I broke Cooking Simulator with my horrible pizzas

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing cooking simulator pizza edition and i know what you're thinking kevin your combination of gaming skills and epic cooking skills so why does mine look like this this is the perfect game for me and you know what i think you're right it's really like a nightmare isn't it me trapped in a basement with my biggest fan some zazz is what we call him in the business hey who wants a zad accepting all the orders don't get in over your head five orders are plenty all right five zazz coming up all right you know what i have a photographic memory so wait i'm gonna take a picture of this i'll do it by memory i've already forgotten how much salt thought i i think was 125 right yeah that's right wait oh no thinking about the salt i've forgotten about the rest i think it was 3.5 i think that's close enough because there's got to be a jug around here somewhere why is there nothing to carry water around jug jug jug jug yes and radio oh i kind of like that but i also kind of don't it depends if i'm doing well i could imagine like a little montage of me making pizzas you know saving the family business but if i'm doing bad it just sounds condescending and i feel like i'm going to do bad so i'm going to turn that off now playing on mp3 player empty folder a classic that's right let's get an exact measure i think no no no that's too much water oh well it's all going in now is this a family heirloom by the way because i don't like it i can hide the crime in here and salt where do i get salt where would i hide the salt where's the best place to find salt league of legends but besides that all right i just bought the restaurant some salt with my own money um 125 i think it was if you don't like when you've got that tone at the end kind of like because you know i'm not i'm not sure about what i'm doing i'll leave the salt there that's easier to remember spot why didn't they just keep it there to begin with i'm cleaning the floor for no reason i'll take it back up i will just leave it here that's used to clean the plates next i forgot the yeast oh no the yeast oh no maybe we can make it into like a trademark of our pizzas pizzas with the least yeast mmm they're the beast homemade pizza though okay it's working why are they all large i want some small ones all right they're still good they're still good it's like you try to flip it be all fancy or something oh no i'm just an idiot all right what does yeast even do anyway nobody [ __ ] knows all right time for the sauce maybe i can put in the yeast into the sauce and then it'll like cancel each other out effects sake i dropped everything i yeast like how are they gonna know where the yeast is like it's all getting mixed together anyway oh for [ __ ] sake all right this is my sauce i'm gonna bring the store to the food processor you see don't work hard work smart or in my case do neither all right yeast put that in there this black plastic is recyclable isn't it can you never remember it no black plastic not now you know what just to be safe i'll just chuck it out the window instead whoo i'm a good person homemade sauce yes oh that looks like vomit what do we put it in i guess the grater it should it be in the grater oh he wants it caught oh that would make more sense well you're gonna love grated cheese it's honestly great no pun intended because that would be a horrible pun like that would be terrible people would unsubscribe unless you found it funny then in that case it was a pun there we go i think we got all our ingredients for a fabulous pizza i'm gonna make two at the same time even though i don't think anyone else wants a margarita but it's still it's just time saving i can keep it to the side and then when someone wants it i can give it to them who ordered the stone cold margarita me all right rev up those fryers we're about to make some zazz roll that out can i cut it is that possible can someone give me a knife i don't think i should hold anything sharp no they don't allow me to have any knives in this kitchen i feel like i am a prisoner let me get some of that homemade sauce oh no oh that's very watery go rings you know and get closer to the center there we go that's beautiful sorry whoever gets this one and then they just wanted basil i can't remember how much so i'll just wing it surprisingly i'm up to 3kg of basil and it's still not reached its limit i'm wondering where this ends and i'm just thinking like if he's looking straight down at the pizza like it looks like he's doing at what point does it reach my face and actually hit me okay i think i'm gonna stop at 5kg because a it's taking a long time and b i think my game might crash it's starting to lag oh my god it's perfect oh my god the symmetry this belongs in a museum who ordered the basil mountain turn around and everyone the restaurants they're like i've spent so long the fire's gone out the oven has turned off oh my god it can't even handle it can't even handle animation it's too much basil i'm amazed my game hasn't crashed cooking simulator devs well done in your basil physics i'm honestly impressed oh this this person just wants garlic i i have garlic and more basil 12 grams okay well at least you specified the other person's like i did two you just didn't look they don't even want cheese this person's easy going there we go the secret ingredient is love and also a lot of basil there's too much basil on the second one also but if they complain about too much basil i'll just show them the other one and be like look count yourself lucky oh no oh no oh no the game's lagging my basil physics maybe i complimented them too early my battle maybe if i don't look at it yeah if i don't look at the battle my game stops lagging that is such a weird sentence oh no as soon as they turn around the game can't handle my basel okay it's almost cooked i better get ready because i feel like it'll take me a while to get it out of there oh no they're going to be ready at the same time which means one of them is going to be [ __ ] incinerated i'm going to take out the basil one i have the most hope for that oh my god game get out of this kitchen oh i forgot i only put cheese on one side oh the lag i need to get this pizza out of the kitchen my whole kitchen is lagging stop it what are you doing go back and rescue the other pizza oh it's burning it's burning it's burning and it burns burns burns you're [ __ ] pizza your [ __ ] pizza it's still smiling though that's the main thing i hope the customer does let me get a picture of my basil pizza this is for google photos this will come up when you search for a restaurant take photo how did i get the camera in the photo it's very impressive food art i got an achievement for if you say so do you think the person who wanted basil mountain is after starving to death oh my god what's after happening the pizza what the hell happened with the pizza it just went straight in my hand instead of on this oh no i've broken the game what is happening no one expected basil mountain i can't get it on to the oh no oh no it's sentient it's become sentient please i can't pick it up what if i use