KSI Destroys Logan Paul & Mandalorian Review - H3 Podcast #157

to welcome everybody to the specialist Epis the best episode of the best show Wow what a treat a street podcast is here with my dog shredder Alfredo and ela today we are sponsored by expressvpn and Stitch fix and first off first of all welcome everybody thank you for joining us we have a fantastic show playing here today for you as always I want to first issue an apology to ela I said that her post office story at last episode was a 5 and it actually resonated with a lot of people and so I do want to issue a public apology and to to revise my rating and I'll give it a 7 based on the overwhelming audience reaction thank you apology accepted well we actually had a funny anecdote from one of our fans they wrote in he said because I had said what's going on with this this mail forwarding what yeah stop anyone from just forwarding mail anywhere right and so this guy he says he works for USPS for those of you who don't know we're talking about Ella had a heck of a time at the post office trying to Ford mail to her new address and they ultimately said just put it in the mail we don't need to verify your information and I said well what's to stop anyone from forwarding anybody's mail even though they technically thought that my forms were filled by someone else and they still told me just put it in the mailbox which is obviously less secure safe as they can check your ID and verify that even if it was signed by somebody else it's still you regardless here this guy says I am a supervisor for USPS I saw the segment on your recent podcast of Aeolus problem at the post office I thought I would share with you the process of which a change of address card goes through and how incredibly insecure it is like Ethan said you can literally change anybody's address although it is a federal crime and if you get caught you can make you can face many years of imprisonment - all you trolls out there well it's gonna be pretty easy not to get caught I don't know if you can just put this papi they'll believe mailbox on the street he says here's a link to a news article which a guy this is the best he put a change of address and had UPS headquarters address changed to his home is that the ultimate UPS headquarters let me repeat that forwarded to his home address not only that let me pop this story up he started cashing their checks don't you need an ID for that like he goes he forded their address in 2017 he requested changing a corporate mailing address from addressing Atlanta to an address in Chicago an apartment on Chicago's North Side yeah UPS is headquarters is in his apartment in Chicago's North Side the post office duly updated the address and he began receiving the company's mail including checks it went on for months prosecutors say he deposited fifty eight thousand dollars in checks that was improperly forwarded to adjust what a system failure he receives them donut and going on for month how can he deposit their checks though no like that's even crazier this guy must be thinking to himself like this is next change like Amazon yeah you know I heard a story I think we maybe we talked about it where someone was just sending invoices to Google and they ended up getting paid like millions of dollars just do you just send him an invoice like hey you owe me money and counts like yeah he got caught eventually but he probably spent all the money so he had a good-ass year before he went to jail and you know when Google comes after you go to jail for life you look you don't get the death sentence when Google comes after you uh so there you have it I don't know how he was able to cast check yes I'm still waiting to see if my form actually went through it didn't I guarantee it because that lady was after you too she probably went in there and ripped it up no but I was surprised your because according to the other ladies there who seem to be on my side yeah right they said just put it in the mailbox there's no difference it's the same thing it's like do you not see a problem with that post people yeah according to her I'm committing a crime right now and you guys are okay with letting me put it in the mailbox no you're not committing a crowd you're not impersonating yourself according to her I am right she thinks that my form was wrong wrongfully filled by someone else she she wouldn't accept it from me so according to her there is a crime of a new one whatever the post office day I think what they do is they literally go to like rehabilitation centers and they go to like places where you check yourself in you know and they recruit people to work at the post office from there they tout their health plans and don't think that what happens it says what it sounds like you know it's funny also from the last episode my parents were offended by the boomer accusation against boomers yeah I was shocked by this whole I was this Boomer thing getting so out of control it's just a gag I mean yeah boomers are are annoying I mean but like actually that they're actually getting offended by this boomer my parents go just so you know Ethan you know yes college went up for you but guess who has to pay it the Boomers I was like first of all not everybody's paying for college and by the way you wouldn't have to pay for my college and I wouldn't have to be so dependent on you if I could just pay my college with $26 if what the tips I got for my part-time work also your mom said that they were politically they protested Vietnam yeah but I mean that's I don't think that's really what people complain about I'm talking about the attitude they have that they had much easier time and then they're giving [ __ ] to Millennials for being lazy when Millennials aren't lazy they're just shafted they don't understand that yeah but anyway it's not that serious either it's just it's a stupid meme and now all of a sudden now it's serious now there's like generation wars there used to be race Wars and others generation wars so the boomers are upset and I don't think that makes Boomer even funnier you know other updates in my life as you guys are all on the edge of your seat here with these updates I'm happy to say that I'm still a vegetarian after the Arby's meat Mountain and I think you are V's fan now I mean I'll be happy to say if I keep this up that the Arby's meat Mountain was the last time I eat meat American we even had a barbecue over the weekend and I held strong we got some beyond meat sausages that were fantastic and I'm telling you these beyond meats are just as enjoyable as meat they really are and I'll take more enjoyable to me because I don't have to worry about what kind of gross thing am i eating sure like when I normal hotdogs I'm I don't really enjoy because I'm also paranoid about what I'm what I'm eating there's a texture issue it's like chewy and that you're eating out of it a pig's a test in I mean it's kind of gnarly but here's the thing it tastes delicious I'm not going to dispute that but people keep now going I don't know if this is some kind of meat propaganda but every time I bring up beyond meat they go oh did you know it's not that healthy I'd say yeah enough in a sausage is it's not supposed to be healthy it's it's junk food it's a barbecue the point is I'm not eating meat yeah I don't understand this whole we've heard it already from a few it's did you but did you I'm not eating it because I think it's healthy did you know that it's not healthy oh you shouldn't eat that it's like dude you're eating a pork sausage there's probably feces and like Salmonella like 50% of that sausage is feces of salmonella and that's a very American like why is that even and I just looked it up and it's like nutritionists say veggie burger is healthy despite being processed oh is that what it is I feel like they're being cannibalized by their own people but they don't weigh wise it's a veggie burger it's just not meat I'm not I'm not eating a it to be healthy it's not meat and it's still a hamburger that's the point nobody's saying oh did you know how hamburgers not healthy yeah we know that it's it's a it's a you know it's a treat okay now I'm a militant vegetarian but I'm happy to say that the feeding window has persisted the vegetarian has persisted feeding window plus vegetarianism equals true euphoria true enlightenment here's what they they said that most of the nutritionist classified the veggie burger as a sometimes food meaning it can be healthy to eat on occasion as a substitute to real food I'll shut up to them I say that it's like did you really need a research on that that just seems like common sense how about just shut up and let me eat my veggie burger what do you do you classify a real burger Oh sometime food probably there you go sometimes everything I eats is sometime food if you mix up the sometime foods enough then your then your you know I'm saying you eat a burger on this day a pizza on this day they this sometimes that's sometimes that sometimes I'm healthy you just rotate you know but I think I'm losing weight I think I'm losing weight I think I'm losing weight I think my belts a little less a little less everything becomes a song I go I am the thing is that I have a lot of fat not just my stomach now but with my arms my thighs my wheel I got fat all over the place go today anyway I think I'm losing weight so that's exciting I like the feeling window I like the vegetarianism and I love the vegetarianism wait hold on Gila you got to admit happy that were vegetarian for days strong you got to admit something about the feeding window that you were hating again go ahead go ahead about the feeding window I think that it's wonderful really because I see how are you responding to it I feel like I'm talking about a baby now you're responding really well to the feeding window mm-hm and it's eliminating the late-night snacks mm-hmm which is perfect for you it keeps you on a schedule which is perfect for you it keeps me on a schedule because I know when you're eating and I know that you're not gonna come at me at midnight with like pizza requests yeah so there's less stress for me too I'm pretty much just eliminating a meal for my day yeah just forces me not to eat that third meal it's fantastic had a cup of tootsie rolls you know no saying and back to here we got a bunch of candy left over and it's a beautiful thing you want to look at h3 memes of the week it's Tuesday yeah but also you're not abusing the window no I would never abuse the window me how dare you all right so here we as you know we'd like to go over on reddit.com our slash hthe productions we like to go over you guys put all the effort into these beautiful lovely memes and every Tuesday we go over the freshest spiciest H straight reproduction memes of the week dan by the way just remember I want to have people call in and leave messages for us voice messages yeah okay how do we do that I used to do it last year you have the numbers to do is it is it open I can it's not right now but I can reactivate it okay well we'll figure that out turn the break 808 ha Meem is it really 808 hot and that's such a good non-drive like a million different combos and that was so we got to open that up 808 hot meme you guys click all in like message question I concern we will address it on the show when fashion a confession right shoenice made another weird video about us did you got it I don't know what he's problem is cuz it's like when I start warming up to him and I want to have don't tell me this I just made contact with him let me show you the video you can tell me what you think come on I don't know what's his problem he's the one who's mad at me and then he's gonna stalk me true well that's that's better for me frankly but every time this happens I make connection with him I start warming up I think could be a great podcast guess I do I just don't know what shoenice is gonna show up and I'll tell you what I mean like there's a shoenice where he's like shout out to you know Ethan in Gila I didn't mean it I want to be on your show and then maybe he probably erased it guys guys I'm not entirely I mean he has so many channels though let's see I mean he sent me an email that said I am the most nonviolent person in the world I run from confrontations and he's been going through long you've got you got to see this video okay I like that message the most nonviolent person in the world more than I mean that's what he says okay how do we how do we how do we quantify that that's almost like vicious yeah that's suspicious I do you know something else that concerns me somebody said careful Ethan this is literally the same thing that happened in Joker when they invited Harvey what was his name Harvey late night and and he liked that comment he's favored that comment okay but also is it I think you're a stick god damn it you nice buddy always erase [ __ ] man see he had emailed me because I we were busy last week and I had moved out to him yet and yeah I think he got sad about it and got me a very sad email saying I'm out much love to you guys but you know I understand you don't want me around or whatever and I emailed him back I said she nice no don't don't be like that you should have reached to reach out to him sooner though because we could ask everything what I'm trying to say is everything's back on track and I'm talking to him and so maybe that's what you now but now you're well he erased the video in the video he goes uh he goes even in ela he's like I mean I'm telling you he's like off sure it's a new video it yes it just came out like yesterday and he erased it if you go to his channel his newest videos from six days ago so he goes on a racing spree he goes Ethan and ela stop [ __ ] talking about me you always clickbait me and it always gets you more views well it's [ __ ] and it's time to stop talking about me get might get your name out of my mouth before I and then he starts but uh he starts threatening me he goes Ethan you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] and if I see you I'm gonna do something you know vine he said and he goes I'm just kidding I scared you didn't I Ethan you [ __ ] it's like I mean I'm saying almost verbatim what he said just so unhinged I know I don't like see I don't like that side of Shu knives well why don't we we don't have to have a man we could we could do like a Skype call yeah why don't we do that just do like a remote we got it because not the same idea you got a date I've got an idea if we bring shoenice in what if we put him in a straitjacket let's put him in a straitjacket with a call okay yeah do you like the straitjacket idea well you know we'll take it off well just he will be like look before you into the room we'll have our security guard before you into the room I'm gonna frisk you and then I'm gonna put this straitjacket on you and then you can come me Ethan and ela too much let's start with a call what about like a Hannibal mask over his face in addition to this JJ too far no that's reasonable I just want to feel safe I'm sure he'll understand after that last video new video yeah I don't know if you're AC he's got like a thousand chance okay so maybe this hard have been on shoenice ASMR let's go I mean how do I find all the showers she nice official channel does he have a Boomer Channel is he a Boomer you know I don't think he's a Boomer he's Gen X I think um let's see I mean let me sort by no he has like 20 channels so it's hard okay let me sort by upload date the thing is I know he does I think he does constantly erase videos so but what is this again well basically I've been on YouTube nine years next month same with h3h3 maybe 10 years I've seen Ethan's videos 6 7 8 years ago I've always known Ethan anniela good people they're a family now I'm sober I guess in their last podcast they mentioned having me on there again I'm one of the greatest YouTube stories ever straight up to this 10,000 animal again Paul gets me deleted I'm back up to 100k again I'm not disagreeing with you nice chance on YouTube that's why I want to have it on the show I don't even I know your producer you're all good people sure I get drunk and I say stuff I say to everybody I'm a raw comic but you guys knows I'm down inside I got a good heart and a good song and so from this directly after the other out of your think who's wearing the same hat we can even have the interview maybe outside you guys come to Denver now how you can be got a baby either you want to show your kid right now that what does that sound legit it seemed very nice that's not the one that's not the one all right maybe