My Rent-A-Boyfriend Applications (I'm serious)

ah yes welcome to the annual connor does something very very questionable video i did a very questionable thing now i know what you're thinking yes the title of this video is very questionable and i'm sure chris hansen is waiting just to jump at me and call me a predator but but wait wait there's an explanation and it's anime now i recently have been watching rent-a-girlfriend it's one of my favorite animes of this season amazing show please go watch it if you haven't so i've decided to become a rental boyfriend of my own and offer my services to you at home the viewers to go on and yes it's a really dumb idea this is part one of this video series there will be another part coming out directly after this video in about five days or so so stay tuned so here is the form that i put out 48 hours ago and we have had how many applications have we had 2 700. okay this is going to take a long time to get through but before we go over the responses i have to show you my big brain nay gigabrain form this form is the form of all forms let's pretend like i at home i'm doing the form myself right we have an email address f gmail.comconnor that's my name obviously so we're filling it out as you would last time i did a video similar to this i got a bunch of people who are like where where corner think about the little miners fools i am hyper intelligent as you guys already know i've already beaten them these miners do not stand a chance you know why i have one simple way are you older than 18 they can't it's genius how'd i never think of this let's say i'm a miner myself right i'll click no of course i'm not older than 18 right and boom the form is over you lose you get nothing good day let's say that the miner is a what's the fish you want smart one dare i say this miner is smart enough to click yes right is your favorite anime black butler now that that is a connor you're any miner immediately will jump at the opportunity to say yes and then they'll be taken to this page yikes i'm not into someone who's favorite show is black butler which is also very true you want me to pretend to be a butler and [ __ ] nah man i'm too lazy for that goodbye get out of my quiz you believe you can beat me in video game okay real cute yes no human being is capable of beating me in any form of video game this is true oh let's say they're smart enough to realize this is a trick question and i just want to feed my ego and get everyone to admit that they can't beat me in video games smart very smart this is the final test have you ever watched jojo's if no would you do it for me let's say you know you haven't watched it and that's normally the case with miners because their brain is too undeveloped to appreciate jojo's unlike my own of course very developed blame i can't take myself seriously okay let's just say they've had no right not watching jojo's and not being willing to is the biggest red flag it's true okay i'm not trying to say that they should change themselves but i do think being able to grow as a person is good and that's a lot of [ __ ] that i just made up the real reason is that i really want something to talk about on the date and if they're willing to watch it well i can just spam them with references because eventually they'll give a [ __ ] why do you have so many camera angles connor doesn't it kind of seem a little like unnecessary listen i make the rules here okay all right and now if they click yes they are actually presented with the actual form itself why do you need a rental boyfriend very standard question why would they need one you know what what reason do they have i need to make sure that the right people are getting this service because i mean i just i just want content really that's kind of what's going on here what makes you the perfect choice i want them to really sell themselves here and then i ask with a follow-up question what talents do you have can you rap voice act cosplay dance sing poem so iron really fast literally anything if so please provide links or examples listen i could make some reason up but i just want content i really just need content for this video we all have flaws right we're all human i want to know that they are humble enough to know that they have some flaws if you were chosen and you were to rent me as your boyfriend how would our fake edate go think carefully as this will actually happen if chosen anything at all and then what is instagram twitter in one sentence tell me why you are the only choice i love that one just because i want to see people who uh don't do one sentence i really like that all right let's have a look at the overall answers on the the trip up questions to see who tripped up on the are you older than 18 97.5 of people said yes rip to those 69 people who shouldn't have filled this out is your favorite anime black butler a resounding 98.2 no answer those poor 49 people who just insisted on liking it you were removed you believe you can beat me in video games 82.3 percent of people said no and 17.7 percent of people said yes shout out to those 17.7 percent of people who said yes the rest of you are simps i bet over half of you don't believe that but you just did it just to sim for me that's kind of yikes have you watched jojo's if no would you do it for me 99.1 percent said yes what i don't believe that why do you need