MESSED UP RIDDLES only the SMART can solve

hello friends it's me and today is national riddles day imagine a plumber and a doctor sitting on your sofa oh yeah I'm gonna get off my couch you're wearing your work beautiful get your stinky butt off my cushion who said you could sit there but anyway go on one of them claims that he is the father of the others daughter huh oh you see this person over here oh me I'm the father of the others daughter you mad at your wife for something yo y'all get into a fight on the way here before you so really decided to sit on my couch you don't want you mad at someone you call the other person in the room y'all brought your kid too and he's really telling the truth how does that even possibly mean how is that even possible what a plumber can't mate with a doctor that's a female that's illegal and they certainly can't have a child he's not in my household what are they asking me how is it possible that he's the father of the other's child though it's not really her child where she's the mom and he's just playing games the plumber is the doctor husband and wife yeah no sheesh I coulda told you that I actually did tell you that multiple times I was just so confused because it was so obvious my heart had so big little family four years old I heard had doubled the size of mommy and daddy's combined that one was too easy heck yeah it was it was so easy that I was so confused it's not even a riddle who was more stupid Wow does that Bush just go art why are you eating blueberries out of a bush that god I'm going out of what if it just who say you could eat that yeah keep beating them then you're gonna turn into the bush I may be the last person who a thought just like died in the bush and she's like delicious finally some good hacking berries gon ham on them too then do not eat excuse me ladies would you like to die today I don't know who's more stupid they're both equally stupid it says do not eat cheap pop in those Dingle berries like you some hot cheetos all I could say y'all crazy why she look like Belle from Beauty and the Beast I just escaped from the beast castle meeting her Schmitz immediately hey those girls eating them let's eat them too y'all gonna end up like that guy this is what happened so the last person who ate from this bush y'all dumb all of her works as Jafar at Disneyland Oh Disneyland one what an odd job Oh No one day he was found unconscious in the dressing room you sure he unconscious he probably ran his blood pressure up seeing Jasmine run off with a peasant a detective soon arrived to investigate he found three suspects Mia I've been playing Ariel all day at the other end of the park okay what were you playing now how you literally switch ethnicities like yeah I was Ariel then I got a tan and I don't know is this a Disney Princess I'm not aware of I don't know who could have done that I heard a thump and ran to the dressing room the attacker must have heard me coming I heard some footsteps but I didn't see anyone oh hey I just finished my shift as Cinderella I've got to change why do you look like Cinderella if the ugly fairy godparents played Cinderella no offense Chloe but you look pretty dank for a princess could you guys clear out while I put on my dress wait why I thought you were just in your other dress playing Cinderella will you pull out this purple dress yeah everybody evacuate the park I need to change the detective scan the room you saw a clue and solve the crime who lied to the police man it's not like if you know who it is cuz I have a hunch what's on his staff is that everyone's hair do her hair get like caught in his staff and she just needed him after that I mean I don't blame her I don't trust someone who can look like this I think that it was just like she's waiting to the sky I'll go with Mia she a liar yeah the detective noticed long red hairs in the dressing room but his hair is shorter and it's not that specific shade of red Mia badly drawn Ariel attacked all over her Ariel costume why she look like if you drew a face on a thumb she heard Jacob coming and escaped but Jaffar staff got caught on her hair Wow okay but that doesn't explain like why Mia why did you do it Jaffar ever do to you exists three college friends met up your summer break they all wanted to show off what they had done Oh y'all ain't real friends but you see some up from high school and you're just trying to show off hey you noticed because she wasn't minding your business my boyfriend and I were on elbrus it was so cold there I don't know where you were Lilly this isn't Star Wars what the heck is a Elbrus we couldn't cut to the top maybe next time okay that's not much of a flex so next Tom says my parents and I went to my grandmother's ranch I learned to ride a horse is this what dr. Phil means when he says ranch send them to the ranch Tom are you on dr. Phil I mean they actually do go there and ride horses and stuff like catch me outside girl she says she will write in horses I was in Africa I'll never forget my last night there a volcano erupted there was Ash everywhere yo what Hank are you okay but suppose was the dream it didn't ruin my vacation because I had to fly home that day anyway you're telling me your plane blew over an erupting volcano and that yeah there was Ash everywhere this seems far-fetched oh man Lilly didn't believe Hank Wow she scooted closer to hand you like wow would you look at this liar why because this story is ridiculous yeah I went to Africa what did you do there this is really cool cuz there was a volcano it went whoosh but I flew home that day so how would you know there was a Chevy where if you were flying back I mean maybe you are on the plane and the volcano started erupting but you're say your plane flew right over the volcano which I'm sure that's like not allowed but that's none of my business oh you don't say I just went to Africa where did you go in Africa hmm South Africa that's where I went like no you don't be like oh I went to the United States I mean but you do say I went to Australia I went to Europe I went to South America no you say like the city you went right you don't say the whole entire continent y'all got to be more specific he's a liar liar plants for hire all flights are canceled when there's a volcano eruption yeah okay liar one he could have just been like oh we got on the plane and as we got on the plane the book he no just started going ham and erupting all over the place booths lying and manda over here posted her new car hashtag new car hashtag Auto Lady auto lady excuse me what is that a real hashtag I'll look it up I'm gonna get a new car post it on Instagram and oh my god 13.7 K people did hashtag Auto Lady I'm not even