Mario Kart but it's a horrible Garfield rip off

hey there friends it's me garfield and i'm here to show you the best racing game ever created by man because who needs mario kart when you have garfield cat fury is racing yeah i think i'll be furious all right but for the wrong reasons now unfortunately when this video goes live the sale would be over but i picked this up at a fabulous price of 374. but but if you're smart you'll go ahead and go with the lasagna bundle because if you'll notice you could actually get the lasagna bundle cheaper than just buying garfield car furious raising alone of course this isn't helpful for you as the sale is over i just want to gloat about how smart i am and plus i kind of wanted to just bring up that uh the bundle was called the lasagna bundle at first i was a little bit worried because there was a few negative views like so bad i refunded the three dollars they spent on it and please do not buy the game and it's not worth the 99 cents i promise you but then i saw ones like lol funny orange lasagna cat from g guevara who spread it for five hours and other reviews such as garfield garfielding and gefuld and finally i just can't do it anymore all positive so the positive really i weighed the negative and i said you know what let's give this a try it's sexy orange cat gold room i love garfield's fat ass i miss my wife karen if you're reading this i'm so sorry for leaving you in the kids i promise i'll be back when i make it big in the competitive scene for garfield furious racing tm my wife came back god i love watching garfield's fat ass jiggle while i drive i'm not gonna read this because i don't want a sound bite of me saying it on the internet anyway garfield car furious racing look at that there's ufos and everything i'm already so whelmed by this game why are these pizzas what i don't understand all right i guess i'll just play you know what i'm gonna go right into a grand prix let's do this the big question is do i want the lasagna cop the pizza cop the hamburger cop or the ice cream cop it's like being in a restaurant um i'll take one lasagna cup please and you all know i'm gonna be the main character in garfield what the hell does that say lazy loves food hates mondays and normal the hell is it normal oh normal okay self-proclaimed cutest cat in the world whatever i kind of hate normal now too harry an alley cat friend of garfield big fan of chicks why does harry look like a meth addict all right whatever well best of luck to you harry i hope you get clean the demonic laughter jesus christ some people say this is what you hear when you approach the gates of hell it's giving me stats but i don't understand like i assume the top one is speed the second one's breaking and the third one is steering as fast as lightning great for cheese fans that's dirty and smelly you could drive this you know what give me dirty and smelly that can be my track name oh i was expecting it to be more i guess furious it was just kind of a gentle take off i'm stuck to his car i can't take off but i was expecting to kind of take off and like a fury you know everyone just speeds off into the distance but this is just a sunday drive this car isn't very fast what is this attack okay just use it oh is that good what is it done what's gonna happen i'm going this way i guess i oh there's the aliens oh sugar what the hell is this this is just a public street there you go bye bye i don't know what that oil slick was and it wasn't really oiled slick i got stuck in it now you can't go that way why make it look like i can then all right i got some pies boys i get ready to be pied why are all the abilities just the same as mario kart but with different skins this literally is producing no serotonin whatsoever it's just way too easy i'm just cruising along and i haven't seen anyone in ages yay garfield wins wait a second the car was self-driving all this time look at him he's got his hands in the air and he's still making the turn wait hold on a second i'm not even wearing a hat and i don't have the boost thing and i still won garfield's is celebrating nobody cares they're just driving away from them i'm gonna quit race and just assume that i won that grand prix with those grand prix it was too easy for me i need more of a challenge all right what if i put on the fastest cars and we go to the ice cream cup which is notorious i would assume for being difficult wait who's up the front there doing cultural appropriation all right we gotta beat that person yes screw you get out of here i think it's about time we cancelled mario kart furious racing no garfield cart sorry no they're nothing alike that was just a bit of a slip on my part it's early but they're nothing like each other why are there statues of garfield in here i have a feeling that like that's what the steam reviewers would want to do because half of them seem obsessed with garfield and his ass for some reason okay this went from way too easy to way too hard i'm getting destroyed it doesn't help that i don't know what the power-ups do like this is lasagna what does that do it's a boost okay i should have known that because lasagna good oh i'm driving sideways i wonder what the equivalent of the blue shell is because right now i really need something drastic to win what the hell keeps hitting me it's so annoying i keep getting hit from behind and i don't know why is it oh is it over oh oh okay now this music sounds really patronizing because i was trying to drive i didn't realize it was over it's okay sorry i didn't realize the little confirmed down the bottom corner there why are you celebrating you came fourth you're not on the podium you beat liz and john but i don't think they were even trying and he beat harry who's a [ __ ] meth addict so does that even really matter all right now we're racing in prohibited sight great name they didn't even try and be creative [Music] i'm losing and then when i get to one of the bots and i see them just smashing into the wall doing absolutely nothing and i'm like really i was losing to that oh [ __ ] okay now i'm that god damn it where is this one ahead of me i cannot catch up to them at all i have thrown exactly 708 items behind me and this person is not getting affected by them they're on my ass all the time and i'm worried it's one of those steam reviewers who are obsessed with garfield's ass i got them with something finally i sleep my job is done i sleep all right i finished in second place and this time i know i finished what confuses me is how did i not realize that i didn't finish last time if a tone like that plays i can't really blame the game if that tone also played [Music] this [ __ ] squeaky guy he's just squeaking the victory with nearly double my point god damn it we need to beat squeak that dirty little rat the rat racer i don't know how to get that boost and why are they all so much better than me all of a sudden like i was doing great earlier itchy nose i can't i can't scratch it i want i want to win a garfield furious lasagna or whatever the hell this is called oh i thought it was