Messed Up Riddles You Will Get WRONG

hello friends it's me it's been a while since we've done a riddles video so today 2021 we start in the new year off with some riddles to get your brain juice going a couple went on a honeymoon during which the husband fell down a ravine and died no it looked like he just went splat a lot of exploding ketchup bottles today after consoling the crying wife the police called the tour agency oh because before you can like book vacations online you have to call like a travel agency be like hey yo i'm trying to go to florida for the weekend can you like uh buy me tickets an ancient time they arrested the wife oh it's gotta be her why i don't know she was the only one with him i mean don't they always arrest the wife in these cases like you're guilty until proven innocent it's supposed to be the other way around but we ain't going to take no risks this idiot fool moss for brains bought a one-way ticket for him are you dumb i think she's no she's dumb i think she's done are you like medically speaking are you like like i'm not trying to be mean like are you dumb are you i think she's dumb bro you could have gotten away with it but you wanted to be cheap i was like oh he ain't coming back for this trip he buys a one-way ticket for him but buys a round trip for her this was so stupid i don't know how i could have possibly figured that out her pet meant everything to her and her python returned her affections bro i don't think you're supposed to just bathe a snake like that i'm a snake one day is stop eating oh no whatever the owner did her pet wouldn't eat bro that is a mighty fine platter of bunny and rats snake's favorite she took him to the doctor she was like doctor help you won't eat anything at night he coils himself around me and i don't know how to help him you came to me on time your pet is healthy why are you not eating he's not eating for one reason what happened i don't know look at him he looks sad he looked moody maybe he missed the wild he ain't got any snake friends to talk to i think he's just lonely he's getting ready to eat you so he's saving his appetite because he's like i'm getting a five-star full course meal is this for real his embraces weren't a sign of love he was estimating your size he's freeing up space in his stomach to digest you whoo that's why he stopped eating he was like why would i eat this what i could eat that girl you look you made it to the doctor the next day bro honestly i wasn't even scared of snakes until i saw this on tick tock this behemoth to just pull the handle down and let himself into the living room throw the whole thing away i don't know if i can trust you anymore my friend just got a pet snake and oh now i'm scared annie steals jewelry from rich ladies i don't blame her today she put on stolen earrings oh and she went to the restaurant i heard it was a really good restaurant suddenly she noticed two policemen following her that's one policeman and one policewoman but they don't know what annie looks like who is annie ah the one with the stolen earrings right she stole those earrings and now she's having lunch with her bestie how are the police following andy but they don't know who's annie like she just like erase your memory halfway in pursuit this don't make no sense she's annie oh she hid the earrings into the bowl the soup is extra crunchy today what did y'all put in it how many carrots the house will explode in 30 seconds okay so pennywise took us hostage he said you may hide in these shelters wait so there's four people and only three shelters so there's me my enemies child your boss and your ex uh which one are we sacrificing today uh the boss and the ex could go i mean the enemy's child too they they take much space maybe you could like cram the x and the child in one hole i'm sure you could either wait somebody getting parted on how about y'all can have your holes i ain't jumping in the holes i'm gonna take my chance out here i live the mediocre life bye not but for real though any of them could go and i wouldn't bat an eye y'all should have made this harder y'all should have put like best friend mom you could save everybody the boy is slim enough to fit in with your ex oh see that's true all right then we sleeping underground tonight who was the killer i'm like killer are we at the banana republic or something then i see this guy deceased in the dressing room for what i mean it could have been his lunch break and a bottle of ketchup literally exploded on him i mean who am i supposed to figure out who it is it has to be the dude looking at the green suit like this is gonna make me look like money i mean it could be any of them like the doors open and they're just going about their day like nothing happened these shirts and go sell themselves the business come first okay so what is this guy he must have worn a cast to carry the weapon what what that little little thing you should go whip it out like boom just some random dude why would a man with a cask go shopping for shirts and coats oh i'm sorry i didn't know people who broke some lost their privilege to buy clothes what about when he get better oh sorry he ain't never gonna get better he'll never be able to wear a suit how dare he even step into this establishment murder ridiculous a robber stole jewelry from several stores each time the alarm went off russia went in for round two and three the police arrived almost at once they never do that but the robber was no longer there the detective could only see the back of the robber they knew it was a woman once another robbery took place the guard managed to block the exit oh they got the bars come down and everything the police arrived in under a minute and saw four women in the store i now i gotta figure out who is the robber oh this is hard they all look so normal nobody looks us or anything who was the imposter oh i saw the shape of her they saw her back she had a ponytail didn't she i think it's little miss bang thing over here i remember those biker shorts i remember that ponytail she's wobbling like she's a little nervous i mean they all are only her shoes are good for running oh man i didn't even realize that i didn't even look at the shoes all i remember is big booty judy with a ponytail walking away if y'all asked me to show my work i would have got it wrong who is rich all right we got these three inmates over here why does this guy have so much food he looked like he on death row eating his last meal so i don't think he rich or anything my dude has a gold chain but he could have traded a lot of things for that he got a gold chain gold ring he flexing on everybody else you see that would be too obvious this dude over here got money to bleach his hair got it looking good he got a bottle how you smuggle a bottle into jail and i see a lot of contraband on this dude he's not even bothered by the dude literally flexing next to him so i'm gonna go with c it's gotta be c got em yeah you see they're not allowed in prison he must be rich i mean do you gotta be rich or do you have to have like connections or no people or be extra nice to the guards so they bring you things uh i i wouldn't know so this grocery store has a shoplifting problem there were three cases in january april and june here we go january we got a pregnant lady april we got another pregnant lady she there again june her belly got even bigger i'm thinking as miss preggers over here with the baguette who was the thief i mean it's like you can't just call out a pregnant lady hey you really got a baby in there or a watermelon perhaps it could be a sack of potatoes nobody else looks that suspicious except the lady in white what are you doing with the orange in your hand at all times why does she always have an orange in her hands in every frame and the other lady she got apples maybe it's the pregnant lady okay and jaywear she looked about six to seven months pregnant and drew she looked the same oh i thought it got a little bigger but maybe she's just stealing more it's gonna be real awkward if you called her out and she was actually just pregnant maybe she developed twins or something but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know how many of these riddles you got right if you guys enjoyed i want me to bring back riddle videos make sure to hit the like button and make sure you turn on notifications click click add subscribe to the wolf pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 13 2021