you had a nightmare no you guys I'm gonna find this hold on now you really pissing me off shoenice addresses false rape allegations oh wow do I even want to go there probably she knows flips out on Ethan eel again here it's the same day or no that's the other video yeah look November 11 it's a faster day okay there you have it no this is re uploaded from this guy shoenice deleted videos X I think is either him or someone who so here okay just just enjoy this yesterday right of that room is a veteran Ethan ela the producer who whatever your name is reunited stop mentioning my name per views every time you mention my name you get views and you know it stop it come to Denver and we'll chat put me on skype and we'll chat but it's open shut the [ __ ] up and don't mention my [ __ ] [ __ ] that's him drunk and then the other ones him sober I guess well not that bad names he's sober but it's just but who is this I don't know who this sword that was uploaded I think that's gotta be the most recent yeah that was yesterday and then the one I'd already made peace with him so so yes so this one the first one we watched of him being on is that's why I deleted it was from the seventh and this one being psycho was from the ninth from the ninth yes no no Saturday yeah I think it's on Veterans Day he said happy Veterans Day not if you sit on the 9th or not oh it's a but this one this ok so what do you make of it I believe I emailed him apologizing for not getting back to him sooner on Saturday so maybe he posted that video then emailed me and my shoenice I'm trying to tell you it on the video if if we're not getting back to you it's Dan's fault it's not me it's Dan's fault dancey dance the [ __ ] I explained you Dan explained everything in the email I explained it on the podcast then is a busy guy we got a lot of work for then I'm clipping that Dan is a busy guy [ __ ] you that's such a good sound bite well okay let's get on a Skype call with him let's plan that out look we will pre record it get a little into the mind of shoenice he's got a lot of voices rolling around he's Marge she's joked or no we're about to look at the memes though have something to ask you about oh you have something won't put on the veil on the window oh I guess not okay you want to send it on discord ah that window just disappeared to know her so anyway let's get back to the memes we got sidetracked with Tosh shoenice but I mean he says he can't fly by the way he says he's gonna be in LA sometime in the fall I believe you said isn't it the fall now yes it is so then why don't you find out but I think it's a guy over station first it was like the first date right right and then and then we'll take it from there beautiful foreplay I get it set up next Tuesday let's go dude he could he could literally I'm just saying if he's here he could lunch he the lunch across the table and chew and strangle my head off and like before you could even react he's got crazy energy dude I don't think that he's a violent guy well apparently he's been accused of rape that's according to some random YouTube video do we investigate that right now no no Dan says oh good call good call right cue nice I don't know I doubt that it's just some random youtube video sorry but if you have B if it was Dan it's all Dan so here's the memes for the week guys you're in the wrong Street cuz ela is pointing a gun at Trish and she's running that's violent Trish just starts hitting on Heath enos's that's true oh is that the wire thing that's from the wire could be wrong when you successfully hit candy in the shop car and your mom bought it anyway that's the NRA you're so happy with that lolly I love that one so much it's no happy that could be a good shirt image for an Dan trying to end the show Ethan talking powerful I like that the boys well I guess I should describe these for the for the listeners know I've been putting them in the O show description of very nice I heard my version been getting some good feedback for that nice if you if you're an audio listener and you haven't noticed that yet all of the links to everything we watch and look at are in the description how wonderful how what a sweet thoughtful gesture Dan it's Greta the little girl Greta staring at Trump so that's what that is the boys will they try to educate themselves on the female hymen it's all of us you know being very confused and eva is not interested in this conversation ti here just checking ins it's a view from his daughters vagina looking out into q nice is the Joker that's that's the Batman we deserve that's a good Joker man that's a terrifying Joker that's too realistic and would that Batman stop that Joker do you think and this universe they're supposed to struggle right it doesn't mean he's it's his equal it's his man right Joker is his aunt dented this is a Batman I'm team Batman when your boss is saying something controversial and digging himself into a hole and your help will stop him so you just have to watch him crash and burn that didn't happen what is he referring to no no no no I don't know what he's referring to this I like a lot you can with the new belt Delphine video you and my girl business I want to watch this source video know what is only the Japanese a spring show can you pull up that uh I want to watch that don't you try and find it yeah I try to find it it's like acid you guys this is us eating sour this FDA approved an I'm going in for round two yeah a she podcast worried about eating segments on the podcast me running to the sound of Ethan's lip smacking pornhub is this real porn hub offers TI's daughter one no no lose virginity I want to be surprised as a joke apparently something they would do and they then they flip your [ __ ] it's Charlie from always funny the conspiracy mean and Zack taking my mom asking where all the Vaseline went me explaining it help with my itchy butt hole I mean that's what Vaseline is for that's one of the applications of a sling am I wrong slang for if not to put in your butt irritated skin yes that's what I'm talking just happens to be in your butt I'm babies mmm-hmm sensitive skin when mom says you can't adopt a blue go well ela said well this I love the shrunken Joker it's Ethan and SAS both with the need Mountain I don't know why I love this Zack is my meat Mountain accomplice army of darkness it's me with a Papa bless and he loved my leg Donnie dolls deep cuts so flow bro sexual 2x oh that's a good a strong an army of dankness okay well break time oh well we've managed to discuss nothing why really yeah well we went on a whole shoenice tangent their generation um dan i do want to ask you something would you help me bury a body what dan let's let's talk about after the break but i wanna i really want to know if it would help to bury a body I mean I want to know how as a producer I want to know where your limit no let's let's go to a quick break and we'll be right back when find out damn would help me bury buddy or not maybe it's that I think Zach would we'll find out we got a lot to talk about the mandalorian we all watched sanic is back and looking juicy Epstein has an egg-shaped penis we'll get into that maggot challenge ooh this one's fun and of course Logan Palmer's case I fight I want to talk about that and so so so so so much more more violence at Popeye's my 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extra 25% ah when you keep everything in your books that stitch fix that come / each thing once again that stitch fix calms logic Sri darling so as I was saying Dan as my producer if I called you and said Dan I need your help with something you of course would oblige me as the good crepe producer you are I said you come over my house and there's some dead guy and in a room or something and I say love well let's let's get rid of this uh-huh what do you do I'd probably have some questions like what would you ask me it was totally justified it was everything was justified about it so like in self-defense it was self-defense someone broke into the house let's just say someone broke into the house and I blast him with the shotty and he died on my floor I mean if it was really justified when you just reported because we have work to do I mean burying a body that's that is work and that's that's hard to work than we do for a living maybe maybe like I shot him in the back so it's like wow so it just looks a little fishy it's a little fishy but I don't know and in your house yeah in my house stand your ground laws or whatever I don't know Callie I think I think yeah I think if you shoot him in the back it's you can get [ __ ] you might get [ __ ] so I'm like dude look this guy came in my house I'm sure yeah I mean any of these circumstances yeah let's go are you serious that was bringing your house I mean you know what he was trying to get you know a lot like what do we do well I go down I need what do we do oh what's the game plan we got a tarp or anything uh yeah I'll get a tarp I got a tarp and we'll go out halfway to Vegas hmm you know out in the middle of the boonies Death Valley or something I'll be fine Death Valley Oh dig a hole it's it's gonna be okay and then what do we do about like the blood on the floor and in the car and stuff like that um well good Zach take care of that bleach yeah you can be our uh I didn't expect I didn't expect you to say yes well I mean you said is justified it was yeah fully justified what's going on either would you help me with that yes yeah I got you thank you thank you guys I feel very loved right now now by the way during this whole process I'll be taking a lot of photos secretly three to six months later then are you chewing in the mic come on how much [ __ ] do uh you're gonna give me [ __ ] for that Ethan really no I'm the one that's eat while you're talking honestly no I got Ethan so what you're gonna be worried you're gonna you can talk pictures free well guess what I'm taking pictures at the same time and I'll say with your idea in three months I'll put I'll [ __ ] betray you did happen in your house I don't own a gun you do okay but you're an accomplice so you're already yeah even if you rat me out no more monsters though you got a kid so life is everything I don't really care right now that now this theoretical is just out of control because you're not taking it seriously anymore what I'm taking it very seriously mmm-hmm you're an accomplice at this point if you bring me down even if it's justified and you turned me in you are still gonna go to prison yeah but again you have a lot more to lose I feel like you are so what has that what does that affect you so you know it affects me what are you gonna blackmail me what do you mean by that I mean I didn't use that word okay let's move on deniz now change the set this is not whatever I wanted this to go wait so how would you dispose of the body he would well according to Dan who you got it all wrong got it all oh you did yeah you got it from what I've seen my movies mmm-hmm you got a new start limb from limb so you pull the teeth out of the head yeah so you cut the leg off you got the other leg off and you cut the two arms off and then you spread them around so that way it's harder to find the body well I don't see how that help well if they found an arm they'd still be able to identify them by their DNA this is what I've seen in the movies all the movie I don't get it yeah I don't get that strategy that just seems like Oh [ __ ] and a big mess I like I think bearing it in the middle of the desert is a good call he's right if you just go half way to Vegas drive five miles into the desert dig a hole call it a day yeah I mean that seems pretty clean one and done I don't I don't think I say you call the police call the police okay I know I know who not to call [Laughter] I also before we review the mandalorian I also want to say that I'm a bit a boy now because at the new house we can't use baby wipes after after all this time we can't use baby wipes and there's a bidet in the toilet and I never thought I would use this kind of a day but I'm like well hell I'm just gonna sit on a try it's unlike anything else I've used where you face the wall and you have your hands on the handles like your starship pilot sick you you're like getting so with the temperature it's like a little hot local note I mean and you're getting the pressure up and there's a jet that shoots right at your [ __ ] high-pressured so basically feels amazing it's Finn the pressure is super high you always had concerns about what do you do then when you're wet because you can't use toilet paper here's what I misunderstood people acting like you just [ __ ] and get over the bidet but no you cannot do that that's insane what you need to do is you wipe all the you know yeah let's say Ground Zero that's what I like to refer to the first like five wipes and and at that point I would go in for a baby wipe but instead of going for a baby wipe for the you know how do you want to do that though you know you're it's the it's the rubble you're going in with the bulldozer and cleaning up the you know you don't want to breathe the fumes cuz you'll get a cancer later down the road but but instead of using a baby wipe you sit on the bidet and at that point you're already clean but you're just taking out the trash but what do you do afterwards you just wet so at that you know at that point there's actually a towel rack next to it so you're not wiping your ass that's what I understand you're just trying your thighs so but I haven't been using a towel I just been I go high-pressure and then I turn it off and I just kind of jiggle jiggle the water off as best I can I put on my pants it's not that bad but what I would do if I put a towel there and I'm going to is just dry your thighs and your prayer and that's it I'm telling you my [ __ ] has been like cleaner than it's ever been it feels great you ever had high stream water plane blown out your [ __ ] did well nice and warm it's super high pressure and you can you can like go higher pressure than you're comfortable with and sometimes it squirts in your ass the water and I'm like I didn't like that well but that's an option I recommend using a brown tall know it but I'm telling you there won't be any [ __ ] on it a brown towel that's hideous that's awful where's everything I've got some questions about the mechanics of this because the way you describe that now this is a is this thing built into the toilet no separate unit you'd like to stand like you you walk over to it yeah and you're like so in the same room so any little water walk no no I'm wiped my ass it's not that serious okay like I like I just like right next to each other you [ __ ] you can wipe and you say you do like you do like three wipes to get the chunks out you flush that so you move on to the bidet you sit on the day it's just it's like one step away you don't even have to waddle okay it's in the bathroom you sit on it you face the wall and there's a knob so it's like it's no we didn't think that anything would like it so we already bought the total toilets we bought the todos maybe I'll but those are cool cuz they try your ass and I think I like the totem it opens for you so you don't touch though this is the one that Tom and Christine yeah yeah yeah okay and you don't have to touch the toilet seat ever cuz it opens when you enter the room Wow do you use a bar of soap on the bidet like the clean what yeah that's what you're supposed to do you're supposed to like so you're supposed to do what do you know nobody soaps their [ __ ] that's right less you're in the shower that's insane you can have too much conversation I'm not touching my [ __ ] effort I mean I think we shouldn't really know what everyone is doing it's way too late for that dealer yeah are you bringing that up no no that doesn't make any sense get some extra clean where do you know I've actually trips open to prove you're not suppose of what soap your [ __ ] when you're on the day that's crazy why well first of all why is it necessary at second while you're putting your hand in your [ __ ] that's defeats the whole purpose of the cleanliness but it's soap Zach you're not serious no I've tried it like I'm dead serious so tell me about the process of soaking your [ __ ] after your check well I like you I do the wipe and just to get the extra clean when you go on the bidet you know you get the water right and then you know you wet the soap and you go like a bar oh so you hope you have a you have a place for soap I don't have a bidet in my house but like sometimes in hotels there'd be a bidet and I've used that so you