I'm Going to College... Oh No...

[Music] hey that's so go hello there idiot idiot howdy internet goers so stupid I'm not feeling this shirt I'm gonna change alright yeah yeah yeah alright let's try this one more time hey guys welcome back to my channel today we're going to be talking about college so let's just jump straight into it yes yes that's perfect alright let's take a look at Beth let's see how this turned out alright yeah yeah alright let's share this one more time hey guys let's watch it anyway hey guys in a few short days I'm gonna be heading off to college and starting a new stage in my life and I'm scared I wouldn't be as worried about going to college if I didn't look like a small child but unfortunately for me I look like a small child I'm just waiting for professors to double take at me and be like actually the elementary school is down the street on the first day I'm just gonna try to keep a low profile sit in the back and hope nobody notices me hello little brother are you actually how old are you seven no but really I'm well we're about to start class so if you could wait outside the classroom until we're done I could come out and give you the tour of the campus for when you come here in ten years I would very much appreciate a tour actually I have no idea where anything is but I have to tell you okay I'll meet you outside and give you the tour little boy such a cute seven-year-old this point I would probably just resign my fate and play-along listen up girl I'm not seven years old at seven and a half okay get it right hopefully that doesn't happen but there's always a possibility so ya expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed honestly I joke about how small I look but I wonder what other stuff will be made fun of for luckily I'm not a nerd or anything because I definitely get teased a lot for that but fortunately for me I'm definitely not anyway getting lost and being mistaken for a child it's all fine and good but what I haven't talked about yet is roommates I'm gonna be staying in an apartment with my brother and my cousin this year but I'm in my own room with a complete stranger for this year well I hope they don't mind the stones of my 3d printer running at night [Music] at least a 30 printer makes really cool stuff we've got an octopus an elephant a dinosaur a modified yt-1300 Karelian light freighter another elephant but at the end of the day I'm sure none of these things I'm worrying about will even be a problem honestly I'm sure I'll survive and my bank account will do fairly even if college ends up being terrible after a long hard day I can always come home to my comfy bed and play some Smash Bros what else do you really need aside from smash bros in a bed my other really fun college assets include Brent tuition taxes please buy my merch so that I have enough money for ramen noodles and Nesquik chocolate milk I've actually visited the apartment that I'm going to be living in a few times and I have to say I did get the best room which my brother isn't too happy about however he can't overpower me physically so technically he could just take it from me but I can overpower him in Smash Bros so pick your battles honestly I hope my roommates are okay with me because I'm a package dealer if you want a brezin you have to also deal with this video supplies his 3d printer and him yelling shut it from the back to record a video all the time another thing I'm worried about is recording my videos in my apartment because most apartments have what I like to call apartment noise there's a home in the background whether that be from the a/c unit the fridge the whatever there's just always background noise so I really hope I'll be able to get rid of that in my videos ok hey guys [Music] it has its upsides you're close to campus you get to live with the boys you get to spend quarters to wash and dry your clothes but the dryer doesn't work well so you have to keep spending quarters to keep dry on your clothes and no matter how hard you try to end up dad can't wait another thing I'm worried about is my brother stealing my food unlike the other figures listed in this video this one's actually very rational because it has happened before and it will happen again every time he visits home it's all hey guys what's up y'all got any food I can try to object to him taking my food but remember he can overpower me physically so I guess my only option is to buy a mini fridge with the padlock I don't think it's any secret but I'm pretty dumb so I'm really hoping I'll be able to figure out all this College stuff especially the technical side of things I'm actually pretty bad at using the computers I'm not joking when I say it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to send a Google Doc to my friends so that combined with me being older than them means that every time I chat with them it ends up going like this hey guys I was wondering if you could teach me how to edit a video no wait boom I care about you so you think I'm gonna teach you how to edit a video born why would I do that it's so stupid you are anyway I'm legally an adult and yet there are still men schoolers that tap her over me not to mention how big the guys at college are gonna be I don't know if you've noticed yet but I'm very much a beta male let's hop on over to urban dictionary for our definition of beta male got my mom's reading glasses so you know I'm legit an unremarkable careful man who avoids risk and confrontation beta males lack the physical presence charisma and confidence of the Alpha me yes quite you are allowed to be a beta male but what you're not allowed to do is be a beta male and pick fights if you want to win that is I'm perfectly fine groveling below the alpha males because if they bump into me on accident it could prove fatal anyway I'm scared about college but hopefully I'll make some new friends and it won't that since college is coming up I'm going to try to upload more of these casual live-action videos in between my animations the next animation is actually halfway done and it should come out once I'm settled into college which could take years well I'm off to college see you guys later what I got a report card in the mail dear mr. Bryson we are sending this to let you know that you've failed all your classes this semester because you didn't attend this is impossible I signed up for fall semester [Music] see

Channel: Haminations

Views: 4,662,740

Keywords: Haminations, College, Face, Falls off chair, meme, greenscreen, funny, Face reveal, School, Girl, Back to school, Live action, 3D printing, Harry potter, pokemon, Endgame, legend of zelda, homework, classes, broke

Id: 3qbQS5LkuAc

Length: 7min 46sec (466 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 10 2019