the other one i don't think this is the problem i think it's the pizza that's the problem oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's still acting like it's on there maybe if i just give him this empty place it'll think that it's on there oh wait wait wait is it on the ground it's like tilted off maybe if i hit it with something there we go i'm kind of flipping it around the kitchen now oh my god the game does not like that it's lagging all over the place what is this it is not affected by gravity up you come no back jesus christ basil mountain was a mistake i was so excited for a second there oh come on basil mountain yeah [ __ ] basil mountain my game is frozen completely frozen i can't oh man basil mountain's gonna put me out of business the problem is if i can't serve it it's gonna just be stuck in my kitchen forever okay it is on the plate wait yes all right service get it out of here get that monstrosity out of here it's even leaving so slowly what do you mean one star oh wait no i got four bronze stairs and one silver we're closing for today i wonder why the whole restaurant's probably lagging all right well the lag is sorted how did this end up over here all kitchens and disarray all right we gotta speed run the last one because that one took so long all right who wants the happy pizza happy pizza makes a happy customer um let's call it marinara and just call it a day okay look at that one gold star for the cheese okay that's great oh my god the smiley face was the correct amount i guess when you saw basil mountain you're like you know what i'll settle for this i'll call this correct two salami pizzas coming up hey oh hey sorry i'm just practicing my vowels oh all right the dough dough where's the pizza there we go the dough we're raking in with this dough is obscene we charge per leaf with basil that's why i use so much i am getting really concerned with the fact that there is no exit for me like these doors are all locked i can't get out who ordered the splotchy sauce and you ordered the vomit i used all my salami on one pizza all right hold on i kind of got carried away i forgot i was in basil mode i was about to make salami mountain there kind of glad the game cut me off i just get carried away so easily all right 64 grams so let's just stack it up here 16 24 32 40 48 56 64. sure that's what they wanted right exact measured it's to a science except for the sauce that's just vomit all right basil i will just wing it oh god damn it i don't need this basil they probably want like 20 grams right that's fine there we go they wanted half basil and half salami and this person just wanted [ __ ] excuse me i'll take the worst pizza i've ever seen in my life please all right please don't glitch out on me nope perfectly fine well what do you know it turns out i was the problem putting 5 kg of basil on one pizza oh my god just looking at it it's just horrible hold on i'm getting some plates i hope i don't burn the other pizza there's a strong chance i'm gonna burn the other pizza oh that is risky oh my god look at that it's half hanging on all right yeah this is extremely burnt but you know what it's whatever the thing was a disaster to begin with well for [ __ ] sake all right oopsie hold on i'll get you another place oh a nice flip i honestly take your pick yes they're both salami i know they look extremely different but they're both salami right last order of the day oh my god white onion black olive mozzarella you're very [ __ ] demanding small how can i make a small dough oh i just threw the dough tray in the bin all right i guess the dough can just go straight out onto the floor all right what was it photographic memory and all that it was like three something you know what that's fine who cares it's 1kg grand oh yeah my priceless family heirloom jug i broke uh can i buy another one one priceless family heirloom coming up that should do i think that's more water than dough but whatever oops all right mostly fell on the floor anyway oh there goes another jug yeast i'll use extra yeast this time to make up for the lack of yeast in the last one i don't want to be a one-trick pony uh and salt wasn't it yep i left the salt right here in a memorable spot because i'm a good chef come on i want to go home i gotta make this pizza hurry up there we go failed pizza doll what the [ __ ] what you judgmental machine you know what you're getting failed pizza though i do not care i created this with love and frustration all right nice even sauce there you go that's what i'm talking about yeah that's looking good i'd assume they want basil they've probably heard about my specialty like they've been waiting all day for it oh no i was trying to write help but i ran out of space now it just says hell which is also accurate i mean this this will get the message across right hell911 they should know i'm in trouble oh another 80 liters of water wasted that's fine cleaning the counters with my floor sponge hygienic i'm just trying to get the place shut down hopefully i'll hit someone with some of these glass shards just throwing them out the window if i hit a passerby we'll be sued and we'll shut down spoiled pizza base shut up oh my god look at that symmetry though that is nice the cheese and and sauce actually look kind of good i gave them the wrong size plate and everything just to top it all off there you go there's your order sorry sorry in advance level up all right if you say so they were happy with the cheese at least different type than order but whatever oh they didn't want basil at all oh well sorry you still probably got the least basil out of everyone all right that's a hard day's work good night i just sleep in the kitchen this is actually hell i hope that person does call 9-1-1 like maybe they're so pissed off with their pizza they won't but i really need the help now this is basilar i like that a lot if that doesn't get the message across i don't know what will it has literally nothing else on it it just says the word help it looks so pathetic all right in you go i'm gonna be like this isn't kelp this is basil just walk out and i'm here just suffering in the back oh no it's going to burn too please don't burn my help sign there we go it's a slightly baked pizza dough with the word help on it order up who ordered the help me please i'm stuck in here call 9-1-1 save my soul he's like good timing not a great pizza but great time thank you so much i had to throw the propane out that was too tempting to make a bomb and try and just end this restaurant honestly i think the poor pizzas will end this restaurant anyway so at least they got that going for me trying to put out smoke signals to help now all right well i guess i'll just die then like the only alternative is eat the pizzas to survive and i'm not willing to do that they're terrible but i will end it there thank you so much for watching if you want a pizza be sure to subscribe every subscriber gets a pizza i appreciate you a lot folks thank you very much and i hope to see you tomorrow bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: v2tshqTu9w4

Length: 13min 47sec (827 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 10 2021