a rental boyfriend i'm already seeing uh a patent here i'm lonely i'm lonely i am lonely i am lonely because i'm lonely i'm horny okay okay that's i appreciate the honesty i want to lick you like brutality did would you know i just want to feel someone and feel loved maybe oh my god this has turned into very sad come just can't we're gonna do what we always do we're gonna press ctrl f and we're gonna see what words come up let's see how many people wrote the word sex a hundred and three people wrote sex in their application what is this oh hello connor i know i look terrible i catch the colds cold in this kind of environment yo that's a no that's a no i don't know what it could be a caller you're also [ __ ] yourself the past days i know that so we are both suffering that's something that connects us right now you're [ __ ] i [ __ ] too let me show you my special talent i can lick my elbow only one percent of humankind can lick your elbow look at this oh oh oh damn did you see that impressive right did i see it what do you mean did i see it you got you went in on that elbow what do you mean did i see it did i do that how the [ __ ] let me put him down as the maybe in one sentence tell me why you are the one and only choice i have never watched black butler in my he's sold dammit get him in right now we're done we're dating him right now damn that was a really loud slap i i didn't mean to slap that left let's just scroll let's pick a random email let's see what goes on okay daisy let's see what you've put why do you need a rental boyfriend i'm not ready to purchase a real one what makes you the perfect choice steel bull run is my favorite part and jaira is my favorite person to ever exist so you know i have good taste i feel like they know that gyro's aptly is my favorite character they're playing into me here wait i just realized what talents do you have i can sing all the jojo openings even though i know zero japanese and have a terrible singing voice and then for the we're all human we have our flaws what's yours they put i can sing all the jojo openings even though all right that's pretty funny why do you need a rental boyfriend because why not what makes you perfect because kit why not what talents do you have no what flaws do you have all of them if you were chosen and you were to rent me as a boyfriend don't do it this is jennifer oh my god jennifer you've written a lot okay let's go through this i need some of that action so if you could spare me but a crumb of your thunderous clapping dummy thick monkey brain of yours i would be honored also i'm a 21 year old woman who has never had a boyfriend before so a test driver virtual dating would be nice without being with stinky boys in person that's fair that's fair enough actually what makes you the perfect choice now they have they have not spared any detail these other shrimp chip [ __ ] can't compete with me i have a lot of free time so i can binge watch jojo not too my own horn here but i can fall pretty hard into fandoms i suck at video games so you can beat me at that and feel better about yourself i also was a violent kid in kindergarten i was in line minding my own business some juvenile chad kept touching my ear and giggling i turned around and told him to stop but he kept doing it so i turned around and kicked him in his not even dropped balls boy dropped to his knees as he should have jennifer i hope you're not this violent now you sound like a very violent kid what are your talents jennifer i can pole dance do aerial hammer what's an aerial hammock oh like that oh does that not hurt the cooch very impressive okay i also have a pole at home to practice so that can be incorporated into your video i can sing in many different languages i can sing songs in chinese japanese spanish french vietnamese korean they even sing songs with languages with no meaning like from legend of zelda and from near they've linked to all of this let's have a look at the aerial hoop what is that upside down heart for you was this for someone else jennifer were you were you sending this [ __ ] to someone else huh you sending me snapchats that you were using to chat people up jennifer i can do that give me a hoop suspended from a ceiling i'll do that playing around with silks okay wow looks like you're getting tangled in it is that okay in one sentence tell me why you were the only choice you must be 18 years or older to attend classes at my paul slash aerial studios so i'm not lying about my age i'm sold jennifer we're going on any day how would you like your name to be addressed willy very promising why do you need a boyfriend because i can't flirt if my life depended on it and therefore need to skip the dating step and go straight to the part where you just sort of tolerate each other sounds really healthy i like it also my actual legal name given from my parents is willie written on my license passport door everything what wouldn't you give to your to say you're dating an actual willy okay that's pretty funny i didn't laugh claire what a lovely name i am missing a strong father figure in my life i'll send you feet pics and call you dad i am the creator of the fur bong furby bong yeah that is a that is a furby and a bong i lost my testicles in a testicle accident what is a testicle accident can someone define the traits of a testicle accident in one sentence tell me