Anime Prank Calls - SCAMMERS!

[Music] Thanks online support this is Matthew all may help you today hi yes so I'm babysitting a child of mine his name Xia and he was on the computers and for some reason he's been visiting some web sites and there's a pop-up here on his screen and so haunting get down yes so the on the PC there's this pop-up and I think he broke it hey so what do you that you expecting for me to do well I was hoping you would fix it because the numbers say odd numbers your system has been infected this little did that could you read the exact oh well I mean I don't want to hurt my eyes by looking at it so you cannot read the exact well I can read some of it but if I look at it for too long my eyes begin to hurt I I see okay so uh what you can do is read you can consult an eye specialist first okay or you can before this child's parents to come back first and let them down this okay well no they'll be very furious at me for allowing this to take place so you understand why I have to I have to fix this right now why would you blame because I'm supposed to be watching the child not let him go on the interwebs and look up all the kind of pornography those kids watch watching him watching pornography he was watching pornography I come in and I see him on the screen and then there's pop-ups everywhere and I'm trying to fix the system I got you so you were not babysitting you were not doing your job to judge me I'm asking you to help me it give me give me and the parent cell phone number let me contact them no you're gonna note I can't have that you're not reading the complete message I cannot help will you but the child is trying to enter the room sorry don't tell the parents I said that next time next time you use abusive words on this profession call I will disconnect this phone I'm not talking to you I was talking to the child come on I don't want to hear okay I apologize sir my fantasy was I want to hear any abusive words in this professional call sorry now what's your company what's my country is this not Windows tech support yes it is okay well fantastic I have a problem with Windows why does the issue that you have you keep on saying you know they're not closing properly I open the window air comes in and it won't close okay okay I can let me ask you this okay and if you answer this question honestly okay then you are okay if you don't answer this question honestly then I will prove to you that you are a liar oh gosh / hey yes hey now you said that you cannot see there's a problem in the eyesight so you can read some of them but you cannot read the complaint no you see I have selective vision you have select ways yes explain me what it's for essentially I I see the truth and I ignore them in the world you know by viewing it with my eyes which windows computer do you have windows fixed or Windows five those don't exist are you are you an idiot do your tech support person and you think there's a window six and five or which one do you have I have Windows 10 you know the current version there is no way there's no windows 10 windows and your tech support yes of course you are well clearly I am because you don't know there's a Windows 10 so you are the apparently so then fix the problem yourself ok and stop calling this what are you calling me what is the job of a babysitter can you explain look after the child why are you saying child now why are you saying child now child trying it the person I'm looking at now even no no no no no no you said child you said child that's illegal now it's your job it's preposterous so I say saying the word child is apparently illegal to you is it no no you know Charlie doesn't know a single or inattentive child I was saying trout explains you can here is the deal there is an open I refuse to do us on offer with you so yeah let's drop you go your way I go my way ok let me speak with your manager why do you have a manager your business who is operating the ship there's no business Oh exactly there's no business the G is up I see you're you're admitting that you don't have a business I'm interested what would you like this is fantastic we're like what's the pressure what's the specials the special is the sweet potato and chili flake but that's not special to that's an entree sir this is sweet potato with children what a bear disgusting remind monitamon we meal oh then you can even go for our latest ice cream you have like chocolate flavor chocolate truffle we got like almond do you have cookies and cream yeah we have cookies and cream listen I apologize to say the restaurant is garbage you know clearly you have some standards if you have chocolate chip and cream I mean you know do you have coffee perhaps yeah we've got cold coffee we got hot coffee or we don't serve hot coffee when we deliver because it it leg turns tall so we don't want one old pop it at ten listen I want to talk with the supervisor of this restaurant this is appalling let me let me transfer the call to the supervisor okay thank you very much thank you are you the supervisor of this restaurant yes so I ordered an iced caramel macchiato earlier and it was it was disgusting I would like a refund what the iced caramel macchiato your friend just told me this is a restaurant he said this is a restaurant no no no I'm done with you you know you this this serving has been appalling and I won't stand for it any longer call them Microsoft this is Paul Johnson homie ass this is today hello yeah hello hi I just wanted to inform you about an amazing offer thank you for calling Microsoft okay I know thank you up can you guys stop hanging up on me I'm just trying to tell you about the great deal of using the coupon code c-dawg on buck walker the buy great digital manga like attack on titan thank you for calling Microsoft this is Peter how may I help you yeah hello I've got an issue and I I died what to do sure you but you see the problem is is that buck Walker are doing a deal with me anywhere if you use the coupon code see dog and get six hundred yen off the manga but it just seems too good to be true