MrBeast Saves The Planet & Twitch Is Collapsing - H3 Podcast #153

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HE HAS A THERAPIST NOW!!!!! Who is in the same building as H3’s podcast.

This small special appearance is actually a really big moment in the tigerbelly timeline and story arch bc he literally came out of therapy and talks about his initial reaction and how it went

👍︎︎ 90 👤︎︎ u/mediciii 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

I really hope this becomes weekly segment

👍︎︎ 37 👤︎︎ u/J-Slam 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

He forgot his wallet lmao

👍︎︎ 13 👤︎︎ u/nicecanadianeh 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

He looks healthier than ever

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/tanahtanah 📅︎︎ Oct 31 2019 🗫︎ replies

This will be such a great new highlight to the podcast if he’s there every Tuesday! I loooove Bobby

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

At which minute mark?

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/RightMeow1100 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

I'm used to be a massive H3H3 fan, but stopped around the time of the podcast. I've still seen maybe 1/6 of the podcast episodes. Even though I'm not the hugest fan of post-stardom H3H3, they were the ones who got me into Tigerbelly, which is dope.

Btw, was it just me or was Ethan not really grooving with Bobby's comedy/ interruption?

👍︎︎ 21 👤︎︎ u/Twelvers 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2019 🗫︎ replies

I love the fist.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/sporvath 📅︎︎ Oct 31 2019 🗫︎ replies

