Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier Mark: and welcome to "Hearts and Heroes". Mark: Now, this is a fan-made game, Mark: and I have not played a fan game... in a long, long time, Mark: but I'm super happy to be able to Mark: get back into this one... Mark: because this one— Mark: A lot of passion has been poured into it, Mark: and it's been being made for a while. Mark: And I do intend to play a lot more fan games... and I want to stream 'em, and I want to do a whole bunch of other stuff, but... I just haven't had the time, but now I do. So we're gonna play through this full game. and we're gonna... take our time, and we're gonna see every little bit... We're just gonna play, we don't need any log in here. "Arrow keys to move, Shift to run," "Interact with Space or Enter," "Exit... with Escape," "Alt..." "Command plus Alt for Fullscreen." Okay... Alright. "The characters in this game" "talk about some heavy topics." "Discretion advised." So, just so you know. "This is a game for the fans, about the fans." "Not only that, but this game is a reflection of" "the developers and who we are." "It's a reflection of how we learned and grew as people," "and the thing we love and enjoy." The things. "We hope you enjoy it as much as we loved making it." Yeah. And it you guys want to play this for yourself, I'll put a link in the description if you don't want anything spoiled in here... because this game, apparently, is about you guys. "Hello? Is anyone here?" *sniff* mmm "Guess not." "I need to find a way out of here." All right. Okay. "It's empty." "Nothing to help me here." Can I at least make my bed? "The bed I woke up in, except that I don't remember" "sleeping here in the first place." "I see... nothing?" Okay. All right then. Does that mean you're blind, or... do you actually not see anything? "That's a pretty picture!" This is a pretty stool! This is a pretty table! *gasp* *creepily* Hiii "Wait a second... this is—" *teleportation noise* Whoa! "Hello there!" That's me... that's me, guys. "What the hell? How did you—" "Oh my god! You're Markiplier!" "In the flesh!" "Well... sorta..." "So, I know this isn't the best way to meet," "but I need you to come find me." "What? Where are we?" Oh... Come with me, come find me? I don't know why my brain— *not quite Tiny Box Tim's voice* "Hiya, Mark!" Oh, god *laughs* Ahhh Uhh... "Tiny Box Tiiiim! There you are, my lil' biscuit!" "Thanks for letting meh know she was here." "What's goin' on!?" "Well for starters, you're dreaming right now!" "Well, I guess that explains things." "None of this is actually happening." "Well not exactly... It's not just you dreaming." "I'm dreaming too." "All this will make more sense if you come with me." "Where are we going?" "A place where you'll be safe." "Safe from what?" "I'd really love to tell you, but" "we really should get a move on." "But why?" "Just trust me okay?" Yeah, that doesn't sound suspi— whaaaaaaaaa-'kay Using the glowing power of my heart on my sleeve! *teleportation noise*
Using the glowing power of my heart on my sleeve! Using the glowing power of my heart on my sleeve! *teleportation noise* *quietly* Whoa... Cool! Woah, feeling a little dizzy Now can I know where I am? This area is basically "home base" for people like us ???: Like us? You, me, and many others, were chosen to join the fight against the Terrorlings ???: The what? Hear me out on this, all right? Terrorlings are like demons that feed off of negative emotions. Sadness, anger, grief, and fear. They can only affect people's dreams as of now, but the damage they can cause is very real. And if they grow strong enough I'm afraid their darkness will begin to seep into the waking world. That sounds... not good Yeah it's definitely not good But that's why we're here to help This is the hub Or as some people call it, the Markihub And by some people, I mean literally only I call it that Seriously? Hey, I'm staying on brand, all right? So what do you do here? Well, people train for battling the terrorlings. They also gather supplies and meet up their teammates before missions. Then, the third shift bell strikes, a portal will open to take you to the person that needs to be saved. Alright, awfully efficient here in this dream world *bell tolls* Ooh no Speaking of, there's the first bell You've still got a lot to do, but before that, follow me to the training room okay uh- oh- but tiny box tim went down south! All right fine, I guess I'll follow you Is this the training room? No- yes! It is. Hello hi oh all right, I'll save I saved good, great okay, now that we're here let's fight! That's how I treat all the fans that I meet Let's fight immediately, punch me in my face! Wait what? oh boy Let's do this! Bu- wait what how do I do this? Let me go through the basics sh- shut- shut your face, let me, I'm talking There are four possible choices to play. You can attack using your weapon by selecting attack. You can also use skills that need MP for a more powerful attack. If you're out of options, you can guard yourself using the shield or use an item to heal your party all right okay I'm gonna power strike you that's all I've got HUUUH *slap sounds* I bet that hurt! *slapping sounds* how bout one of th- ow why