just leave there's no place for soap next to the bidet you just leave it in the bidet in the bidet what do you mean on the bowl with the [ __ ] water inside the [ __ ] water goes down it passes over the Sun no way let's discuss you leave a but you leave a Bardot's know what you know but you know that's not the let Zach let me ask you something is the person who told you you flip the [ __ ] the wrong this is first-hand experience okay but do you understand that here you there's no way that the intention is to leave a bar soap in the bowl of the bidet I you don't touch you don't you have to reach in and grab this will be touching the bidet bowl which is where [ __ ] water goes flows but why does someone else use is it actually you're at a hotel even more horoscope you're at a hotel with other people and other people stayed there that's or if none of this adds up I've stayed in a lot of hotels I've never seen one of these are you sure Vegas I've seen a bagina I've seen it with DES in a hotel but I did not I think you just grabbed the soap it doesn't mean that they set it up like that you don't have right the way bar soap worth you grab like the bottom end of the soap and then you wipe it's almost like you're wiping with the sober row yet soap has been in other people's ass no it's a brand new so and then so would you throw it out you leave it in the bowl and our is anyone else using the soap and hotel room only me no [ __ ] on the soap hold on how do you know that no one else is sitting on that bidet if you're you're not there by yourself right like you're not in the hotel room by yourself are you by yourself no okay I would make sure okay yeah and so you leave it in the bowl does anyone else use the bidet no why would no one else uses the daemon the only one that likes it okay and now this is something you do or they don't tell me that there's a girlfriend there with you no no no yeah cuz she would break up with you as was years ago but you so you you started the conversation by saying this is what people do and I want you to revise that this is what I've been told by who told you that I I saw someone told me that I hope you soap your butt on the bidet how does water clean it well and high-pressured it's like a power clean but you still need some type of bro you don't soap your [ __ ] after you wife ever you you start with lead your [ __ ] to be so we're gonna eat your the first time they like walk your own yeah this is part of the tour they show you who's the soap they leave the Soleil of the soap inside yes let the ship water flush yeah you start with the water okay so your butt is moist and then you you use the soap and then you clean it out there's no need for you to soap your [ __ ] but don't you want it extra clean for what I don't know don't you want the brown to go bye-bye that's it's a high-pressure power wash that's how it works I don't want to touch my [ __ ] that defeats the purpose you understand that the minute you touch your [ __ ] the old the whole process is null and void no youyou you're objectively wrong Zack I need you to know this be that as it may I still have tried it okay and so did you what need to wash your hands afterwards oh of course yeah yeah so you wash your butthole you're white you when you wipe it away with the bidet yeah then you go and wash your hands correct are you concerned at all that you were just touching your shitty [ __ ] with your hand no because my butthole is clean now well you but you've cut but before you use the soap it was presumably dirty no because I you got a wipe so you see no brown why do you know what happens the next time you use it do you remember which side you can touch of the soap on which side you can touch you gotta make a guess I guess so you actually put the bar soap like now and you actually touch your butthole with the bar so yeah correct and then you put it in the bowl that doesn't sound sanitary the water touches your [ __ ] and it gets flushed what happens if there's a little bit of poop on the soap or like an [ __ ] hair I'm gonna ask you you make sure it's cleaning what about an ASP you do and wash the soap yeah you would wash this you see when you're washing soap you know you [ __ ] up when soap is so dirty it needs to be washed do you understand that that doesn't that's wrong soap is mint you can't wash soap set okay do you ever get it do you ever see [ __ ] people on the soap no and if there was would you just remove it with your hand no I throw the soap out you would one [ __ ] pube that's enough but you had [ __ ] on it there was no brown on the soap but it was in your butthole how deep in the butthole do you go when you put the soap not super do not super deep so you go in a little bit no I don't want like soap going directly on my butt how many times have you done this once or twice once or twice okay so you're not exactly the authority so yes I was just I was just giving you an experience okay thank you pass this story should have started with like you know what I what I did once and did you how does it feel getting the water shut at your [ __ ] it's pretty nice right yeah I mean it's a little uncomfortable at first but I loved it it's kind of like it's very gratifying do you find it gets ticklish yeah yeah it's it's like a it's like a water God tongue and tongue in your bottle a water goddess if I if you were I've been trying to get you to try it are you putting it off like yesterday I pooped on your because you used it and they feel like nice clothes okay if I gets yours well yeah that's fine I love it you're missing out though I'm impressed by how high-pressure it is you seen those videos of those pressure washers where it's like you see the dirty bricks and then they bring up the pressure wash is brand new that's what I imagine is going on there so there you go my bidet boy and I haven't used baby wipes in a minute we moved baby wipes you're vegetarian Wow I'm kind of the perfect perfect citizen transcended what else can I do oh and I can I use paper straws only cuz I'm forced to and I hate them however your bowel movements been since the vegetarian diet um it's too early to tell you know it's only been four days okay but so far well you know I had a little diarrhea from some Mexican food yeah I think we had some bad food or maybe it's just the spicy salsa always gives me the round you know Mexican food is always such a gimbal it's just the spicy food I think it really maybe really gets things flowing well be that as it may we have a new show reviews there is this Dora's show no the last one was worse for sure but we did go on this the last one was worse let's talk about the Mandalorian the Mandalorian is the new Disney Plus show it apparently came out this morning at 3:00 a.m. but I downloaded Disney Plus last night at 10 o'clock in preparation to watch it in the morning and I got in no problem and I watched the show last night at 10:00 was amazing that first of all I had no interest in getting Disney Plus at all how Zek screw these greedy Sons of Guns Disney there they are so money hungry these guys they are all Mickey Mouse on the streets and all Mick Scrooge in the sheets thank you so I was not ready to to shell out more money for another monthly service but I'll tell you I was pleasantly surprised it's only six dollars a month though okay that's fine I log in there there's actually good a lot of good stuff there including the entire National Geographic catalogue which is really cool I know and honestly they've got all all their movies and [ __ ] I don't really care about that stuff but I put on the first episode of the mandalorian and I'm gonna tell you guys the honest truth I'm a lukewarm Star Wars fan all the new Star Wars I really didn't like that much they're just they're they're kind of campy and stupid and lame the original Star Wars I like very much this is thought this is the most Star Wars thing I've seen since the original films everything about it is Star Wars the universe the vibe the feeling the character the production value was insanely high the practical effects like there's I'm not going to do any spoilers here but it's high it's like high cutting-edge movie level like the the prosthetics and the practical effects like of that green alien at the beginning I was like this looks insane I was so impressed and I got to tell you guys the honest truth there I get I give it a 10 out of 10 the first step I loved everything about it it was fun it was Star Wars as how the movie looked amazing it didn't it felt it's not a movie so the show if I mean it was just it was so incredible was so beautiful the pacing was great the characters was great there's like a robot in there which is the first robot I've actually liked since the original you know all these new sequels there oh they're just trying so hard to force all these Star Wars strobes like here's a here's Jar Jar Binks he's like the new wookie and here's three what was the name of the little droid in the new ones bbbb a beat here's bb-8 he's a cute kawaii robot it's like they try so hard to hit all these tropes from the original but they just look it ends up so forced in my opinion here they've got a robot that feels Star Wars and original and he's funny and awesome and it's and I was like dude I love this robot so sick the character I mean everything about this they just they they nailed everything and it takes a minute to get into it for someone like me I feel like I wasn't sure you looked all asleep I did fall asleep but then we watched again here in the morning you were tired you were you already I'm a mom yeah I know but like but I did love that part with the robot yeah I'm sold I mean so I thought it was fantastic and I can't wait to to see where the series goes I love the production it looks amazing but it was very rewarding to like a lot of the first episodes are just kind of like they just lackluster they just don't take you there but this episode not only delivered on everything else it took me there it delivered and it got me excited and pumped for this series it just gets better and better as a episode I loved it I'm in I'm a Mandalorian I'm a bounty hunter gotta go put on my mask and I'm never gonna take it off and I'm gonna go hunt Bradbury's your guys's thoughts back here yeah yeah I really liked it too I wouldn't like I guess my only reservation which it didn't ruin it for me at all but yeah I mean it like you said they're clearly trying to hit the vibes of the original trilogy much more than the prequels or or whatever the sequel trilogy I guess you'd call it the new ones at times I kind of felt like it was trying a little too hard cuz like there's so many references to the original movies just in I mean what was it a half hour and like they were coming so fast that at times it was just like oh there's another you know it felt well well just like the the aliens in the towns or whatever I mean I you know there was like the dude with the elephant nose yeah and they're using like the exact same sound effects from a new hope and when he shows up at the door it's like the little job a palace like little eyeball thing comes out it didn't bother me those are a small thing I'm a little fanservice I'm I guess that's what it is it was a little heavy on the fanservice it didn't ruin it for me at all and I agree like I loved it I thought it was an and just as far as like a pilot for a television show one of the best pilots I've seen a long time like in in terms of what a pilot supposed to do sucking you in you know getting you hooked on and interested to see where it goes next blah blah blah so yeah I mean I wouldn't give it like a 9 out of 10 a 9 out of 10 you and Dan not get a couple points just for the Phantom dude over indulgence of the fan sir 9 out of 10 is a is a strong yes strong grade yeah and I I'm I'm pretty much the same as you I loved Star Wars growing up the prequels I kind of liked when I was a kid but you know it wasn't super hot on them and then just I really have not loved these new movies at all the first one I liked the last one was just [ __ ] it was just dog [ __ ] dog [ __ ] yeah the tip the blue tip milk the lot throwing the lightsaber I didn't wanna get into it because it gets me so upset just awful yeah yeah and but you know so I so I went in with fairly low expectations but I did too but I had heard uh I've got a buddy who actually worked on it and he wasn't you know he was very tight-lipped he's under NDA and couldn't really say anything but he had told me he was like this show is gonna be good trust me and he was right he was right it was [ __ ] good I thought it was so it's like it's about on par with the last season of Game of Thrones what's the budget per episode Dan I think it was like 12.5 million I'm impressed that they're able to was on westward in that budget to what's world was up there but not quite that high but getting the last season game thrones and this stupid show that I mean I guess it's not stupid a lot of people watching but this show the crown I don't know if you guys whatever no has an absolutely insane budget Netflix just diarrhea's money I mean I I know people liked it but how is the crown on the same budget levels Game of Thrones and Star Wars what they spend money on did they buy real crowds and I remember we talked about this last time this came up and random leave the show er back in the day huh what's also like because I think they were paying George Clooney like three million dollars in episode or something insane to be honest oh so that's up there with the highest - but yeah I mean the thing is is that I think for this is probably the most expensive first season of a show ever because usually a show has to thank ya hit before they're willing to put this much money into it but I think they were so confident that it was going to be good that they just don't I think what's more it is - and that range it's up there it's a hundred million for the first season Wow was 25 million Oh then the per episode it's like between a tenth and I wonder if they got the return on on West Road if it got them the results they're looking I thought that shows Finn I love it I love it yeah well anyway we are digressing the Mandalorian is great Disney did it they got me interested and Plus which I never in a million years thought would ever be a case this is your low-grade cosplay you know and I am looking for very cool to smelt some metal to put on my shoulder and upgrade my status as a candy and share your thoughts if you would I thought it was phenomenal how to give it a 10 out of 10 are you very good and you know Ian's got to do it to you now Ian's a hater as usual so let's hear what the hater has to stay out of the bunch I don't mean to be a hater all the time I don't want to be it's fine we need we need the devil's advocate as they as N likes to point out F tear easy [Music] why don't you guys just talk to the robot what's the point so you got you give it an a I didn't I just talked to the AI you go ahead though tell me what you actually thought it just felt a little kind of shallow to me a little bit it felt kind of like like traveling through a ride at Disneyland and you're seeing the cool stuff but and I love going on those rides and things like that that's how it feels but I don't really feel connected to anybody on this show and maybe that's something to do with the helmet because I'm not seeing an actor expressing emotion and and all that but it felt kind of like cartoony almost in a way that isn't really my type of stuff but I see why people like it and it looks really good I feel like Ian and then I I can't also see the excitement I mean it's a little corny I acknowledge that but it's good I mean so is the original Star Wars go back and watch that you know I mean I mean I he does have a point in that in this pilot the main character does not get an enormous amount of characterization I mean there's one I guess we should be if you if you really don't want spoilers you should probably I mean we're not gonna explicitly know don't say any spot we're good already you don't have to spoil you know okay so there's that there's a little bit of a flashback sequence that happens that hints that were gonna get some more story from him but it's true he's he's pretty he's pretty much a blank slate even at the end and that flashback thing felt so lazy I feel like I've seen that like the flashback was kind of it's very trophy it's very trophy but but so was the original Star Wars and that's kind of the thing I don't necessarily dock it for that because this felt like it was trying to be a space Western and the