- Hello and welcome to another edition of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post
Mortem, a show where we answer your most pressing questions about the most recent
episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved which was Amelia Earhart. All the questions we're answering
today came from you guys via our Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook page which you can see right here and I'm sure we're going to
hear something stupid, so. - Well you know Miss Hot Dog, she's still cruising
by on her pickle boat. And it looks like her husband is still being carried along by a seagull chasing after her, but what? I feel like there's another figure. I can't really make out what it is, but it went by real quick, as
if someone was following them. Titillating. - No. - Yeah.
- No. - I think so.
- No. - I guess we'll wait and
find out what happens. - I mean I'm gonna have to 'cause I'm sitting here,
I'm forced to hear it but if I had the option I would opt out. - Too bad.
- Okay. Well let's answer the first
question then, how about that? Let's go to Jodie Vance. Their plane probably crashed in the water and they're now residents of the underwater city of Atlantis. Also I think Shane would
like Lord of the Flies. So that's a question and also
a book recommendation for you. I'm pretty sure you've read that one. - I've read Lord of the Flies. - Pretty good. - Hey, read books! - Oh they also had a question. - Oh! - Atlantis. - Surely they were just doing
that to get a rise out of us. - I mean it's not impossible. - I see through your games, Jodie. - It's not impossible. - Atlantis is impossible.
- It's not impossible. I actually think it's quite fun to think that Amelia is now an Atlantian and that they've added one more famous person to their collection. - Well she'd be dead right? Just an old, dying lady
in a bubble under the sea. - Yeah, yeah. - Fun. Next question's from Chloe Baker. If the correct theory was
aliens, I wouldn't be surprised. Who better person to
abduct to a spacecraft than the world best at the time flyer! - Okay I think it's who better to abduct to a spacecraft than the
world best at the time flyer. - Okay, what you think they studied the world for a long time? - I know you don't like a
lot of abduction theories. - Yes just to be abundantly
clear I do believe in aliens. I don't think 90% of
abduction stories are real. - He believes in aliens in
the most boring way possible. He's one of those people who thinks aliens are like a colony of weird slugs. - I'm just saying if you want to sit on this mountain of bullshit then you gotta take a
whiff every now and then-- - No I think you're the one that's sitting on the
mountain of bullshit. I think you're up to your chin in shit. There's turds right there at the bottom of your nostrils,
tickling your nose hairs. - Agree to disagree. - All right this one
comes from Renee Mckenzie. It just says Newfoundland.
- Newfoundland. - Or Newfundland. I pronounced it Newfoundland in the video. Flying from Newfoundland to Ireland. I think I'm going to make
it a mission that every week I'm going to piss off one country. - Just pick one word and then that'll be your excuse. - And that'll be my excuse, yeah. - Here's one from Chris Scanlan. Wasn't it rumored Earhart and
Noonan were having an affair? Did they possibly
intentionally lose transmission so they could go somewhere
secluded, just the two of them? That's-- - And have unadulterated crab sex. - Crab sex.
- Crab sex. - Crab sex. - That's a long way to go just so you could go into a
cave and have some sex. - What were her transmissions at the end? Was there anything salacious? - She did sound distressed. That's so gross.
- This is tasteless. Okay, next question. - This one comes from Faith Whitmore. The stranded on an island
theory seems strong and it seems the only issue
was the shoe being too big. What if she wore bigger shoes while flying due to possible feet swelling? I imagine if someone
is flying for 40 days, there would be some foot swelling, yeah. - That's using your noggin. - The thing is she wore three
different sets of shoes. You could see that. - What a quirky lady. - You wouldn't pack more than
a pair of shoes for 40 days? - Not if I'm just in a
plane the whole time. I'd probably wear slippers. - Well she's like walking around every now and then when she lands. She has to refuel. - I'm still wearing slippers. - Okay well you're weird. You also wear desk slippers. That's kind of strange. - I've got slippers at my desk. It's 2017. Why wear shoes that are uncomfortable? - Maybe 'cause your
feet smell a little bit and people next to you could smell them. - My feet smell pristine. - No they don't.
