- Hello, and welcome to another edition of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem, a show where we answer your
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those people that don't-- - Are we bullying them now? Is that what we're doing? - Yeah, I'm gonna bully them. - Oh, look at you over here, too good to subscribe. (Ryan laughing) - All right, let's answer some questions. - [Shane] Let's do it. - Let's start with YouTube today. - Yeah, let's, yeah, that sounds fun. - PinkGrapefruit222 says, "Bobby
Dunbar's living descendants "definitely could still do
a DNA test at this point "to find out if they are related "to Julia Anderson's descendants. "The DNA will still show a relationship, "even several generations down the line." Yeah.
- Yeah. - I mean, it's now just
what, grandchildren, maybe even great-grandchildren
at this point? - Yeah, you could still do it, right? - You could still do it. I wonder if they've seen, I mean, this case has also been
covered by This American Life, and now, us. I wonder if it takes one more, one more media corp to
cover it for them to maybe. - If NPR's doing it. - Yeah, I mean, they
got more pull than us. - Yeah. They're better at their jobs. I'll tell you what, though. A lot of those genealogy
things, they're expensive. Though NPR could foot the bill. - Yeah. - Hey, NPR, why do you
put this one to bed? - This could be the most diabolical 23 and Me test ever given. - Yeah. - I wanna know. I mean, the thing is, I
know it's not my family, so it's not my place to say, but I will say, as just an observer, I'm curious, I would
like to know the truth, but in the end, if these two families don't wanna know the truth, that's their prerogative. - Let's go to Gramtown, huh? Mikbalatbat, "This is probably too late, "but I think they threw
dynamite in the lake, "thinking the dead body would float up. "In Tom Sawyer, people
exploded cannonballs "from cannons in the river
to see if dead bodies "would float up." That did not occur to
us on the day of taping. Bro, we joked about them just searching by throwing dynamite. Of course it makes sense that you'd throw dynamite in a lake. It might dislodge something. - But what if it did blow up the evidence? I mean, it's not like they're doing that with any accuracy. I can't imagine they were like, all right, now put it in this grid, this part of the, this
grid of the fucking river. - I mean, they probably
had some sort of system. Grids aren't a big technological, big technologically advanced thing. - I mean, it's like, what was this? - He'd just say, well, let's
do it in this part of the lake? - Yeah, yeah, I was about to say, this is early 1900s. I think more than likely, they weren't, maybe they did this systematically, but I think maybe it was more like, all right, hit it again, Paul! - The thing about a gator, though. You know, a gator will grab a boy, stash him under a log. - Is that true?
- Yeah. Well, any time they catch
something by the shore, small animal or a boy, they'll drag it under,
stash it under the water so they can sort of go
back to it and feed on it. - Jesus Christ. I'm hoping they-- - So it would be lodged down there, so if they did throw dynamite, whatever would float,
maybe float up, if it got. - Yeah, I mean, I get that. That makes sense, I would just be scared of accidentally exploding. - I mean, if the kid's under water? - Well, if the dynamite sinks, right? - Yeah, the dynamite sinks. - So if it's like sinking to the log, and it a log right next to
where the kid is, ka-boom. - I think it's a grim
way to think about it, but if you're getting a whole package or? - I see what you're saying. - Little bits. You're still like, okay, well, that was under water for a long time. - I just feel like there's gotta
be a better way to do that. That seems so primitive to just be like, let's blow it out. - I mean, nowadays, they drag lakes, but I don't know what their, I don't know if they had that. - They probably use sonar
or something, right? - Maybe. - I guess back then,
dynamite was the best way. I don't know why this went, this question, the logistics of it bothered me so much. - I just wanted to address it, because a lot of people
were calling us dummies for not really figuring that out. - I still think it's-- - And that's fair.
