- Hello and welcome to another edition of Buzzfeed Unsolved: Postmortem, a show where we answer your
most pressing questions about the most recent
episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, which was Room 1046. All the questions we're answering
today came from you guys via our Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook page, which you can see right here. And is it time for the
thrilling conclusion to the hot dog saga? - I know you're all waiting,
and I sympathize with you, but I think we got to save it for the end. So, in the meantime, let's go get some snacks from the movie store. (laughter) - That worked.
- Pretty good. And here they go, they're
just all your friends. So, stay tuned. - We'd better deliver at the end then. - Oh, we're gonna deliver. - Okay. Let's move on
to the first question. - Okay, here's one from Carey Murphy. Curious as to why this hotel has locks on the outside of the doors. Could this be the perfect
murderer playground? With multiple people involved? - Murderer playground
(laughing) - Someone goes into the room and the second guy locks the door from the outside so the
victim can't escape? Could the bellboy be in on it? It is a fire hazard. - It is a fire hazard. I agree with that. Were there multiple
people involved? Probably. Could the bellboy be in on it? - Absolutely. - I do think it's odd that he saw a man laying in a pool of
dark substance and was like. - Not my problem. - Nothing to see here.
- Not my problem. Though I gotta be honest, one time, I worked in a movie theater, and I had a section of the movie
theater that I had to clean and I wandered over to a
section that wasn't mine and I walked into the
bathroom and I was like, I guess I'll clean this, I'll
see how this one's doing. And I opened one of the stalls, and there was a turd on
the ground, a big ass turd. Someone just took a turd. - Big ol' peak horn turd. - They just pooped on the ground. And I closed the door, and I
walked out of the bathroom. Someone ditched their underwear too. It had like a little nest. - (laughs) Holy shit. So, you just opened the door,
saw big ol' peak horn turd, and were like, naw. - It was around the time
Speed Racer was out, so someone probably saw Speed Racer, shit their pants, and just
ditched it in the bathroom. - Moving on. Thanks, Carey. - Thanks, Carey. Good ques, good Q. - I'm gonna move on to Cesar Cardenas. The question. This sounds like a
legitimate case of vampirism. Not the phony Hollywood
kind, but Renfield syndrome. Seems like Don kept
trying to get him to feed by finding ways to get the
staff to go into the room. When he kept refusing, Don had
to get rid of his accomplice. That's weird. Did you find out what
Renfield syndrome is? - Yes, it's an obsession
with drinking blood. - That's gross. This probably is a good time to introduce our special guest this episode. He's not gonna drop in from the ceiling. You know what, how about this? We'll cut, and when we come
back, he's just gonna be here. - That's a good idea.
- Yeah. - Whoa. Oh shit.
- Oh shit. Worked like a charm. This is my brother Jake. We had a deal where if he
pretended to be a dead body for me which was, he was Artemis
Ogletree in the video. - [Shane] Stunning performance. - [Ryan] I couldn't find
an actor to do that so. - Jake, when you put
yourself into this role, did you gain any insight?
- Oh boy. - Did you understand the character more? - I just do what Ryan told me to do. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Alright. (laughter) - He showed up and I was like, here's your suit lay on the bed. And he was like, alright, like this? Uuh, can you move can you
move a little bit to the left? Right here? Yeah it's pretty good. Alright, lets roll. - Alright, I guess I was
expecting you know, something, I guess you're not Philip Seymour Hoffman. - No he's not. No he definitely isn't. - This is from a Holly Horsley, oooh, lets see here.
(laughter) At first I was thinking Owen
was into some kinky hardcore stuff with Don that went
a little wrong, but by the end of the episode, this
is what I've come up with. Alright, giddy up here,
Owen was engaged to Louise. But Owen was gay and was in love with Don. He was secretly spending
time with Don in hotel rooms but Louise found out and told her brother. When Louise and her brother
found out about the next rendezvous for Owen and Don in room 1046, her brother broke it up. Lot of, quotes in this one.
- Lot of air quotes in this one, yeah.
- Broke it up. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Lashing out at Owen and killing him. Owen wanted to keep
everything, possibly the shame of cheating on his wife
with a man, a secret. So he never revealed who attacked him. Louise, having truly loved
Owen, wanted him buried in a decent manner, and the brother, guilty of his crime, paid for the funeral. Louise lived close to the
cemetery where she could possibly view the grave from her
second story balcony, or perhaps visit him periodically. I'm pretty sure that's the story here. And that is all that
Holly Horsley has to say. - You know, this is interesting
because this paints Don, not as the villain but instead just, a guy who lost his boyfriend. - A tragic figure.
- Yeah, I actually like this quite a bit, I'm not sure it happened. But it seems likely enough
that it could have happened. - Here's what I'm imagining,
picture this okay. I'm walking into an airport,
I'm about to get on a plane. I need to pick up a good book, to read during on my travels
- wait what's going on now? - I look to the shelf, and what do I see but the latest crime
thriller from Holly Horsley. - Oh shit. - Holly Horsley's got a career here. I take back those horse jokes.
- Detective Horseley. (horse noises and laughter) Lets go to Claudia Schaffner. It may have been taboo at the
time, but does kind of sound like some kind of dom/sub situation. The victim was always waiting
for the other man on the bed and letting himself get
locked in without ever asking for help despite being
alone and with a phone. Who knows why Don killed him. Maybe he was afraid the
younger man would out him and later paid for the funeral
out of a sense of guilt. - I can see this being legitimate, because sometimes these dom/sub things are taken to an extreme. - You seem to be well versed
in the arts of sexual deviance. - What I'm gonna say is
- This guys like a sex Snapple this guy knows his facts.
