My First Kiss

I'm on the guard stand and these two girls come out looking so damn sexy. I get bumped off the guard stand and I start picking up towels and I make my way over to these girls. One is named Nikki and the other one is named Dee but I'm trying to holla at Nikki. I start talking to these girls for like 15 minutes and then I'm like Swoozie: "Aye y'all want anything? Like, it's on me. Water, Shirley Temple, some Champagne, and Dinner for the fireplace like whatever y'all need I got you." Nikki: "We'll take two Shirley Temples." I come back with these drinks and there's some random dude sitting next to them trying to spit game. I'm thinking of myself 'I hope you ain't trying to holla the same girl I'm trying to holla at bra because I could make you disappear I'm fresh out I know people that know people and I'll make it look like an accident too when the cops show up and start asking questions I'd be like officer we was all hanging out I looked down at my phone I look up he stabbed himself the stab wound was in his back The dude slipped and fell backwards on a knife there's 47 stab wounds in his back though he's a clumsy dude I don't know.' My shift's over, I go to wardrobe change in my street clothes and then go back out to the pool deck now just doing that alone I can get written up for no fraternizing with the guests next day comes these girls are by the pool deck all day long so same deal whenever I get free time I go over and talk me Danny, Dee and Nikki my shifts over street clothes back out to the pool deck see here's the thing up until this point I've never hooked up with a guest I'm not trying to get fired over smooching with this girl we're all chilling out next to a Cabana all of a sudden Dee and Dan start going at it and Nikki sitting there like so yeah this is actually our last night here we're leaving tomorrow morning my parents they came with us they got other places they need to go skrrrrtsk you came with your parents I thought y'all came here like by yourself I gotta kiss this girl but I can't do it out here on the pool deck hard rock got cameras out the butt so I'm like you let me walk you to your room one time I snatch her up I walk around the corner to the stairwell we walk up about three floors and then she stops and leans up against the wall and just looks at me like what's up and I start moving in I get closer and closer and she closed her eyes close my eyes and I kind of just lean there next to her like an idiot I'm just leaning next to her for a good like four minutes then I took her back to her room next day I had to work at two p.m. at eleven o'clock jump my car drive to work I look to my left as soon as I walk out onto the pool deck first table next to me Nikki and Nikki's mom and dad I'm like yo y'all got room for one more I look at Nikki and she is triggered then she goes I'm going to the bathroom Dee come with me and that's another thing why do girls always go to the bathroom together that's always confused me are all public restrooms for ladies escape ruins like a puzzle where you need two or three people to figure out how to escape anyways the girls go off so it's me Dan and the parents the dad looks like man he goes so I understand you've been canoodling with my daughter the last few days I start getting scared looking at all the exits because he knows I work here I can't think of a scenario where he finishes his sentence and it ends positively so then it looks at me and he goes why didn't you kiss my daughter last night good boy with wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what dad says this and I give it a few more seconds to see if he's like I just kidding this dude was dead serious I look to the mom for help and she ain't trying to help me she has her hands on her hips like mmm what kind of freaking family is this quick well well sir I it's just the good guy complex we leave in 30 minutes so throw the nice guy out the window cuz I'm not about to be on the plane the next four hours for my daughter all moody depressed and sad so Nikki and Dee come back and they sit down so I walked Nikki up to the lobby it probably the worst place I could have taken her because everybody front desk knows me the GM walks through here all the time like I shouldn't even be seen in regular clothes hanging out with guests Danny and Dee find us and they sit next to us and as soon as they sit down lrrgaow lrrgaow they're rolling over us Danny's feet are like in my face like pushing his feet out of my face as they make out there just going at it me and Nikki are just sitting here in silence because I'm nervous AF and scared too I'm cold never kissed a girl before and the dad walks into the lobby where's my daughter and that boy how much you want to bet he ain't and that yellow turd ain't even kissed her yet Dellores fetch me my shotgun he was mean-mugging me the dad gets in the line for front desk waiting to check out I look at Nikki and I'm like Nikki let's take a walk we start walking I glanced up and I make eye contact with her dad and he mouths the words you better kiss her! Dad is gonna kill me if don't make out with his daughter when you pass front desk off to the right they have these rooms and their phone booths but they're like rooms with just a single phone in it and one tiny little light take her in there grabbed her pinned up against the wall boom! Oh my god! Her lips were so soft y'all. Oh my gosh! You know when you go to Krispy Kreme and you catch the glazed doughnuts right off the production line when they pour that hot glazed right on you bite into it that's exactly what it was like!

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 27,964,528

Rating: 4.8955245 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, adande, nicki, hard rock hotel, dad, blacksen

Id: u6X_UikggwI

Length: 5min 43sec (343 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 09 2017