- That's fair. I still think it's a
weird way to do things. - Yeah, yeah, working with what they got. - Let's go to Facebook. Louise Du Cray-Medley, "For Post Mortem, "I'm so confused. "How could a mom not know for certain "that a kid is her kid or not? "Why did she not realize
it until bath time? "I could pick my cat out of a lineup "at like 50 yards." - Well, good for you, Louise. (Ryan laughing) With your cats. You don't know this woman's story. - Yeah, I mean, the thing is, yeah, I feel like I would
be able to, as well, but they did go through
a significant event. - They might be traumatized. They might be clinging to the
hope that it is their child. - I won't pretend that
I understand the plight of looking for my child, and then being presented
with various faces to claim whether or
not that is said child. - Mm-hmm. - I would feel like, that would be a very weird time. So while it does make sense to me that people would be
suspicious of the fact that a parent can't
identify their own kid, there are other factors working here. - I think, also, the brain
is a mysterious thing, and if this woman is
so overcome with grief that she--
- Confirmation bias? - Yeah, she just wants her son back, and if it looks enough like her son. - And he had all the, he ticked the boxes of all the small identifying
marks, like the burn-- - What, he had like
funny toes or something? - Yeah, the burn on the toe, and then he had certain birthmarks. - Yeah, you never know with these things. - I mean, yeah, I could
see how there would be some kind of, I mean, people
have done weirder things in shared delusions, like
those people in France, that dance til they die. - They dance til they died. - Uh, so if people could
dance til they die, I think someone could maybe
misidentify their own kid. Does that make sense? Does that logically make sense there? ♪ Gramtown ♪ - Mollykihn3, "Okay, but what
if Bobby Dunbar is alive? "I know he would be like 110 years old, "and he's watching the ep, and goes, "Oh, shit, I'm not dead, boys?" (both laughing) 110 years old, just
watching Buzzfeed Unsolved. - Yeah, perusing YouTube. - Can you imagine that guy? What if he was a fan of Unsolved? And he just tunes in this week, and was like, this is about me! - Or what if he had been waiting for this, and he was just like, finally! They finally covered me. - Well, Bobby, if you are out there, and you did see this episode, write in. - Send us snail mail. - Wouldn't it be great if
the top comment on this video were just like, hey, it's me, Bobby. I'm good. (Ryan laughing) Very old.
- Very alive. - Chime off, bro.
- Yeah. I don't know. Back to YouTube, yeah. Clare Keough says, "For Post Mortem, "did Julia Anderson have
an answer for the mole "on his neck and the scar on his foot?" - Julia Anderson was the other woman? - The other woman, who
a lot of people believe is the mother of this child. - Yes. - We don't have that confirmation, either. - No, because it's a mystery. - Because of that silly, silly DNA test. - So she didn't have an answer for that. - From what I saw, no, I did not see that. - Couldn't her boy also
have had those markings? - You know, that's something
I thought about right now, is I'm trying to think,
would my mom be able to, like if I were to die today, would she be like, oh, he has
a birthmark under his armpit and he has a mark here and there? Things change. I guess you're probably looking
at your child a lot more when they're younger, 'cause
you're bathing them, right? But I still think there could
probably be certain marks that would escape you. Granted, the one on his
foot was pretty significant. - You know what? Give your babies tattoos. I think that's the solution here. - Property of the Dunbars. - No, not property. Just like-- - Also, I was just thinking of a baby actually at a tattoo parlor, with like a backwards
cap and sunglasses on. Like a toothpick in his mouth, just getting fucking tatted up. - Bring it, show us
tatted baby. (laughing) Let's see tatted baby. He's good. - [Ryan] What's up, nerds? I'm here to get a tat. - Ah, back to Gramtown. This is from pepper.aloni. "For the Post Mortem, Shane and Ryan, "would you rather have a pony or a bike?" - I'm gonna say pony. - I would have neither. I would go for-- - That's not the question. - A ride on that fire
truck, covered in flowers. - That's not the question. - Why was that not a bigger deal? I didn't see anyone in the comments talking about this firetruck
covered in flowers. - Yeah, that's pretty insane. - Can you imagine? - He had a parade. - Yes, so a parade is
good enough, obviously. - Parades kinda suck, but yeah. - I agree. They're a waste of time. - Yeah, they really are. - I would rather, frankly, I would rather a parade
stays still and I walk past, 'cause then I'm not a prisoner. At any point, I can just be like, eh, I'm good. - But the thing was, the
question was about pony or bike. - Neither. - No, you gotta answer one. - A pony, because I'd
like to feed it apples. - Yeah, me too. Exactly, I'd like to brush
it and go (whooshing). (horse neighing) - Yeah, where you sorta grab their muzzle? - No, you could grab the
muzzle and their neck, and just be like, shhh. Come on, girl. - Also, that thing where like, when people have a horse or a pony, and they just sort of casually like, (clicking tongue repeatedly) you know? (Ryan laughing) They always do it like, (clicking tongue) come on, yeah, whoa. (clicking tongue) Yeah, yeah. And the pony's just like
(imitating neighing). - You just make inaudible
noises and click. (mumbling and clicking tongue) (horse neighing and whinnying) - God, I'd love a horse. - Okay. Moving on.