They should have put Bobby Lee in the title.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/MrRedditUser420 📅︎︎ Oct 31 2019 🗫︎ replies
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- hello powers start get it rocket it's the a3 pocket is your boy Ethan Klein the Entertainer I'm here to entertain it's my calling and life to sit here before you and to explain things in a way that's both funny and easy to understand with me as my coat is that not my calling in life why do you make that face you know you wear it for you to say that about yourself no what did have that calling in life what you say it about me I don't know okay well somebody's got to say it and if it's not you then it's gonna be me it's my call in the streets the streets are saying it that's how you'd say it because then you don't look like a dick the streets are saying it thank you to Brook linen and kaptara for sponsoring this action-packed episode of the HP podcast let's just get right into it as you guys know we had a blockbuster episode last week with Trisha Paytas that the streets are talking about and they are we had a what were you thought international streets you know I had a couple messages from people in Israel mmm that I've never spoken to justify I went to school it would they say I didn't really read the full message I just thought a little short you've changed you're such a big shot down well I haven't spoken to this person did you not want them to see that it was much yeah yeah do you think they're watching right now I don't know do I know who they are do I know this no okay no you have no idea [ __ ] them well they said that it was a great episode well that's very kind of them I also got some kudos Trisha you know she's just she's such an entertaining person she's a little wild a little crazy I liked when she insisted that we were Hasidic Jews but they had it it spawned a lot of memes on our subreddit so I wanted to go over some of the memes and guys please keep the h3 memes coming because it's so much fun and I want to keep going over these every week because you guys are producing so here we go she said oh this is a very popular meme format yeah and nowadays congratulations thank you I used to swallow a goldfish as a kid and then you say huh not much to it really but there you have it when you when you invite Trisha to squash the beef but she instead hits on your husband now how did you feel about her hitting on me because she did do that not cool I was watching one of these tea spill channels that was doing like a summary of the podcast and they said that it was a long theorized thesis that she was into me even before she said that people thought that she was into me according to the team people that felt that part felt to me a little bit like she was just trying to so you're taking this away from me that someone would be attracted to me other than you no but I wouldn't give her I don't think it was that planned out mm-hmm so do you but do you think that she wants me or no I think she has like ten different Tricia's inside and one of them probably one of them wants me yeah that's actually a fair explanation I was trying to get like defensive that you would that you would dare think that another girl wouldn't want me but that explanation I can't even argue with yeah well she said I was a ten I was like no one ever the highest rating I've ever got was like a six on my best day when I was doing water polo mm-hm so I got like a six and I was like oh girl what are you doing later now I'm probably yet like I'm probably like a three these days with the fat would the choppiness going on I saw you're not at 3 with the fatness if I get my [ __ ] together I think I can max out it at 6 you could max out higher what do you think I max at 8 really yeah that's sweet agent really I the thing is if I got my [ __ ] together and I was single this hypothetical doesn't it falls apart because I'm only having money because of my partnership with you but let's just say in a parallel universe that I was successful okay and I had my [ __ ] together physically yeah I could maybe see myself being at eight at highest but I feel like the success factor definitely gives a lot of extra points oh yeah you know I wasn't including this excel if you were single right now without losing money hey losing weight without losing weight same successful you could have probably a different girl every weekend because it's done raising are you a horse dad no not having your the weekend do you think for example I could pull like a supermodel yes thank you well I've already got a supermodel already pulled one so that's exciting but it's weird well the success success affection yeah come on it's weird well there's so there's a wealth factor and then on top of that there's like a Fame factor yeah so I'm not super high on the Fame totem pole but like if I figure if I was a little girl people start seeing like Oh Ethan let me get a picture then all of a sudden these girls are like is it just me or is it uh is there a waterfall of my pants why is it just me yeah but once they see my penis then I go back down to a3 you know you know these little hooks you put in the wall to like hang pictures they're like tiny little hook that you drill into the wall and then you like hang stuff on it okay that's what my penis looks like it's like a little crescent moon how would you know okay fair enough anyway let's go these memes Trisha when she said she's a lesbian and also a game for him that was a actually a quote that I liked a lot I said can you be both a lesbian any gay man she's like yes I mean I'm having a hard time following the logic there but Trisha Paytas I'm born a girl that defines herself as a gay guy doesn't dress like a guy and doesn't take any gender hormones that [ __ ] guys any normal human being well that sounds like a being straight with extra steps that's a good point and the podcast with Trisha at 9:29 we got timestamps and a meme Trisha says that Ethan is a chubby guy so we can make fun of a chubby guy I'm a chubby girl and I can make fun Trevor girls this this is minutes after she claims she was a trans male you know that's a really good point I saw people mentioning that we fail to fail to pick up on she kept saying I cannot I cannot make fun of fat girls because I'm a guy but then she was saying you can't make fun of me cuz she's a fat girl but she's a fat guy if she's fat it's like it's just the logic is so there was no logic to anything oh this was a great I love the damn with chips meme dan is the pizza here and just stand with chips in the back well you know I was trying to just move it along but it's fine I mean it the episode was great every minute was great Dan are you [ __ ] with me where's the pizza Dan do how do you feel about the chips meme I enjoy it yeah it's good yeah what was that originally from you I was eating chips and you got mad at me well we we were all heated up I think yelling at you all right everything like what's then what do you think a lot of chips here in all kinds of flavors he doubled down on the chip honestly ILA's high when Tricia was flirting with Ethan no I don't frankly get that I understand so it starred David but I didn't get that what I mean you know why did your I get a start David well I think it's it's that it's changing colors because she's going like super saiyan she's going sicko mode she's going sick of motive our Pete and her eye is the Star of David yeah I mean that's just that's what happens when Jews get angry right yeah oh yeah it must be feeling when that beak off has seeds had secret Jewish powers so what the Hassid super secret Jewish power be they'll spray away their sweat I was thinking that they can like clean their body without showering that'd be epic they have like their her seed suits have like special washing power secret magic and it washes their body hmm she says I love that we're on a three-way date right now ulis a psyche right now this to me was such a wonderful moment and the I was surprised when I saw this because I didn't realize first of all nobody ever stopped me dead in my tracks eating a slice like that if there's one the person you've been beefing with for six months confess her love for you and cause you go ten and ten in front of your wife actually I think though when this really came up was when she said that my eating pizza was turnt was turning her on and in that moment I didn't know what to do but I can't believe that first of all I'm proud of you for capturing that in because oh yeah great moment yeah because sometimes the best moments are you know there's who goes without saying anything at all and it takes a true switchman to know through solid employer I would say yeah I know that's a good point Ian do you have any uh words of gratitude to me yes thank you I feel like this is a versatile mean format to be honest this is like when she says that when she says that she used people when there was pubic Pizza great this when she says that the cheese is vegan funny hilarious get a lot of people Ethan you Tricia said you have beef with Dan we should bring Dan here we should confront that you know I wanted to ham up their beef more but yeah things were going good and frankly Dan Dan was definitely dodging it I don't know how I could have brought it more to light the beef between Dan and Tricia cuz Dan has expressed a lot his distaste for Tricia and that he didn't even want her on the show at all but how do you feel how do you feel about that now knowing that you know it was such a hit episode no I I admit I was wrong I thought it would be the bad kind of cringe it turned out to be the good kind of grace Jimmy Lee cringe is what we're well Jimmy Lee I'm happy to say still holds the title of worst episode is she you know that bus it was so bad that I we almost consider not even posting it wow that was loud okay but that's very much Jimmy Lee Jimmy Lee has been should I disclose the recent publication probably not well Jimmy Lee emails me every day really stay in touch you're awfully thin me I'm awful oh yeah he'll my awful playing my video and bye oh yeah this is a choker meme playing my video inviting me on the show you just want it to make fun of me you're just like the rest hey guys I'm sorry we gotta go on break Dan saved my life now we're getting into some other memes this goes back to the mayonnaise of Oh am i left to talk about this Ian I mean you could look at the meme you know thank you so this goes back to Ian eating the meme this is a constitutional convention you got the fan the wild card the viewers and other contestants is how are they were writing in the Constitution right well and you know correctly for such for such a technicality semantics a ian is offering up mayonnaise essentially and accept his offer this is another great one this is locked up on a favorite of the Soudan spoken about can you a mat like yeah I will I can't I mean damn what kind of sick mind put this together I've done what is this girl getting her to something but the way she is sitting and the two ponytails is so I think she has braces on sister being to make her look as young as possible the guys are like you know it's my ultimate fantasy a twelve-year-old girl getting why am I in there so let's see Dan Idaho girl really girl mystery girl the broken rules of H three in well everybody's jumping up yeah I don't know that should attract [ __ ] in they just wanted the chips in their burn enough oh you know I'm all the chips in there which is fair but my god why don't you guys watch this actual video and get back to me Zach you're up for it I feel like this video should be illegal I'm gonna see some ID this is like dark web [ __ ] yeah that's what I'm saying black comm is such a sit it's like you don't know if that's what that's wrong we don't know that uh what else do you think I guarantee you this is black too calm who else would put together such an insomniac shop or my dude okay did they mess up with the proportions too like how is the couch so low compared to the guys it's very they look like they're a massive I think well first of all they probably are quite big and yeah probably short but I think they also got a really low couch to make it look like yeah they were super tall but if she stood up on the floor her face would probably be like you know bellybutton level that guy on the right is huge he's dicks probably the size of her goddamn [ __ ] like forearm the rules of broken walls of nobody calls dropouts on pornhub a lot of poor memes so is this just Dan with a mouth full of Manning that is not me I mean adult-film website colette calm oh it's not black sorry my dude Wow I'm gonna trade [ __ ] you Dan I feel so betrayed that this isn't black comm they're gonna step their [ __ ] up or not well if they're trying to sell black they better step their [ __ ] up to their audience I mean I'm not their audience but they better step it up I'm talking huge black [ __ ] with a tiny white little girl and tiny couches to make those size difference look more extreme do you know what I'm saying no yeah you do this is you in thoughts on this there's a lot of memes here listen let's move along in the intern in the celery employees Winnie the Pooh that this was about the feeding window Cecila as a farmer and my tastes on a pig this is her the feeling window at the clock accurate it's so awesome accurate so there you go who remembers act create thank you for submitting the memes everybody I was a lot of fun you