Mario Party but it's a bad Shrek knockoff

hey the friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're going having some party games but on a budget we can't afford Mariel party not in this economy mom can we get Mario Party we have Mario Party at home and had Mario Party at home brings me back to my childhood I don't like mega bloks I like Lego sorry I thought of it serious never I just kind of came out I might need therapy god I had a rough childhood mega bloks but I had no idea this game existed to be honest but when I saw Shrek I kind of had to go to it my my love of Shrek versus my hatred of parties in any social event kind of was in a battle but you know shrek is always gonna win so that's what we're gonna do we're gonna play some Shrek parody games and you know as I always say I didn't have anyone to actually have a party so it was kind of a surprise party for one it should still be fun so thank you for coming and paying lip service to my party you can go if you want now but I hope you stick around we're gonna jump in and see what this game is all about oh why does anyone watch me ready no but let's go anyway alright what should I do here I'm thinking at tournament I think I want to be Lord Farquaad I always felt a special connection to him wait they didn't even include Shrek who has the executioner and Robin Hood but not Shrek can I go back I don't want to play with these losers no stop giving me these people give me main characters okay at least I've had Shrek and Princess Fiona Fiona okay yeah this game isn't licensed this is Princess Fiona and shrunk why does Lord Farquaad looked at angry to be here he looks like he's coming up with his scheme and shrek is just the oblivious catcher okay run around to collect the most oh my god there's bugs crawling on the screen I don't like this collect the most matching bugs to static get out of the way you can kill hate 5 bugs total lowest value extras are discarded I don't understand what they mean at all okay I got blue I did what what am i doing it's not clear at all we're all dying pretty much except for Peola over there what why no it's good we're all winners except for P on it down there we don't even say she's second you are last every else are winners damn you patriarchy yeah that sums me up perfectly this is why we have a connection so like the realm you want to explore and collect its precious drops they are not reading cuz I'm not gonna understand it anyway we're going to the swamp that's where smashmouth hang out I think Bart [ __ ] moves five where is the board I don't know what's happening looks like a daring dude okay who do I want to dare to do I think I want to go with piona wait I thought I was just going against piona why are you all here what is this game gonna be exclusively about bugs why are you spinning there why are the bots so good shrek is 230 new high score I am NOT putting my name into this game fack it is I'm done I see everyone else felt the same no one was willing to put their name in congratulations Princess Fiona wait a why Princess Fiona I don't understand what was the point Shrek and sorry not Robin Hood Mancha Hood what was the point in him playing if it was just me versus Fiona okay she's swapping bugs with me now what match the best bugs I don't understand no what's happening is your hood looks like a daring dude no miss your hood is challenging me now so I match the colored gems okay it's not about bugs at least this should be easy enough right go wait what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do what what do i do he didn't explain it at all okay I'm getting it now now I understand you get you mark one and then you go find what it matches to yes I'm matching it to this come on match there you go now stop Shrek it's mine Jesus Christ they're annoying congratulations Lord Farquaad I beat the hood man okay great I don't know why the others were there okay now I get to swap three bugs but I don't know why these have a one on them so I'm gonna swap that for his five is that good I don't know beauty brains and brawn thank you very much oh talking about her god damn it the only brawn she has is in a massive head of hers look at it it's [ __ ] huge who are you gonna fight it's gonna be me isn't it they keep picking on me we know it's everyone great pick up the rats and throw them into the sewer what but how do they make the mini-game so damn awful I don't think I can make mini games this bad if I tried what were they thinking just ripoff Mario no one cares oh my god I cannot vacuum get them into the well why are we even drowning rats anyway I'm just blocking Shrek from throwing them in still you're hit repeatedly with rats I'm just annoyed that the bots seem to be able to do everything and I can't do anything look at them they're getting every single one just blocking them I'll get hit in the head with a rack that'll show them I don't understand this at all like swapping bugs around and then maybe they become scores I don't understand see at least like his head is big but there's some proportion Fiona looks like a bowling ball and a toothpick it's setting unrealistic standards I'm telling you this is where the problem is no don't do something bad he's innocent he's just a little innocent child okay that tree just tried to kill me [ __ ] why it's time for an epic battle alright I'm fighting the Robin Hood Walmart brand because he