why you were the only choice i know you want those feet pics you nasty little what the [ __ ] i'm sick and tired of my family asking me when i'm going to introduce them to my romantic partner i am bored out of my [ __ ] mind dying over here if i have to talk to my brother about anime one more time i will eat my own fist i am as chill as a cooler but not really i'm so far away that breaking quarantine would never be an issue i am good at picking stuff up with my feet i used to do ballet and rugby i can make bracelets is this going to put me on some kind of like weird fetish watch list are you kidding me i can do it better get out of my way i'm taking the socks off there it is my foot okay wait okay well easy first time i didn't fail at all okay actually though just picking up that pen was quite difficult i have no idea how he picked up a book if you were chosen and you were to rent me as your boyfriend how would our fake e-date go first i'd show you around my country small ass south american it's an e date i don't want to see your country with google maps and street view okay i spoke too soon i want to feel what it's like owning someone with the power of money i have money and i've been a sugar baby before so i can empathize with your voice acting writing mixing catfishing people on instagram making memes and having a dump truck of an ass that's your talents what's this ass oh you're nasty you got me you got me if you were chosen and you were to rent me as your boyfriend how would our date go eat the finest of weeb foods together this includes the cup ramen you probably have in your kitchen we watch a sad movie that will make you cry okay i pay you and we never see each other again i like that last part i'm gonna put you down as a maybe what is your name rich why do you need a rental boyfriend why buy one when renting is so much cheaper i'm a neat so you know you're getting someone reliable couldn't you argue it's not reliable because you don't have a job or anything finn why do you need a rental boyfriend finn let's find out horny need femboy what's your name casey but pronounced like jason statham okay jason say them i'm the ass ketchum of the yowa universe and i need to catch them all love calculator says we are a 75 percent match whereas everyone else is about 38 let's have a look if that's the case connor anyone else anyone 16 yeah i guess so i guess so what about connor and kermit maybe that'll be right 75 percent what talents do you have i could have beaten giga can i could have beaten him too talented with a crossbow when i was 15. this is my supposedly toy crossbow but if you put a real arrow in it i wore an eye patch for two weeks after this okay good to know can down a pint at a very mediocre pace okay we've got a video of this okay let's let's have a look at this the good pace [Music] i can do it faster than that start off 1v1 in chess approve my first talent and then we'll order similar food crack open a bottle of tesco prosecco and talk about life everyone loves a little backstory all right okay i like that why do you need a rental boyfriend nick i've never had a relationship before i want to know how it feels like to be in one that's just sad i don't think this is the best way nick what makes you perfect i have watched close to 400 anime making me a perfect candidate to date a weeb such as your excellency plus i aspire to become a voice actor if i ever get the chance all right now you're just sucking my ass talking with professional yeah yeah yeah kiss my ass more nick i have a really deep voice now the only thing i did that was recorded was joetro slash dear impression but the audio isn't the greatest let's listen all right that was a pretty good aura okay i'll give you that i wasn't impressed until you bust out the aura damn he's really good at doing the quiet one like i can't even do that i'm putting you down as a maybe sir okay lupe why do you need a boyfriend my friends all have boyfriends and i honestly feel left out when they talk about them around me i think showing off a rental boyfriend as awesome as connor would boost my confidence and definitely make my friends jealous as soon as they hear that deep and soothing voice of yours starting off with a compliment good move i can follow along decently to a bob ross painting tutorial and i can teach my dog some cute tricks i want to put that to the test can you really the last thing we would do is play some video games chess would be a blast or even apex even though i'm super new at it alright lupe if that is your real name i'm into that why do you need a rental boyfriend iago lobo i have yaoi hands my fujoshi friend shipped me with other guys and i'm very lonely i've been home for five months god it's depressing reading these isn't it why is everyone so lonely you guys not like play games masturbate what do people do nowadays you'll feel very protected because i'm very tall 187 centimeters my hugs are very comfy and often can cure people's pain is that because you just snuff them out of existence when you're hugging them like it can't be pain if you're dead i'll respect your space and not show pictures of my cop why would you bring that up i've tried to voice that through my adolescence but life got on the way i plan to get back into it once i finish my graduation yeah it wouldn't be bad if it didn't sound like you're in a [ __ ] event we