in the same way that the original was trying to be a space like a Buck Rogers you know 1930 space adventure thing and so on that level I mean yeah it felt like a it felt like a cool Western to me but we'll have to see where the rest it's the first episode you know the first episode we'll see where how the rest of it goes I first think they'd never fallen with the helmet I like seeing that I like the whole thing that they've got going on those Mandalorians I identify with that I feel that it's it's I like the mystery there's so much to learn about him in the Mandalorians I think they're cool bounty hunters and probably beautiful souls and I would like to join their race of Mandalorian bounty hunters totally with that being said I think that completes our review of the Mandalorian so check it out yeah I think it was great and you feel free to pirate it too it's not a big deal you don't have to get Disney Plus okay did you like the look of Disney Plus the layout and yeah it seemed fine I mean I didn't explore it that much I just clicked mendel yeah their video player like crashed one of our computers when we were trying to really I heard a lot of people were having trouble really okay I was when I saw just a fluke but we even rebooted the computer we were trying to watch it on the TV out here in the control room and every time we would open their video player the computer would go nuts and start turning off monitors yeah when I went on Twitter earlier it was like Disney Plus failed yeah that's what I saw I don't know if it's just that they're they have a lot of traffic or what I mean like I said I didn't expect to be able to watch it yesterday at 10:00 p.m. it was fantastic I think I think it was yeah City I think la for whatever reason they launched it early here well anyway yeah bootlegging I don't give a [ __ ] just it's good to watch it they're not sponsoring me pirate that [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] don't do that I paid for it alright I use expressvpn wings yeah exactly thank you Dan the way to tie it in if you're gonna pirate it use expressvpn cuz those Disney guys are [ __ ] crazy man they will come after you the expressvpn comm /h 3 sonic made it the new trailer so you guys remember that Sonic the Hedgehog got a lot of crap for the way that sanic looked and they released the new trailer they redesigned the body and I have to say I mean here's the before and after of the same shot that first one was so remarkably as I'm looking just uncanny freaky just so off I mean this is by the way the new one actually looks great I'm totally into it but what do you see like their bodies side by side that's when you really couldn't he's like Slenderman body I swear to God like I would not this one everybody hang on nobody panic you look keep it together there keep it together here this one to me showcases look how freakish it looks like a dude in a suit it looks like a dude in a sonic suit no am I crazy it's still not like the new one well it's more true to the you know it's it's much better it is better I don't know how anyone improved the one on the left just looks awful it's a dude in a sonic suit it looks like some dude killed sonic took skinned him alive well you know one or the other right skinned him and put on his fur but you don't like it well let's watch the trailer you can see him side by side I think we did get dinged when we watch the original because of the music and we don't need a train I was wondering for some way here you can mute it I'm gonna open it cuz I'm I know wonder if there's some way we can like do cuz oh [ __ ] like I don't know if they'll be able to auto detect it if I if I recall the original had that Coolio song in it the Kings right yeah so this one has a song in it as well so it's more about the song than the trailer I'll watch it like this I don't forgive [ __ ] brilliant I'll do I'll do the mouse over it and I'll go detecting big dicks not gonna connect that how no sound effect it aid sonic yeah [ __ ] okay this is awful so that it starts with Sonic doing a bunch of team sports by himself I'm like this dude is lonely as hell he's playing ping pong by himself he was playing baseball by himself where he hits it and then pitches it to himself it goes to the outfield I mean it's ultimately I I it's a kids movie you know so but you know it's the same actor from West world so I thought it was it was a funny joke to say that it's a weird expansion upon the West world world how do you rate that joke Gila alright alright thank you huh not a good rate that was some serious [ __ ] but there you have it I think it looks way better I like the way it looks yeah well it's subtle hate it I mean it's Sonic I don't like this kind of animation yeah I mean it only looks like the character now whereas it didn't at all just don't like this three the kind of character I don't know what to call it yeah hate that uh it reminds me of the the Pokemon movie that came out last year that bugged you to know little Pikachu right well there you have it people of fans of Sonic well people are very happy that they listened better for sure and revised it so at great cost I'm sure in pain this is done to the studio I agree and like I mean I was shocked man when I went on reddit this morning I mean people are really showing paramount love they it's got seventy thousand points is on the front page what a way to turn the bad news into good news right I mean they really I guess I got a tip the beanie to them for biting the bullet there this movie needs to do so [ __ ] well for it to not be underwater they're like canteen they spend so much money I don't see it happening but maybe I had to redo the entire movie think about that like the visual effects everything I think that it's going to I think it's gonna do very well there's been so much press and now people are all stoked that it looks good like if you go to the YouTube video the the like ratio is overwhelmingly positive there's getting tons that just came out this morning it's got five million views I mean look at the like ratio it's like fantastic so we'll see if people but I want to bet that it's not gonna do that good we should take that I feel like that drama is now over well remember we actually we all like now no one actually cares about saying right then we did take votes we made predictions about we need to revise that well what we had we had bet on what we thought the Rotten Tomatoes were would be no but it was before they announced that they were gonna redo everything can you bring those scores up and we can remove I'll take it up I think I said it was gonna go to zero no I think I said like 15 or something like that yeah we were all we were all shooting pretty low I need to revise it I think is it gonna do successfully at the box office that's another question I think you might be right cuz I'll tell you I have no interest in watching this film exactly but a lot of people seem to want to watch it there's anyone they just really want to watch it I think I think it was all about the drama and now now it's over I was never a saved a kid I didn't really play the Sonic games all that much so I don't have that much attachment to it I think Ian is a big sonic dude though you know you're gonna watch this film no oh okay are you Sonic no yes I would have gone when it was really bad cuz I think that'd be funny no I don't want to go anymore no one's gonna watch it Wow Zach you're not gonna watch this are you no I have no interest at all oh wow that'll be crazy that's gonna be crazy I think a lot of kids are gonna want jobs are gonna wanna walk but the thing is here's what I'm confused about and correct me if I'm wrong well they get their money back I don't know after redoing everything well here's something you can maybe guys can answer me when we were kids Sonic was part of our lives is nostalgic this is a kids movie none of us won't watch it our kids these days playing Sonic do they care about Sonic that's a good point I mean they're supposed to be us there have still been Sonic games coming out over the years but I don't think they're very knowledgeable right so when we were kids it was Sonic versus Mario they were when he was as big as Mario but yeah not so much anymore here we go I like the Hedgehog rotten tomato predictions Ethan you said 12 you know you said 20 was it but did we do like what the fans are gonna give it tomatoes I'm gonna revise mine to 50 because they have like fan rating and critic this is critic yeah this was critic rating I can yeah I think I'm gonna revise it to 50% I keep mine at 20 because I think the critics will appreciate that they went through the effort honey that's very low that's like remarkably low yeah I think yeah that's a for showing appreciation yes it should be lower than 20 but they're pretty wise lower but now instead it's staying at 20 okay I'm 50 you guys want to revise Ian you are up 14 [Music] I don't know bump it up to 36 there you go Zach you at 35 oh are you giving 55 55 I was at the zero yes am i I mean that trailer did look pretty cringy I don't know I obviously it's not gonna be it's gonna be I'm still gonna go under 50 I'm gonna go 40 I think it's gonna be it's gonna be bad yeah I think it's still gonna be and the question is box office is this gonna be like a mega duty flop well again I don't think it's gonna be a mega duty flop but considering how much they have to spend now exactly like the budget of the movie has got to be insane so it's passing again it has to be like a smash hit for them to not lose money on it I'm pretty sure so we'll see see what happens unless it wasn't as expensive as you think then according to this the budget was only 90 million is that before or after the redoing at all though let's see hmm let's see here hmm and you got to consider - so it's it's may have been 90 million image originally then they've redone all of the special effects but what they've also had to do is have two marketing campaigns because they had a whole roll out for this movie already last year and all the outcry happened and now they're gonna be advertising this [ __ ] out of it again here's the thing I really gotta like quadruple that 90 million know even though yeah because the marketing is almost always the same as the budget of the movie they would be marketing the film regardless I mean it's not coming out till 2020 I bet you they're gonna end up spending like 400 350 million total wrong I don't think so I don't think so I think maybe it would go like 30% what it was at most well regardless 90 millions less than I ate than I expected and I'll tell you what it's fairly low I think this movie's gonna make money maybe or maybe it's a total flop I'm very curious to know I'm watching I'm gonna be watching closely February 14th 2020 find out in three months or so hopefully they sponsor Alan time stay romantic it did really wait that's got like small box office numbers where the [ __ ] is gonna take their date to see Sonic that's just so weird either you want to go on Valentine's Day we're on our date already let's get a nice nice meal and see sanic interesting well III don't know I'm on the fence it's it's either it's not gonna be a smash hit that's for sure it's either gonna barely make a money or it's gonna be a colossal flop so that'll be fascinating here's a surprise for you guys everybody watch closely this is really a vital information Jeffrey Epstein being deposed could you please give us your name Jeffrey Epstein is it true sir that you have what's been described as an egg-shaped penis these types of questions are not only argumentative but directly to the manager embarrassed mr. Epstein if you continue with this type of question I will adjourn the deposition immediately sir according to the police department's probable cause affidavit one witness described your penises oval-shaped and claimed when arrested it was thick towards the bottom yeah but was thin and small towards the head portion and called it egg-shaped those are not my words I apologize but as mr. adjourned as mr. critten has stated that this is it that's a hell of a way to open it how about that about that I thought that was fantastic can we I mean I feel like that's like I mean I know they're talking about his penis but I feel like that's the cleanest Epstein video we can watch you know what I mean I just that's a hell of a way to to pose someone I wonder what he was looking for okay he's like yeah my penis is shape that's like well I mean obviously because there's a it was a police report yeah but but what is he trying to get at he's just trying to confirm the police report I mean yeah it's like you know if they can accurately describe his penis that means they saw it could I have different tactics like they're trying to annoy you on purpose well did I guess it backfired by the way he could be like well I you know you can say whatever you want a deposition no I wouldn't describe it as an egg I would describe it as large and glorious under oath yeah no you're not under oath no no you sure you can lie in a deposition you don't want to lie but if you then then you were under your you know you'll look bad when when it's reread to the court but you're not under deposition you know it depends if you're in a grand jury you are under oath but I'd like a deposition in a lawsuit you're not under oath if their position is the taking of an oral statement of a witness under oath before trial thank you I think I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't take an oath when I was deposed oh well maybe it's different was that a civil suit yeah I wasn't a criminal so I guess maybe it's different I just I just pulled up the deaf mean I remember I don't know I heard I've never been deposed so you I guess you're no better than me um whatever yeah I mean you can you can I don't i think that the shape of one's penis is up for interpretation anyway I don't think an egg shape is all that video pop up I don't think someone sent it to me an email I was I I'm telling you I remember asking the attorneys so somebody asked you can't lie that's the whole point that's why they tried to get you there they asked you one thing and then they'll come back to it again well they just want to show you as dishonest and then they can play it for the court but if it's a civil suit what are they going to arrest you for for lying it's different in a criminal whatever I am bears he's got an egg-shaped penis that's the point of the video we want he was he was not willing to confirm its thick at the base and it could become short at the top like a like a caution cone it's like a bad dragon dildo a lot of people look that up and watch the podcast people close to me and they were expressing surprise to me about the bad dragons I was taken aback I don't think anyone but you knew about it come on everybody out there knows was act knows what I'm talking about even Zack did he what you know about the bad dragons no I was the first time I heard of it I only one I heard about the Avatar shaped flesh light like the alien but no dragon so weird I'll people are into the Avatar thing I always thought the avatar aliens looks so weird yeah but to go back to the point it sounds like no one else knew about it I don't know what to say I've seen it all over the Internet what does that wear on reddit I mean and okay when I'm looking at porn it pops up in my feet like all the time it's recommended you see some girl [ __ ] identical people I'm not watching anything crazy I'm telling you the truth it's just a girl no I thought you know I'm I'm not I'm I'm just blown away that there's a market for that I mean and sometimes you just click it at a sheer morbid curiosity and you see you're like what is going on it's like this huge alien tentacles and some of them are enormous like I know that that was scary I'm going back in right now it's fascinating it's like there's disgusting there's ones that are like giant horse [ __ ] and they shoot a ton of like they have it rigged so they squirt a ton of like jizz out like buckets of it everyone watching knows talking about no no it's the way you're talking about me everybody knows what I'm talking about Zack knows he's just embarrassed because his girlfriend no I really have never heard about this I love the mystic the mystic we got this like unicorn horn and it's like rainbow I think that there's one there's one that um there's one that you see a lot that's like it's like the monster like drop mother dragon one that's like I mean it's like I don't know it's dan sound too judgmental don't don't keep shame people that want