Pain

[Music] hi i'm bryson and today i'm going to talk about the times i got hurt and then my entire nervous system went luckily i've never broken a bone though wow bryson you've never broken a bone your pain is irrelevant you stupidy although i've never broken a bone i've still experienced a wide range of physical pain for example one time i was holding a big pvc pipe and i threw it on the ground and it ricocheted back and hit my funny bone at mach 10. it felt like an electrical fire on my arm i hereby vote for the removal of funny bones from the human body because all it causes is pain on second thought why not remove all bones can't break what isn't there another time i fell down face first while snowboarding and i scorpioned so hard that the bottom of my snowboard hit the back of my head see that your back isn't supposed to do that that causes a lot of ouchy my feelings now let's move on to the big ones the ones that reminded me of my mortality the ones where life went this kid has had it too good for too long time to remind him who's in charge okay number one i was sitting on top of my bunk bed zoning out when my mom called me i decided that to save time i would forego using the ladder and just jump off the top bunk little did i know the fan was going at top speed it was so fast that i didn't even see it so i jumped and it happened so fast that i didn't even feel it at first but i reached out to check the damage and then i saw the blood mom what's up honey i'm losing blood at an alarming rate and would be most grateful if you my caregiver guardian would transport me to the hospital to help heal the wound so that i can continue this mortal journey rather than ending it prematurely due to loss of blood nah i'm kidding what i actually said was this other time me and my brothers were bonding with dad how dad would pull down the basketball hoop let one of us grab on and then he'd let go and it would slingshot us into the air anyway i could see my brother's doing it and i wanted to turn okay three two one my head slammed into the basketball room and that's naturally where my memory stops my parents say that it scalped me a little bit and that i have a little bald spot however i have so much hair that neither i nor my parents have ever been able to find this so-called bald spot i guess it's not there after all this other time i was really young and my older brother was in an argument with mom now being in my family you learn to tune things out because yelling and screaming and fighting is all commonplace don't worry we make up afterwards but anyways as mom and brody were arguing i was all like wow this door hinge looks pretty cool i should put my fingers in there just then the argument came to a climax and brody slammed the door shut as hard as he could onto my fingers my fingers bent every which way they looked like rubber we went to the doctor and surprisingly nothing was broken when you're really young your bones are still soft and springy and that's why they didn't break also that's why some babies need to wear helmets because otherwise you might accidentally sculpt their soft head into a cone like this okay last story one time i was just chilling in my room with my brothers we had a punching bag hanging under one of the loft beds and we would take turns tackling it it was my turn and the punching bag was swinging but i was too young to understand how momentum worked so i dove for it it swung out of the way and my face slammed into the wall was taken to the hospital and as my mom tells me the doctors had to clean the wound but i wouldn't let them for some reason so they put me in a straitjacket and i screamed stop touching me stop touching me do you speak english stop touching me and then they hit me with that good sleep juice i'm tired anyway i got stitches and now i have a cool scar across my eyebrow thank you for taking a trip down memory lane with me down memory pain with me it all hurt a lot but bryson i've never been injured 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Channel: Haminations

Views: 12,123,529

Rating: 4.9193678 out of 5

Keywords: Haminations, Pain, injuries, hurt, ow, times I got Hurt, animation, funny, scream, haminations screaming, ham, fingers caught in door, hit in the head by a fan, jumped into a wall, scars, snowboard, funny bone

Id: rxY1f9oCrcs

Length: 5min 57sec (357 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 18 2020