know there's spin every time there's a small gust of wind in LA the whole damn city catches fire and I woke up what what what day was this it was a was it when there was two Monday Sunday yeah I was about I was just about to fall asleep I'm up really late because I was taking care of Theodore just about to fall asleep and you get these I guess they're called reverse 9-1-1 but it's like the amber alert where your phone was like a and the corollary broadcast it's not in barrel well amber alert is specifically a missing child oh that's what Amber Alert means but so the process of sending out those warnings is called a reverse 911 and so my phone reads firing and and then it's released the specific neighborhood she's like literally probably you know less than a mile away from me I get ready to evacuate and I'm like what because I've been up all night and I didn't I didn't hear anything but I was hearing a lot of helicopters overhead and it's fire season so I was wondering I wonder if there's a fire and I go and I look out my my window you know and this is what I see let me show you guys this was crazy check this [ __ ] out yeah we got a HD sitting here 360 max nice so that's just outside the window at like 3 o'clock 3 a.m. it's just this intense orange glow and that smoke I mean it was really close you can see yeah you can really see how close it is on this hill here when I woke up I was just I was staring at it for like five minutes and just really remember when George Washington heard that 911 that the air planes hit the World Trade aah and he just sat there silently for like ten minutes what I ain't talking that's how I was looking out this window cuz I just sat down I was watching it you know do you know that scene it's famous from what yeah when when George walk away Tennessee Washington slow down George Bush he was reading a book to a bunch of kids and you see a Secret Service man come and whisper something in his ears and he just sits there for ten minutes like a [ __ ] just paralyzed and he had said sir wander attack and George Bush was just sitting there paralyzed I don't was such a was that so bizarre I'm captivated by that anyway that was me I just sat down and watched this for five minutes and I was like Frank and then I got damn boiler that woke up and I'm like what is happening and you told me check the window and I looked out the window I'm like this is actually happening like this is my nightmare yeah this is actually happening so and then like how do you started packing now we have a baby so so ela was going like a madman like she was a freaking going crazy packing everything I will you know we were packing with yet my brother was visiting now we got super lucky because a new brother is so funny because he gets all scientific whenever you ask him a question yeah anything Ethan was asking him like how bad is it for us how much time do we have or something like that and he starts explaining to us like I don't know I don't know how to describe it but just super scientific detailed explanation well he's more interested in doing this detailed explanation than evacuate and I'm like I got a pack and yeah I can't listen right now sorry I gotta run in pack um but we got super lucky because the wind was blowing it and away from us essentially yeah we got so lucky man if the one was going to other direction we would have been so freaked oh yeah what I was saying is there was a guy here that I was writing for five minutes when I was out there by myself and he was just with a hose spraying oh my god I was like holy crap like where how close is his fire it was just a guy right here just spraying not just spraying like this I was like oh my god did I don't think that garden hose is gonna stop that fire but anyway it wasn't a firefighter it was just somebody no yeah yeah no no boy yeah just some what the garden hose I just saw water squirting like this like a you know and that'll stop it dude for sure well from this hillside it must have looked like a hellscape yeah because they would have seen everything and I'm just seeing the orange glow but anyway it burned the other way they got suited like this is right next to us and then it's just all I guess one Dadar direction and now there's like a huge mandatory evacuation zone there and it took my poor mom three hours to get to our house today to babysit Theodore three hours man it took you guys a while to get yeah right yeah Tukey in like two hours to get to work usually take some 20 minutes what happened was just bumper-to-bumper because like the 405 is closed from the fire and then the 101 someone tried to kill themselves on it last night like I'm related to the fire that closed down traffic correct so yeah do it if you're gonna kill yourself do it on a different day yeah a weekend or something exactly did you listen anything good in the car you what do you do to entertain yourself I listen to the county album if you guys okay that's a good transition Jesus is king tell me about your the new album is out to everyone I don't know where yes Ian tell me about your reception to the new album still taking it in but I don't hate it it's not my favorite it's lower on his albums if I were to rank him but I like it more than a lot of people a lot of people really hate it and there's a lot in there that I enjoy a whole whole lot so now how many times have you listened to it probably yeah you're still taking it in ah I got a piece so bad I feel like you're liking it less because when you first heard it you were super jacked about it but now you're saying that here it's not your favorite well I still like it a lot like my least favorite album of his is better than most albums all here you know in a year but I do have issues with the album and the messaging of them there's certain things that I'm tell me about might agree with like the religious aspect no I don't mind that oh I just feel like there's certain he's like comparing himself to these religious figures and I feel like he's drawing a parallel between himself and Jesus versus like being a follower of Jesus I feel his ego very heavily in the album which I feel like conflicts with kind of the Christian ideals he's trying to get across and just kind of muddied I suppose certainly don't think that that's the point of gianna t to say that I am Jesus do you think Jesus already did it dan didn't like it dan hated it dan has been messing with Dan no I'm just trolling him for the most part because I know the saturation is pretty wild on your camera I don't know what you look like a beauty vlogger you notice how when you watch all these Beauty vloggers on YouTube they do this yeah exactly they do this crazy saturation so you can't see any blemishes or details I don't know it this it's a stupid webcam so it like Ottawa Justin for some reason it's going crazy I know okay well as long as you look worse than me then we got no problem right ela I don't know I saw Kanye on chemo he gave me Kimball and I wasn't sure about him he's kind of like well he was going on so there was a guy in the crowd a black guy who won the lottery yeah a big big Jack [ __ ] like hundreds of millions and he was wearing a good shoe jacket mhm and probably to that guy he always wanted a good chief never afford it so that's the first thing you buy me it's like a 89 you looking good feeling good I would do the same thing mm-hmm so Kanye was like look at me I'm wearing a cheap hoodie and you're wearing a Gucci jacket you may just want to think about how you're gonna invest your money like we should educate it we want it or you need to be an example to the people people should educate one another about how to invest your money and it's like that I just couldn't believe that was Sonja first of all is merch alone cause like Ian could tell you a lot of money just for a Maruti and okay you were wearing a cheap hoodie that one day but you're like it's probably not that cheap by the way it was it nice it's probably not that cheap he's like this hoodie only cost 200 bucks yeah the cheapest hoodie I own yeah how much was his March you went to see his shows at the Forum yeah I did how much was his merch there the sweaters were around like 2:54 crewneck yeah that's what Jesus would solve for his murder can you imagine that that Jesus merch back in the day I'd be so it I just give the guy a break you won the lotto that's when you buy a Gucci jacket treat yourself but his whole thing was like we have to be a we have to uplift our community and teach them that when you get money you don't it's not all about the Gucci jacket but have you seen Kanye's house by the way right yeah we made a video I mean that guy is the definition look at his wife his wife is literally the symbol of like excess his family is the symbol of excess and then also he has lyrics on the new album that there's a line that says like that's the reason why I charge the prices that I charge I don't want my family to starve I don't want to be on Dancing with the Stars you seized all activities your family wanted star for like hundreds of years well Kim Kardashian's richer than he is so together together it's than Kylie's a billionaire also he bragged on he also bragged on Jimmy Kimmel he's like I'm a billionaire and I'm wearing a cheap hoodie it's like good for you dude what car did you drive in what house do you live in what plane do you fly it's like who cares that you're wearing a cheap hoodie I don't know he's gotten he's I have to say that appearance on Kimble Kimble Kimble I offer saying Kimble was a little bit cream gee Ian did you watch it he watched it who you kiddin cause I watched it I I didn't see that one I sent it on our chat no one watched it I didn't watch it I watched a brief clip or nOCO I watched 10 seconds of it and I bailed because I can't [ __ ] stand him he's kind of doing it this whole douchey thing it's like he's you he's hijacking the religion just to kind of give himself even more of an ego boost cuz he's because when you when you go through on the crusade like the religious crusade it gives you this moral high ground and he's definitely exploiting that moral high ground all the way bike yeah I'm Christian everything I wear cheap hoodie I'm christ-like and he said he works for Jesus and I don't know how he said it exactly but like now all of his existence is just to serve ro you want to prove to me that that you you're really in donate all your money donate now you're sending your money no don't think that's gonna happen well I don't care about him having money I just but I like that he's like pointing out this poor guy that yes but also you don't know what that guys doing first community show me your closet Konya probably could sell his closet for a few Millions you don't know what he's doing for his community he's wearing a Gucci jacket you don't got a single that poor guy out you know what I mean his good fortune yeah I feel like his messaging here is so muddied and confused the music I still think the music sounds really good mm-hmm but his actual direction of content and lyrically and how he's conveying his ideas seems kind of worse than ever so well yeah I think I'm gonna agree with you even though I haven't listened to it yet but I think like just from the little snippets that he's been posting I like the sound of it but I don't know he's very talented per dir he's a very talented musician I've always had my eats but I think lyrically he's always kind of a well I don't know I can't say always but I don't know the guy needs to just what's your advice for him in he's listening what if he's listening right now what would you say to Kanye to give me a call I'll tell him I'll tell him what he's got to do no I just feel like cop-out I feel like he needs to like he's doing like he made a point to not swear on this whole album like he's doing these gestures that feel kind of hollow but he's not actually kind of digging into like the effects of like what it actually means to live a life like in Christ like a christ-like life he just says like I love God that's the only idea this whole album is like God is cool guy that's cool but I feel like it's so much more complex than that it's a lot about overcoming overcoming hardships and how difficult that may be the struggles that can come out of something you know I feel like there could have been something substantial there well if you listened to his first big single it's called jesus walks and that song alone is way more complex ideas than this entire album put together in my opinion seems like it was rushed yeah well anyway enough about anyway congratulations to Nina and Kanye and two cars to love the and to Kanye who was slumming it in his $200 hoodie what how christ-like I mean it doesn't get more christ-like than that so how much is the hoodie you're wearing right now I am uh-oh oh and I hope this is cheap this is you know I'm not wearing a 250 I saw I got in line and then what am i doing I decided I was like I was like the teaching of this album would not approve me of getting sweater maybe it's a test it's a loyalty test yeah and it worked well let's throw it to a break and when we come back we got to talk about the feeding window ela hates to admit that it's working and we're gonna the cast is gonna be participating in no not November yes even you Zack okay we will be discussing that later on and of course our main stories which you know what they are because they're in the title we've got oh and a salad taste test that's gonna be 