I just can't Matt rub my head around it okay so what is the problem now the problem is that the deal with buck Walker is just too good to be true and use the code once for free oh hey Peter it's me again how you doing I just wanted to tell you about the great deal that book Walker offering Peter turbine manga using the coupon code sea dog Rambo Qualcomm to get amazing digital manga I don't want that how is that related to your computer Peter Peter it's a fantastic deal why wouldn't you want it what is deal what is the good about that deal what is so good about that deal I'm glad you asked Peter let me explain so normally a manga could cost anywhere between you know five and eight dollars you get five dollars free towards an anchor but I don't I'm not interested in reading the book but you get the coupon code Peter why would I want the coupon code I'm not interested in the book I'm glad you asked Peter it's because you get a free five dollars to spend no questions asked how can I help you hey is Peter there not be here at not around right now because you asked for Peter we were having a conversation ollie hold on I can help oh yes I found you how you doing buddy are you the mother fetus again how wow that's not very nice [Music] thank you for calling online technical support how may I help you oh hi I was checking my bank account and when I was doing that this pop-up came up and I'm kind of worried because you know that's my bank account where I keep all you know my money and things okay and what kind of message you are getting through where you come to it said my computer is infected with something I probably was my friend desire but it's my personal computer but I don't need to worry about it so you're speaking to a certified technician oh my fantastic now what do you see on your printer I see this number and a pop-up that says my computer has been blocked and infected okay now look over your keyboard sir on the very left side bottom corner on the very I can't see my keyboard on your keyboard on the very left side bottom corner do you see or ctrl-c our control yeah it's called the control key I see I want you to hold down that Windows key sir along with it but the letter R together at the same time - Romeo all right all right sir control windows are like are for pirate right in the ROG boxer I want you to go ahead and type in there type in there I like him in tirana type the letter R hey I like Indiana I like it laughs oh okay I mean I'd be fine just known each other but I suppose you know we could maybe talk it out sorry well you just said you're in love with me or something that seems kind of weird yes I'm I'm not in love with you not yet at least you seem kind of nice but you know I never said I am in love with you I said L oh so my desire it's you you said you loved me but it's whatever shall we continue typing in things and then discuss love yes what did you type in for I I you type did you love me because that's what you told me come on I'll give you my credit card [Music] thank you for calling a technical support how can I help you hello there I was talking with an advisor of yours and they hung up on me yes Kelly I was talking with Kelly can you tell me the problem I got a pop-up and Kelly was helping me and now I don't have Kelly and that's the problem [Music] thank you very much for staying connected you're picky with Kelly right now they hear me oh you Kelly yes Kelly fantastic I mean you voice changed a little bit but hey how you doing Kelly great a time when we were talking and you said you loved me and you know you didn't you kind of shy about it you know yes you remember the time then yes yes I do remember the time I cannot forget that Kelly yes you think I'm an idiot [Music] thank you for calling online technical support this is Diana how can I help you hi why are you calling me again why would I call you I don't know sir you called in you trying to say I'm an idiot I wouldn't call you are you crazy or what no no I'm not crazy why are you calling me hey you are crazy sir because I didn't call I'm answering oh come on you're calling me why would I call you you need to vote get your head checked up don't get your phone checked out because you're calling people at random [Music] thank you for calling online click are you guys calling me again if it that I didn't called you you are greater and calling in all day what is wrong with you guys stop her I didn't call do you think I'm you idiot something called me why would I want to talk we don't do just check your phone my phone is fine no no you haven't given you any cold this is the beautiful scenery you just called me I didn't I did not call you but right now maybe yoga is deeply involved you are not sure till your can feel I am NOT confused you called me I picked up I'm not calling you your kicks are you telling me I type in your number all the time why the [ __ ] would I do that you are calling me no you're calling me thank you for calling online the boat my name is Shawn amerimike can you guys please stop calling me for real now this is this is dumb I'm not like the eighth time you've called me I didn't call you you know you are calling yeah you think I'm an idiot you just called me I'm not calling you you're the friend caller you're making a prank call on me no you are prank calling me now stop it I'm trying to rest here Shawn you are trying to ask my son I'm trying to arrest your son no you fear that do you want to arrest my son but whether it yes I want to arrest your son do you want to arrest right no I want to rest then guys won't stop calling me I'm not calling you hell you call here you know what I you know after all I might arrest your son but sir I'm not married yet how could I have a son are you single yeah the thing is you're the guys gonna date Shawn it home with me oh no no I don't like men no I'm not a man I'm a lot more than that and yet a woman I mean I can be if you want me to be you

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Id: UYsaY4ga4aU

Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 09 2018