Everyone Looks Like Markiplier...

hello and welcome to the video i called everybody looks like markiplier notice that i didn't call that markiplier looks like everybody because everybody seems to look like me it's not the other way around my name is markiplier and if you didn't know what that means it means i'm multiplying all right cut that out cut it kill kill the video kill it shoot it so it's common knowledge that many people fictional characters have a tendency to look like me i don't know if it's just a certain way that people draw characters for cartoons but there is a resemblance in some of these characters that have been collected by amy that kind of tend to look a bit like me so let's go through a list of people not real people maybe real people that have a tendency to have markiplier type qualities markiplier-esque if you will this one i actually don't know okay so i don't want anyone to be mistaken about this i wasn't actually wearing a shirt that's very similar to this i don't know what's in that guy's neck sack um but this was a common thing during this video whatever it was i think was the ear piercing video uh in some channel that will never be now notice i don't have as prominent a butt chin and really there's like an angular difference between our jawlines and clearly this dude doesn't have a piercing so i don't know if you could what's in the bag i know that's probably like a character plot point for this dude um but what's in this it's really bothering me that someone carries a sack around i have to know okay was it chris whatever chris mclean main antagonist main antagonist what am i a villain to you he was arrested at the end okay spoilers hey alexia block out all the spoilers and block it out with a big pair of sunglasses okay what's in the bag what's in the bag what's in the bag what is this show aside from being the show's host what is this show extreme torture what narcissistic tendencies that's not me what's in the next sack bag no bag what's in the bag neck neck neck bag or bag neck bag what's in the bag what's in his bag what's in his bag neck neck neck bag neck no one comments on the bag around his neck probably his baby teeth or someone's baby teeth i don't want to know okay well i could see it and i could see it i don't know about main antagonist but uh it's all good okay so i'm gonna rate i'm gonna rate these basically on a scale of one to ten for ten being the most like me and one was my scale being the least like me okay so a lot of people saying that they think to seem this person is a lot like me but in reality you gotta go based off of personality as well um so main antagonist i'm the hero i think we've all determined that pretty much straight up i'm the hero of this story so not like me at all i'm gonna put this one at a solid two there is some resemblance there with the hair parting and i'll give it that for the like the hair color but the skin tones are completely off like this is completely off this is not even remotely close okay so this is probably one of the first ones that was pointed out maize hues from fullmetal alchemist who goes on to live a very long happy life where nothing happens to him i mean this one is uh uncanny like it's pretty much straight up i know that anime well i don't i don't appreciate this insinuation but you know this one i'll give a solid eight i'm gonna give this a solid eight because it was one of the first so it's got a nostalgia factor to it it's kind of like okay yeah i can see that um because also people have been saying it for so long this is way too close um but yes i could see this i could see it being there also we're both alive so i gotta give it points for that beautiful day for rain who anthony garabay five anthony who [ __ ] anthony garabay five who the hell is this okay so there's a fundamental problem with uh this resemblance that i don't think many people are probably clueing into some of you may be like oh yeah that guy kind of looks like me um you'll notice head size sheer cranial capacity i'm not saying that his head is small no his head is normal size his head is perfectly normal sized i have an absurdly large head well there's some facial resemblance here there's definitely some facial resemblance i think that his beard is is more complete than mine that's definite well this is interesting fight med bag med bag okay med bat med bag med bag med bag med bag okay i'm inspecting you i don't like that my voice was there but yeah no cranial capacity is really lacking i don't know if it's because my brain is huge it is my brain is so big my brain is so god damn big and thick skull and i have dense bones i have very dense bones um but also just uh like there's some resemblance i'm gonna give this uh uh uh uh uh uh uh i'm gonna give it a yeah just like can uh lixie this is probably not gonna make me feel good once i see it later um but can you just do like take this picture and then overlay my head try to match up our face and just like the upper half above the eyebrows just really notice just how [ __ ] absolutely enormous my goddamn head is uh yeah that doesn't feel good man anyway six out of ten okay what's this one okay apparently cgi right right right [Music] i don't know about young but right you know there have been less flattering comparisons that have been made today but [Music] really