My First Kiss...

hey you guess what I'm a plush now that's right bricen plushies are now on sale along with the hand plushies but supplies are very limited and if they sell anything like they did last time you have about one day to buy one or they're gone especially the bryson one also there's a ham pin and a Bryson pin use the link in the description or the merch shelf to get one now okay on to the video [Music] my first kiss okay okay here we go oh gosh it hurts why am I doing this okay let's go it all started in seventh grade PE class we were playing flag football I honestly forgot all the rules because I suck at sports but I know if you pull someone's flags they are out now even though I suck at sports there was a girl on the other team that was even worse at sports than me so I pulled her flag and kept playing the game but as the game went on I kept seeing her so I kept pulling her flag over and over after like the fifth time of doing this she jokingly said do we have a problem no then why do you keep pulling my flag uh what can I say you're an easy target and I walked off now I had never noticed this girl before but apparently she had been in my homeroom class the entire year and she quickly became part of my friend circle my friend circle consisted of the triplets Cole Travis and Ava and now the new girl sir ayah we would walk to and from school hangout a lunchtime and me and Sariah would team up in PE games eventually me and Surya started to develop feelings for each other after a while my child mind thought hmmm this must be true love for sure I shall text her my feelings instead of talking to her like a normal person I decided to just text her hey I love you and that's not even the most cringy part it gets worse anyways she texted me back and was like I love you too and baby Bryson was like yes I'm in the next day at school we just kind of awkwardly knew that we loved each other and nothing really happened until one day my parents sat me down and told me that we were moving away from California I was pretty sad because these were the best friends I had ever had a few days later all of us were walking home from school me and Travis were talking about how bummed we were that I had to move and then I said before I move away I want to kiss seraya Travis said you want to kiss her now no no no no no not now you're doing it now no Cole Ava I forgot that mom wanted us to come home really fast because uh because of a thing so hurry up let's all conveniently run away so Bryson and Soraya are alone and they were gone and they're me and Soraya were alone together after probably a solid minute of me trying to build up the courage I finally said uh Sariah I I would be mad at myself if I didn't do this I closed my eyes puckered up and made a move okay pause for a second here's an important detail to remember Sariah was taller than me most people are so that combined with my underdeveloped motor skills meant I missed her lips and ended up kissing her on the cheek I missed what do i do what do i do what do I do Sariah blushed and awkwardly said thanks but I felt like the world's biggest idiot and I'm positive that she knew how embarrassed I was because I don't know why but my ears turn red when I'm embarrassed like bright red anyways I don't remember what we said after but I know it was awkward I think I said something like sorry about that or that was dumb I shouldn't have when all of a sudden seraya crapped me by the shoulders looked me in the eyes and what what what what sir I ran off I walked into Kol Travis in avis house and told them everything I was so embarrassed my ears were probably glowing even their mom was there and I told her everything too because she's like a second mom to me it was so embarrassing anyways want to hear about my love life now want to hear about it again seriously I graduated from high school and I'm yet to be in a relationship with another girl and I'm fine with that honestly I mean I'm 18 currently and I look like I'm 13 so usually girls view me as a friend / little brother so every time I meet a girl I go directly to the friendzone everyone complains about the friendzone but honestly I think it's fine there's no drama you're still friends with the person and you have time to think about other stuff also I looked it up at only about 5% of middle school and high school romances actually last so what's the point I mean unless you've you dating as practicing for when you do find someone you're serious about but that's honestly a pretty messed-up way to view people that's how you break people's hearts or get your heart broken I don't think dating seriously in high school should be encouraged because high schoolers usually aren't mentally developed enough to handle it properly in my experience high schoolers are just children in adult bodies however obviously I'm an adult and a child's body anyways there's some romantic advice from someone who has had little to no romantic experience use at your own risk okay that was embarrassing I try not to think about it too much because otherwise I get sucked into the infinity cringe just learn from your experiences and don't be dumb okay goodbye hey what's up ham chunker's it's me your boy Bryson how's it going did you like the video I spent a lot of time on it so I sure hope so I'm really excited about those plushies they are so soft and cute but I wasn't kidding about the limited supply they will most likely sell out very quickly so if you want one you have to act fast anyways thank you guys for all the fan art I feel bad because I can never put all the fan art I get in the end card please know that every single one warms my heart also be sure to remember that I only accept fan art through Twitter so tag me for a chance to be featured so what's your guys's first kiss story was it as embarrassing as mine oh I should probably mention that I asked Sariah if I could use her name and tell this story and she said yes I wonder if she's watching this hi sir aiya okay I'm going to bed now

Channel: Haminations

Views: 4,160,245

Rating: 4.9107394 out of 5

Keywords: Haminations, Kiss, First kiss, Bryson, kissing, Love, plush, Bryson plush, ham plush, ham pin, bryson pin, sariah, kissed a girl, Merch, freindzone, cringe, cringey, embarassing, story time

Id: pjzkGQoXD4k

Length: 6min 53sec (413 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019