♪♪ <i> [audience cheering]</i> - And welcome back
to The Dating Game. We've already introduced
our lady, Daisy. Now let's meet
her potential dates. Contestant number one. Man:<i> Hello,</i> beautiful! <i> [audience cheers]</i> My name is Brant
and there is nothing I<i> can't</i> <i> do</i> for<i> you.</i> I will be<i> true.</i> You'll be glad you<i> knew,</i> me. [dry chuckle] <i> [audience cheers]</i> - Hi, Brant. Your voice makes me melt. - Contestant number two. <i> [audience cheers]</i> - Hello. I am Timothy
and I am very stable. - Hi, Tim. Your voice really comforts me. - [intermittently]:
It's actually Timothy, it's not Tim. If you want to call me, Tim, that's not correct, but... - All right. Contestant number three. - Hi. <i> [audience cheers loudly]</i> - Hey guys, hi. Baby, you can call me
[microphone feedback]. But just don't call me
late for dinner. Because I will be very cranky. - All right. You're up, Daisy. Good luck choosing
your next hot date. - Thank you. Okay, so my first question's
for all three of you. If you were a mode
of transportation, which one would you be? - Oh, I would definitely be
a motorcycle, because I'm adventurous,
I love sunny days, and... I only have two wheels while most people on the
road have more. [chuckle] Daisy:<i> Okay, a little dangerous.</i> <i> That's fine.</i> All right. Contestant number two? - [dryly]
I am a 2012 Toyota Corolla. Light gray, base model, and what I lack
in bells and whistles I make up for
in dependability, comfort, and a little pep in my step. Daisy:<i> Oh.</i> Okay. You sound very sweet
and charming. - I am. - Okay, contestant number three? - Huh. I am a choo-choo. - A- a what? - I would have to say
that I am a choo-choo. - Like a train? Bisque Man:<i> Because I</i> am
on<i> track</i> to become the greatest
chef in the world. <i> [audience cheers]</i> And I may be a little<i> loco,</i> but I have good motives. Also, I really like food, which you have to chew-chew. - Oh. [chuckles] A sense of humor. I like that. - That's one of my ten senses. - O-kay. My question is for everyone. <i> What are you looking for</i> <i>
in a woman?</i> - Oh, I definitely want a girl who's just willing to
go with the flow. I'll take you to places
you only dream of like Olive Garden or steak. - O-kay. Okay. Contestant number two? - I am definitely someone who
wants kids. I mean, you're not gonna want
to teach homeschool if you don't want kids. Also... someone who wants
to teach homeschool. - Okay. Contestant number three. - Uh, yes. I am homeschooled. - Uh, no. No, sorry. What are you looking for
in a woman? - Wh-what? Why would I look for a woman? You're right here. - That is so sweet. I like that. - Stupid question. - Um, contestant number three. Do you believe in love
at first sight? - Nope. - Oh. Okay. Bisque Man:<i> But</i> I do believe
in love at first bite. - What does that mean? - You're mean! - That doesn't... Daisy:<i> Okay, boys.</i> Don't fight over me quite yet. - I apologize
for this inconvenience. - Okay, this question is
for everyone. If you had
a<i> celebrity doppelgänger,</i> <i> who would it be?</i> - People say I look
like the dad from Family Matters with Kevin Hart and a little bit
of protein powder. Daisy:<i> Okay.</i> Awesome. Contestant number two? - Oh, Joaquin Phoenix, probably. - Uh-huh. Psh, yeah, right. Daisy:<i> O-kay.</i> Contestant number three,
who's your doppelgänger? - Bruce Willis,
you know that guy? - Yeah. - Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck? <i> You know them too?</i> - Yeah, do you look like them? - Uh, [scoffs] no. Not those hacks. They were in a movie
with my doorbell-hanger. The super hot one. - Oh, which movie? - Heh, I'll give you a hint. Armageddon to look more like
Steve Buscemi every day. - Oh, I don't know who that is,
but he sounds dreamy. - Yes. - You might want to
Google him, maybe. Daisy:<i> Okay.</i> Okay, one more question each
before I choose number three. Contestant number one, <i> can we still be friends</i> <i>
and hang out</i> <i> and you pay for stuff?</i> - Oh, yeah girl. Daisy:<i> Cool.</i> Contestant number two, can<i> you say anything even
remotely interesting?</i> [silence] Daisy:<i> 'Kay.</i> Contestant number three, <i> as a final test</i> <i>
for my fifth question,</i> I'll give you five seconds to
guess how many kids I want. - Uh, five questions. Five seconds. Fi-- TWO CHILDREN? - Yes! I choose number three! Bisque Man:<i> Ha!</i> Me too! - NO! - Congratulations, you made
the right choice. - And that's our show. Tune in next week to
The Dating Game. - What did I win? - Uh, a date. - Me? <i> [audience cheers]</i> - Contestant number one, what would you do
if you liked that sketch? - Oh, I would
definitely subscribe, and then I would take you
for a walk on the beach. - Okay, what would you do if
your friends needed some comedy? - I would definitely share
this video with them and like it
and comment below. - Uh-huh. - And take you for a walk
on the beach. - Wow.