a [ __ ] dreck I point out lesson there's one called The Winston tongue this is just the grossest can you say it's me on this Court it's not gonna open on the don't show the screen oh I can see it you yeah wait let me open this so hope I want to know how big is this I want to get us huge so let me describe this tour yeah oh there's a size selector this is taking a long time to load extra large websites very busy why do they cut a Winston's tongue ever since the podcast because there's a there's an overwatch character called Winston this is what I'm assuming Winston overwatch it's not loading I don't know the comments to tell them knew about this before yeah go ahead I mean and be honest you guys don't throw me under the bus make me look like an idiot just be honest you've heard a bad dragon or be honest if you're done be honest because you all do it their websites are God yeah weird I don't know we cry yeah we loaded right up for me they're not used to having more than two people at a time after your easy so we've got let's see here a plane crash is added to the list of gender-reveal catastrophes no incident occurred when a pilot flew a crop duster style plane at a low altitude in order to drop 350 gallons of pink water as part of a gender-reveal celebration immediately after dropping the water the plane stalled and crashed sustaining damage to its fuselage and right wing a photo from the incident shows the mangled plane upside down in a field I guess the person survived because that's good but actually I have bad news for you because in October an Iowa woman was killed at a gender-reveal party after a family in inverted Lee created a pipe bomb authorities say last year in Arizona wow I guess they they they always celebrate the gender let's kill the mom or kill the aunt let's fill your heart we didn't like that that was a shitty on anyway you won't miss her mommy what happened to aunt auntie Roberta oh well she died at your uh at your gender-reveal party you're bombed Sam's party October and Iowa woman was also killed at a gender-reveal party and her family in a row I read that last year no an Arizona wildfire that burned 47 thousand acres of land was sparked by a gender-reveal smoke bomb what is this Popeyes I have more Popeyes violence by the way some really good stuff happen at Popeyes I was I was unsure I see that the ones that you have in there and Manson had one man was stabbed to death over an argument that Popeyes actually this is a great story I mean I don't have any images so I'll just read the story to you but it's fantastic people are dying in Popeyes mean this is a national crisis this is a [ __ ] emergency listen to this man was stabbed to death Monday at a Maryland Popeyes CNN I'll read article Kevin 28 was stabbed outside the rest this is actually great he was pronounced dead at the hospital surveillance footage showed several people were waiting in line yeah well I'll tell you know it's justice it is justice and you guys are gonna feel you guys are gonna get a sense when I'm talking about shows people were waiting in line for the chicken sandwiches when Davis entered the store and methodically started cutting in line haven't you ever confront fantasize about confronting one of these guys I always do well a man confronted Davis about his conduct and 15 seconds later the two went out of the restaurant door to settle the score Davis was stabbed Jesus how does the conversation lead to homicide in 15 seconds someone asked the chief called the stabbing a pointless crime well he cut in line to get a chicken sandwich from the guy who he said let's settle the score [ __ ] was stabbed you him carved you up like a piece of chicken how do you stop lying to death over that he probably got an unlucky stab you know what I mean probably got him in a good spot tender spot police are looking for the suspect who fled with a girl so they were probably just went to the next closest Popeyes did they looked at the other Popeyes in the area cuz if you wanna kill over Popeyes you want Popeyes you're going to the finesse Popeye yeah I can't believe you bailed after that in a statement Popeye said they were saddened by the stabbing but they will not ever stop selling their chicken sandwiches and they are secretly stoked about how dank their sickens chicken sandwiches are we do not yet know whether this was a result overspeed dispute over one of our products oh it was come on look at the room look at them so there you go I mean the guy cut in line and he got what was coming to what's going on parfaits there's another one I mean there's a video that I think it's probably too violent but I'll play the volume for you so there's again a white woman goes to Popeyes in the wrong neighborhood hey listen the audio I'm not going to show you guys this is too violent you got this white woman she's calling them the n-word there's a bunch of black people there not only black people as we as we discussed last episode of people [Music] but mostly black people she's seems to be the whole name I mean she seems his only wife but she's old too and sterile to asking her to leave and she just being her I mean she's really really being nasty calling them to n-word not leaving they keep asking her to leave this goes on and on and on she's being a total [ __ ] I don't even know what they're arguing about so then we go outside now there's when it gets good we have a separate shot from the phone outside the Popeyes she's being chased out now the lady's punching her what happened in that Popeyes was she called them then word but I wonder if she did something violent too because they weren't violent but now it cuts the next scene and one of the girls is punching this old lady and the other guy just body slams her could you see that Dan we didn't show it but you saw it yeah I've seen this video I mean it's insane she gets no you can't I just have the video and I've seen it before not so I mean he put on the screen for you there to see if she hasn't seen it we won't say I won't okay okay but anyway yeah I mean this big guy just grabs this old lady picks her up over his head and body slabs are I mean probably may have killed her yes she's all I don't know why she didn't leave earlier though she was really pushing them to the limit I'm not justifying it but pop I just crazy I'm not gonna I mean dude Popeyes is crazy puppies just Fight Club crazy what's going on there man make the sandwich a little that's good I know they gotta tone it down here's a dry bond or something as Popeyes this good I mean what is happening what's the best sandwich when we tried okay but is it worth getting bodyslam though no is working stabbed to death over so you have a should we talk about the conversation that regarding the Popeyes cuz I know you haven't made an email for my phone oh yeah I got an email from an African American who wanted to comment on my on my a comment that black people love Popeyes and I didn't say that for the record Dan said that Dan put that out there dan said black people love Popeyes I did say that I actually talked to this van cuz they emailed me as well so here we go this from an African American fan chiming in they said in regards to black people of Popeyes comment that Ethan and Dan made well again that was Dan who made that just for the record I personally want to say that I abhor Popeyes I have memories as a child my mom taking me pop by as far too often I'd ask her just to let me get a side of dirty rice what's dirty rice I don't like the sound of that but a response I have always hear that's not enough you got to eat and I'd end up with large hunks of fried poultry in front of me alas all black people do not think feel or taste in unanimity unanimity is that yes Union unanimity yes this was just my experience however I do challenge you that all that you all @hp maybe try to dismantle and rebuild your views on black people and fried chicken it's a stereotype rooted in a slavery to try to make this brief slaves were typically only allowed to raise chickens as opposed to other farm animals this mutually generally there it was only protein that most of them had experienced in cooking as you could only cook one type of meat you'd make it as good as possible frying chicken worked out pretty well because it kept better when spoil is quickly and they were able to experiment more seasoning which added the factor of batter even after slavery was abolished recipes were down and fried chicken continued to be a stable of black families despite white people also enjoying fried chicken nope yeah people do white people do not like fried [ __ ] okay of course white people everybody loves fried chicken it's delicious but the South still being extremely racist there was a lot of imagery depicting black people eating chicken and exaggerated ways this reinforces the racial stereotype of black people being dirty well they don't okay because it's food you have to eat with your hands I won't go on much longer but it's always been weird to me that why people are more than ready to consume their fair share fried chicken of which recipes have been honed through over the centuries of oppression but are the first to say black people love fried chicken back in the day we had to love it I wish fried chicken was food that we could all enjoy together free of racial divide much love Papa bless keep it real and keep it teddy fresh and by the way Briella who thank you for writing us in where's Brielle Brielle Brielle pronounced briella because she's got a he at the end Brielle just not okay Brielle I'm not good with this stuff PS I've been a I haven't been in Popeyes 13 years maybe it's better not well apparently it is apparently dan you erased the anecdote about her being interested in you what did you do that didn't seem relevant to the conversation but she wrote it dan what are you doing what do you mean it didn't seem relevant to the conversation what kind of insanity what is he doing how could you do this we won't read it but I got a city aside by information I get well because it was about me I would say I'm irrelevant at least live it and we won't read it because it was about you you get to censor it that's not how this works she's saying by the way it wasn't like she was exposing you she said if dance the next Bachelor I want to apply because I think because I find him attractive but why would you erase that I feel like that's a good detail why did you erase that because I'm telling you because it is not relevant to the conversation about the chickens let us so hold on hold on is it you didn't erase it because it wasn't relevant to the chicken that's the only reason you erased it yeah I think that it's flattering why would you want to erase something that was flattering to you do you often get people writing and saying talk to them because that seems like self-serving to put something like that I'm the one I remembered that detail and that's why I wanted to bring it up I thought that was the best part of the letter well also for me I want to hear that kind of feedback because let's feedback on the show someone actually is interested in the continuation of the bachelor yeah weird at three I see I see Kim well I mean do you want me to yes I want to I want the full letter okay and how dare you censor the suppression all the after we're talking about unity white and black people eating fried chicken together and you're censoring her uh I want to say one block fans Rodin come on let's see the comment I put it in discord discord he said on a total different no this is the redacted version a total different note is Dan if Dan is the star the next season of the h3 bachelor despite his racial views on people of color please consider me as the first contestant because he is honestly cute AF I really enjoy consumer of his voice and his reasonable opinions she also put her Instagram did you look at it I did not you are [ __ ] lying you come on the girl write you and say she thinks you're cute I know you have a girl then doesn't happen to be singles no I know but even still you want to know what she looks like no wait then unless you want to tell us something what I don't get messages from people saying they like me oh yeah you do from ooh and if you do you better not look at them I don't all my my dams have been closed for years I don't take take on but I don't expect them to look at it because he has a girlfriend but your cure I looked at it I was curious what she looked like okay well that's kind of different because what I expected or this I know but it doesn't matter he should be curious to how he sure does he's especially can't even look you know the words The Bachelor and start foaming are you serious yes why would it it's like he's a spectator too in a way no so why can he I look but he can because it's different she's not interested in you but it still holds the same interest to him at me no you know what I'm saying no it doesn't mean he want he's a he's unfaithful in any way it just means he's curious what she looks like the same way I am well do you see what I'm saying I wasn't curious that's the damn that I would have a problem with it I'm gonna put down on a lie-detector test [Music] well maybe you should go on a lady detective test mmm I said I looked at it with the bad dragon I have met I'll tell you I have met in my whole career never got one email from a fan saying good everybody now that they don't wanna mess with me oh I like this new possessive either but I thought you would agree why should then look at someone if he's in a relationship is not like wandering eye it is no I swear to god it's not like that it is what is it but you admit that I can look at it out of curiosity I did look at it but that's different but Dan should all it can also be curious from the same perspective you just curious who's reading this letter no you know I'm right and I disagree you guys want to chime in on this no I don't want to get between not you you don't feel calm man you're you're in the middle of this but did you not look because you felt like you're obligated to not look I mean somewhat but also just you know I saw that part of the letter and was like oh I'm flattered or whatever and then I moved on because I loved there you go of course I would look in there and not been Zack well I mean if you if you're faithful to someone like if you're in a committed relationship why windows up you know I'm it's not window shopping just it's part of the story you want to know who's writing the letter you're not gonna you're not gonna seriously consider being like hey I'm hey thanks for the letter how you doing you're know that's that's a whole other level that's not just looking I mean you have no intention of doing anything other than just seeing who wrote this letter and don't think you would look I would look if there was an Instagram I would look I did if they worry if this was about you though I would look it was about anyone I would look I would go look if it was about anyone a wannabe because you're like thinking from the show perspective I don't know but I'll definitely look you know I'm faithful you know I would never do I know you are but I'm learning new things I know you're faithful but I still think I can't even look at who wrote the letter because what is the purpose you're gonna check if she is attractive or not mm-hmm and what if she is that's it but what good is that gonna do to anyone if she was if this was about you it doesn't do any good you're just curious I think that's wrong oh come on I do well I never get letters like that well I mean you wouldn't look at their profile if it was just some goofy dude right there's like I'm I am I would okay yeah I'm I don't know sure no I would I'm genuinely curious like if a guy wrote a letter said hey I want to [ __ ] Dan I would look at his profile oh good what kind of dude is Dan pulling I would I would I want to see who twos you know I want to see who's what's dampen some good dick or not you guys all think I'm way off base here does everyone disagree with me it's I mean not as much as I'm not your wife so you know it's a different coming from me I mean I I guess if you were curious you know I'm not gonna fault you for that but I also don't think you should be so shocked that I I mean I I just I read this through this email once I even responded to her there's much I love about it to erase it Dan because I'm trying to move the show look what's this look what's happened now that's not your that's not your decision to move the show oh I just I I said that I was Dan you against her further dialogue knowing she