seems a lot worse than the rest okay water does not work like this I don't even know what the controls are I'm just kind of mashing all the buttons and it seems to be kind of working I actually high hopes for this god I'm so good at driving boats and Trek summer party or whatever the hell it is what is it slam panty shrek slam poetry that was it Lord Farquaad places first Eden sounds so happy about - when they were first you did a huge like wall Princess Fiona Richter and the heaven Mayor like I whatever Lord fact what first swapped three bugs now we're talking I'm gonna match all five of mine that he got done that she put me in the lead surely congratulations how is he still winning he's doing terrible I don't understand the scoring system sing through the floor what okay they just left him in the bug your turn Trek he's got to barely do anything and the game is fecking named after him strike slam poetry scooter scramble oh this should be good and it actually gives you the controls press X to accelerate and circle to break that should be easy oh my god this is horrible this is where they stole the idea for Temple Run for by the way the scoring system is so weird it's not like a race you just get points for the amount of time you're traveling like what you couldn't they just make it a race I don't understand you know what they say only shooting stars break the mold and I guess that's what they were going for I don't understand how the minigames are so bad when they didn't even try to like tell you them into the movie like they had no limit but what they could do here just copy good games wait I have to swap three bugs I'd get rid of this bad boy anyway like what I don't understand should I just take the fives is that what we're saying here and I think they have to match them so I guess I'm better off giving her ones that don't match right so is that good is that good I think I did good the most confusing scoring system ever I can just imagine them sitting there it's like no we're not just gonna make a mini game we're gonna revolutionize the genre we're gonna change everything from now on every party game will be scored by bugs being transferred between players oh yeah they dropped the ball alright that's true I honestly have no idea what I'm even moving towards like none of us are on the same board so I don't get it sticky tongues the fireflies will give you temporary indigestion that's the only part of that I need to read let's go wait how is he up to 100 and something already what is going on I am 12 okay I got [ __ ] shrekt in that destroyed [Music] nightmares sing ever approach from the distance around the corner and whenever nightmares about this game okay this is just docking and dodging this should be easy at least I'll understand it well ok I won't understand it I jumped over those and it did nothing what Jesus Christ what is wrong with my guy I think I've a height disadvantage or something yeah I was defecting ok ok Jesus Christ oh my god dude stop this is stressing me out like Davin falling like one super what is the [ __ ] scoring system what's up there just kidding faking brain damage and they're getting up to like 400 points yeah I didn't understand that at all look at them they tied cousin either fell over for the entire game I have no idea how I'm still in second to be honest I think the bots are insane in actual minigames and then they just don't take your bugs or something I don't know cuz I don't really know how the scoring is working maybe they don't understand it either the actual code in the game doesn't know what's going on Lord fat quad moves 9 okay I'm sorted now where is he going ok alright didn't realise Shrek's little I would have stairs connected to the sewage system that's very responsible it's [Music] okay staring at I'm awkwardly a chick magnet anyone who plays this game is guaranteed a chick magnet I'm telling you that much my phone is blowing up right now if you want to make a tinder profile just have a picture of you know over the shoulder shot playing this game and just put the title of the game shrek slam poetry in there and you will get infinite matches it feels like every second mini game is just collecting stuff for Jesus Christ what is wrong with these eggs do they come out haired boy just not smashing I honestly don't know which is better their original attempts at mini games which make no [ __ ] sense or them just saying let's just do another collecting minigame here the sound is so annoying the whole game is torture you [ __ ] she's taking them all that's not fair I hate Fiona yeah it seems like you need to if you've matching bugs then they're taken away and in turned into points somehow now I completely understand this game can you tell I'm lying all the valuable information my head that's being replaced by these stupid games rules ready no what are we doing I couldn't even read it I don't want to replace any more information I've already forgotten her to drive and replaced it with the bug rules of this game okay this game easy well not easy but at least it actually makes sense right into the lava I think that was my character of his own free will he just wants out I can see why Lord Frank what's so evil if he had to go through this crap like I already want to nuke the kingdom he wasn't even that bad okay Michael swapped three so because I'm first do I get to go last and I get to pick and