- Let's go back to Gramtown. Here's from paigelee12. "Oh my God, my dad's
name is Bruce Anderson. "I can't believe my dad
has been using an alias "this whole time." You gotta ask your dad some questions. - Yeah. - There's a lot you don't
know about your dad, I think. - Or he could just be
named Bruce Anderson. - Hmm.
- One of the millions. - Hmm, could he? - You're right.
- Sure, yeah. But is your dad a liar? Mm, quite likely. - I mean, most people are liars. - Oh.
- Like you. - What am I lying about? - I don't know. You're good at it. (dramatic music) (Ryan laughing) Here we go for YouTube. Andrew Bueno. "Paul Mizzi is your guy. "I don't know why they
overlooked him so quickly. "He was the last to be with Bobby, "and he stayed three days
longer looking for him. "In those three days, he
could have gotten rid of him. "Case closed, where's my beer?" (Shane laughing) - Give me your beer, boys. - You know, it is weird that they kind of, I don't know how much they
looked into Paul Mizzi. He was, in fact, the only
adult around all these kids. - Mm-hmm. - The kid that was his
favorite goes missing. - Yeah. - That's already grounds for suspicion. - It is a little suspicious, but all the other kids
were also with him, right? - Yeah, but kids get distracted. When I was a kid, I got
distracted by trees. So, you know. If they're out there shooting garfish, that's already so much stimulus there for these kids to wander off. - I used to play t-ball and I would-- - Or stimuli, I should say. - And I would get distracted
by bumblebees and butterflies. - That sounds about right. - They'd be like, Shane! The ball, and I'd be like, huh? There's a monarch. (Ryan laughing) It's stunning. - That's gonna be on my wall one day. The one thing in my mind
that made it seem like, oh, maybe he's not guilty was
he stayed those extra days to try and help find him, but I didn't think about
it from the perspective that yeah, he could be
staying the extra days to clean things up. - Yeah, that's you go above and beyond to try and throw people off. - I really need to find this kid. I'm gonna go back to the spot. - Yeah. - I didn't think about it that way. You know what? Andrew Bueno, good theory. - What is coming up this week, Ryan, for the season finale? - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. Man. - Of Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime. - So a couple things with this case. One, we go on location, which is awesome. - Yeah. - Second thing.