was interested about about the past I said that I said that you're totally right the way that I articulated that was really clumsy and didn't have a lot of nuance and what I really meant use so hold on hold on and after she expressed I really like his reasonable opinions and the timbre of his voice and so Dan further the conversation with her I didn't think about I didn't think about responding she said I respond but I respond I'm the one who goes through these emails that she's attracted to him and you know what I said I said I'm very humbled but I'm not interested in putting myself up through the torture that iam went through I'm happily in a relationship at the moment moment anyways but thank you hmm you addressed it yeah I don't believe Dan didn't look at it I do I just really didn't even I didn't expect this to become a 30-minute segment on the podcast you know I had a lot of emails to get through I was I was cranking these out you saw the bit last bachelor you expected this to not have it hold on but I'm just like I'm not going through the torture wait hold on am I just crazy here in sac youjizz anyone back me up here that you can look at a curiosity what does it mean anything I think it's for the show just to be curious but yeah let me put it this way first of all my dams have been closed for years and I have never looked through my open dams but it but first of all even if you're looking through your open dm's I think that's a problem I've never done that yeah there's a problem ok but if somebody sends me looking through your open D yeah well like unsolicited dams you're like looking for you're looking through them no that's funny I look through mine I get a lot of tips for people send videos and stuff for the podcast right it's different for you guys I guess so for me it's just fans to million followers so it's just fancy you you expect to get weird stuff in the open DMS you know what I mean so first of all that's been closed for years okay illa because obviously that that would be weird now somebody sent an email first of all I've never got email like this somebody sent me an email said I find you really attractive yeah nobody would I'm married the whole context changes and I don't get what's the point okay well because if somebody sends me an email saying hey I find you really attractive yeah the context is like oh I want I want you to cheat on Ehlo with me yeah so obviously that's not something I'm receptive to and I wouldn't but if you take the step of checking their Instagram profile it is a problem because you are opening you are taking a step into the bad direction versus not even going there at all that's how I think about it but I looked at because I an if she first of all I've never done this for the record so but I think Dan looked at it and I think I don't think he looked at it I looked at it I'm fine I'm fine with it I looked at it I don't feel guilty about it so why did she look like normal well I don't want to make she's pretty I don't want to make her she was pretty what can I say you shouldn't ask she's pretty she's a nice girl you could have married her dan would like why do you expect to see that's the problem I'm just curious who sent the letter there's no wind engine there's no intention of anything beyond that first of all we're talking completely hypothetically I've never done this I don't get emails like this if you got one tomorrow you would learn I would probably look so but it's but green cedar no both conversation people don't send emails like that to me but if somebody man I don't know if somebody said hey Ethan you're really attractive you're on the next season of Bachelor what would the email be like go ahead and read it to me what do you man if somebody sent me a note said okay Ethan you're really attractive I think that you should call me and you should forget about ela no that's not how people talk well then then that's the intention though like if somebody wrote me email like that that would be the intention behind it because it doesn't matter and if they flatter you but anyway I'm still curious yeah what if this what if it what if the email was just simply something like and you know MPs by the way Ethan I know obviously you and EULA are happily married but I just wanted you to know that I find you incredibly attractive and I just think you're the hottest thing and then an Instagram tag would you check that probably happy about that but just at a curiosity there's nothing beyond that do I buy the leg something and by the way this has never happened but and I have never done that like I've never done that okay I just want you to know that that didn't ever happen okay but considering this conversation starting tomorrow yeah if you get that email I will not look at it okay yeah I will not look at it hey I read you loud and clear no okay why don't you think it's a problem if I looked at guys if they sent me that it's not your it's not like it's not like that you're just curious I'm not I I I'm just curious who sent the letter but I think I would never contact them I would never ever even if it was like oh I don't know I would never contact them no matter who it was it's simple it's just the gosset II and think of the curiosity is a problem I deal you know I'm a hundred percent faithful to you aligned you we're having the hypothetical quote debate so I'm talking about it as if you know but that's not unfaithful good looking at someone's Instagram I think it's a problem if they express that they're interested in you and then you go and check their Instagram it's not like a dating profile as Instagram it's not far from in dating yeah that they're interested in you that's how you're gonna contact them I'm Instagram okay not that you're not that you're going to contact them I'm just a stop alone of looking at their profile I think is a problem well I wouldn't do that I would never do that I would never do that I would never look well usually we agree on stuff I find it interesting that we disagree on this yeah I guess so I mean again I've never done that so I'm just trying to be like brutally honest with you because I thought people would relate to that but there's no way that would ever be unfaithful to you and a trilling you hear you guys were like if you were in this position so you're dating and someone expressed dating a girl happily married for 10 years well I'm talking about them okay they're not married yet so if someone expresses interest in the girl and then she goes and checks their Instagram profile first of all would you not around them first of all it's not just I'm a public figure okay people don't expect me to respond to them and I don't ever respond to be I'm not talking about responding and and and by the way the fact that we're happily married for 10 years makes it that more ridiculous of an a notion that that I'm interested in anyone else that I could be interested in anyone else what do you mean because like we're we're we're like a happily married we have a great relationship I cherish you but I'm not talking about I'm just talking about the act itself that I think it's a problem I've never done it and I would never do it I've totally done a 180 degree that's why it's sleazy it's gross and anyone who does that shame on them and I'm gonna do that you didn't yeah I'm curious still I don't what's the question was a big deal if it was the opposite for you and the girl that you're dating if she got a letter like that and then would you expect her to not go and check the Instagram oh oh she's like got an admiration letter yeah I mean if I'd probably make me a little uncomfortable and insecure I mean it is I do see what Ethan saying it's different like I've been dating this girl for a couple months you guys have been married four years so it's like a little bit different but I mean on the flip side you know I'm really happy in this relationship and so that would be a big red flag I guess you could say so yeah I mean you know just clicking a link yeah in that context it's not a just like it is different for Dan but he's still he's dating I'm not dating I'm not I'm not looking right I see what you're talking about although it sounds like you're IVA feels differently and so you should really well again I'm not again this is just a philosophical debate yeah yeah we're done race I have never I this is something that happens this is a philosophical debate evil is gonna treat me like she was gonna act like I cheated on her now for the rest of the week yeah they'd do anything can you guys back me up Duncan en are so quiet somebody back me up I don't agree with the almonds oh my god Zak if my girlfriend was doing that like I don't know it'd be like it's not doing that it's not every day you're getting all these admirations and checking everybody out but yeah you said it yourself the girl sent Dan a letter and I looked at her profile out of a geyser you said you order stood that because I feel like that is somewhat different as someone looking from the side on a situation but look can't Dan have that not curiosity no it wasn't it was a directed at you yeah it's different but but yeah but if I'm curious so is he no you should pinpoint what the goal is there's no goal you just know something there whether you're trying to get like a confidence or something yeah probably something like that you know you want to you want to see come on you guys how is this how am I the only one I'm getting nervous you might hear edge what is going on I'm in a fresh relationship we've only been going out for a couple months it's going really great I'm not I'm not [ __ ] around I'm not trying to risk anything you know oh my god is not okay I'm out I'm out you say it's not risking anything but you have your wife sitting across from you telling you that that would be upset yes there's a I guess I'm wrong because I can look because at a curiosity has nothing to do with you you're looking at a story from the side right no but if all of us are curious to look let's say we all got that email you're the only one I would look first of all but you're saying that you did so I said okay I can understand maybe you're looking but I don't think Dan should look okay I think we're beating a dead horse here I think you know not gonna change your mind just the point is that if you're looking there you're trying to see if she's attractive or not yeah and that alone is not okay with me being in a relationship it's like you're it's like what you're gonna compare your gonna and if she's more attractive like where is it going you know it's only gonna be bad there's no one more attractive that's just the hypothetical no are you perfect I don't there's nobody else in the world an attractive girl is like opening a picture of beetlejuice it's the same [ __ ] compared to you it's fine could be a do a Terry but always have the same well the same way it doesn't need to go there now this is just a hypothetical yeah and I arguing just once again I've never done that it's totally sleazy and I'll never do it and I don't even get emails like that you're the only one you're going to now I'm not clicking anyone put them all this time gonna block them all and I'll show you Ely here I got an email I'm gonna block him I am I'm only trying to be honest because yeah I looked at this email that Dan gun I was curious what she looked like and I looked and I feel like that curiosity doesn't stop when someone writes me one which hasn't happened like that curiosity applies across the board to everybody here well I think it seems I ever want to hear this agrees I think so I'm surprised but it does seem that way yes it seems that way so there you have it I guess I gotta look at I gotta change my attitude here a little bit it's just curiosity I just I don't get it no that doesn't make sense but I'm a good husband nobody it's a chance and I'm a good faithful husband I mean result serious okay I've never cheated I've never even I've never even you know what I mean but you don't even have to worry about what what what is the angle correct you're curious what are you looking to find out you're okay I'm looking to see how attractive their what they okay yeah so yeah but so but it doesn't there's nothing else it's just curiosity the same care us today I have when I looked at the girl Rodin delight you see Daniel you won't try to erase this [ __ ] yeah I bet you're wishing I you're regretting calling me out on erasing it now no I don't mind I am I don't mind this conversation but I am surprised that it just at the time people recoil from what I'm saying so badly I thought her commentary about the chicken thing was interesting and worth including we mean Eva are can at least agree on that Dan yeah tell you the truth the reason that I have done that traditionally and yes I'll admit to having edited some of these letters in the past is when it's a big wall of text I feel like you'll just see it you'll be like that's you it's the only thing you took out is one small well here that's juicy as hell it's actually not true I actually did cut another paragraph it was she was just she was just furthering the point that you read out and it you know might you want I'm trying to do a little bit of editorial control to keep the that one probably had oh well y-you knew you could you could highlight what you want us to read maybe maybe I'll do that in the future if I if I drop in a three page letter I just feel like anything's gonna see that me like that's that's too much I'm not reading that there's a chance [Laughter] you don't have you don't have any concern of me ever cheating on no I don't so that's my point like how like you're not you're not worried we're in this happy healthy beautiful marriage we cherish each other I still have their act first of all again I want to emphasize this isn't something I've ever done okay good yeah but we're talking about if you were to do it hypothetically then I never would say I'm not gonna get in trouble for a hypothetical at least do it [ __ ] do anything I'm getting [ __ ] yeah hey Ethan what do you think of the hashtag maggot challenge I can move it along yeah but we're we're a team are we ready to move along yeah I think so okay thank you are you angry at me no okay it seemed like you were getting upset at certain times during that conversation well you know I mean today is really temperent no it's fine I I don't mind you getting fired up I just don't want to be like actually offending him about what I'm saying you know I don't want you to I don't want to make you feel bad anything I'm sure I'm just I'm no I don't feel bad not joking you know that I cherish you among all every everyone I in my whole life you are the you are everything to me I believe you and I believe then that it didn't look at the link well I think Dan's lying that being said let's move on to the maggot challenge I'm curious what the people think about this conversation yeah and I'm very curious you know I I felt like I was just being real I was cutting through the [ __ ] I mean I've no doubt that you're being real it just just kind of back my butt and Dan's wine come on Dan's not being real all right that's good you guys heard about the maggot challenge that shit's cringy as hell no matter what you think about Donald Trump love hey limp or think he's okay we can all agree that this is awful Donald Trump retweeted this guy so by the way you did um you uploaded these to see if they got claimed right I did and I even found the original rap that they're all rapping over and uploaded just that and no claims nothing drastic so uh uh this guy first of all made this rap let me start here he says mega boy mega challenge I want you all to make your own rap to it and then tag me let's make liberals cry that seems to be the central theme of the raps is making liberals cry and I don't quite sure what that means but Donald Trump retweeted he said I will announce the winners of the mega challenge and invite them to the White House to meet me and perform I'd really doubt that that's never gonna happen meet me and perform wait do you see this [ __ ] I think Trump was expecting like Kanye to submit or something but this is original libs are crying right now I am NOT a big dumb I am not oppressed they keep taking shots on my spot back and said I went my Mac I had some say [Music] okay I kind of like his I like his style I like his there I'm honest and I'm gonna hate that Big Mac I had his dope but so that that one's actually not that cringey I like you know this the cringe follows what next so here I mean this this one is is I think the cringy [ __ ] ever