you think i mean if you insist i'll uh yeah i think there's some resemblance here if this is how i look when my hair starts to turn gray or when my hair fully goes gray like i'd be okay with this i'm gonna be okay with this that's not a bad luck i'm gonna give it a tenuous 10 out of 10 because i don't know if something else takes the place of a better resemblance in this list i'm gonna give that 10 but right now i'm gonna give you ten kernel i'm gonna give you ten for now but it could be replaced if there's better you don't mind if i go shopping around do you anyway let me look at the comparisons no one's made this comparison okay so this may not resonate with other people because they they there hasn't been any direct comparisons that people have made which is sinful and i believe that you are all terrible [ __ ] and balls twitter and disagrees yeah okay 10 out of 10 but tenuous for now okay so this one i didn't see i don't see this one i think that this is probably the farthest from the truth some people have said oh wait no that's right because some people said like if you put glasses on it kinda looks a lot like me but i still don't think it's quite there put glasses over me like saying put glasses put those glasses over my face morph my face to match that expression here uh the three i'm gonna give it actually i'm gonna give it a one with no glasses three with glasses and that's all i'm gonna give it yeah that's not that's not even close what the frick is what the what the frickin what is what is what what wha what what in what were in what world in what world in do you think my nose is that big is that what you think because okay you're just like okay glasses and long face and beard or marble see that's how bad it is that's how you sound where where is this resemblance i see more seth rogen in this dude than me what what are you pulling this from what are you even what are you even trying to do here what are you saying about me i'm not saying that this dude is horrendously disfigured and ugly but also just what the poop elixion censor that what the hell what is this what are you who are you who do you think you are i don't even know what to say to you anymore i don't even know who you is this is just so wrong in so many ways that i can't forever forgive you i will actually never forgive you i'll never zero zero negative one negative 10. let me see if anyone was doing a comparison no what is this what is what is that stop stop stop stop go away this is terrible why was that you have some explaining to do you think you can just go on the internet and do whatever you want no there are consequences for your actions there are consequences oh lexie just put an indistractible promo here i can't even i need a few minutes i need like a minute okay just put a nice distractible promo okay make it really nice in explosions lots of explosions okay cool tell them about the link in the description there's gonna be a link in the description more explosions okay thank you all right next this one is occasional it was more when i had long hair i've gotten this you know here and there yeah that's a decent one but really like there isn't too terrible much resemblance other than widow's peak high forehead dark hair patchy facial hair okay now i'm starting to feel like there's if you break it down like that then yeah there's more resemblance but it really only comes out when the long hair is there right now i don't think that really there's that much of a resemblance other than longer face patchy facial hair kind of similar nose i guess oh yeah and amy wanted me to mention something right and and also we have the exact same stomach scar or a pretty similar one i have i have the exact same scar right there pull up a picture of my scar if it's available or i i could show you i have the exact same scar right there so okay there are some similarities but all of it is conjecture i'll give it a i'll give it a five because it could go either way it's like it's five but imagine the five is at the top of a mountain and it's a ball that could roll down the hill either way depending on the circumstances and influenced by your opinions okay this is probably a new newer one this is on the list i don't know who's been saying this but there's this one is probably the farthest from the truth mostly just because like it's just long face like if i if i gray like this in this pattern maybe but in all honesty there's a there's a certain in the comic if you haven't read invincible there's a certain thing in the comic where there was like a different art style so so omniman's son his name is mark also but there was one it's not really prevalent in this version of it but there was um god damn it like when in later invincible there was a different art style and then when they drew mark grayson then he had a like a more pronounced widow's peak and and he's like half korean which is that's me that's the recipe you need and a cartoon version of me that's pretty much the only recipe that you need in the normal version i think even in the animation it's pretty far off the truth but omni man i don't see you haven't watched invincible though it's good if you haven't read the comic either it's pretty good anywho man i don't see that one i'm gonna give that a solid one get a little one all right so um i think i think everyone