MESSED UP RIDDLES To Test Survival Skills

hello friends with me and today we are doing some more spicy riddles the husband was going on a business trip before he left his wife gave him a pen and an envelope how completely unrelated do you guys say envelope or envelope cuz my whole life I've been saying envelope and then I've been hearing people say envelope like odd but it's n I don't know like four envelope comment for envelope before he left his wife gave him a pen and an envelope and said to write her a letter as soon as he comes to the hotel Brazos before we have phones like did you get there make sure you write to me but nobody got time for that right me a full-fledge letter like yes dearest wife I have made it to my hotel safe and unharmed by the time you get the letter he probably gonna be back home but anyways in three days he wrote I am here and I am fine and he licked that bad boy so he could shut it but when she received the letter she knew he was dead but look at a business trip is this I can't tell if that's his mouth or like a cut maybe when he was licking the envelope he got a paper cut and then died I mean that's a stretch what we talking about the times before phones or people over write letters I don't know maybe it was a long time she's like three days oh no it took way too long he definitely didn't do it oh man sucks my husband he's dead now she poisoned the glue line on the envelope what you didn't tell me they hate each other you didn't tell me she was trying to get rid of him yeah man it seemed like they were a loving couple so like why should I suspect her I didn't know anything about her I didn't know anything about Barbara's life and then she pulls this I mean of course she gave him the envelope and the pen but like how was I supposed to know oh you know why this is smart because after he licked the envelope he sent it to her now she has the evidence so honestly it's like the perfect crime right here like nobody would suspect a thing Barbara you evil mastermind you got away with it again which would you rather step in do I lava second you got a Lego and the third puppy's oh no no no it can't be the puppies unless you can like slowly walk in between them it ain't gonna happen it ain't gonna be lava or any sort of liquid hot magma because the bottoms of your feet will literally melt off we probably don't have to go with the Legos I know it sucks but it's like would you really rather walk out puppies and risk stepping on one of their tails and then the little Yelp I mean I feel like everybody has like accidentally like kicked their dog while walking or like something and it hurts like it physically hurts like I'd rather take the suffering from walking on Legos than the suffering from a puppy I mean that baby comment below would you guys walk on there see hungry and broken you're driving a car at night seems about right going on my lint night Popeyes run suddenly three doors appear on the side of the road oh you know what three doors appear as I'm driving you know no not today not today seven second riddles we ain't doing this we drive it right past them one has drinking water oh so this is a nice door it's offering me water the second one has lots of food and the third one has money oh but I thought it was one of these like one door has sharks behind it one has a hungry tiger that has he eaten in a year the third has fire okay bye no this is the first time we're actually getting good doors that are very tempting that you might actually stop and go through okay but which door will you open first okay I mean does it matter because it seems like I can open all of them and just get everything out of them just completely loop them throw everything in my backseat and go on back home like is my lucky day I got a glass of water some money and some food I think I would go for the money first so it's like let me make sure I get the money first so I could go to a real restaurant because I don't know wasn't that food I don't know what's in that water that's pretty sketchy I mean you don't just see a bottle of water just like chillin on the side the roller and be like hmm you know what sounds very tempting I'm going to take it and drink it no matter how thirsty you are you ain't going drink a water that's just like chillin there ya feel me so I'm gonna get the money and be on my merry way to go to the nearest Taco Bell get me some Doritos tacos or something I don't trust these two doors okay answer your car door just rolled down the window and acquired my loop but no they have to be all technical masks where every time I think I'm getting like better at these riddles it's like I don't sit and like the readin like really pay attention like which door are you opening first don't car door oh oh oh god I'm a man called the police and said he had just seen the wanted criminal walking into an apartment building dang this dude just gonna snitch like that like oh don't watch it criminal I saw him on TV he just went into that apartment the police checked the address and found out that the criminals girlfriend lived there the policeman suspected that he could be hiding in her apartment is your boyfriend here no I am here on my own I haven't seen him for a few weeks me standing at the door smuggling my wanted boyfriend hello officer I'm sorry you're gonna have to show me a search warrant but the policeman immediately guessed that she was lying how did he know I'd be first of all if you ask me is pretty obvious it's like somebody saw him he wanted criminal going to this apartment and then when you open the door it's his girlfriend and should I not assume for a few weeks awesome there are two cups of coffee girl lets you addicted to caffeine or something there's probably another person in there and they both steaming-hot like you just poured that coffee and the police is gonna see that and be like who that had a cup of coffee for huh what but the other mine