- It's a good ep. - Four people have tried
this, and lost their lives. - Yes. - Which is insane, and I
was very worried about that, and cognizant of that the
entire time I was out there. - Mm-hmm. - In total, about 60,000
people have tried to do what we have done. - Yes. It's an adventure unlike
any we've ever undertaken. - It is unlike anything we've
ever tried on this show. That's all I'll say
about the case for now. It's a very good one. I can't wait for you to see it. - It's really something special. - It's great, it's great stuff. - You're gonna love it. - All right. Well, that does it for this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved Post Mortem. Make sure you watch the
episode this Friday, and then send in your questions to the Buzzfeed Unsolved Facebook page, and the Instagram page, or you know, just comment on the video directly, and maybe you'll be on
the next Post Mortem. - I love it. Our weekly Q&A concluded, I now welcome you to the Hot Daga, a hot dog saga commissioned
by Ryan Stephen Bergara, written by me, and adored
by every single viewer, and if you don't like it,
you can kiss my apple taters. - Okay. - Oh, the parade is
certain ruined in the wake of the dark master's giant, but panic takes hold as the
Onion Station Space Buffet resort and spa begins to crumble. The gang scrambles for a plan of action. All right, folks. What's our plan? Look, Maisie, if I'd known
we were gonna be squaring off against a colossus, I'd
probably have stayed my egg on that stupid planet
full of the dumb guys. Oh, cool, yeah, well,
this is ideal for me. This is exactly how I wanted
to bring back my dead wife. Okay, your tone is
appropriate, and I apologize. Come on, Michael Soup. Think, think, Soup. Hey, wait a minute, everybody. We've all got this pasta here. Why don't we strangle him with it? Say, that's not a bad idea, and Pam, can you do some hot dog magic
to make the pasta extra, um. Extra what? Extra strangly. I can make it sparkle. Wait, hang on. This big guy, this Bitey Man. He's no good? Yeah, he's worse than I used to be. Again, I'm not overly familiar with you. Uh, well, she stunk. She's the reason all
our lives are so shitty. True that. Oh, Maisie, didn't she also
will you into existence, though? And the love of your life? And my acclaimed rock and roll band? Yeah, so? Well, I wasn't really making a point, just illustrating that
she's fairly complex. Hey, fun convo, guys, but I believe Ernie was
on his way to a game plan. Oh, yeah. If this guy's nothing but bad news, why don't we crank this
serenity ray up to a hundred, and turn all the dark energy little? That's how it works, right? Oh my God, yes. I mean, I think. I don't know. It seems doable. Well, it's gonna take
a minute to charge up, but I think we've got,
from the head of parade, from the head of the parade, a blast. Smeech is gone. Smeech! Crank it, Doc. The chicken cranks the
serenity ray up to a hundred. As it begins to slowly power up, a towering, hooded
figure stalks into view. It is the scariest villain
in the history of fiction, including Heath Ledger's Joker. Let me handle this, guys. Just a blast, just blast
him as soon as you can. Pam steps forward. It is so good to finally see you all, and how very tickled I am
to see you here, Pamela. Yeah, well, I started
meditating on my decisions, and felt kind of bad in playing a part in the total destruction of Planet Earth. Too little, too late, I'm afraid. I'm just doing the best I can. You know what? It's worth a shot. Pam, Pam, kazam! Pam's witch blast freezes in midair. - That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard. - Ooh, what's this? - [Ryan] It's actually hurting my heart. - A gift? (cackling evilly) I'm afraid I couldn't
possibly accept this. Pam, what's he doing? Who's deserving of such a
beautiful, shimmering thing? Uh, Ernie, how's that
special project coming along? Uh, 97 percent. Just a few more seconds. Say, you there. Eh, who, me? I think I've heard your
songs on the radio. Gene smiles, and is
struck by the witch blast. Everyone screams, but
it'll be in slow motion, while emotional music plays. No! Gene! (howling) Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, God, we're at a hundred percent. Do it! Gundas blasts the
concentrated serenity ray at the hulking figure. The dark master screams
as his figure is reduced and shrouded in the oversized cloak. (growling) I'm so sorry. I didn't think he could. Shut up, Pam. Gene, Gene, are you okay? I'm (coughing) I'm not great. Look, this place is coming down. We gotta grab the
converter off the persica and hop on board the minestrone ASAP. From the cloak, the
figure screams, Mike Soup. Mike and Gundas freeze. Oh, God. I know that voice anywhere. It's him. What? - His Adam's apple was
stuck in his throat. (choking) - You guys better go,
or we're all gonna die. This is your only chance. Mike and I will stay behind. Well, wait, why? It seems we have unfinished business with the Space Pope, Chili the IX. There's only one episode
left of this season, folks, and it's gonna be a real barn burner, so stick around next week
for the season finale of The Hot Daga: Showdown
at the Space Buffet, only on BUN! - We're crawling ever
closer to being free. - From all of this? - From all that. - Oh, no, no. No, no. (dramatic music)
