(more) School Stories!!!

[Music] so I am just realizing that I'm a senior this year and my high school career is coming to a close and now I got to go to college and all that big-boy stuff and I am NOT ready to be an adult yet physically or mentally and I'm also realizing a lot of crazy things happened to me in school so let's talk about them selves first story let me hit you with some context so before I made the last video about how a lady thought I was a girl I'm not by the way I'm a boy I mean a man I told my AP US history class that entire story so how is everybody's weekends someone thought I was a girl that's my comedy secret self-deprecation they can't make fun of me if I'm already making fun of myself now can they the whole class laughed at the story and my teacher and response said oh it's just cuz you're so dainty Bryson she called me dainty in front of everybody well hey she's not wrong see self-deprecation comedy gold this other time after lunch me and my friends were playing a game called foot game or something I forgot the name but anyways the game goes like this you all stand within a big square on the floor and try and step on the other player's feet to get them out if you step out of bounds then you are out if your foot gets stepped on then you are out pretty simple the last player standing wins nothing could ever go wrong with that right yeah mm-hmm but this one time was different I was with my normal friend group but then these other two random girls came to play as well I didn't think anything of it and we began to play then one of the girls who I didn't know cornered me I waited for her to make a move and I don't know if she was confused but instead of stepping on my foot she violently kicked me in the shin oh I fell over in pain and she immediately began to apologize apparently she didn't mean to kick me but like how do you mess up that bad oK we've got him cornered this is our moment of glory just gotta press the step button oh wait no so that was pretty fun you know I think it's funny how easily some teachers can get into side tangents and get off-topic okay so since that transformation is inside the parentheses it shifts the graph to the right by three my daughter was crying about this the other night she got a 8 98 percentile test right and I was like it's a test why you right when crying about that like it's in 98 it's a good smart saw was on the boat and I got seasick so I ran to the side of the boat and just blasted the vomit all over he's a picture of my dog isn't she cute in eighth grade I walked into class to show my friend dawn a drawing I had made it was a sketch of a character in the anime style I showed it to Dallin and he thought it was cool then out of nowhere the guys sitting behind him asserted himself I hate anime now I don't know this guy and I always try to stay neutral about stuff especially with people I don't know because I don't want to be part of a conflict so I said I can see why you would think that I just like the art style and he said no the art style is dumb too really I am girly snapped the sketchbook shut and walked to my seat that guy who I wasn't even talking to you just jumped into our conversation and shoved his unwanted opinion down our throats like who does that hey John have you seen this new show yeah dude I love that show so much ah that show was dumb and so are you your opinion is wrong and you need to adopt my opinion like I have my opinion you shouldn't just forcefully tell someone their opinion is wrong without any evidence and then expect them to adopt your opinion that's not how it works in my opinion we can talk about opinions but if you can't come to an understanding then just agree disagree I can do that but some people can't handle it all so I can support my opinions with facts most of the time one time in eighth grade I walked into history class and sat down then the kid next to me said hey have you seen those pens that change colors they're like really cool it changes colors whoa how does it work just press the blind ouch it was an electric pen the whole thing was just a gag to get me to press the pen and it shocked me he got yeah I was pretty mad he tricked me I have to get him back somehow the next day I walked into class and the kid asked me hey have you ever seen those pens that change colors oh shoot he forgot that he tricked me yesterday this is my chance to get revenge I took the pen and pretended to have never seen it before oh this is cool how does it work just press the button then I flipped the pen in my hand and jabbed it into him and shocked him Oh what the what you don't remember me it's you I can't believe I forgot revenge is sweet okay last story one time I was in health class with my friend Alan and we had to calculate our BMI your BMI tells you if you're bigger or smaller than most people your age so I put in my age height and weight and got my BMI the website we were using was pretty old and after it was done crunching the numbers it said you have underweight talk to your doctor about possible cures for underweight huh hey Bryson I'm obese low Bryson it's been like three months where have you been sorry guys I had some personal garbage going on that kind of obliterated me and my family but I'm still here I'm not dead your boy don't quit I hope you all know by now that I'm very much in the quality over quantity mindset and I promise that I won't upload something unless it's something I've put a lot of effort in and I'm very proud of I think that kind of makes it better you know that way when I do upload it's extra exciting I hope you understand make sure to subscribe and comment and all that other stuff and you can also follow my other social media at Hema nations on Twitter and at Hema nations underscore official on Instagram oh also big thanks to my friend infamous swoosh for voicing some lines for me he's a pretty cool guy link to his channel are on screen and in the description we did a collab on his channel but he's not done yet so when it comes out I'll link it as well I don't know what else to say all the other animators have like a thing that they say at the end of their videos but not me so uh ooh I got it maybe I'll just end the video really abruptly so that you guys are left on a cliff

Channel: Haminations

Views: 15,789,552

Keywords: Haminations, School, Stories, Ham, Electric pen, BMI, School Stories, funny, Animation, Story time, Story time animation, more school stories, Animated story, teachers, Sketch, drawing, Bryson, Dallin, Infamous Swoosh, Swoosh, Collab

Id: 9Ko_9eiuj00

Length: 7min 8sec (428 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 06 2019