choose what I want because I can stop them getting any sets there we go now they get like nothing is that how it works I figured it out thank you I'm the only person to ever actually try and figure this game outs probably just like kids they played it other than me squash the Knights into the mud by rolling over them I don't even know when this game [ __ ] ends like I don't know what the goal is I mean the real goal is just to have fun and by god are we not doing it imagine being lines of code and you're a knight in a mini game on Shrek slam poetry yeah he slammed my Lord Farquaad on a barrel you could have been anything you could have been a evolution in technology but no your sole purpose is to get squished in shrek slam poetry I can only swap one bog effects say sorry for shrek sake I'm gonna take it from Shrek he's just gonna take it back from me again because he's a dick look at this he's an absolute joke the games already named after you you selfish bastard all right shrekt super party how to win it was the last track game to be published by TDK MIDI active how do they lose the license that it's so good I got even the explanation of how the scoring works is so fast even when you read it Shrek super petty is a bulk matching game success is dependent on a player's knowledge of pogs [Laughter] oh god she knows it she knows it she knows what the hell is going on how are you supposed to dodge that honestly I'm just walking forward and spamming a that is all I'm doing what in God's name is going on you've lost me again I mean nothing you ever had me there's moments where I think I know what's going on but they're short-lived the important thing is I'm still winning even though I have no idea what's going on like I'm thinking its first two 500 because our little vials they're filling up and that's what it looks like but it's never been mentioned how you win I think half the game is trying to figure out like how the game even works oh no I'm gonna cry I always cry over spilt milk just gonna bully the girl fact what is a crush on Fiona this is how boys work christ almighty this is just milk everywhere yeah does hitting myself get me any points because I'm really good at that apparently okay food fling launch the food across the valley onto the tiger press X to stop the Villisca behold to increase power then release to launch bigger is better point wise and accuracy counts I don't understand like some sort of visual representation of the minigame we go a long way ready no what what is this what what huh I don't understand is it only the same colors please explain this okay I understand it now but it's a bit too late like it didn't explain it to me yeah congratulations Shrek he came second time I don't know I heard congratulating him got the animals to go nuts well to be fair I would too if I saw this approaching a farm why are you sending me through the evil bog alright goodbye wait I'm in second now all of a sudden because the game just decided here have 65 points to the guy in last weight piona has challenged me so can I just bully her like why wouldn't I just stay hitting her yeah I'm just gonna keep hitting her I don't think the other scores really matter right now just keep hitting her repeatedly swap three bucks I should be able to win this now shouldn't I look at this look at how many points I'm really good with bog knowledge 507 till I win I've done it I'm not even happy to have won I'm just happy it's over oh yes we get a little cinematic now I hope the entire Shrek 2 movie plays ah yes poisoning the well fantastic we just threw like 600 dead bugs into the well lord farquaad's wish was granted can't even fit it on his own head and he lived happily ever after that's the true ending to shrek one Lord Farquaad lives happily ever after playing minigames that make no sense wow that was a game I know it's not meant to be this way but as you go where there's just more and more question marks just from errors sounds like the 30 plus minigames include challenges ranging from outrunning the dangerous dragon breath yeah that's pretty much how I play the game IGN gave it a three is in a word terrible unfortunately reviews are required to be more than a word long verdict do not pass go head directly to jail it's bad boring and also bad god it really offended this guy he was doing a big Shrek fan I think he is he's like if you love Shrek spare yourself this pain and I've heard your ah he's from his sin god those are every words well I think I'd have to agree honestly that was awful but I had a blast I hope you did too you Wow I've learned so much about bugs as we all know shrek slam poetry is a bug matching game and success is dependent on a player's knowledge of bugs no idea where they got that from anyway I'm gonna end it there I hope you enjoyed maybe next time you can join the party and come play with me and we'll all be equally confused together I'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed appreciate your watching and I hope to see you next time bye for now shattered patreon Jonathan Lane torn Josh and Neil Harris Julianne Kinsel just as pirate TV Barry Kayla Banyan teal cat Hindi 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 825,781

Rating: 4.974288 out of 5

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Id: GvAMd4bCfVE

Length: 16min 14sec (974 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 03 2020