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did I think that no but did I met you hmm and we are now you know you're the Jew version of this career yeah it could be right yeah so when I met you I thought there's something you two I love but we also have like our you know these better halves I know we do but because I did your podcast mhm I met a therapist in your building mm-hmm it was a really good session that's I feel like I knew Bobby Lee is around the corner so I thought and I'm gonna lighten everyone soon hey you need to come back come check back in every week and I'm gonna be here every Tuesday yeah cuz I'm gonna go in no yeah I'll come in and I was molested but you know what that wasn't my fault Wow okay well that's a bit that was a big is that now how would I just before you go you're such a fashion icon I like what you're wearing can you know what can I say something when I went and bought your [ __ ] beanie at that store I had no idea he was [ __ ] yours that's all and when I know it was [ __ ] yours I try to return it because but you know what net but no the reason why I bought it is because it's my quality is this it yeah that's it I love it it's high-quality - I didn't mean to make you talk about ice I really like what you're wearing like this shirt and now tell me about the first session yet I mean did you go in because I know like the first sessions usually like getting to know you but did you go in for the heavy [ __ ] already or did are you kind of like what's hard because we're podcasters yeah and all the things that I've said I've said surprises in front of everyone yeah I think my eye use this as therapy that's true but then the people listening they didn't give me the right advice like you do cuz they work at like you know that that's in beyond or that which is not a bad job if you were to work at Bed Bath & Beyond you know you don't have exactly the qualifications to analyze right that's like they don't have it right so I think by doing it this way because the things that she was saying he was very clear to me good I think I'm gonna go see her - can we all use the same it's in your podcast studio because it's like oh like I work out with her well I'm gonna well you know me when it's [ __ ] doesn't work out I will I burn the bridge I'll you know I mean I'll ruin it for everybody yeah I'll make sure she never sees you again yeah ask you something about your fate because when I'm on Instagram sometimes yeah and I'll scroll by your [ __ ] face okay you'll do something so you've with your body so [ __ ] so crazy you ruin my appetite ruin the way I feel about that moment really yeah so what's that about friend wait how you doing yeah it gets pretty elaborate oh wait the pill put it like on the floor and stand on a chair and shred it like really and you have to set a time right before you in the room when he's doing it yeah sometimes I'm flicking the big star funny yeah I mean I think it's fun it's not like magic you're like covering your face like no it's not like you're right it's not tragic you're right but could I see this leave mm-hmm I just I really do mean this that I honestly on group level and everyone listening to me right now god bless you and take care okay mark these two here when you're listening to these two I'm not kidding you daliyah everyone we love you you know and you and we look at you guys as stand-ups we look at you guys as real how many community people right and I love you guys so much and I consider you guys family I'm gonna leave right now right god bless take care good night oh by the way my sister and brother last saw you an ox our dealer I thought you were amazing I don't think so but they thought they thought you were a great eye I want to say it next time your family's at my show I don't want to bother you more handsome up close I have to say you gained a couple of points of attraction up close he has nice skin and like I got pictures of him from kalila sleeping with the beanie yeah man that guy doesn't they're real I'm glad he's talking to somebody everyone it's therapy is he still here is he just walked out well that that's a that was a treat you got to get the Bobby weakly check yeah he's the best those guys are so sweet they're too nice Chris and Bobby what Cossacks speaking of a feeding window either do you have any comments on the feeding window so I told you things yesterday that I hated made the but it seems like it's working I'll tell you what's great about the feeding window for me I give myself an eight-hour feeling window so for me it's between 10:00 and 6:00 that perfectly captures for me two meals and after 6:00 when I wrap it up I can it just works really well for me that I can just say okay I'm not eating anymore where usually I would just be snacking eating cereal grabbing this and that and all those calories are gonna add up big-time I'm talking like an extra five six seven eight hundred but many times having even an extra meal at 10 p.m. because ela doesn't he and that she gets hungry and then we're like oh let's order food so I think when you set those restrictions on yourself at least for me it really works so I thought at first that it wasn't gonna be like that I thought you were gonna go like crazy during the fitting window no I mean I'm not stuck like I'm not going out of my way to stuff myself I'm eating know but somehow you also it seems like you're eating more responsibly even during the window well because you know you're trying to lose weight so you're a little more conscious but I'm eating what I want I'm you know what I mean I'm not suffering and it's you is it's hard for the first couple hours after the window closes but you get over it and then I'm fine but I just I love the idea by feeding window to cuz it does make me feel like a pig and a truck in sounds so bad the window is open the window is closed it's like I like the whole action of a window opening and closing so sceeto out of the question I don't mind I don't buy keto there's something about eating hamburger patties and cheese get bacon to me that sounds absolutely repulsive and wrong it doesn't have to be I don't like it can be other things I'm just I like the feeding windows I don't rock the boat okay you can open line the good didn't mean you can go mind with the feeling with I'm I'm frankly I watched a documentary about veganism on Netflix and I was like damn that sounds pretty good so I'm thinking about going vegan to phase phasing out yeah you tried that last year that lasted like a week I'm true I think though you tried and you end up getting wait wait I think I'm there's a lot of vegan products so I feel like if I really make that effort like vegan chicken wing I even tried vegan yogurt it's yogurt made from cashews and it was great that's good um vegan food has come really far in the last decade are you really far I'm really down and I'm just waiting for you to say the word but you're not going vegan no I can't do yes I want to go vegetarian I do really think I could phase out of eating meat for me I like eggs and cheese is almost like all I eat so I really don't think it would be good no you should keep eating that but the vegan products like Dan said are getting so good that you can enjoy your meals too level and that you really could with meat and you really don't even notice the difference I mean these impossible burgers are slamming yeah it really satisfies me in the same way Zach just tried an impossible burger for the first time today Zach I was pleasantly surprised I just tried it like a week ago for the first time it's great it's yeah it's very good actually enjoyed it better because I wasn't thinking in my head like I think I have a problem with meat because I find it so gross and I'm always wondering like what am i eating and I'm paranoid about like what's in my bite I don't know if it makes sense so yeah knowing that there was no meat and it kind of made it more enjoyable for me I understand what you mean because you you have a strong aversion to like gristle and yeah and all that which is I mean I don't blame you also I just I love animals I really do yeah and I just I mean it's just so messed up the animal slaughter houses and farms and you know on one hand it's like those are gonna exist I mean there's really nothing to do about it until we have such a strong and effective alternative to meet the of glabra meat but at the same time coming it would be nice to not participate yet to not participate in that I mean I love my dogs and pigs and cows are as smart or smarter than dogs mm-hmm I mean it's not it's not good it's not good to to to do what we're doing to those animals yeah so well anyway the feeding window is good I like it now here's something else that I think is gonna be more controversial no not November now it was suggested that we as a team try no not November okay me and Dan and Zach now no nut November means no sex right and no masturbating oh I thought it was just no masturbating well if you're having sex then I mean and well who cares about masturbating true so you can't have sex for a month I think will you having sex with your business Dan tell me about what I think that the reason that it's about masturbating is because well I saw that post on the subreddit and the fan said that like you've talked about how you can't go a day without mm-hmm masturbating mm-hmm so that's why it's not about sex so you think that as we as long as we don't well Dan how many times you jerk off in a month I just pulled up the rules it is it does include sex you cannot have sex masturbate or not in any way shape or form watching pornography and having boners are allowed but you can't nut that's something awful why would you want to watch why would you want to do it silently watching porn like watching a good pic on it's all it's awesome like hocus-pocus we should wash you anyway weird [ __ ] yeah it's not it's not good for you I'm sorry just watching porn and nacho golf that seems psycho that's like clockwork orange' [ __ ] Oh make you go like go [ __ ] shoot up a kindergarten okay we don't know November I could do without the jerking off but well the no sex affects your partner tell ya the implication is that like women don't like sex it's like well you're part of it too apparently gives you super powers what we talked about it I want to say last year I remember pretty much we had a lot of fans emailing us saying you know it boosts your serotonin in your brain or something and and you know and I mean after they tried it they felt more alive and more active and blah blah blah there's no way the science to that I think you know I just feel alive for the first time not jerking off this month I have friends who go I don't I don't have no idea how this came up in conversation but he was saying that he liked doesn't jerk off at all and I was like what he says I didn't work off at all just because he doesn't feel like it I'm like bro this I don't know what this has to do with anything but I was shocked by that I guess there's people that they were just know not November through their whole life people have different levels of libido I don't want to honestly yeah honestly don't that does Lobito every guy just got a jerk off it's like the feeding window for masturbating does that make sense honestly there's a Twitter account that follows the podcast on Twitter and just post a picture of Danny just as honestly to everything and it's pretty good it has a lot of engagement action honestly what are your thoughts on that and I've been enjoying it yeah it's funny I wonder if it's the same guy as the Gazebo I had a severe yeah it's the same guy who does the gazebo is the same guy that does posting pictures of Ethan and responds to the gazebo [Laughter] honestly we're really taking a long time to get through this document I've only I mean I'm not even the actual topic let's just get to the point here mr. beast is trying to plant 20 million trees ah how nice it is nice mr. Bies hit 20 million subscribers and celebrated 20 million subscribers he wants to plant 20 million trees team trees org how much have they raised now I think it was like six as of last night but as of now only six and a half trees planted man he might actually make it we're trying to get 20 million trees planted by 2020 so every dollar is a tree right so apparently every dollar he's working with the sir day yeah Arbor Day some nonprofit charity that just plants trees like Johnny Appleseed except not apple trees but other kinds of trees as well then try to plant 20 million trees by 2020 no this is a nice thing you know is this going to solve climate change no is it nice that they're doing it is it I like to see our generation being you know activate it because ultimately all these old [ __ ] booming [ __ ] are destroying the planet burning trees burning fossil fuels bringing back coal they don't give a [ __ ] and ultimately we're the ones and especially even the younger generation is the ones that are gonna have to pay for this planet that's that that's being ruined what and then you feel so helpless what can I do what can I actually do right what using a paper straw no you know I mean like yes but no so that's how I feel about everything I feel like even twelve twenty million trees it's like but they're trying something it's a lot of trees I'm sure that's look this one science shuttle that's collaborating with them what size channel was it it was um I don't I don't want ropers I want to give ya mark Roper