she is obviously not alone there are two cops [Music] send her to the ranch and that's exactly what he did I really wonder is that like enough information to get a warrant or like suspect somebody like she could have been telling the truth but the coffee gave her away in real life I don't think that's enough evidence at all I don't know when I go like to a boba place or tea place I get like two or three things of tea for myself so like if I'm by myself or like a cop pulls me over and is like excuse me ma'am it appears you have two drinks in your cup holder where's the other person you hiding somebody in your trunk take her away the evil queen decided to get rid of her daughter-in-law she decided to poison the apples that the princess was about to have her breakfast so one of these apples are safe and two of them aren't I mean this seems pretty easy because one of them has a worm in it and wouldn't the worm be dead if the Apple was poisoned um you know what i'ma just go with the one was a worm but that's probably not the one she's gonna eat I mean only one Apple is safe and it happens to be the one with the worm and I mean are you really gonna pick up an apple and be like oh it has a worm in it I'm gonna eat it anyway nope i'ma just be like rest in peace princess you most likely gonna pick the wrong Apple the worm is still alive so it must be safe or maybe worms are just immune to whatever you put in the Apple you accidentally got into a magical kingdom Wow where everyone who was born there can use magic once you are there you are challenged to a duel whoa I mean come on man I just got here Oh y'all were born privileged no I had to use magic and then you got me human muggle noob but this ain't fair you could choose one weapon the most powerful wand that cannot be defeated in a battle okay well that seems like a no-brainer if you ask me or the sword of the wizard king that enforces every spell a hundred times a pistol that turns bullets into fireballs and magical shield that will protect you from any spell okay well it's probably gonna be the shield's or the wand cuz it's like the shield could protect me from anything but the most powerful wand which cannot be defeated in battle okay maybe the wand can't be defeated but like I can I mean why are they offering this to me in the first place I'm a noob who just got here no like here you go the powerful of wands swing something's up this a little sketchy situation to be in Wow so it's like choose the pistol all other items require you to be a magician Wow so they don't even work that you're offering things to me like oh I know you just got here we gonna put you to the test here's the most powerful item we possess up but too bad you can't use it and then when you take one of the magical items they just start laughing like ha ha you fool you ain't even a magician it's useless it was like if you got a pistol it's just like pop but it appears I am victorious Carlos is a cook in one rich house he was paid to poison the head of the family for each family member Carlos prepares a separate dish as everyone has their own tastes and needs oh we got Sniper Wolf over here where's my gluten-free dish you can say the father if you figure out which one is his dish you know this Alice is allergic to fish and has diabetes John doesn't think about healthy eating Emily takes care of her figure that salad is hurt and she's lactose intolerant the milk is not for her Peter is a vegetarian oh well there's like two vegetarian dishes on there okay well obviously John's dish is gonna be the most unhealthy one which I don't know what that is I want to see his fried chicken maybe as french toast but it's got fried fries are fried and ain't none of the kids gonna eat the fries but the mom is allergic to fish does the strawberries count as their own meal I'll go with the thing with the fries that's a dad's meal yunk sorry father no dinner for you tonight okay yes I got it right but I it still doesn't explain what the heck that is is it french toast is it slop I mean honestly look at that youyou don't even know what it is there's gotta be poison right there on a famous TV show fern your last task is to put your hands in one of three tanks is this fear factor it's funny because I've actually been on Fear Factor relatable Riddle there's gold bars in each of them and you're allowed to get them if you can what happened water no the next one will also burn you oh no and the last one has scorpions which tank would you put your hands in oh that is hard I mean the first two like absolutely not like you can't put your hands in anything that will burn you you'll just be like as soon as you put it in it'll be like awesome I need my hands and I'm not training the bar bar of gold I mean the Scorpion looked the most doable honestly they just chill in there sure I could just like slide right in and hope I don't get stung oh my god the boiling water just wait until the water cooled off you know what that was my next guess I was gonna say that like just as I love the video playing I are like realize I'm like oh my god boiling water just wait like ten minutes for it to be warm oh my god I feel like I am failing these so bad gotta use your brain and what have we learned today nothing literally nothing of all the freaking rental videos I've done now I look like a fool man thought this is the heat of the moment type of thing like boiling water like which one should you put your hand in let me just hit me after I pick the scorpion thing I was like wait wait a minute but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you guys enjoyed I got any of these right make sure you smash that like button in the hey and comment below which ones you out right and make sure you turn on notifications today click and make sure you subscribe join the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Id: e-nXc_-_KII

Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 04 2019