I Bought $60 "Cosplays"

if we shove a rod exactly here he will screech at the power that no human man can comprehend thus we will free all of the stone people save the universe and get a fun science lesson at the whole time all right rise up fellow cosplay gamers it's that time again i've got way too many packages and you've got way too much free time that's my address don't show that don't don't show that please haven't done don't leave that all right let's get on let's jump right into it gamers how you guys doing today i'm all right hello this is probably like the worst collection of cosplays i've ever done you say that every day no no no i've only been on this series once and i'm definitely terrified just between between you and me right i just eaten before i've recorded right like if i look a little chubby i don't want any comments letting me know that i want to only see comments saying wow connor you look real healthy all right we've got too much time and too many cosplays let's close the door and find our foot you didn't see anything back to business all right let's pick one oh oh i know what this is this is so damn loud it's like they made it the loudest material ever so i can't make videos like this jokes on them i don't give a [ __ ] about quality on this channel is that like invisible bra straps what is that i wouldn't know i don't wear bras often i think that's a bra i guess let's just start with this don't look youtube i promise this is monetizable content please just don't look wait what does this go that's how else but on brawls right i see a slight problem with this design already it's not tight enough that means i need to redo this isn't it ah cosplay is pain bro whoever said cosplay was easy is a [ __ ] liar and i want my money back it's all too big if i do this it works but at what cost i'm supposed to be trish from jojo's bizarre adventure part five i don't know if any of you guys can tell that wait i have an epiphany is this what the straps are for help i can't keep my clothes on they're coming to take me i'm gonna be naked oh bro where's that sticky finger at when you need him you know what i mean jesus christ there's kids outside my window hello kids would you like to cosplay with me i'm going to prison i shouldn't do that just imagine it you've been carrying this hunk of meat the whole journey with you she's done nothing but complain then finally she shows up and she hits you with her stand power i'm actually really sad i felt like this could have been a good cosplay but the size did not come through already yeah three two one open your eyes you're wearing a bra well it's it's a kind of bra that's what she wears what are you lifting like well cause like i gotta do this to keep it on otherwise it falls down everything falls down this is too big you do look like if my like third grade like mathematics came to life oh oh god for a split second i thought you were like a gentleman of you know those uh those cod soldiers from alice in wonderland why would i cosplay something that specific joke that's why because i looked at your thing and i was like oh math relax your body like let's like no it'll all fall down if i relax my brother relax no she just wants to see no no no it's basically all gonna fall no try try to relax let me see what's cracky just wants me to get demonetized on my channel yeah definitely you know trish was one of my favorite female characters in jojo until now let's get the [ __ ] out of this this one sucks is this one what do they buy to give you a bit of uh reference i buy these months in advance so i totally forget what i've ordered and uh i really hope this isn't what i think it is oh no this is already too short are you kidding me these animals have given me a shirt with buttoned cutouts marked but not actually cut out so i can't put my buttons through it why oh jesus there's more that's tiny ow ow my arms my huge muscular arms all right let me get these on how short are these shorts my boxes are the same length oh that ain't going out let's get the coat on ah what is this how do i hello it's me eloise trance all right let's do some aloe's chancy dumb how much more intimidating would alloy's trancy be if he actually looked like this he's like oh you want sebastian yeah oh sebastian it's me eloise trotsy i love you what are these booty shorts does my butler good in them at least what are we saying guys out of ten is anyone sebastian can i have a sebastian i just need a little sebastian not a lot just a little just a little bit please i'll even make season two go away i promise just a little bit just a little bit of sebastian a little schmeckum must be a fever dream to watch me if you haven't seen black butler season 2 congratulations don't watch it all right close your eyes gamers okay have you guys seen black butler yeah all right i'm aloise trancy have a look oh dude these these are booty shorts i did it i didn't even recognize it i thought i was wearing boxes like they look like swim trunks no i immediately saw the shorts i