well they got worth in my opinion but like imagine from this guy this is probably the biggest response imagine Trump inviting this guy to perform this 30-minute song it's crazy [Music] correct me if I'm wrong but this guy's white right yeah yeah isn't that like what black people say about like black people are supposed to vote Democrat I don't think what was an assumption about white people I keep watching cuz I'm I mean you he calls me yeah what the [ __ ] they could be the saturation yeah everything maybe he is just reiterate I think this is the same lyrics as the first guy no just somebody else's song oh well then I don't know what the [ __ ] no yeah you didn't say that is because I don't start yeah we can compare notes he definitely didn't say that oh damn it this Twitter yeah this guy didn't say that [Applause] all right he said white liberals times Helmut Lang on which makes more sense than this white guy saying it he's white right and also he did his own back backup vocals I love that way I mean the only thing I can think of is that it's super expiry remember ATS let's see let's go find out we're out if this guy's black or white Ram rants maybe you shouldn't do this son we have another screencast in case yeah oh maybe you should look it up there yeah I can logged in yeah you guys can tell us oh maybe this is him you care this is the original post oh he is black Oh crazy yeah thing is just a crazy lasting white boys [ __ ] okay I was like what I didn't suspect he was black at all but there you have it the power of saturation yeah exposure well that made a way more cringy that I thought he was what's still bad bad go Trump go Trump if you let your money go Trump and 2020 go Trump if you like your money and then he gives us like a seductive wink at the end can you imagine doing it he's gonna go put on that for Trump at the White House give him a little wink at the end the classic believe this guy can't he can't not snack during the show I have to ban eating on the show no well it's been kind of a mean no dammit I can't handle more than one person smacking I asked in calor I loved women now you can yeah I mean I don't want to hear it I don't think the audience wants to hear you eating for sure well at least I'm the host I mean it I just chewing off-screen it's kind of weird you know anything okay now this one's fire I don't care what you say about the other one this one's making me vote Trump heard of performance at the White House you gotta pull that sound bite [Music] who comes inviting her to the White House to perform that oh so you know he's not choosing a winner why didn't just pick the guy who actually is good and made the challenge you know um I just want to say that we do need to and pretty what I'm just getting this started you look that's what this began how long has it been about two hours just enjoy that let's get through the maggot challenge I have to talk about chaos I'm local pulled two baggage on [Music] [Music] going to the White House Hey go Maggie kid give it up to God Oh oh yeah he's going to the way he is going to the mother-effing white this one this did you upload this one cuz cheese is a different beat I did I it also did not because this one's pretty yeah she does in the car by the way how much I don't know where they make I'm sure you do that you know that they make those megawhatts and sharing I think they got hold out for that so hard that they started making them super cheap I need her I need all these people to perform uh-oh way what's driving her right now the someone in the car well I know a lie when I smell it Wow I just looked it up they're actually made in Long Beach the maggots yeah right here right here and God bless it uh California Wow baby alright let's let's wrap it up then Logan Paul verse ksi I watched this fight it was on ozone which was a paid app it cost 20 bucks to purchase the fight to watch it on this app excuse me logo Paul first ksi was this weekend held at the Staples Center where the Lakers play pretty big stadium it looked full to me when they were there but I don't know they can move people down I don't know whose people them but it looked it looked back case I came out the winner in the end by split decision and their sixth round cruiserweight bout that was helped by Jeff by referee Jack Reese he gave a controversial two-point deduction on Paul for holding and hitting ksi when he was down around four now I saw that as a pretty dirty mm-hmm can I show the clip do you think am I gonna claim to ass probably claims I mean what if I make it strong they have anyway yeah they did little still claim us anyway yeah there was a moment where so Logan landed this I mean it was the best punch of the of the match for sure this absolute brutal uppercut on ksi and I actually gave ksi a lot of credit for soldiering through that because he got career it was a massive uppercut but the thing is ksi was falling and Logan was hitting first of all looking threw him to the ground and then he punched him when he was on the ground yeah and the ref was like what the [ __ ] are you doing and he deducted two points for for that flagrant I mean I mean it was it was just so unsportsmanlike and Logan even says at the end he's like my emotions got the best of me it's like so you punched a dude on the ground at anger what is that mm-hmm and now he's bitching about the two points that got deducted because he says he would have won yeah I felt like when we both watched it so I felt like there I don't know anything about the sport okay so fine take that into consideration but from my perspective I felt like it was closed but I was rooting for ki cuz he was giving it more like he was yeah more he wanted it more he was taking it serious at like 1,000% which was cool to see well they were showing the backstage footage and Logan Paul's like pre-fight interview was he was just being goofy and clownish and like doing his shtick and I was turned off by that it just seemed like he wasn't he wasn't his heart and soul into it where ksi was like in the zone he was all about it and I could just tell that the heat there was more fight and ksi and I mean he really dude he got hit so hard you guys I mean he really yeah it took a lot to to recoup from that and there was a there was a moment I thought he was gonna lose because he was he was really um he was really shaken by that punch and they were zoom boxing and as the judge said that Logan he lacked the instinct to know he should have gone after him but I feel like Logan he just he's but he never really Unleashed Darren go for it boxing his heart out i always wondering the whole time if she was saving something for the end right but he was I never did yeah I mean even when ksi was like seriously and wounded he lacked the instinct to go get him he could have ended the fight right there forget about the score being minus two points I mean he blew it right then and there and ksi recovered after that and I think ksi won he just you know he fought more aggressively he got more points he landed more punches and I want to give him more points on that outfit I liked it better than Logan's there you have it you look like a Mortal Kombat but actually Logan I have to say I do I have to criticize Logan a little bit with how he handled the loss because first of all he says I let my emotions get the best of me but I will say I got no warning and I got two points taken away from me yeah you punch someone when they're on the ground that doesn't happen that's why I lost tonight do the math I would like to contest this commission because I did not receive a warning I don't think that's fair at all that's what he said on the post interview on the stage so he's already talking about how he wants to contest the loss and then later on he says he says that he was sick which he never mentioned anywhere here this is from BBC he says that he was uh this is such [ __ ] this is later on after he lost he's getting interviewed by some media and he says I woke up sick it took thirty to fifty percent out of me like he didn't mention that anywhere else he was totally fine the whole time he even said in his pre-fight interview I feel great I feel great he said then all the sudden when he loses I gotta check with the Commission and I was sick it took 3050 percent out of me he says I beat ksi 11 out of 12 times but I want to say in general that I was totally ready to watch like a crane fest and I didn't feel like that at all actually I found a good match I found the whole thing very entertaining I was glued to my set and it was kind of cool to see the just like the whole setting is so professional like so like you would watch the actual game but then with these familiar faces from YouTube because he gets kind of funny yeah I totally agree I mean it was it was professional through and through another thing that shocked me was Justin Bieber and Logan Paul's Locker before the game leading them in prayer expected he's like damn sure I got an image of it here here's Justin Bieber leading Logan Paulin they don't work by the way God did not answer their their call God was like maybe you should have just trained harder I don't know but Logan lost and I have to say I mean I think everyone was happy about that I hate to say it Logan was getting booed in Los Angeles and he started when he started making excuses on the stage people started booing him because they had a really good sportsmanship moment where they hugged and said right next each other and then Logan started going on how he's gonna contest this decision and everyone started building it it's over well and then there's this great moment where he goes they go Logan would you refight ksi I'm not showing I look at any of the clips because I'm gonna get claimed but they say Logan would you get would you do another rematch with ksi and he goes yeah I do that and then they go ksi would you refight Logan he's like hell no I'm done I won this is over and I'm told I totally get that I was yeah I'm out you got to see Jakes outfit where's that one right here Jake was there and dude man you guys got to see this outfit this was the worst thing ever this guy is the corniest [ __ ] alive he's got a cane first of all and talk about what are those I mean what are those what are those whose time is that like what is this it's like it's like the visor is so [ __ ] funny some it's like a there's a matrix joke there right it's kind of like a grandma matrix it's like a tunic and it tights a deep v I mean yeah tights to go like just below the knee no socks a Payne he's like Elton John and the matrix he does have an open John vibe I don't know why he's got this huge visors on like he just got cataract surgery yeah that's the grandma part I mean this is just I mean is this high fashion HeLa what do you say your fashion your your cart or court or a court or or sure how do you say it Couture Couture your court or is this coat your glasses the visors what do you pray appreciate the effort I guess I don't like necklace I like the necklace but not with this outfit do you think he had a stylist or do you think he dressed himself question you like the cross and maybe 10 ah interesting oh yeah that makes sense that the part that hurts me is I know this is all really expensive designer [ __ ] and he still looks like a clown yeah I mean I'm sure that how do you feel about the deep-v I don't like it I'm not into that what about the cane and war more than anything here I hate the length of those pants the pants were just a nightmare and then there's no socks where are those shoes I mean really what are those I'm sorry Jake take it from me someone who really knows about fashion that's officially bad out of it what Dan what are you pooping about no I'm a fashion icon that's that's very true I kind of like his shoes if I'm being honest I mean the rest the outfit is clownish but I mean I don't know they look clownish in context to the outfit I guess Dan likes your shoes Jake I mean his can sit up to and his visor and I like his shirt no I think the shirts the work yeah the shirt in fact I wouldn't because like the pants are super tighten the shirt is like super long it's just I don't know man that's been a look lately though hasn't it been you would know better that's not a life right no like the oversized hell off but the not my kind of look but it's a look for sure so he is sufficient it's more like Jersey Shore's fashion it's like high-level Guido [ __ ] you know what I mean yes it's like trashy fashion yeah tasteless fashion that's fine I I honestly don't really like bashing people so much for their taste I mean mm-hmm that's just it's it's so subjective it's just not bad no I mean I already said I didn't like yet there you go thank you I'm at any rate I have to say overall I enjoyed the fight I was entertained I was very impressed both the guys were in top physical shape they both obviously trained really hard case I put up a really good show he fought his heart out Logan I'm just I am disappointed me he landed that one monster uppercut that really almost ended the fight but I just feel like he didn't attack enough and ultimately case I just won by sheer determination yeah but I but you guys saw the fight what did you think yeah I mean Logan 100% blew it yeah he totally blew because it wasn't just about the deducted points it was because of those because of the foul because he punched him in the back of the head and when he was on the ground they gave kiss I I think he was allowed to have up to five minutes to recover yeah he had a lot of time to recover after that monster hit he was able to take as much time as he needed to if that hadn't had like even if he had slipped that you know it was oh right back into it yeah I mean fight at door I think I Fred is about to [ __ ] in our office who take care of him in a second but yeah he blew it like he he would have cured him that round um yeah dude he could have just blown on him and never fallen over but I mean again you don't like dude talk about blown I mean you not you got this monster punch and you had to hit him when he was on the ground I mean dude that's like solo life I know exactly but in his defense he didn't hit him really hard no it's the moment and he's not a professional yeah you know I don't know unless you have your own shop you know exactly we've got a lot of content left but I think we better wrap it up because I'll fred is about to poop on the carpet congratulations to ksi gratulations to both of them it was very entertaining I can't even really hate on it now I don't actually I thought it was great yeah keep an eye on out Fred someone pick him up so he doesn't go yeah yeah I can't hate congratulations to them both and Jake's outfit was awful though right we agree on that can we hate on that no there's no hating happening on it we got a eight on something we're hating on me today for being disloyal to the perfect the perfect woman in yellow I've only ever been faithful for ten years of marriage well that wasn't the conversation I've only been I've only tried every day to be the best husband I can be but no I'm unfaithful because I looked at someone that wrote Danny email that is not the conversation okay can you put on the music while we wrap it up enjoy this how many times have we seen a mobility person gonna hit a skate park it just doesn't work you know the problem is is that people really underestimate like that's not a steep hill and these things cannot go uphill man they just really can yeah it's just like see no scooters here and then this dude just hit me no fat razor flip unrelated content there's a music on yes sir good well today's Tuesday Friday we've got Whitney Cummings actually you should put up a question thread I show Whitney Cummings we're excited for that strangely only our second female guest ever is I write no second solo yeah that's so weird we've had Christina and Jenna oh yeah I never they were both with their significant others oh my god right so it's a first solo female guest no no don't know if that counts if she's the trans male she's a man right so check out that uh that threat that'll be up by the time the episode goes up well I'm very excited to have her and I look forward to that one Friday and I hope for you guys to join us then and until then it'll be a fantastic week a great time and uh remember don't go don't go opening those Instagram your whatever you do right Dan right right alrighty guys we'll see you then have a great week top table we love you appreciated the watching I appreciate it gotta go to get away together but yeah Alfredo's waving goodbye