- Yeah they do. - They don't, trust me they don't. - Here's one from Kyra Reine. Listen here because me and
my friend have been deducing and we've got the ultimate explanation. So Noonan is getting a little bit peeved because he's there doing
all this navigational work while Amelia's getting
praised from everyone for being a woman who can
fly and eventually he snaps. He takes his opportunity
while the radio signal is weak so that Amelia cannot immediately call for help, though she tries while Noonan takes down the plane. They crash land near Crazy Crab Island and that's when the
transmissions of the two arguing are heard by Klenck. Then, Noonan goes and kills Amelia and sacrifices her to the crabs
in order to befriend them. He lives to this day in the crab caves where he hides from those
who search, case closed. I like the finality of this one. - So he's now the crab king? - Like the ghost in the
darkness, but crabs. - Exactly. - So in this scenario
then he sacrifices her to become the king of the crabs-- - And they're all like stoked. - Yeah and then two hours later
he also gets eaten by crabs. - Reigne Victoria Santa
Maria, Buzzfeed Unsolved, a fellow shaniac I have a theory. So she's a shaniac, off the bat I'm already starting to tune you out. - What up! - What if Amelia went really high because there is too much clouds, but she does not know she was too high then she went out in the
atmosphere and lived in Mars? - I'm excited to hear
from a fellow shaniac. Regardless of what you have to offer. - Right now, every bugara
in the world right now is collectively sipping
their tea like this. - And talking about Atlantis. - Look at you betraying
your fellow shaniac. Look what you've become. - I admire the-- - Now he's backtracking. - The spirit of it. - Here comes the Olympic back track. - I'm not trying to sell you out here, I just like to be truthful
and I think you may-- - I know what you're going
for here, don't you-- - He may want to convert
to the side of the bugaras. He'd be happy to have
you, he needs the numbers. - Here's the thing.
- He's recruiting. - No I'm not recruiting.
- He's desperate. - No we're all good over
here on Bugara Island. - This is from Lizette Valdovinos. - Oh that's a fun name to say. - Valdovinos. - The whole thing, Lizette Valdovinos. - Lizette Valdovinos. - That sounds like a Bond villain almost. - Hello, I'm Lizette Valdovinos. How do you guys feel about
Hoodless discarding the bones? Do you guys think he prevented DNA testing because he knew they were her bones and he didn't want anyone to disprove him? - I am glad that somebody
brought up Captain Dipshit. But Hoodless determined that the bones belonged to a man who was short, stocky, and of European descent and
could not be Earhart or Noonan. Unfortunately, after this conclusion Hoodless discarded the bones. - I can't believe this guy! Though to be fair, people like this man are our bread and butter. - That's true. - If these people weren't
so bad at their jobs, this, none of this, we
wouldn't be talking about it. - As a scientist, wouldn't you think that okay maybe one day science will advance to a certain place
where maybe, just maybe, it may go beyond my own hypotheses and maybe I should you
know preserve the evidence so that when that day comes,
we can revisit this case but nah, he was like I don't
think so, so that's the word. Ocean it is. - He could be a big fan of mystery. - Fair point, but he could also be a big fan of being an idiot. - This has been exhausting. - Has it? - A lot of dumb theories on this one. - I think we owe it to the fans to say which theory we believe the most. - I believe she crashed
into the ocean and died. - Yeah that seems consistent
with your beliefs. I think she either landed
on Crab Island or... - You want her to be abducted by aliens. - Yeah I do want her to
be abducted by aliens. Right, let's go crabs one,
aliens two, crashing three and all the spy ones below that. And then at the very bottom of
that, other Bermuda Triangle. - People really love Amelia Earhart. They were fascinated by her and she was a hell of a lady and now she's dead. Ryan what's... (laughs) What are we gonna get this week? More, what, more crabs this
week, what's happening? - No more crabs this week, sorry. - Shit. - Yeah I do enjoy a good crab story, but this one much less whimsical. Much more gruesome. This is like the quintessential murder mystery in a
small room kind of deal. That does it for this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem. Make sure you watch the next episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved this Friday, and then send your questions into the Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook
page which you'll see right here and as he charges up his-- - Oh the big, the final meeting! He's reached her, here comes,
she's on a desert island. She's made her escape to a desert island. - Didn't see this one coming. - But here comes the hot dog guy, that seagull is dropping him from the sky. - Oh he's dropping in the air assault. - And he says Rebecca.
- Rebecca? - Dan. Why did you run from me? I didn't know how to tell you but, we have a son now. - Why did she shoot him in the-- - I don't know. This is Brandon. - Wait I'm so confused. - Hello Brandon, I'm your father, Dan. Why did you try to shoot
me and leave me for dead? That wasn't me Dan.
- It was me. (gasps) - Who is that? - It's me, Pam, your evil twin sister. - Rebecca's evil twin sister? And she's on a crab. - I won't have you two
together, you know I love Dan. And now it's time to die. Mount your crab. - Brandon, step aside. - [Ryan] Oh shit! - This is gonna be a crab joust. - This is a crab joust. - Presented in some pretty
rudimentary animation. - [Ryan] Oh god here comes the charge. - [Shane] Oh no! - Next time on Buzzfeed
Unsolved Post Mortem. - It's not over! (laughing) (eerie music)