Roper he's the guy that did the glitter bomb glitters terrible for the environment oh man that disabilities led him on yeah did you see legitimized all the trees honestly no mark Roper he explained that you know trees grow they get their carbon from the air they basically are giant carbon deposits and they suck carbon out and they leave oxygen for us to breathe and since the inception of human civilization half of all trees on planet earth have been destroyed there's a lot of carbon being released into the environment the question is how many of the trees they planned will actually last and for how long because apparently needs to last like a hundred years to make a difference mm-hmm and not not a lot of them are going to us well they know he says in his video that they are working with this nonprofit who is very good at planting trees and ensuring a high survivability rate for these reason the part that I end apparently they work with local ordinance and governance and the planting trees on the right ecosystem because it's like what are you gonna do just go plant a tree and Park I mean you know what I mean it has to be in the right place yeah so this organization is logistic about these things logistically and it's a global initiative it's not just the United States so will it have a measurable difference on climate change who knows is it a beautiful and great thought I mean I think so I think it's great I like it in a time when this climate crisis feels you know unsurmountable and that people just don't care enough about it I mean hey so nice to try to do something I'm gonna donate I'm gonna give a thousand bucks when I get home so I planted a thousand trees mother effers so who says that I'm not the best guy ever next time let him know let's see the idea came from a fan who tweeted what should I give my 20 millionth sub and that petition said plant twenty million trees and his video announcement mr. B said that he had been spammed about the position the petition so much that he had to do it and he became began the project by personally planting hundreds of trees in Oregon the website is called team trees org there's actually some really big donations here I'll read to you guys so we've got I know strees mister beasts gave the three or two hundred thousand Wow wait hundred thousand others two different ones oh you're right juicy juicy tree that's juicy tree plant oh it's because somebody one-upped him so he had to one-up that's only fair I guess I don't know who Alan Walker is but good job to you Ukraine the snug thus the country of Ukraine thank you to them mark Roper that's the guy we talked about 50,000 jeffree star 50,000 the odd one out he's an animator 33,000 another animation Walker is a musician by the way I just oh how nice of him ninja is planting 15,000 tree a lot of influence resumed Todd blossom I realize you know big money yeah big money for the forest well I'm only given 1000 now I feel like a cheap [ __ ] I'll tell you right now I want to give less if I'm being totally honest right now maybe I'll give a hundred just don't want to be left out where were you and those trees were being planted maybe I'll just plant a tree and say I participated III bet you I bet you I could plant a tree for fifty cents I'm gonna send Danny and Zach over the park recipe just plant some trees all day I'll make you guys think you can get in there I'll have them these guys plant 20 trees I'll probably cost me 50 bucks call it a day that actually is more yeah that's alright I'll donate it doesn't I take it all back what the hell it's a see all coming soon come on what kind of Fitness is not that technical of a feature coming soon why do you have a clickable links is coming soon right anyway good job everyone so we we I mean look we started getting a little skeptical about it and we looked into the not skeptical but you wonder ok you were giving twenty million dollars to this organization that's gonna plant a bunch of trees it's like okay yeah what's the chances that somebody's not actually just making money off this well we looked up up on Charity Navigator which is a it's a website that rates charities uh based on financial accountability and transparency and they actually have a very good rating I was happy to see so there you go eighty six point seven eight out of a hundred financial they have eighty one point eighty one percent and account building transparency ninety six percent so they have some executives who are making a little cheddar cheese but ultimately ultimately that's that's fine I mean administrative expenses three percent fundraising so fourteen percent I wonder if that's I mean you got to spend money on fundraising it's like oh just of simple returns right liability and assess assets so this stuff is websites so interesting fifty million damn these guys are pretty flush so mister beasts is gonna up that really cool so it's a good charity actually you don't have to worry about that they are definitely a good charity and so for those reasons I'm proud to announce that I'll be donating $100 to them but those reasons I'm in for those reasons I'm in and I'll be donating $50 after this episode airs to help support the initiative okay I'm just trying to be funny cuz it keeps going getting less every time I know okay nobody was laughing I thought it was funny but then again don't doesn't stop people from hating let's see people were hating articles about this never cite a specific examples with the Beggs example I could find there's a doomsday subreddit they say that's why I'm laughing my ass off that this team tree [ __ ] going around in social media since yesterday all the YouTube stars are promoting it for the gen Z guys just STFU it's too late and I bet my left not someone is profiting from this well I just disapproved that it's too late I still like trees [ __ ] still got need shade even if though if it isn't too late right that's what that's like the argument get about like these people who who are like so against trying to do anything about the quality of our air and removing co2 from that miss fear it's like bro clean air is a good thing even if you think that global climate change is a chinese hoax clean air is Delp i don't think they think it's a hoax they just think it's too late to do anything no well not damn the flip side of it but you're right some people yeah plant a lot of people thinks that it's [ __ ] yeah that it's just some liberal conspiracy to fleece people's money mm-hmm I mean Donald Trump our president thinks that he famously said that global warming is a Chinese hoax global climate change is a Chinese hoax whoa so that's a good definitely represents my beliefs more serious criticism can be leveled that this let's see four different groups of scientists responded with critique one of their big concerns is that placing too much attention on tree planting takes away from the most important steps to stopping a climate catastrophe which is cutting down on burning fossil fuels well you can do both at the same time exactly why are you quitting it's like why you can't such a hater as [ __ ] yeah okay how am i stand the logic it's like you know the planting the trees is is in a way trying to band-aid the root of the issue not yeah nobody says hey guys why don't we both need to happen you know also what are we doing about using less fossil fuel anyway it's like it's such a big problem on an individual basis you can't do anything you need a huge systemic governmental change you need a huge sweeping reform our entire economy is dependent on fossil fuels we can't undo that on an individual level yeah we need to like and I get why these people are get frustrated like you mentioned before the thing with the straws like that's you know I know people's heart is in the right place but that's done that's not doing anything but nobody's like that actually even if it's small that actually can have a little bit of an impact well you know bearing in mind that nearly half of the world's trees have been destroyed since the you know human civilization I think that's a beautiful thing to do yeah trees are dope love trees we're not that'd be interesting hmm hate trees so I just hates trees I think Donald Trump pitch trees I think he said that liking trees is the Chinese hope I like it I'm proud of them I'm proud of everybody it's a great initiative personally I just like to see it's like I've seen lots of successful charities I've seen lots of successful initiatives among my you know contemporaries my peers on on YouTube but I haven't seen one that addresses the issue of climate change and it's such a hotly contested issue I mean the scientific community overwhelmingly there's a consensus there I mean that's undebatable but there's a lot of political spin that that is somehow made this a partisan issue climate change and so it's nice to see people putting that savanna side and agreeing together that this is an issue that needs to be that's important to to them so I like that I find that to be hopeful and nice so with that being said and and let's bring out some salads because we are helping the second now here we've got an this is my dream segment as you know we become fond of eating food doing taste tests often fast food here on the podcast mm-hmm well Eve us been complaining that I'm just using it as an excuse to fast food and get fat so is it okay you'll let me stick it to you here's what we're gonna do this week we are going to taste test fast food salads No you are telling the story like it was your idea but it actually was not it was my idea it was not what it was a fan it was a fan you're totally right it wasn't my idea I thought it was my idea but now I remember Thank You Zach go ahead tell the story when we were at the Meetup and now I'm not I'm looking at my phone not because I'm talking to Jesus but because I'm looking for the picture when we were at the meetup in New York one of the fans that came to us said that he had an idea for me that we do a solid taste test because he always gets pissed that we just see eating all this grows faster Darius and I was like damn that's a good idea and then I took it as my own then I'm I'm gonna send you the picture are you presenting this right Dan come on just show it to the camera we'll do it later that guy knows okay yeah that's you dude that's the dude you did it and I was like damn that's a good idea let me forget that I ever met you and just take that as my own so I think this is gonna be fun because look at these pictures by the way this is McDonald's right in a glass bowl here we're going we'll go in that order actually that'll make it easy Rd we start at the top a beautiful little side salad Burger King mmm grilled chicken salad yeah it looks good that's definitely fried chicken that's not grilled chicken a what is that mushrooms was that chicken that's chicken okay Taco Bell that's got to be the dirtiest that's the one I'm gonna eat and finally Wendy's apple pecan come on don't make gourmet cells okay let's go let's start with McDonald's all right so grilled chickens Southwest salad that's going to be this guy right here I believe remember yeah so uh all right let's have a look so this is Alana on first appearance and I say this one doesn't look that bad by the way let's just pull this pleasure these were about yesterday afternoon yeah but to be yeah I mean in full in full fairness McDonnell's that's looking pretty good chicken there chickens a little strange dude like a strong look you know when you get chicken out of Airport or like a bus stop that's exactly when like waves wrong way why even it chicken I'm just I'm just trying to image and a Newman's Own ranch is how you're supposed to eat with that so that's the real [ __ ] well at least it's not like McDonald's weird it's like Newman actually you know about Newman's Own 100% of profits go to charity says it right on the that's [ __ ] cool man they're cool you got a fort here so guys without further ado the big exciting taste test mmm we all shared that ball will share ten dozen dozen I don't touch the chicken yeah the Newman's Own I don't like that much oh really that's the part that's it okay all right I'm surprised the first one grilled chicken Southwest I don't even know that's the day old yeah the Saudis dr. Suresh and I'm being honest that's a good salad all right so while she's trying that one I'm gonna stage the second one this I have a feeling we might be going from one of the best to one of the worst right now this is Arby's I heard the Arby's side of solid I was like we have got to get that salad and it's just called the Arby's side salad let me get a picture oh here it is okay this is not bad dude that's like a good salad yeah I'm into that exactly you bring in a pair of scissors I'm gonna oh this is a first this is a date you lose them we're second five people I want I'm gonna eat that salad I'm hungry bye give me that [ __ ] hold on yeah wait don't worry Dan I got an appetite you just go in the feeding windows the windows open when does the window closed six actually I'm not gonna get home in time for dinner I'm just gonna silently you guys talk I can't get this open this already looks so sad actually I'm panicking I'm panicking like you always panic when I'm not bringing stuff in damn how sad [ __ ] the scissors Zach no you know how I feel Zach's hunting the scissors down and not having any luck there then got it we got it we got it bad air this RB salad you slow over that no yeah so we