in first for a second there but second isn't bad that's pretty good no i'm in third again hold on oh wait i can get him now i can get him there no [ __ ] i didn't know that's what it did i thought it would just throw it on the track will you [ __ ] off we need to go after whoever's in first damn od or otis or whatever the hell his name is wait did you just jump my pie how dare you jump my pie oh no no no why did i use that in a turn why did i use that in a turn fact fact fak fak fak fak fak i finished fourth and it smashed straight into a wall garfield's drunk this isn't going well i hate mondays it's actually monday i'm recording this on back now i'm in third overall all right you know what i think i'd accept the space on the podium this is the last race i think yes okay the last race is the ice cream cup what track are we playing now [Music] great thanks a lot appreciate that is this the star thing i don't understand this was just perfume i didn't get it i didn't know what was happening okay i got another one apparently all right perfume again everyone the hell is this oh oh perfect sake we both just suicided and again oh perfect second really oh no we both just hate this game we're both fury i said garfield racing furious racing or whatever the hell it's called garfield cart fury's racing there we go what this seems unfair i know the first time was my fault but you just spawned me in water after that i sleep god don't do how many times have i died garfield really hates mondays jesus christ it's like rainbow road i'm getting pissed to a such bad pizza right now sorry ptsd i don't know if that's a word or an abbreviation i'm not sure no i think pizza is correct actually oh i don't want to kill myself anymore come on i can get third place who's up ahead of me harry is that you the meth addict i'll give you some meth if you let me pass you i'm not a good friend i need to be more like john look at him he's back in eighth place and he's just smiling away he does not care like why is there a boost there he launches you straight into the water oh i'm furious all right at least i think i can get third in this race i'll take that this track was [ __ ] awful oh okay finished the [ __ ] ocean squeak if i could just arrange for them to be murdered then i'd be the best racer in town i feel like i'm at a disadvantage and that's the only reason i lost the exact sole reason i lost not because i was killing myself constantly it's because i don't have a funky hat or a spoiler all right let's see if there's actually people online multiplayer like the game is on sale so surely oh look i found loads of players ai2 ai3 ai4 ai5 ai6 ai7 and ai8 at least now i can pick garfield first and i can just wait here until someone shows up which should be any second now i imagine the servers are overloaded so they're probably trying to join as we speak and it's just like a ddos effect there's 34 people playing why aren't they joining my game i bet they all want to play as garfield that's probably it oh wait there's more people playing garfield cart the normal one maybe i should go on that good thing i bought the lasagna pack wait a second this is no multiplayer well for god's sake it looks in the reviews and i have over 500 hours in this game without a doubt 100 can't believe myself recently my grandmother looked at my steam account saw 500 hours in garfield card and she cried she looked at me and cried i have a sincere addiction to this game and i'm close to seeking help from a therapist wish me luck please and they legitimately have 500 hours all right let's try middle ground we won't go baby level and we won't go t level we'll go hot coffee level i don't even understand the difficulty ratings here i don't know i'm more of a coffee difficulty kind of guy let's go to the pasta cozy factory do a single race oh yeah i'm in split screen you know what that's good actually you know why i'll put them as squeaker whatever his name is and then they won't be able to beat me i'm a genius kevin see you squeak yes this is an excellent viewing experience for everyone watching the video having a split screen up where one person is just not playing but i think you like as a viewer surely are more interested in seeing me win at garfield car furious racing than having a good viewing experience right right plus it's actually kind of handy because even then i forgot the name of the game but it's right there now they're just staring at it get out of the way player two jesus roadhog oh i figured out how to break i'm nice only like half an hour in just giving squeak a bit of whiplash i want to end his racing career yes victory cat out of hell achieving unlocked i deserve that all right you know what before we finish up i want to see the original game and see how much has improved i imagine it's improved leaps and bounds having said that someone has played the original for 500 hours so it must be pretty good oh spoiler alert by the way i said i i've i've got a spoiler now okay this is a common thing apparently this is their difficulty rating baby milk called stick with the coffee are these the same circuits the pictures look really really familiar like isn't that the first one i've done even the loading screen is the same what did they change in the second one did they just re-release the game and add multiplayer oh no they also made the other one not lag that that performs so horribly they look like about 14 frames i don't know what this is but my eyes don't like it it seems to be still lagging somehow oh my god this is awful why is it how have you played this for 500 hours i'm not surprised your grandmother cried oh my god it's so laggy what is going on i have a pretty good pc what did i hit what okay all right maybe this game needed a sequel it didn't deserve one but it needed one what okay jesus christ this is awful what what i don't understand playing on 15 frames per second i i can't see a thing the music is annoying and there's just nothing happening i'm just driving slowly towards them this is exhilarating oh no we're entering laggy lake i can't play in this section of the map and i was just catching up to come on garfield these are the final corners i want to at least get on the podium move out of the way i want to go around oh i came forth at least that's something i would have rather kept turned but you know i i'm really bad so i'll accept forth jesus that character is absolutely terrifying anyway gang i hope you enjoyed this wonderful wonderful experience i'm sorry if i ruined garfield for you even the like cinematic is is lagging so hard as you're watching it end but i hope you enjoyed the video if you're new consider subscribing i don't often post garfield content but maybe i can do more who knows uh regulars thank you so much for watching i appreciate all you very much i hope to see you all next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 467,117

Rating: 4.9730992 out of 5

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Id: dGW34nRRHZA

Length: 14min 50sec (890 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 03 2021