kidding you guys this is a real hashtag ik I don't understand and it's all just girls with cars so I guess this is an actual hashtag that people seriously use on ironically Wow anyway she has keys to the car new car auto lady I mean she doesn't say it's hers he says birthday present but he don't have the keys in his hands he got like a keychain or something okay yes it's a Toyota it's a Supra and she got she got the keys to the Supra you know that's how you know it's legit she got the keys the guy doesn't I got this bracelet for my birthday but I'm just gonna take it next to a car and y'all gonna think I got the car for my birthday he's a liar I see your keys you got a Mazda and now you got exposed can't just do through this haircut anyway the police got an anonymous letter oh look at this dude I hit up the Jersey Shore got this guy oh he busted he's gonna go to jail anyways someone was going to steal some jewelry from a wealthy gentleman I'm going to rob this man Wow Wow they actually found a paper because someone made up plan you know and they're not even on their phone or anything they're just like no I'm just gonna completely admit to what I'm gonna do Friday to do list I'm going to rob this man prints out his LinkedIn profile pic taxes that like you ain't like the police took this message very seriously they send some officers to guard the jewelry room there were two policemen guarding the door but on one rainy night someone got in through a window wow you fool why would you leave the window open they turned off and stow the jewellery the owner of the house woke up Wow y'all had a lead y'all knew he was getting robbed and then of course on the rainy night I haven't gonna do anything it's raining literally goes in through the window and takes everything the body heard something he couldn't believe it it was all the police's fault man I'm with you on that like y'all knew exactly what was gonna happen somebody said they were gonna rob and then you're like man ain't nobody coming today as lay it's raining Oh but the police arrested the man Oh No why did they do that I have no idea it's a huge plot twist it looks like they're guarding an apartment they're watching the door no they watching each other look me square in the eye billy joel we gotta watch this door make sure nobody comes in nobody gets out but they went in through the window that looks like a hotel they guard in the wrong door this is somebody's house what I'm a duncum Fuzzle wet footprints the owner faked the theft after taking the jewelry okay where did he put the jewelry he went back to his bedroom through the window Wow so the jewelry room come next to the bedroom what I'm sorry I was not aware of the layout of this house this makes no sense I mean couldn't you have just been like oh these are your footprints sir how did she know how did you know he stole his own jewelry where did he put it search the house no send him away nobody could've came in through this door I don't like this one this sucks get rid of it Carl was millionaire mr. woman's personal chef you sure he's not a leprechaun now look at those pancake flipping skills someone paid him a large sum of money to poison mr. Wolman so it was like a Pinot instead of reporting it to the police this scumbag was like okay I made a different dish for each family member everyone has different tastes you can say him if you figure out which dish is his okay Who am I in this situation am i having dinner with them I might like homies with the chef and he was just like yo this dude he better die tonight you can't be doing that some clues what do you mean clues you just showed me the kitchen I see a cactus his wife Ellis is allergic to fish mr. Wolman prefers healthy food okay this'll add is his his daughter Emily is always on a diet broth so we all in healthy son Peter is a vegetarian it was eating the steak she's always on a diet that means she probably has days where she just eats whatever she wants and then the next day I'm gonna eat a piece of lettuce dad likes healthy food mother's eating dessert for dinner wait mom can eat the steak if she can't eat the fish his daughter's probably eating the sushi okay daughter's eating the sushi mother is eating the steak dad is eating the salad and the vegetarian can have I don't know the dessert and we love vegan cotton candy okay so don't give dad the saliva or dad will die why it's how are you gonna say at tbonz day is a healthy okay I mean I guess but also like a salad is healthy vegetarian eating sushi it has salmon you fool I want a refund on this one this makes no sense what kind of mother is allergic to fish I mean kind of candy for dinner no it was the salad I'm just salty but like ya vegetarian eats fish I know some do but some don't I don't know I shouldn't have got that wrong Carol really wanted to watch a movie oh just chilling here daydreaming about Wonder Woman she wanted to go to the mall and see it in 3d she asked her best friends to go with her but they said they were busy okay y'all better be planning my birthday party or something you gonna tell me you busy y'all my best friend's love twist I wasn't go see it without her and I said sorry I'm going to a water park my parents already bought tickets aw I thought we was talking about like 30 something year old woman okay all right well so she's at the water park that's the valid excuse I promised my mom I take my brother to his piano lesson okay take it to the piano lesson and then go to the movie and then pick him up you a fake friend brooby alex says I'm sick I can't leave the house sorry I'm sick carol was a little upset with all her friends look at her face like dare these useless mongrels tell me no see what they up to on Instagram she saw some photos that made her furious whoa all right her friend actually looks sick look she looks like she's dying who would post that on Instagram she's really at the water park and she's with her brother at piano practice the one who's sick doesn't is it actually say Alex you filled me liar oh my god that's the sick friend he was with Emma at the water I didn't even know was a guy what they don't even look alive I thought it was a she for some reason I feel bamboozled I don't know your friends like you do but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know which one of these you got right did you get any wrong are you smarter than me let me know and if you guys enjoyed make sure that like my number make sure you check out notifications today click and subscribe doing the Wolfpack I don't let me guys so much thanks Roger bye guys

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Id: osDYIi1v_Ms

Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019