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,059,363

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3, h3, h3h3productions, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan & hila, ethan and hila

Id: 1GUgvMRNoTc

Length: 148min 28sec (8908 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 13 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/kerzeeben]

Ethan was right about looking at IG. And I knew about bad dragon

[u/TODO_getLife]

Ethan is right, you checkout an Insta just out of curiosity. Nothing more to it. Humans are curious. Hila getting a bit jealous.

[u/BluRige00]

For once people are agreeing with Ethan.

[u/DaNuker2]

With regards to the whole "Would you check their insta" thing. I am in Ethan's boat. It is a curiosity to put a face to the name. It isn't to see if they are more attractive than your partner, it is simple curiosity. sounds like all of them are insecure in their relationships except Ethan lol

[u/PankaPanka]

That whole Instagram conversation was so odd. I don’t see the harm in being curious how someone looks if they compliment you. Its a natural curiosity in my opinion. It’s one thing to respond to them but if you don’t respond and just do a quick check to see their face I don’t see how that’s opening a door.

Also if this has any relevancy I’ve been in a very happy 10 year relationship with my partner.

[u/gezelligs]

After that Instagram segment - does Hila think watching porn/fantasizing is cheating? Ethan’s opinion is literally human nature - everybody looks when someone compliments them online, it doesn’t mean anything, 99% of the time you forget about that interaction anyway afterwards. Dude got piled on for no reason.

[u/Kharaix]

I think Ethan is so confused about everyone having a differing opinion because he loves Hila so much he knows he would never cheat or anything. His idea of checking is just a way to have a confidence boost not cause he wants other people to find him attractive but I feel like to just feel more confident in Hila attraction to him. They seem to talk about it and he seems in disbelief whenever she compliments him. When I was dating a girl, I would joke about girls who tried flirting with me or something with my girlfriend for similar reasons.

[u/Super__Cyan]

Ok, I completely disagree with Hila in regards to that email. I dont understand the problem with clicking on an instagram profile to see who it is that's messaging me so I can at least put a face to the person.

Considering they have been married for about 10 years, have a kid, and own 2 dogs, I'm surprised that Hila wouldnt at least have the trust in Ethan to let him see who it is that is messaging him without him cheating on her. I'm also surprised that she was giving him such a hard time about it when he stated a bunch of times that he doesnt even get those kinds of messages to begin with since his DMs were deactivated.

Personally, I wouldnt mind if my wife was checking out another guy's Instagram if he was trying to hit on her, and I know she wouldnt mind if i was checking out another man/women's instagram handle if any of them messaged me about liking me. If anything, I'd feel rather flattered and confident in myself because odds are, they're probably going to be more attractive than me to begin with, and yet I'm the one that managed to land this girl and get married to her. I just wouldnt be able to personally be ok with a marriage if I couldnt feel this blind trust with another person regarding infidelity. It's not like we havent had this kind of conversation in the past, and she knows how much I fucking hate people when they cheat on each other, so she knows that an email like Dan's would never go past a "thank you and I'm flattered, but no thanks".

I dunno. My wife and I even go out of our way to check people out together on occasion on small moment's we're stuck in a place where we people watch and both of us fully know it means nothing. It's only human to at least acknowledge that someone may be attractive, whether you intend on hooking up with them or not.

[u/drigzmo]

I don't see what was so wrong with Ethan saying he would look. It's not about window shopping, it's about assessing yourself and your own level of attraction. Even if you're in a committed relationship, that doesn't mean your physical appeal doesn't matter to you anymore. It sucks to see Hila press Ethan so hard esp when it's pretty innocent.

Ethan's always so self-deprecating about the way he looks which imo sucks because he's a genuinely good looking guy, chub and all. He's said before that he's self conscious about his tourettes and weight, so what's wrong with a reality check to show that yes, he's is a silver fox? If Hila did it, it'd be the same thing