mean it's not that bad well no it's bad oh oh oh there it goes was that the fabric or was that a bone would you give it out of 10 guys just because it paints a story okay extra points for this extra points for like the story so i'll i'll give it like a five yeah i'll take a five all right let's take this one off good cheeks am i right no the best cheeks all right let's get the next cosplay oh this looks interesting ah oh why does it smell it smells like fresh diaper what the [ __ ] please fit me ah yo this might fit me where does this go this is our belt this is not our belt this doesn't look like it can be a belt this is it fellas we're gonna save humanity everyone's turned to a stone but that's not a problem because we're here we are big brained individuals i have the shoes these do not look comfortable i should have bought a wig i did actually buy a senko wig i'm just an idiot how do i look do i look like a genius a smart man say no more i already know the answers to those questions because i have such a large brain oh what's that we need to save the population everyone's turned to stone yeah just get the potion from the batcave put it on the the stone people and they release if you aren't familiar with dr stone don't worry i'm gonna basically give you a summarization of every single episode we can't we can't advance any further to save this human civilization there must be some way um use my gigabrain that's it i know exactly what we can do this is the answer to all our problems if we harvest him for all of his organs we can make electromagnetic pulses if we shove a rod exactly here he will screech at the power that no human man can comprehend thus we will free all of the stone people save the universe and get a fun science lesson at the whole time isn't that right all right gamers are you ready yeah sure oh it's falling apart oh my god aki peeked oh no i thought i thought we were allowed to look i'm already looking what oh it's dr stone it's actually not that bad that's actually not that yeah are you one billion percent sure that it's not that bad i like how he's a mega genius but he has to write that on his thing everything else he remembers except for the except for the equation that everybody knows that again would you do a fan meet in that sure why not should we do it the next convention at the bar that like connor has set up i'll probably give this like an eight or nine i'll give it like an eight yeah an eight it's all downhill from here it's good sir isn't it as much as i love this outfit it's time to mix it up baby this is a good costume though i'm keeping this one this is in the keep pile for sure sadly all good things must come to an end except the sea dog va youtube channel if you go and hit that subscribe button the fun never ends especially for my editor evan who has to stare at my ass here you go evan it's on the house next cosplay you have three seconds to guess what this could be okay let's get on with it i love it when they're all one piece dude makes it my life so much easier this smells like it's been sanitized very heavily and i'm down for that oh okay uh send help please oh no no no no no this is a bad idea but i'm gonna i'm gonna commit to it look at my arm i'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose circulation let's make it quick boys i'm gonna lose circulation in my blood if i don't finish this cosplay i'm going for the world record speed run of cosplaying can you guys guess what it is yet before i lose circulation in my arms oh jesus christ that's terrifying [Music] oh god i can hear my voice resonating in my head oh [ __ ] me i'm losing circulation in my arms my voice is shaking the mask so my ears are ringing every time i talk but damn does my voice still sound i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm the [ __ ] bunny from these stars you guys watch b stars if you haven't watched b stars please go and do it it's amazing evan is this scary it feels scary look at me evan basically the girl from b stars is just like this oh oh hey there i couldn't help but notice uh you have a penis can i have that could i have a go on that could i please just just a little suck come on one little suck please why is this thing so huge jesus christ i can't breathe in this thing all right open up oh b stars i love that scene where she like gets on her knees and this is my sleep paralysis demon that would be the scariest thing to wake up it's actually not that bad it it oddly fits i just probably wouldn't talk to you if i saw you at a con man this video got cursed very quickly yeah no this is going to be on our slash crushed images i just want you guys to know it's japanese summer right now and uh it's really hot and i am very white if you haven't noticed you know it makes me think how can white people take over anything when like i leave my house and i'm like oh oh the temperature's rather inconvenient oh jesus um oh there's a zipper here thank god oh no that waste is that is a small waist on the count of three i'm going to jump