- A sex Snapple, Shane sex Snapplement. - Are you Snapchatting this?
- What the fuck? - So unprofessional. - Here we got one from
Margaret Rose Skiff, Ryan you got my hopes up for this one saying the little details
really creeped you out, this has been the least
scary episode this season. Shane, what will happen next
in the epic hot dog tales? Jake, was Ryan off in a,
was he a fearful child? - He used to love those Goosebumps books, so he'd read 'em all the
time, and then like in the middle of the night he's
be so scared to go to bed, he'd just stand near my
parents bed just like staring at my mom when she's asleep. - That's horrifying.
- Yeah, yeah. - Jake, we got a new question here huh. - Yep, from Campbell Parker,
after the hot dog saga ends I'd love to hear more
about Ricky Goldsworth and what he gets up to. Maybe in a fictional world he
was friends with CC Tinsley or perhaps DB Cooper? Just a thought. - That's a good, that's,
you see this guy knows how to do a character universe. - [Shane] Is it weird back then that you could just pretend to be someone? - [Ryan] You could still do that today. - [Shane] Nah. - [Ryan] I bet you I could
check into a hotel right now and say my name is uuh Ricky Goldsworth. - Where'd you grow up Ricky Goldsworth? - Oh, I grew up down the road. - Where, no what city? - What's the fuckin' hold up? (laughter) I'm trying to check into a room, and you're giving me a
god damn inquisition! Is this how you treat all your customers? - Alright, that's fair.
- Who do you think you are? - Okay, that's fair
- and I poke him in the chest like this.
- At this point I'm giving you a room, alright? You did it, you're,
you win, you win Ricky. - All I know, is that Ricky
Goldsworth may come back, just don't make him angry. - What, will we like him when he's angry? - Why don't you stop asking me questions? - Oh jesus!
(tense music) - Sorry, sorry I didn't mean
for him to come out like that. Sometimes I gotta suppress him down. - You may be possessed by the
spirit of Ricky Goldsworth. - Naw, I'm not possessed. Shut up! (tense music)
- Yep. - My fucking phone.
- Definitely possessed. - This awkward air right now. Ricky Goldsworth puts everybody on edge. - That's the way I like it. (tense music) - Okay, here's one from
Linda Derakhshanian - Shaneian.
- Derakshaniak? - No. Pretty confidant in themselves in their early sentence here. - 100% a mafia hit.
- 100% a mafia hit here's why. - Here's why, point one, he
was probably a loyal member to the mafia, which is
why he was heard saying, "no I am not hungry" whilst on the phone. Because he was still a
valued and respected member; thus they wanted him taken
care of before his time came. What are they gonna deliver
him a pastrami sandwich? Point two!
(laughter) He got himself involved
with a member's sister, or even the Don's daughter. But ended up cheating on her,
which is why he was killed. He saw the fault in his
ways, hence the agreeableness throughout the entire murder, for he had accepted his wrongdoings. Uuh, yeah, a lot of good
points here, the mob. - Yeah, I think, this is possible, I love the idea of the Don being. (unintelligible mumbles) Like you have a mouth full of blood. - Yeah that the, oh! Did Brando have Renfields syndrome? Do you think Brando
- I was just about to mention - Got sexual gratification from drinking other people's blood? - And that he just loved it
- And next week on BuzzFeed Unsolved
- he loved it so much. Aw he's doing it again. - Wait, do another one. Do one more. - [Shane] Great.
(camera shudder click) - Anyways, what is this week?
- What's this week? - Ooh, this week's good this one goes into murky water, lets just say that. - Yeah, it's pretty good. - And make sure you send
your questions in to the BuzzFeed Unsolved
Facebook page which you could see right here, and
I could see him winding up over here to send us a
new big 'ol ball of shit. - Okay, here we go, as we last left off, do you remember where we were? - I do.
- Okay, great. - We were in the middle of
the middle of the Crab joust. - This is the moment
(dramatic music) The final showdown, the
crabs frothing at the mouth speed at each other rage in their eyes. Pam on one, Dan on the other. Suddenly, we flash to white. - Wait a second, wait, what?
- What? - Just bear with me. The year, 1978 the place,
Studio 54 two sexy hot dogs catch each other's eyes
across the crowded room, and they like what they see. They didn't come here looking for love, but maybe they found it. Who are you? I am Dan, a hot dog. I am Rebecca. Nice to meet you, I love you. I love you too
- This is some great dialogue this is sorkinesqe.
(happy music) - Promise you'll never shoot me Rebecca. - I promise Dan. (laughter) - Promise you'll never shoot me. - I can't say the same for my
- that wasn't funny. - I can't say the same for my evil twin. What's that? Nothing, lets cover ourselves
in mustard and get crazy. Good. - Wait wait, wait wait.
- That was the origin story, I can't believe it. - So, what happened, are we
gonna see the end of the joust? - It's never gonna end Ryan. - [Ryan] That's stu--
- It is gonna end, we'll get there, I just you
know, you gotta draw it out. I was ready to end it last week and then you made it a cliff
hangar so you know what. - I got sucked up into the
vortex, I'll admit that and it was the biggest
mistake I've ever made. - Yeah, but now everyone's
more invested because we know how these two rich, wonderful,
beloved characters met. - You know what, alright
lets just get out of here, I can't.
- Probably. This is. Yeah. We should go.
- I think we're done. It's hot in here, we've been talking about hot dogs for five minutes,
he's sitting next to me. - Jake you ever thrown
a pickle into a pond? - What? (haunting music)
