I Almost Died (3 times)

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[Music] life is good and needs to be cherished you see I almost died just now we must be grateful for the time we have because at any moment we could hi there my name is Bryson do you guys want to hear how close I came to dying how I have sat on the fence betwixt the worlds of life and death and be it by fate be it by luck be it by some otherworldly power that my soul was spared for a most certain death would you like me to illuminate the moments where the scythe of the Grim Reaper's scathed by me an inch closer and my very soul would have been expunged how one moment was the deciding factor in a child's fate to be or not to be was held in the balance of a single fleeting moment and should one misstep be taken the scale would tip towards not to be did I survive because I was lucky because I food prevented my life from going out in an indifferent universe or was it because I was protected by some guardian angel luck or fate it's for you to decide all I can do is tell you what happened all I can do is show you how my soul was spared okay this should be fun gather around children ages 13 and up and I'll tell you about the times I almost died all these stories actually took place in North Carolina between the ages of four and nine and after that I never almost died again he never almost died again so I guess I was just wild in for those five years before I chilled out so there me and my family were watching a movie together we had just recently moved in and I was laying down on the ground in front of the giant cabinet that held our VHS and DVDs this cabinet was very tall and wide but kind of skinny it was also on carpeted floor meaning it was a little bit shaky our solution for this was bolting it into the wall but we had not bolted it in yet because I don't know if you know this but there are actually a lot of other things that have to be done when moving into house and both in the cabinet into the wall is not the top of the list it's right below feeding the children and giving them a place to sleep and keep in mind they were not getting any help from me because I was for if anything I was messing everything up anyways as I was laying down I was grabbing the bottom of the shelf and opening and closing it with my feet my mom who was folding everyone's laundry said Bryson don't do that the cabinet could fall it isn't bolted in yet no thought little Bryson I will not stop well hey Bryson you good no that didn't happen I mean the Shelf did fall but there's a twist as mom was folding laundry she had subconsciously placed the baskets around me in such a way that when the cabinet fell the baskets caught it saving me but I totally thought that I had died because when the cabinet fell it created a big gust of wind and the doors opened and all the CDs fell on to me making more wind rush past my face I thought that this wind was the sensation of my soul flying up to heaven Bryson are you okay is he dead am i dead oh he's not dead Brody stop so this other time Kyle who was engaged to my sister at the time dared me to stand on his hands so he could lift me all the way up because fun he was older therefore all-knowing so I said okay so Kyle who was like six feet tall lifted little forefoot Bryson up his arms were fully extended which added like an extra two feet so my head was 12 feet in the air and to a nine-year-old that's basically in space anyways as I'm up there I lose my balance I tried to use the wall to stabilize myself but I failed instantly and I fell down headfirst Kyle watched me falling to my death and activated his marine powers to catch me by the ankle and I kid you not there were six inches of clearance between the floor and my head had Kyle been one second later I would have totally died Kyle later told me that as I was falling he thought I can't enter the family like this hey guys I'm so sited to finally marry Brittany and be part of the family I love you guys so much so anyway I killed Bryson haha nice Brody stop this next story is the real reason I made this video because it was the most dangerous you could argue that I would have survived the other two stories that cabinet would only have broken a few bones or you could survive falling 12 feet directly onto your head maybe but this next story is the real deal I would 100% have died cool Brody stop mom and dad weren't home and it was raining outside my brother Braden must have been bored so he told me to come with him across the street because because okay anyway we crossed the street in the rain when all of a sudden lightning struck nearby the sound shattered the air and shook me to the core I was only like five so this really scared me I started crying and running back to the house I ran to the middle of the road when suddenly my foot planted to the ground and I froze where I was right then a car sped right in front of me I was shocked but I unfroze and ran into the safety of the house I watched through a window as a very scared Braden walked back to the house he had watched me almost died after all just then the car that almost hit me pulled in front of him and the lady driving the car scolded Braden and yelled at him for my mistake which was super rude because one it wasn't Braden's fault and to that lady was the one going way over the speed limit in the neighborhood Braden came back to the house and things started to calm down but I started to think about what had just happened then the thought occurred why had I stopped I was running to the house and I hadn't seen the car and I had no intention of stopping it felt like I had been stopped and I stayed there for a solid second and had I continued running in that second the car would have totally hit me so the question remains was I stopped by some guardian angel or was it just luck I don't know but whatever it was I'm glad I'm not dead yet several Bryson's were almost harmed in the making of this video please subscribe so he doesn't die from taxes and also follow his Twitter and his Instagram and by his merch guys February 20th was the channels 3 year anniversary also my 19 years of life anniversary is coming up on March 12th I hope you guys like this story I'm gonna be trying to post monthly from now on so we'll see how that goes quality over quantity baby I guess this story is kind of a cliffhanger cuz you never know when I could die will Bryson survive to live another day or will the underworld finally catch them in their evil clutches find out next month on Hammond Asians by the way studies show that you're less likely to die if you subscribe okay bye
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Channel: Haminations
Views: 32,599,832
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Keywords: Haminations, Died, death, almost died, hit by a car, the time i almost died, grim reaper, haminations died, ham, dead, I almost died, near death experiences
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Length: 7min 30sec (450 seconds)
Published: Fri Feb 21 2020
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