him because I can tell like he's delirious and maybe I don't know no no think it happens yeah you can think I was a mouse or something yeah so so I go I got to do something man my cat something's wrong with them you know he's not so if you're doing it so quickly I think quick you know I grabbed the fourth on 911 and it turns out they don't want to hear about a cat they're going for people you know they said that to me this is for people I said all right all right I don't know what to do what's the cat number they go just get out before you know they got to keep the line three so I don't know what to do so my my neighbor you know bill right yeah you know you know our doesn't matter what his name is but his name is Bill so I knock at his door bill bill bill he's not home some gutter guys they're you know I don't know what the hell is going on but the other guy comes down ask questions you know get involved so I say listen I don't know who you are I don't know what you're doing a bill play but my cat is in deep trouble you know he's going and he's got stuff coming out the guy goes we got to get him to a hospital you know so I go look I just float phone 9-1-1 I'm sure they don't want to see a cat at a hospital either he goes no there's Animal Hospitals you know so he took me to this is a place called an animal hospital I swear to God they actually have these you can bring your cat there do you have a cat yeah I know an animal hospital a herb all over the place is it quite common but yeah go ahead so I read my can and I go doc doc there's a doctor you're not fine we have doctors back at first yeah they've got yourself I go listen doc my cat them so they take them away you know and I'm sitting like an they were waiting room it's exactly like a real place except it's such a ridiculous you know jumping everyone sitting around there worried you know oh I hope my dog is all right so uh so I go so the guy brings me in the office and he goes listen he goes you know your cat is at a heart attack so I go come on all right all right exactly he goes no seriously and I go after the can of a horse hedges Oh many different things he goes diet stress you know like how the hell can a cat outstretch you know what not true the guy's just making up stuff you know thing he's making up stuff well you know my cat has a big promotion coming up he's got a worried you know but I said a guy okay I go fair enough I'll go along with it because now he says I'll let you visit with your cat they have a visiting time to the oddest part of the whole thing is they take you in a room and then they bring your cat your cat in and he's all drugged up they got him drugged and they put him on like a gurney and he's like XANA a dick and then the guy says okay he says that you only have 30 minutes to talk to your cat so he lives here in a room with a cat for like 30 minutes like raise it then after like five minutes you know I got a life to get back to it oh no I'm very funny style [Applause] Steven you guys are back in a couple of weeks again you're off where until we're back in two weeks we're back and we're off this week and then we're back in the yeah yeah yeah sorry McDonald's Thank You norm wait you Phoebe [Music] you

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Published: Fri Aug 18 2017

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Who would mistaken Leno for an athlete?

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/JeanneHilson 📅︎︎ Sep 24 2017 🗫︎ replies

I think if Norm told me about a trip to the grocery store it would be one of the greatest stories of all time.