and force this on me and if it doesn't work one two three why do i look like david bowie if he was a failed rejected artist come come on to me ah my nuts i'm birthing my own camel toe it's so strong does it look bad how badly did i rip it oh the whole back i blew the whole back out i'm supposed to be cc from code geos but i don't remember her ripping her ass all right gamers let's get this on i hate wigs so much you guys better appreciate the suffering i put into this [ __ ] i like this i like this a lot i don't like this i don't like this at all what do they do i don't want to rip it anymore because joey and aki still needs to see it lelouch save me oh no i'm stripping by accident oh no all right open up joey that's terrifying take it off it's c2 oh yeah this is ah i think it starts oh god what happened to the crotch area dude is it ripped yeah if i turn around you'll uh can i see all right okay jesus oh my god oh oh i didn't realize that c2 had such prominent like camel toe going on all right gamers what would you give this out of 10 before i leave uh i'll give it a c two out of ten oh [ __ ] that's a good idea oh no that wasn't good i hate you all right i'm taking this [ __ ] off before i demonetize my whole life we got one cosplay left i know you guys are very sad to see you know the end of another cosplay video you know i don't make them often they take a while but it's gonna be a banger i promise can any of you guess what it is you know i don't always like to buy cosplays from shows that are trending right now i kind of like buying the classics you know what i mean what is this that looks like it's gonna fit me come on come on cosplay i know i'm thick but please none of these have fit me well today that's what she wears right that's how she wears it how does she wear it panty from panty and stalking okay this is already [ __ ] up all right well this is supposed to go around my waist let's be realistic here gentlemen that's not gonna happen you know what i'm gonna just tie myself up with it oh my god this head is tiny ah get it out of my eyes hi what the [ __ ] is this what is this that wasn't supposed to happen i feel like i've just came out of harajuku in japan and i'm like ugh don't talk to me i make way more money than you oh yeah you wouldn't know what it's like to be poor jessica i hear evenito is a bit of a simp that's kind of lame thinking am i just scenting over someone hey guys editor evan here just wanted to point out i am not a in fact i'm no longer a pokemon tier three sub as of this morning and to be fair i had to unsubscribe because he doesn't pay me enough money this is how it feels when my hair is one millimeter too long i guess it's rather fitting that the one character you're supposed to be like [ __ ] really made me look really [ __ ] you know i can't see anything but i'm assuming i look pretty hot ah okay you can open oh penny and stocking yeah it's stalking yeah stocking but where are your stockings where are your tits and ass you've got nothing going on i'm disappointed i don't remember stockings bow tie being like it was on her back i don't know who they made this was an xl by the way oh for who children i'll give you a three for that she just gets the kid i mean she does i mean yeah she basically does so you might as well strip further ah jesus i'm just kidding i'm so tired i hope you guys enjoyed this video where i cosplay your favorite characters let me know down below which was your favorite cosplay mine personally was the senko one because it fit me why do none of them ever fit me i checked the size i measured myself how is it so wrong evan i swear to god if you don't order me good cosplays that are better than this next time i'm gonna have words with your manager that's me by the way so which one was the best cosplay guys [ __ ] i killed this one it was for good right in like a really creepy way i think your dr stone was the best oh yeah the mighty sound was pretty good that mask is like one percent from being good and it just makes it creepy the side profile is not very flattering yeah and i don't don't turn slowly like that i hope you beautiful weaves had a good day i have been your local japanese uh resident crackhead if you guys did enjoy this video please smash that like button share it around and do all that fun stuff and let me know down below what characters you want to see from me uh i i want to take more suggestions from you guys so please in the comment sections let me know down below which characters you want to see and which were your favorite from this episode so i can kind of get a grasp of your taste but without further ado i've been your boy sea dog i'ma leave you beautiful weebs to it have a beautiful day don't trip on a wig not gonna do that today see you [ __ ] this cosplay fit me and i know that i look [ __ ] sexy i don't want to hear another word evan i'm not paying you for this 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Length: 15min 49sec (949 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020