can do some voice acting you can give me some advice and do a short anime slash henty scene together sure let's do it i'll put you down florence oh i've always liked the name florence it's a really nice name what towns do you have i'll go with poems because i'm working on other stuff here's a poem it sucks that at home we have to stay but i passed the hours watching you cosplay you must hear this all the time i know connor i'm your biggest fan i saw your channel grow i can't say i'm your biggest supporter or fan because we all support you it's you we stand we all love your content everything you do every week we wait for something new i hope you read this and have a lovely day thank you for your time and letting me express my thanks in my own way beautiful poem hello cisco we don't need anything in life it's all distraction from the cold and feeling void that is inevitable for all of us okay calm down what towns do you have and they've just linked me to a r slash pillow talk or there it's a grog noise to me i figured i ought to introduce myself yo why do you sound like gorg from the avengers oh yeah don't mind if i put my pp in you i'm orc your name and how you'd like to be addressed tiger very easy i can do that i want a cultured fellow to talk anime with me not the basic shonen stuff either give me that real culture my boy what talents do you have voice acting i was casted it's actually just pronounced cast let's listen to your demo reel all right wait what is that is it a blue yeti to be recognized by his majesty himself is quite the honor not bad i think we can clean it up god like rhythm game player i can play them all okay let's have a look [Music] looks easy enough what the [ __ ] i'm already sold what else do you got on this let's just seal the deal here in one sentence sell me i am dummy thick and you'll be missing out on the great time i'm sold why do you need a rental boyfriend lucy who doesn't la mao okay that sounds like i'm lonely well you can tell i have great speech skills okay great start i am very good at sleeping and my beat saber progress is pretty epic i can figure skate what's this [ __ ] angle lucy what monster filmed this lucy did you set this camera up i'm trying to enjoy this and i can't i'm furious i'm perfuming lucy i'm gonna i want to get you on call just to scold you your name you be why do you need a rental boyfriend because of all the dudes in my dms asking me to be their job bro sad face i need an alpha male to ward them off that is me of course that's me what makes you the perfect choice i am the thick clumsy anime manga loving artist passionate lover that everyone wants i'm a sculptor that's cool very cool the rook's a little wonky though all right that is very very cool i am the only choice because the jojo god himself hirohi kodak he praised the lord came down from his pearly gates and personally appeared to me in a vision claiming that i am the chosen one you can put as many commas as you want there that was not one sentence and i'm gonna roast you for that i'm pretty good at comedy here's one of my stand-up gigs and it's a link to the [ __ ] rick roll yeah there we go see i don't even have to talk i'm not even gonna give you the satisfaction of getting how many people did this can we get a clap for six people who are the unfunniest people on earth congratulations now that we've gone through a bunch of these i'm getting tired as you can see it's getting dark outside and i have to keep turning the iso up on the camera let's see what funny things people have put ass 588 mentions of ass okay good boobs only 14 mentions of boobs okay a hundred mentions of suck okay let's see how many people put the word lonely take a guess i'll wait two seconds that is a lot that is a 390. it's been an interesting video we've seen some good applications some semi-competent applications very mediocre applications very horny applications what's up with that and all round applications that just make me want to stop doing this video why are you like this why are you all like this yes i have more camera angles i never have less camera focus on my face my face not my knee god damn it i'm done with you i'm done with multiple camera angles so we've got some very strong applications here so if you want to go ahead and see some of them in the next video go and click that link up there on the description down below or on screen right now it's going to pop up any second because we're doing the outro so if you did enjoy this part make sure to look out for that part it'll be up in around five to seven days depending on when you're watching this video or if you're watching this like a week after it's been published it's available right now go and enjoy part two i love you all go and check out my patreon all that good stuff on my other videos blah blah blah i stream on twitch occasionally too now so go and check that out and trash taste thank you for trusting me with your information and this terrible terrible terrible application process [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

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Keywords: Anime, Rent A Girlfriend, CDawg, CDawgVA, Girlfriend Application, Girlfriend, Application, Gf, Funny, Memes, Meme, Cdawg, Boyfriend, Bf Boyfriend Applications

Id: TnAriX4IL7c

Length: 20min 50sec (1250 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020