got some Dijon honey mustard that's that's what's recommended girls Ian you had an interesting experience at Arby's do you want to tell us what happened when you went to the Arby's yesterday find it yeah so I went to order the salad and put yourself on screen let's go yeah and I get to the window and this kind of older very skinny Asian gentleman comes up and he's like you know oh no I'm so sorry for the delay we're getting your salad now I didn't take a while yeah it took a long time but it didn't seem like anyone was working besides him and then he's like he's like so do you know work today huh I feel like I'm like I'm on lunch break he's like oh nice what do you do and I'm I just said oh I'd PA he's like nice you work around here and there you want to be in my a I think that's where I was building up to and I was like kinda not too close he was like do you live nearby and I said not really he said do you live with your parents what and I said oh that's such a creepy question what's probably around maybe like 55th oh yeah and that makes sense the daddy is a nice juicy little twink did you get his phone number I did not and then I said the shame I said well he asks do you have roommates I said yeah I do and he was like oh okay I'm really excited to be talking to you right now oh wow was it George Takei and then he finally goes and grabs the salad it almost looked like it was just sitting there the whole time oh my goodness he leans out the window to hand it to me and then he like gets close and he like whispers and he's like come pick me up after work I'm serious and then I was like what are you wait you didn't he said come pick me up after work yeah he actually said that yeah Arby's drive-through like at raesha store how did you respond to that yeah I agree I just kind of went like and then I drove off did he touch your hand when you this I was very careful with hand placement I snagged that bag and got going yeah wonder if there's any if there's like date rape in this Wow I'm wondering like does is he doing that all day probably is that something you should like tell Arby's about they're like listen dude it's Arby's Louie we just we don't really monitor what goes on there like come on they're you wasting our time the fact that I asked if you live with your parents that's yeah really creepy I think yous trying to figure out like how am I gonna be able to come over and not and no one will be there honestly well I'll tell you what I'm not so much worried about the date here get it I mean I don't really want to taste this because that dressing I don't know foul bro you should get it close up you look you got to see what this looks like I feel like that's that Asian dudes come for see sauce dude yeah it's a horse can we get dancing to be fair it's uh I'm gonna try it get about it at here we go to be honest it looks fine let's give it a try Arby's to the Asian man that wants to rape you all right but not a fan of chewing noise Trisha likes me when I truly love her to be fair I don't like honey mustard but the freshness of the lettuce is pretty good really yeah that's surprising it's crunchy the cheese is good the tomatoes are good the ball itself is very depressing I just don't know why you would even get this cuz it's so small the bull's depressing there's not really much going on there's an important factor here that I know you'll find relevant it's not bad we have you look we did track the prices on all of these and all of them are between you know six and seven dollars except for this Arby's 1 which is 3 well it makes sense of more bang for your buck yeah this McDonald's phone is on another level I mean this is a meal all right this is I don't know why you eat this at Arby's well really wonder how many of those they sell it there I really hate sauce the dressing is not good but just addresses you evaluate it on the lettuce the lettuce is fine but this whole thing kind of sucks I don't know it's kind of a pointless thing yeah like just don't order but that that dressing really is [ __ ] beautiful yeah I mean I feel like if you order actually order honey-mustard you've got a little you have like daddy issues or something so uh so next up this is a this is B K this is Burger King which I personally think is one of the worst fast-food didn't we rate it like F when we did the looks like oh it's soggy bun the Burger King grilled chicken club Aled yeah and you got some Ken's like honey balsamic so they are making this decision for us regarding the dressing yeah I think it is just kind of a default mmm you probably get something else if you asked for it that's so interesting that they all have a different one McDonald's ranch way to go Arby's honey mustard well uh some of them they didn't have a default I don't think okay Burger King had a default actually and then they asked I said what do you have and then I picked picked one of them okay balsamic on a club that's okay say ranchers I do I would do ranch on all these yeah they're all ranch very rancher both salads ranch of all alright well we're gonna try it with well guy here we go just a bit you know what I mean we could do without dressing it I'll just put a light amount cuz they don't even make the dressing that's right this is Ken's get here can you do she don't even donate your profits well the chicken looks [ __ ] horrid alright oh there's bacon bits in here hello dollars yeah I'm Alex you better try this get some shots with this yeah get off let's see that chicken that chicken ain't right a little flat it looks like a soggy hamburger bun don't want puke down there so you don't want to try this you know you're not allowed to skip on a taste test why is it so dry it it's like falling apart it's like flaky but it tastes actually fine I know y'all gonna hate on me and call me a liar but tastes fine the bacon generous the leaves fine the dressing can okay this is not them there's way too much bacon it's super salty it's like there's so much cheese and bacon in here it sounded like there was a lot of positivity yeah happening and then well I actually got an 80 on us there I was I was tasting each ingredient sure sure individually but as a whole of this salad is probably heavier and more disgusting in calorie rich than a hamburger gross mm-hmm yes so much food and bacon there's more cheese and bacon than lettuce I loved it the McDonald's solid I had beans and corn mm-hmm so it's a Southwest style there there was a different McDonald's one we got two from there for some reason but that one seemed a little bit more interesting this one I think is just crispy chicken so so it seems like McDonald's bring the heat so dude McDonald's always brings heed I have to give them props like all damn just remember these these are basically competing sounds flagship salads same prices way too much meat in this for me it's not good just get a hamburger if that's what you're doing with your life well next up is chick-fil-a I don't I foresee bad things from chick-fil-a after they lost that shamba cough so to Popeyes I'm not I feel oh they got creamy salsa okay give me that creamy salsa dressing and it is their own which that's new put it on maybe huh so let's load it up but they got so far McDonald's clear winner in this battle on there and I mean I feel like a complete fool saying this but I feel like it's even worth going to McDonald's for that's how my league manager is calling me right now oh he's up what did you guys tell Bobby the complete mess good the chicken spicy should we get a shot of this yeah yeah let's reform beans the chicken is delicious and spicy this is the Southwest addressing as BOM and spicy ins it's kind of a one for one with the McDonald's okay it's really good that dressings BOM dressing is good the chicken is great wow wow wow wow chick-fil-a salad generally going a lot better than I think wide open yeah this generally seems to be gone the cheese like thick thick cuts of cheese were if you look at like this [ __ ] the bk1 they see the look at the BTR me look at those thin little strips of cheese that's yeah no [ __ ] look at this cheese you see that that oh wow fat strip of cheese baby [Music] so next this is interesting so next is Domino's I'm a wild card here that's bomb yeah that's mom I didn't chick-fil-a take still of chick-fil-a takes the lead all right is that cabbage yeah I think so truthfully definitely takes the lead yeah Domino's has separated all the ingredients I like that which is kind of interesting as it keeps it fresh right and that means they package the week ago I don't like that means they packed it a week ago that's rubbish it was such an airport it was sealed yeah that's kind of gross actually that means they made it in a factory like a month ago yeah it was like one of these that's all I could you'll so that's probably not great that's already bad rating that's I'm into this that's a crouton so that one was chick-fil-a oh yeah all I'm saying is the mic in the way can you that's the opposite alright so yeah this one I can't ever tell if this camera is in focus or not so apologies if but it always changes and I just don't know I just let me erase them just seriously yeah so here here's the Domino's one this is looking pretty sad this is the Delta Airlines solid it came with a they got Mars Ettie to Mazzetti oh my daddy forget the Mars Eddie you know I put it on its ranch though put it on cheers dude that one an off the chain that dressing is so good cheese like spicy ranch bro get out of here yeah the picture is actually way worse than how it really looks right now chick-fil-a picture looks so sad and weird yeah you thought it was mushrooms on there yeah I mean they it just looks strange I love that there's a lot more stuff than just a few lettuce pieces it's all happening just cabbage Obrecht chick-fil-a corn beans damn here's your what do you say Delta Delta air okay so this first of all some assembly required this after dam labored also if we want to talk about the environment why do we need all this [ __ ] look at all this extra packaging oh I see what you yeah that's my boy this is not cute like what do you think this is cute no one cares about this no I think they just really literally packaged it like three months ago got to keep it edible so I mean yeah this is one of the saddest looking salads this is like cafeteria at elementary schools no right yes salad maybe even yeah can you hand me the fork ela or I'll take another four why not god bless well I mean I pretty much know what this is gonna taste Gladys is pretty old man like I said weak-ass [ __ ] well that's the care that came with all different uh week asked geez look at that [ __ ] ass cheese flick I mean they're the only one that in crew included croutons interesting labia what the [ __ ] yeah ultimately I think this is actually the worst salad I think there's even worse than Arby's so who was that domino domino damn worse than Arby's yeah damn is it really you mean then this one I mean at least that one was a side salad and also someone tried to rape him oh my god so that was kind of opponents here try that Oh Taco Bell I'm going in it looks like we got those I think because I think they gave us the wrong salad I feel like the Taco Bell one is like a what's a taco salad I mean it's a taco it's not really a salad new dance the resident vegetarian let them decide it's still a salad painter what are you putting on that yeah that's a great question so that's salsa tostada okay dump it on it because it's just old no I am and on it but this looks like this is chicken too so which is probably good I want all the rest of it again I wanted the ground beef I'm disappointed so it's gonna keep better than the ground beef Widow sitting in a fridge for a day so currently Domino's is the worst Domino's is by far the worst just based on I think the age and the assembly and everything but okay so good I don't think this is fair to include and this isn't a health dish it's not a search by the way their chicken looks like it was a taco Sally's not a solid their chicken looks like it was frozen dehydrated refrozen shipped to mars back and then rehydrated again I mean I it's alright I never had to talk about salsa like this I'm frankly skeptical let me try the checkout very spongy and thick like it's lost the whole property of what being meat is it's just horrid it's just absolutely hard and there's so much to I can't even get a bite without cheap chicken in it was the worst this is the worst there's no beans rice and lettuce no beans maybe a little bit to start it's gotta be this is this is the worst where's the Domino's worse than Domino oh I felt like it wasn't even fair to include oh it actually is a salad it's a sec it's a salad but it's a bad salad oh that's a salad that yeah that is the worst Domino's like if I don't here's a deal if my family was getting booed up its tortilla strips if my family was getting pizza Domino's I want a salad I could eat that this is inedible I would rather eat nothing than that hmm damn yeah it's awful talk about that the clear loser here hmm well we do have I think one more right scroll down Wendy Oh Wendy you know this one I'm skeptical of it's apple pecan it's like bro why are you trying to get I'm trying to bring the heat a little bit look we got like a balm and burrata like that candied walnuts I just want to eat that here give me that no no hold on respect the sanctity come on what God working on it oh I don't like this packaging all right we got some blue