has a very strong opinion it's to the point where this picture doesn't look right anymore you know what i mean i look at this picture and it doesn't look right something's a little off about something's a little off about that uh you know it's just um yeah it just don't seem right well all right let's go let's let's take off the boxes okay hair color sure hair line no there's no widow's peak there that doesn't work eye color my eyes aren't blue so you know you got that right out the window hairy chest i do not have a hair chest pink nipples my nipples are brown this is just there's no resemblance here there's no resemblance it's impossible to get any sort of you know conjecture about this um i think that that's oh no did someone oh no i don't know did someone deep fake mute this because there's no way we could have any of this but there's no way we could have any of this anyway okay if you want to find it you can find a deep fake of me as lord farquaad i have nothing to say about this we don't even need to give this one a number because it deserves a letter instead the hell is what that one whoa jack that one whoa jack that one i'm gonna have to look up the reference for this one [Music] you know this isn't able to look alike because i think this is based off of a picture of me uh i'd have to go way that way down in my instagram i think it was on instagram i don't know where i don't know when i don't remember anything about it i don't know who i am i don't know where i am i don't know what's going on i never learned math as a kid i never understood how stars were formed i wish that i could go to mars real bad this is not worth it anymore this has stopped being worth it elixir and do another distractible promo but a quick one just super quick don't put a lot of effort into it put the least amount set a timer for five minutes and do five minutes of work i couldn't find the actual picture itself but it's in the same moment as when i made this one but it's straight on and i i don't remember where that is but i don't know why i did this my instagram was a very different beast than it is now back in 2014. you know i was a different human then but i think that's actually what this picture is based off of alexian if you know what this picture is and you can find it please place it right here and then overlay this meme okay cool thank you and then of course metro man okay now i know especially this i know that i said that kfc colonel was 10 out of 10 exactly like me but there is no creature in animation or in the real world that is more [Music] there's more me the this this is the quintessential picture this is the one this is this is just this is just the one i i think we can all agree that if i were in an animation these would be my most distinguishing features and this would be who i am currently you have to sit with nine and you have to settle for that because 10 out of 10 belongs to metro man thank you for letting me be who i be because i am who i be okay so that was all the lookalikes well there's more i'm sure you guys know of more things or creatures or entities or you could probably look up rocks and genuinely see versions of me in them you could look up at the clouds and you could probably be like hey it looks like markiplier you know you're out in the woods and you see some tree bark and you're like hey that looks like marlboro you know you're on the road you see some road kill you look at it close you get sad but then you're like hey it kind of looks like marker bar you know i get it everyone looks like markiplier i have no conclusions about it but i get it so thank you if you have more look alikes of where you randomly see me in random places all over the world then write in the comments and then tweet at me and then bombard me on social media because that's the best use for that and now i've just cursed myself i've cursed myself for all time but in the meantime thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to do more if you want to do videos you go out there and do them you know if you've ever wanted to make youtube videos go out there create things you've been talking about it forever why don't you go out and do it come on it's easy you got a phone you can make whatever you want get some friends to help you out with it have a good time post a video start a channel today you never know where it's going to go i went from not looking like anybody in the world and then i was like everybody looks like me so thank you keep that in mind to keep it up you never know you might like it so thank you and as always i'll see you in the next video bye-bye

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,759,373

Keywords: markiplier, flynn rider, e meme, lord farquaad, maes hughes, colonel sanders, memes, funny, reactions, markiplier reacts, mark fischbach, markipliergame, google, internet

Id: SLgtZ23gyeI

Length: 19min 10sec (1150 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 04 2021

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Jurota

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But even that couldn’t reach his vision

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[cracks fingers]

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Lol that’s what I did

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Literally the first thing I did