- Hello, and welcome to another edition of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem, a show where we answer your
most pressing questions about the most recent
episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, which was Natalie Wood. All the questions we're answering
today came from you guys, via our Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook page, which you can see right here. And... do, do what you gotta do. - You know what, now that
we're really, finally getting to the end of this whole saga, the hot dog saga, hotdoga,
whatever you wanna call it, um, I think we gotta bring
back our snack boys, 'cause you're gonna wanna
pull out the popcorn for this one at the end of the episode. (background carnival music)
So let's just bring those guys back, 'cause
I had a great with them. There was that fun whistle at
the end, remember? (chuckles) - What?
(zinger sound effect) Are you gonna actually deliver on the story this time,
or are you gonna... - Oh, I'm gonna deliver. - Before we get into questions, you may notice we are
not on our normal set. It's because we're actually out shooting for a new season of Buzzfeed Unsolved. We can't tell you where we
are, because it's a secret. - We didn't ship all our books out here. While we're gone, we're
actually having them rebound. But I've got Satanic verses
memorized at this point, so-- - Good, good, good.
- I mean, I don't have to read it every day. - Do you want to take the first one? - Mm-hmm! Here we go, from Tara Raessi. So Ryan can pronounce
Doctor Lakshamanen... L-Lakshmanen... - I think it's Doctor
Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran. - Perfectly, but can't say Feb-e-ary, New-fawnd-land, or Bath, Bat-hurst right? This is the real unsolved mystery here. - You know, I mean that name
definitely took some practice. I actually think I said
it wrong right there. - Do you have a cut from the V.O. booth where you struggled with it? Can we cue that up? (beep) - [Ryan] Did the report
cast more questions on the nature of the bruises
and abrasions on Wood's body. Positing that they likely had to have been on her body before she
fell into the water. Oh boy, this name is... Lock shmo non... oh my god,
how am I gonna pronounce this? (beep) Okay. Doctor Lakshmanan Sathfay, Sathgav, frirgiswarahbuhgohy. (beep) Doctor Lakshmanan Sakyav oh my god! (beep) Doctor Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran. I think that was good? (beep) I mean, could you say that? I mean like, try it really,
try actually pronouncing that. - Doctor Lakshmanan Sachyavagaswaran? - Satyavar gis sharawarn. - Argishwaran? - Sathyvagis-- - Vagariswaran. - Sathyavagiswaran. Doctor Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran. (jittery exclamatory sounds) - I got chills. You still say Feb-e-ary, though. Kaylin Elizabeth Wheeler asks (snorting laughter) Yep.
- Yep. Yeah, I agree with you, I, I don't, I think that's why I
established in the beginning that she had all these fears of water, so that it wouldn't make sense that she would try and
take a dip at night. - Here's the thing with these questions. You don't have to convince me that somebody murdered her. (snickering) I'm pretty sure... eh. - Oh god, should we do this one? I don't know.
- Let's read it. Let's...
- Oh, boy. - This is a short story,
if you remember last week, our pal Holly Horsely sent
in a pretty gripping account. (horselike snorts)
Yeah. - It was good. (horselike snorts)
- It was good, man. - It was a really good one. - I've neigh-ver see, (Ryan laughs) read something that, that compelling. Anyway, we, we encouraged
her to really flex her writing chops
- Yeah. - and maybe put some, some bestsellers out there on the shelves. - And whoah, she did a good one right there.
- Oh, she rose to the occasion. Could we get some ah, some,
some nice music for this? - (low pitched beat) Thanks.
- Who, who are you, ta, okay. - Thanks, that's good. Holly Horsely. The Latest Crime Thriller
by Detective Horsely. Ooh, I like it already.
- Sinister. - I, I didn't actually realize that this was this well written. Jesus Christ, this is actually good. (Ryan snickers hysterically) - (both giggling) Holy shit! (dramatic music) Detective Horsely out. Holy shit. - Holly Horsely is a
force to be reckoned with, or a horse to be reckoned with. - (laughing wheezily) A tour de horse. - M.V.P. - There was a pearl of
a theory, though, inside that, actually.
- Sleepwalking. - Sleepwalking.
- Yeah. - That answers why she
would get into the water, because she wasn't cognizant of it. Goddamnit, Horsely, you've done it again. - Horsely, you've cracked it! - Here's your badge and gun back. - Oh, are you. - What do you have to say about that? - Are you Canadian? - What do you have to say about that? - They're fast swimmers, they're not fast swimmers, they eat salmon. - A polar--
- Are you out, are you out of your mind? - A polar bear has a better chance of killing a shark, than a shark has, of any kind of shark--
- You know what has a better chance of killing both of those? A hippopotamus. - Oh Jesus Christ, now
you're changing the subject? - I'm always on Team Hippo. - Yeah, probably best for you.
- Here's one from, ah, (mumbles) - Hmmmm.