cheese we got blue cheese from Wendy's yeah blue cheese crumbles you mean you mean because it's actually a rotting yeah blue I'm gonna look blue when I'm dead don't have oxygen hopefully there's not a finger in there by the way this is how this five dollars and 30 cents and it's tiny that's right money to eat that well you don't like blue cheese crumble canal okay well careful again but if I do it's gonna be from a nice restaurant enough yeah I mean they're kind of trying to punch above their weight here might be a fatal mistake from Wendy's what kind of dress here we go simply dressed Mars addy [ __ ] let me really ask who and their goddamn line will go through Wendy's in order a pecan apple salad that is so insane to try to get a gourmet ain't done no this one smells pretty good well they didn't make it then oh oh that looks [ __ ] I know Wendy's a little girl on it that looks so gross and you just like grow a lot it's like a log I'm gonna put a little bit on this side so you can decide what kind of like a barbecue sauce pomegranate is pomegranate we got pomegranate blue cheese Horrible's trihard Andy yeah Wendy's has always been a try their Twitter account is always [ __ ] will try hard to make your food better next time I mean you can't really go wrong with candy become yeah those are always good yes we always say asking them really guessed it is you up like even chewing in your ears I can't imagine how do you listen to this would headphones I'm loyal have fun I don't listen to it at all to the show yeah I live it you see I have a problem because I'm avoiding the blue cheese you have to taste you gotta taste it just the rotting cheese okay I've got here I've got a bite with everything on it oh and a pecan yeah taste the mold baby from Wendy that's pretty funny you're gonna get sick from our solid segment I know yeah yeah I mean what can I say it's [ __ ] hard it's just hard I'm absolutely awful there's no way this is on their menu this is so insane that they would even think to add this yeah I'm flabbergasted and my day is ruined it doesn't look that bad are you sure oh thank you dear clove apple here to the [ __ ] burger is that a fruit plate look at this chunk of Apple go ahead you look get a bite with everything in it like I did okay get one with the cheese the Apple chicken the pecan this to me is just a big like wow and then on top of it you got pomegranate vinaigrette to complicate the flavors you or more it's just wrong who's looking for those flavors in a drive-thru yeah that's yeah yeah that one's not good good that actually might be the worst mmm worse than the Domino's one that seems hard to believe it's not I would rather heat the Domino's than that right I couldn't eat that I couldn't eat it well if there was a gun in my head and they say choose so so the I think the Domino's is worth so the notes is the Domino's the Taco Bell and the Wendy's oh I forgot about Taco Bell's doors talk about is that inedible yeah yeah you really I will not be actually I'd rather be executed and I think the clear winner was chick-fil-a chick-fil-a incredible and then second was McDonald's yeah but chick-fil-a is actually the clear winner here damn yeah so if you're looking for a good fast food salad chick-fil-a is God I've gone you don't think that's the worst one I mean look how you recoil to talk about the worst I mean yeah thought about looks the worst I'll give you that so that's it we did it oh that's it those are the salads if any if we missed anybody sorry you know could we have missed KFC maybe I think Ian did a pretty thorough job yeah I think we got all the big guys all the all the big boys I personally learned a lot I think that um what's their name chick-fil-a chick-fil-a solid is something I would go for that's the chick oh sorry this you pointed to the wrong one you even know that was the McDonald's yeah I would order the chick flick well I'm not going to chick flame buying salad let's be honest but if you brought that to me I would eat it yeah and again it's like you're going to McDonald's like you couldn't get a burger and fries are you gonna get a [ __ ] sad ass salad I mean ultimately it's still strange to that option even exists because if you really care about getting a salad go somewhere house true but somehow I think you buy oh where can you get a salad on a drive-thru right that's true that's very true Leela finally there you go there you have it folks in summary Wendy's and Taco Bell and Burger King and Arby's have truly wha failed in a way that makes me want to die and will ruin my week McDonald's has elevated the game of fast-food salads they are come and hittin it on all cylinders but ultimately it was chick-fil-a who prevailed rise to the top with their spicy chicken slices Santa fake creamy spicy ranch all the way to Valhalla when it hits your mouth it's a little spicy it's a little creamy it's a little delicious and at the end of the day you're gonna be saying damn I wish I actually just had one of their sandwiches because ultimately you're going to fast food and you don't want to anyway but if somebody brought it to you or force you eat it you'd be like that was pretty good I feel like that blue cheese is not sitting well already I'm telling you from the one bite yeah you can't put blue cheese in a fast food all right Wendy's gets nothing little douche of the Year award winner no it it may not been him the worst technically a liberal douche of the year Bobby's wallet he wha he in every time he dropped poor wallet let me look at this oh it's like a little holder but it's like a little that's a pretty cool I think it's what a Ridge I think he's sponsored yeah I won't know what their sponsor says use co tiger belly who do you work for huh dance pump the hell out of here use code h3 even though I don't have a sponsorship with them so poor Bobby he sat down for one second to sing our praises and he drops his wallet I want an honest feedback from the audience are these really watchable cuz I cannot believe you always ask that and they always say they like it you're the funny one Amen sir though you're the they want they like it look at this you look do I need to prove this to you look at the last one we did was chick chick fil-a verse Popeyes h3 podcast okay let me prove this to you this last one got and I'm just gonna open this here really good thumbnail in 600,000 views the highlight Wow Popeyes yes and I'll watch you right out I don't give a [ __ ] Wow yeah people like it okay Wow well I better wrap this up cuz my feeling windows coming closed I'm not kidding my stomach kind of hurts dude I can't believe you didn't say Wendy's was the worst [ __ ] buckets of bleu cheese tear dome from a try for the window dude it's so gnarly I got a bunch of stuff here leftover but ultimately let's just talk about actually I want to talk about D&D Dumb and Dumber the makers of of Game of Thrones who ruined the show they rushed through the final season to go make a Star Wars to make a Star Wars trilogy they basically were handed the next Star Wars trilogy that takes place after this story arc that's wrapping up you know and they got so much hate for the way that they absolutely ruined Game of Thrones worst writing possibly I've ever seen on television I mean all these beautiful story arcs that were marinated over the course of many years were left they just they were just rotting at Wendy's rotting yeah from from ripened to to rotting overripe Wow they went nowhere and free folk is a subreddit dedicated to hating on dumb and dumber and Game of Thrones final season and so I wanted to share some these memes with you this is a really high level so they were fired from Star Wars the Maus sends his regards obviously a reference to the red wedding that's dumb and dumber they weren't fired apparently they were fired well no I thought they left because they're beautiful according to free folk they were fired but then it's they got picked up for by Netflix for 300 million dollars to them and that does make sense they let me one show they're making good writers rumor 300 million mm-hmm well it's not confirmed but either way according to that story they take with the Star Wars because they're afraid they won't have enough time to actually do it right that's the official line but with these things you know well yeah you can't work for Disney and Netflix yeah it's like they they already butchered like everyone's favorite series like they're you're not gonna I don't know I feel like these guys should never work again and I'll tell you what I guarantee that whatever they make for Netflix will be hot garbage because they have proven that without source material they are truly horrific writers I mean really awful at the developing characters and continuing dog the arcs that george RR martin set out they didn't even try and i'm i'd if they won't if they make this show for networks dude and they're paying them 300 million dollars you know it's gonna be some crazy high budget high fantasy [ __ ] they're gonna try to make some their own version of Game of Thrones MMH I like but I don't want these knuckleheads doing it because they are gonna ruin it if they try to write this thing I just pray they hire some good writers if these guys if these guys attempt to write it it's gonna be awful terrible thoughts ela I feel like in the beginning maybe they were good right because they when they translated to move the books into the show so first if you watch beginning first season it's a completely different show the last one it was the pacing was incredible so I think maybe they're good at that part well I don't know people well clearly I mean Jordan RR martin was involved in the early seasons as a producer and a consultant and as George left the show and they ran out of source material it just turned into like a goddamn like Jackie Chan movie and I actually that's a disservice to Jackie Chan more like a jean Vlad Claude a movie you know what I mean it was just all there was nothing value Jon Vlad clad am next vlog maybe John Vlad its jean-claude van clock what are you uh jean-claude mega fan jean-claude van damme Jean flawed goddamn John Claude Van Damme Jean Claude Claude Van Damme jean-claude Clyde am can that guy change his [ __ ] name you're four names like hyphenated together idiot anyway bum bum but you say what is racist is it its Bamba Claude racist I don't know when you even know her when you find out nd yeah what it ran up realizing D and E are at a star wars realizing the game of thrones was ruined for nothing I thought it was gonna be Netflix hired them for 300 million but that's true also when you realize the game of thrones got rushed out for nothing people say I look like this image and I happen to agree it's Pablo Escobar when your character art got rushed because the writers wanted to do a film series which they ended up not doing off to work tomorrow with the knowledge we won't have to suffer i D&D Star Wars trilogy that's good I like that like like like like like that David and whatever exited a deal with Lucas Films to produce a new Star Wars trilogy delicious finally some good [ __ ] content I don't get that one dad you've never seen that Gordon Ramsay mean before well if you're not familiar with that then it's not gonna make sense to you so go ahead and explain it to me damn it normally it says finally some good [ __ ] food huh yeah because the subreddit was stale but because this happened now oh I see okay I see I see I see okay that makes it free folk carrying that Netflix hired DMD fruitful carrying Disney fired dandy yeah well kind of stupid kind of stupid idea well done on that one Zach fold that one up from the security well I certainly look forward to seeing how they ruin there's no way these guys have only made one show and I'm just telling you this how'd you get a 300 million dollar deal they don't even have credentials I mean they make Game of Thrones but good by the grace of Georgia our Martin do they walk those guys literally made the I think the writing of that last season was just I mean there was none there was none I agree I feel like there is some credit in the beginning yeah but yeah the last season was just no sane I mean the first season was just so amazing it was just so well done with Eddard and the development of all the character is an introduction I mean it was just it was just so well done well let's see what they got three hundred million dollars Netflix I have a feeling you're gonna big Lee regret that and finally we've got popular streamer a shroud another huge twitch streamer has jumped the sinking ship of twitch and is going over to mixer yes I said sinking ship twitch is totally screwed shroud has a twitch following of seven million and in 2019 he had a record high hours watched a total of fifteen million in February and currently already has around 580 thousand 508 sir you say his name shrewd like the wait because I don't know well I mean I may have met before I've seen his name before I've just seen people say shroud so you want to watch his announcement video yeah these guys are good at making announcement videos to get a vehicle doing [ __ ] I really wonder what my busy busy getting but shrouded in ninja are like the two biggest names on Twitch so it's got to be a heavy blow man so sick yeah that's the gag No hey Mike yeah what should do you in I make a move and he misses you oh hi Benji bunny good laps I like it so they're certainly trying man mixer making a good effort out there