would you do that that's so mean oh welp nope I— take that! ahhhhh oh, whumpus whump was I..? was that a did you call me what did you say? You holding up there buddy? I'm doing, I'm doing fine I've got multiple bleeding contusions all over my face Here take these: Mark gave blululu a heart fragment and a rum and doctor pep Oh thanks! Open the item menu and choose the heart fragment to restore some of your HP If you are in need of MP, you can use the rum and doctor pepper I gave ya It's not really rum, it's actually just Dr. Pep and grenadine we just say it's rum to look cool and also because if I drink anything , I'll die There are all sorts of item health items, mana items, power-ups, and many different secret special stuff Make sure you always have a few in your inventory in case you need 'em No giving up now! so shut your face and just keep hitting me Aah! owww Why are you hitting me right in my dick? How, why? y- Got you there, didn't I? By using this skill, I inflicted a status effect on you Status effects are inflicted by certain skills or items and they can weaken, poison, or stun the enemy Alternatively, they can strengthen your allies Now that you're confused, you won't be able to focus on who you're attacking Anybody coud get hurt This gives me a chance to fight you off more easily alright HABOOM! too late, owwwww Hiya! huuuu Alright then, not too shabby Thanks, that wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be I kept whaling on your crotch over and over and over again You'll get the hang of it in no time But now that you've gotten a bit of a feel for fighting you should go ahead and choose your class My class? Everyone has a different fighting style Go talk to the weapons dealer in the armory He'll help you choose what class you wanna learn Now I have some other things to do real quick Come find me when you're done and I'll tell you more about the terrorlings and your mission This can't be real! it's all just a dream, you even said! Oh, trust me this dream might be a dream, but you'll dream soon enough how powerful dreams could be! I think I made my point. Before you go, you obviously know my name, but I haven't asked you yours. My name is... blu my name is-nope.. My name is.. my name is *thinking sounds* t- tuu- toooooooomp MY NAME IS TUUMP! Welcome aboard, TUUMP! It's good to have you on the team it's pronounced TOOMP! Come find me after you're done. all right, TUUMP away! TUUMP is strong! Also, what do these people do, are these people just dancing back and forth? I can win this with my eyes closed probably not a good idea Nah, I'm goin- I'm going easy on you I'll wreck your shins, mate! Maybe if you could reach them Oh, it's on! All right, what are you doing? I may be small, but that doesn't mean I'm weak all right, ok, all right, backing off I'm just waiting for my friend Dave so we can practice all right Welp! you guys keep beating the shit out of each other I'll just carry on my way wherever the hell I'm going ooooh warf- uh Warfy? Hello? *warfstache voice* Good evening ladies and gentlemen, player, and all other configurations of being My name is Wilford Warfstache and this is my weapon shop! I'm in charge of sharp objects Ready to choose your class? ok The following tutorial can be skipped by holding down the shift button There are 3 main classes: Warrior, Defender, and Mage. Each of these 3 have different stats, pros, and cons There are also subclasses for each one of these Warriors are agile and evade attacks more easily, but their attacks are lower They have medium attack strength and defense but they have higher agility and luck Attack: medium, Agi: high oooooo too many numbers Defenders have high attack and defense points but aren't as agile as warriors Their attack probability is lower and so their mana and HP Inflicting states is not common Attack: high, Defense: high, HP: high Oookay! Mages have medium attack strength and low agility, however they can use magic attacks which inflict status effects and heal their allies They have high magic and defense ok all right Choose your class Remember, this decision is final I'll go with mage I already know what I want I wanna twiddle around some magic around these... *kissing sounds* fingies all right, let's do this TUUMP aquired a wooden staff and mage armor Sweet! I'm ready to destroy those Terrorlings! Don't forget to open the menu and equip your weapons and armors *warfstache voice* Good luck, and be sure to come back around for an upgrade next time you're around or alternatively I could just stab you in your teeth all right, hello, who are you? I'm a warrior! I'm just here to pick up a new sword ok I still haven't decided my class, but I need to go train with my friend I wish this were easier Hey! just make up your mind like I did! Just close your eyes and just decide something at random things usually work out after that all right, hello You ready? I think so Great! Now I'll explain things a bit more Every person has their own Terrorlings. In a dream, they manifest themselves into entities that are familiar to the victim They invade the person's head and attack them, slowly scraping at their sanity Our job is to go into their dreams and save them before the terrorlings do too much damage *bell tolls* BONG There isn't much time left before the portal opens and there's just a couple more things you need to do Sometimes I like to do a quick send-off before the shift starts It can get tough out there and so a few words of encouragement are always good For now, you'll want to go stock up on supplies Here's some Dreeeeam Points It's a made-up currency I made Dream points? Did you just say that trademark out loud? