Shrek the Third, Pokémon and Minion eau de toilette

hello since the dawn of time one question has tickled the minds of all humanity and that question is what does shrek smell like today we may be able to give you that answer with shrek the third cologned that's what we're gonna call it Cologne aftershave well since it says shrek for boys there's probably not but people old enough to shave because it's for sure why does this exist why what happened in the world that somebody thought you know what we need the third Shrek to have it's our own pissing fragrance we can't please please just give us give us some sort of information on the back to stop this existential breakdown when Shrek married Princess Fiona why is that a different violent act or a much bigger who gets becoming the next king and queen of far far away wasn't part of the plan recruiting donkey and Puss in Boots for a new quest shrek sets out to bring back the rightful heir to the throne nobody cares back in far far away Fiona's jilted Prince Charming storms the city with an army of fairytale villains to seize the throne Fiona and a band of princesses must stop him to ensure there will be a kingdom left to rule what's that got to do with some bloody suspended in alcohol why is going on try me okay Shrek has a rest a train like 2007 this is just the weirdest thing I think somebody gave this to me a book-signing years ago when I found it up the other day is like my god why why Joe what it doesn't matter it physically exists and now we can see you are Shrek's colour who smells like sweat swamp wherever the pus that comes out of those near things he has is I don't know that the face recognition on the cameras picking up shrek is freaking me out slowly right let's do that thing my dad used to do in the 80s of walking the shops and spraying the aftershave on his wrists and probably not ever having any intention of buying it wait what mm-hmm we should still work if I push it down I mean let me jam it into my arm and inject myself with odor Shrek oh yeah yeah you know what I really wish the careers advisor at school and told me this was an option right yeah so what does it smell I'm gonna guess it's just gonna smell a really cheap aftershave like a knockoff brute or Old Spice or something right I'm here I'm not far off and it's not quite high karate but there's a 70s reference for you it just smells of weak really generic must slightly musky aftershow what do you expect really and I've got to say it's supposed to be Shrek the third smells more like Shrek 2 to me you got it wrong guys weirdly there's a little hint of Grosse Pointe blank in it very strange and I think yeah there's a hint of an episode of Star Trek Voyager become a carriage 1 mm weird anyway yes that exists doesn't it but don't worry gotta catch him all because the world needed Pokemon may be specifically Pikachu after shaver when they described this as Oh de toilette toilet water fair enough and yeah that is the phrase oh good this was a top and it that's something little pokeballs style thing on the top I mean a game what child wants this what why does this exist I'll tell you why this exists the same reason that Shrek the third one actually exists Ludacris presents that grandparents can buy it christmas are now aftershave is Billy like Shrek that'll do that's all I can think of I mean Isis it's just boggles the bloody mind doesn't it hugging anything from that prison been sprayed for several years so do this on the other arm because you know wouldn't you Oh God oh that's that's quite potent it's all up be armed with there's something gone wrong now they filled it with no that is genuinely what it smells like it smells exactly like those hand wipes you get a KFC and why is it got pissing Pikachu on it they detect this mate oh my god there's some stuff that even I can't deal with conceptually I think Pokemon odor toilette that smells of the cleaning wipes from KFC spill the other bloody sofa I'll never go well saying that probably fade incredibly quickly oh my god what do you this has given me a flashback I used to work in an office with a woman who would sometimes spray her feet with some sort of lemon spray and it left a sort of weird smell of those KFC wipes in the air that's known pleasant memory anyway my god well I'm gonna go and wash my arms before give us a fresh palates to smell the third fragrance from a deer jump cut you knew it was coming so I thought Sam since he's been given to me I would buy a more recent example so I went for the minions why not as my girlfriend said Oh Dominion Dominion Oh daughter bit I'm confused now there is this dominions name is Eggbert and he likes to eat people's faces I don't know I very nearly managed to get cars three after she does that exist but no sorry that aftershave odor toilette oh my god air val international it's from spain i've been still written since made in spain 7% volume and small fat people throw in a bin apparently so that's something to look out for and you can also point at a passage in the book so yes it's just a very very generic bowl it's vaguely minion shaped bottle actually so this is yellow so god don't tell me smells of lemon again i don't think it does okay much right right hang on wash the arm well spray at the other side anyway oh go great that's going everywhere fantastic all this is very different oh it's terrible holy [ __ ] it just smells of alcohol [ __ ] how that's unbelievable I could do it finally your child can smell like an alcoholic with minions what I want to see it just smells I think it's fading already present gotta last ones it is mostly alcohol but there's almost no scent to it so I get sprayed yourself in bloody cheap Jean or something aunt what a bizarre rabbit hole we've gone down with this stuff and I also wasn't expected to Shrek the third to be the best I mean this this really is a product where the whole bloody range it should not exist why why is there Oh de Toilette marketed at small children I do not know friends but I'll tell you this much it's bloody awful that's just cheap generic stuff as you would probably expect much like this I got some Poundland aftershave years goes very similar to that that is just bloody unbelievable may make a child smell like he's spent all night in a distillery and it's just I don't know I don't know what's going on in the brains of the people who produce there but if you want to smell of lemon cleaning products you can do worse than Pokemon gotta catch more I don't know how you'd do worse I don't know I and this is just this has properly blown me away this stuff I don't know why it exists I don't know why it's so ridiculous this video ends now [Music]

Channel: ashens

Views: 256,357

Keywords: despicable me, minion movie, minion, pokemon toys, pokemon, pikachu, eau de toilette, cologne, aftershave, perfume, ashens, review, funny, shrek, shrek the third, animation (tv genre)

Id: 4NT7p7puwtU

Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Fri May 31 2019