yeah you know it's which immediately unpardonable that's their petty little [ __ ] I hate twitch they but every time they say that it was a mistake right so why does it keep happening because they're [ __ ] petty little [ __ ] as I said there's nothing wrong with sucking [ __ ] by the way because I say Cox I cook a lot I think sucking [ __ ] awesome and I love every time I get a [ __ ] I think is the best okay I think I think on the planet I mean just to be clear cuz I by myself saying I'm like that's not derive mean that's not really derogatory so it's a good thing that Twitter [ __ ] I will be I mean if somebody sucking my [ __ ] they're my favorite person on the planet at that moment so they're not [ __ ] I take that back what are they they're douches douches isn't necessarily bad easy say vagina or yeah and that's good form and that's good so they're scum see that seems too vulgar too serious anal fissures mmm anal fissure I like that that's pretty graphic how do you get an anal fissure you get [ __ ] in the ass too many times you get blocked too many times improper well that you know figures when your large intestine falls out your ass no that's not that's a pro oh so what's the figure it's a cut on your [ __ ] why is it called a fissure dramatic are you sure has that happened to you Zach no no no why do you know what a no closure is I don't know I just hear it throughout the years yeah sure is a small tear in the thin moist tissue that lines the anti-love moist so there you go okay anal fissures that's hard enlarged stools during a bowel movement so how are you probably you wouldn't know if you had a exact you've had an anal fissure never no no you know what they do for an occasion you know what they do you go in surgery with your legs up in the air who don't know it's had an anal feature I'm not so why do you know about the procedure I know someone that had this surgery okay who I'm not gonna say okay so but you you're close to this so they you put your you put your legs in the air and then what they literally cut around your [ __ ] and flip it so they give you like a new house that sounds wrong ever heard bro they give you a new it's like an inside out [ __ ] I could do that so I got a facelift it's like the hassle version that's fake I'm dead hey flips your [ __ ] they flip with bigger [ __ ] are you gonna do I'm gonna flip your [ __ ] yeah yeah you know your [ __ ] and balls are in the air and they give you a new [ __ ] do they cover your genitals or they just out I don't know I guess that's the fear like the doctor and when you were in the office getting that procedure done did they cover your genital I have never had any I would admit if I hadn't you would I believe Ian have you had no future you're staying quiet not that I'm aware does it hurt when you poop nope so far so good I never poop I only pee have you ever had hemorrhoids go ahead Ian answer the question oh you're talking to me well I guess everyone I thought that was a question - Ethan - oh I've never had hemorrhoids do you know I have my [ __ ] Bree I'm trying to read about the surgery yeah you trying to verify that [ __ ] Ian's accent so it's on Wikipedia so what they do is flip your [ __ ] yes I stared that usually comes from passing large all hard stools right mmm you turning me honey look okay we carried the Metamucil anyway a shroud joined mixer and I did wait for Allah to I don't know sacks flippin [ __ ] and I got all excited it's fascinating it is fun it is fascinating shroud is on mixer he immediately lost his partnership twitch stripped him of his verified partner badge and his channel stops showing up on the site search how about that a spokesman for twitch told verge that he disappeared from the search as a result of a bug I like that they confirmed that it happened but there say I was a bug let's not forget how when they dropped me out of their partner program when I went back to YouTube that they made me sign up again to get paid and I told him the [ __ ] yeah idiots those guys really not a burner but they said it was because of a bug yes I mean I just went to twitch and type shroud and he's still not showing on well so Bob it's a bug I think well you know in theory they're just trying to make him disappear because I don't want anyone going over to mixer doctor disrespect has a different take on the old mixer thing and if I'm gonna be honest with you I sense a little bitterness in the docs response because he has been shrouded in controversy that includes filming people in the bathroom and cheating on his wife and I think that mixer possible perhaps would have come to him with a juicy offer but that he was passed over because of his controversies and I think that easy but I would never move the mixer trust me it's stupid right now they probably have maybe a total forty to fifty thousand concurrent viewers across the entire platform right now currently on twitch right now currently across the entire platform concurrent 1.5 million concurrent view well I think competitions great they're gonna have to make better terms for everybody once a mixer keeps siphoning off people guess what doctor you're probably going to get better terms from twitch to attract people to stream their they twitch had out total monopoly on streaming so always gettin right with you ya know that blues right though there was a little a little bit of bitterness that's voice there there's more so you tell me you step into my face and say yeah they're making big moves no they're not right like I have double the amount of viewers that ninja has right now and I'm still in my intro right reality check those moves they're not doing anything for the platform you can't pay for a community you can't buy viewership it's right here did the twitch community it's built on video games it's built on communities so get your flappy gums I'm sick and tired of seeing it I'm sick of hearing about it play it [ __ ] play goddamn private I know he's disagreeing with you but he's the best he's so [ __ ] funny sorry yeah who said are you thinking well it's interesting to see I think what's gonna happen with everyone I like the competition twitch yeah I mean look twitch is suck stay as a platform are complacent they have a monopoly and they suck as a their policy suck they're bitter they have Amazon money they're not often enough yeah it's run by like a 20 year old but a bunch of 20 year olds and you know people anyone who's watching this who from twitch I mean I all the people I worked with from twitch are super nice great people this is the higher up kind of thing I think great I think it's great for them I'm happy for them and I'd love to see where mixer goes and I think competition's awesome that's what I think you know back in the day there was a point where YouTube was concerned that what was that one platform that went under that was giving everyone crazy lucrative deals no it was something that gave exclusive access for like a week on their platform totally blanking but yeah they were giving out these insane millions of dollars to creators just supposed to content they're exclusively for a week before and actually one had a business from handing out too much money but YouTube was getting so worried about this potential competition that they were offering elevated CPMs to creators they were giving huge packages to people to stay on their platform and not sign up with this so I'm saying these companies have a lot to lose they're making hands over fist shitloads of money and we only have to gain from increased competition better terms better conditions bigger piece of the pie you know what I'm saying choice is good that's what the free market is all about honestly yeah right Dan honestly right do you hurt me well that's it you want to watch them how long we've been going far you've been going for many hours to the minute we've got to fill the dr. Phil cz and cheese burrito regulars yeah I'll save this for next week or on Friday I mean right are you with that being said guys it's a beautiful Tuesday oh and also we don't find this what happens in the surgery yeah that whole inverted anus is questionable Zak you got it you know what Zach here's what I want from you on Friday I want you to put together a report on anal fissure procedure I want the facts because that sounds totally wild and I want to know that that's actually the thing there are oh go ahead that's it okay you've got an assignment but like there's YouTube videos what else okay you know what you're you're in college in you put together a report on you no no no I don't want you involved because you're gonna muddy the waters and I mean that not water yeah muddy than [ __ ] yes okay but Ian well-marked into this you will put together a partial report that's your job now as a salaried employee you are for the show on what how do we fix anal fissure what do we do as a doctor to fix that address that issue I can I go nope Zach you go to school you focus understand I have to give testimony of what exactly I just found a little bit of detail and I don't think zach is right there's no way what do you mean here I'll let you read it because I have trouble reading this you sending it to me yeah here we go the procedure entails four steps gently whoa this is graphic gently dilate the anus with special retractors say that lis that means you're putting in like you're putting a pearl spreaders yes right now that [ __ ] damn clean out the fissure with a cure to curettage to stimulate healing so you're cleaning the wound cauterized the wound with electricity to seal the wound injecting some kind of steroid into the figure to promote healing so at what point do you cut the anus and flip it all all I know is the person that got it done their aim is you go back to them and ask them more about that okay why would you cut the anus and flip it because I think I think it depends on the severity of it but the fissures in the intestine well it's kind of on the medium ground of the [ __ ] is this person close to you is this some of you yes okay so ask them for more details on this procedure okay and Ian if you and your research can find any procedure in which the anus is flipped I'd like to hear about it all right I'm on it hmm sounds kind of sexy gently dilate the anus with special retractors clean out the fissure and I from the person that told me this I do know the pain after the surgery is excruciating well you know it too much about this person is in your family your immediate family I'm not making anything yes yes it's definitely someone in your immediate family it's Zack I would come clean there's I'd have no problem with saying I have authorized the wound Exe writes into the Fisher damn now that the procedure they had done was like 15 years ago so maybe it's different now it's different well cutting of the anus and flipping it sounds like you need some new technology that's high level all I know is the pain after firm described is the worst pain you will ever feel in your life it's the most pain I've ever felt I mean you will ever feel I never had it alright we're wrapping it up hit me with that music alright we're done the music well guys that's another episode of pure entertainment education drama and everything in between we've learned a lot we've learned a lot we've come far we've got a table of salads here and a queasy stomach thanks to the blue cheese from Wendy's boo wins douche bag of the century award for making us salad at a drive-thru restaurant with blue cheese well how psycho do you get and I thank you all for watching this H fruit podcast it's been a joy a privilege and the privilege of my life I don't know what I just said to entertain you because I was born to entertain it's my calling and purpose and I come before you as your humble servant to make to give meaning to your life and purpose and frankly speaking I am I am the new Jesus yeah and the spirit of Kayne I am Jesus Christ who doesn't believe in Christian values and regularly masturbates and what's on Christ like I drink I don't use drugs that much anymore but I have I have what's on Christ I'm just saying what is on Christ like that I do then what it was what me gluttony big time that's a big one thank you and that is a big one literally sloth sloth well I need a wrathful sometimes a lot of pride yes what are they all the sins I think you might tick them all well most isn't that less well not that much oh I am married happily what who are you guys to judge me let's do this you can judge unless lest you be judged you little [ __ ] how dare you judge me your Lord I'm just kidding I'm just a fat [ __ ] feeding window even I apparently killed Jesus according to Trisha - so that's not that's literally not christ-like of me and what else is there to say you guys anyone else got anything I saw people were saying that you get angry at me at the end of the show Dan do you think that that's a fair assessment did you see that comment no suppose the people who someone was wondering why Dan gets so angry at Ethan at the end of the show it's not anger its frustration why are you frustrated because I'm try and elegantly end the show and and no matter how hard I try it's just it doesn't even matter does anyone like that song no [Music] Zach likes that song but in the end it doesn't even matter we just got claimed should I cut us out yes I mean Danny I mean it's up to you man what's the right everybody spare me please yeah [Music]
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