- So is Natalie Wood shackin' up with
a crusty old sea captain? - I don't think that part's true, I don't think anything
happened in that hotel, I actually believe him. But I do think he wishes
something would've happened. And I know that's a
weird thing to say, but-- - Oh didn't he have, didn't
he, wasn't he weird about it? Wasn't he like, "She had beautiful feet." - No! (laughing) - Oh, I thought he had
a weird quote about her. - Well basically, he lied. - Oh.
- He said that the first night didn't
happen the way it did. My guess is nothing actually happened, he may have wanted something to happen, he described himself as
a close family friend and that he was very
protective of Natalie. I just can't, it seems like this man was a little jealous of Wagner, and that's maybe why he started to release some of the unsavory details to tabloids later.
- Yeah. - It's pretty good.
- I, I don't even know why we're bothering with
the rest of these questions (Ryan laughs)
when Holly, why didn't we answer
Holly Horsely at the end? - Yeah, we should just
cut to Holly Horsely at the end of every episode. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Horsely's Corner. (snickers) - Covered in hay. - Covered in (laughs) - Alrighty, let's go to Marissa McIntire. That question was all over the place
- All a, lotta, lotta, lotta, different - Yeah.
- offshoots there. And then a little firework.
(popping sound effect) - My brain kind of exploded at the mention of you having a magical penis. - We don't have to, we can
just move right past that one? - No, right. - No, it's... - Quite normal.
- Boilerplate. - Who doesn't throw their
glass after a toast? Everybody, except Thor. That's the only person I could think of. - Where are you, where are
you from? (Ryan snickers) Were you raised in a barn? - With Holly Horsely? (giggles) - With Holly Horsely. - With Holly Horsely. - Here's one from Monica Yanas, Yeah nas. Inside Daisy Clover? - Uncultured swine. Fair. - I promise you this, I'll
make a promise right here. I'm never gonna watch Gypsy! You hear me? Never! Out of, out of spite! - Okay, just take it easy on her, man. - I'm sorry. We should record a
commentary track for it. - Now we gotta do that,
since we've said it. - Yeah. Look, look for our Gypsy commentary, coming soon.
- We'll do it on the plane. - Could put it on
iTunes, how does it work? - I, I dunno, we'll figure it out. Put it on the Facebook page or something.
- Yeah. - This comes from uh, Pow-Lah Jaclyn. This is the last question. Uh, it's not a legit phobia,
and I think it's stupid, that's what it should be called. - Well I, I'm sorry, I guess I didn't realize there were phobia police. - Well, I mean you always police
my phobia of bears at very - I don't police
- Realist - I, you're allowed
- It's a very realistic
- to be afraid of bears. - It's a very realistic phobia,
it's um, it's actually true. - I don't feel like I have to defend it. I'm not like, "Oh, you're right! "It's silly to be afraid of that!" - Then don't, don't defend it. - I mean, you spend every shoot
cowering in fear of a corner because you hear a little gust of wind. - 'Cause it's ghosts. - Well, we've all got our things. Ryan, what do we got coming up this week? - The next episode is about,
uh, the place that spawned you, the place that's responsible for this. - Oh yeah. Chicago. - No, don't! - Oh. (both laugh) - Chicago.
- No one's gonna know, there's a bunch of murders in Chicago. - That's true, Chicago's responsible for a lot of horrible things. - Yeah. - One of which is sitting next to me with those beady little eyes. So that does it for this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem. Make sure you watch the new episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved this Friday. Send in your questions
to the Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook page, which
you can see right here. And he is once again winding up-- - Ooh, yeah!
- To send. - Okay, here we go.
- To disappoint you all. I guarantee you,
- No, no, no no. - you will leave this video disappointed, so if you don't want to be disappointed, I recommend you leave right now. That being said, do your worst. - Crab joust. It's happening for real this time. Until... flash to white. The year, 1985. The place, Rochester, New York. Two slender, sexy hot dogs are bathed in the glow of a stained glass window. Behind them, sausage priest.
(wedding march music) - Do you two rich, beloved characters vow to love each other,
to hold each other, and whatever the rest of
this wedding speech is? - Rebecca, you are the most beautiful hot dog I have ever seen. I hope you never get eaten on the 4th of July, like my parents. I will love you forever. I do. - Dan, your words are making
me happy, so I am smiling. I love you, and I hope
you don't get murdered (murmuring) by my evil whore sister. - What?! - Uh, nothing, I do. - Very well, I here do there
by, as the sausage priest, another layered, universally
adored character, (Ryan cackles) pronounce thee husband and wife. (Ryan laughs)
For better or for wurst. (hums fanfare music) Pfft.
- Honk honk. - That's good. - So how many times are
you gonna flash back before you actually show us what happens in the crab joust? - We're getting, yeah,
we're getting there. I was ready to end it, man. - Sorry to disappoint you. That's it for this. - Crab joust coming, don't, don't worry. - It's not gonna come,
it's never gonna come. - Hashtag crab joust.
(splat) - Don't hashtag that. - Please do. - Don't. - That'll be a good hashtag,
that'll be trending. - It's not gonna trend. - Yeah, worldwide. - Dude, do not, (stammers) don't do that. (eerie electronica music)