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo It's our form of money. I made it up, like I said. Shut up, stop asking questions! All right, let me know when you're done all right I- *noises from mark* woah woah woah gimme stuff! Uhhh, wait, you said opposite of the training room, right? maybe opposite as in other side ohhhhhhhh That would make a lot more sense. Okay, who are you? People aren't really greatful around here I mean, I saved you. Shouldn't I get some recognition for it? I don't know what you did, but you can shut up with that attitude there because I don't even know you All right, this is not the... *gasp* Google!? What are you doing here? Hello! Okay, Google! *robotically* Hello, human What gives you the right to interrupt me while I am in the middle of planning the destruction of mankind? Tuump: Wh- what!? Google: Hmm, do you have a command for me? Whose file? Mark: Mark! Ah! Age: sevvv--- *grumpled noise* *offended* Height: 4ft 2! That's! graaaaaa Stupid! The orientation is goo! That doesn't even make sense! At least my Hero ID is 69-420 I do- *laughs* I do greatly appreciate that all right, all right What about TUUMP? Check back tomorrow- woahhh ok screw you then pssssssssh Screw you then! I'm trying to find a file for a friend OF a friend, never mind Shh! I'm reading Okay, sorry! Geez, bitch, okay all right! good god It's a book that everyone has entered the hub My name is at the last page at the bottom Does the dream world get... wifi? I dunno Does it even have internet? I'm not up for reading Oh, okay I love reading, so you can shut up oooh, this looks... important Octoda- ohohoho Blubber! Hello child, who, like me, is a normal human! Hello shopkeeper who is completely normal in every way! Ohh! Perfect! I don't know what i'm supposed to get, but i'll get a *rolled r* rum oooh two- ooh that's a lot... two please heart fragment three please toast none please markihorn all please hot sauce please All right, I don't know what to- toast does, but Tuump don't need! Tuump need none of that Byebyeeee! Okay, who are you? Hello? Stop moving! probably shouldn't touch- Stop moving! I'm preparing for my third mission, I'm so excited! The possibility of death doesn't even occur to me! There are always supplies here at the shop What useful information you have, thank you. Thank you incredibly Who are you? Being here is such an honor How do you know that? Are you trapped here in this dream world? People here can be very... energetic for sleeping people indeedeedoodah all right This is my second night here. I'm so excited! all right *rapid squeaking noises* AAAAHHHH!!! ok bye, hope I bothered you Who are you? Mark said he'd help me get ready to start forming my own hub soon I really hope he remembers Nope! don't even remember that I don't even know where you are Saving people is a lot of work! okay sure whatever Woah, hey! *high pitched* Oh hi there! Tuump: Hey tim! Tim: How are preperations for the first shift going? Mark: oh my god, I'm so sorry but that's the only thing that I can do Tuump: Pretty good, thank you! Mark: cause I'm not gonna do the normal voice cause it's Number 1: it hurts my voice and Number 2... god is it annoying Tuump: I have to be honest, this place is really surreal to me Tim: A lot of people thi- feel that at first, Mark: so I guess I'm going with Mickey Tim: but I'm sure you'll like it after you get used to it I'm kinda busy at the moment I need to get supplies for when others get back later Go talk to Mark and he'll help you get ready, good luck! Tuump: Thanks, Tim! Have fun! Mark: I'm so sorry I was ju- *laughing* I wish I was a better person *laughing* ok, anyway Taking care of people is a lot of work Y'all need to stop getting hurt so much Okay, whatever you say geez I haven't even done anything, I haven't even been hurt! also, that's a lot of hospital beds that doesn't seem too good seems awfully concerning lotta suspicious prospect All set? ye-yeah I'm ready to go but I still don't exactly where we're going to do out there I've hit people with a stick in lacrosse, but I've never been in a fight before You just fought me! You fought- did I hit you too hard?! You not remember!? Don't worry, new recruits face the easiest enemies on their first shift Even though everyone's dreams are different, we try to make sure no one is going in to face enemies they can't handle Tonight your mission is to help a teenage girl whose family's been going through some tough times It caused her to have a lot of anxiety and she feels like a burden Here, things like anxieties take form of terrorlings They start out small, but they can pile up over time and can do some serious harm So I have to fight these terrorlings Yep Once she's rescued, the exit portal will appear to take you back to the hub And what if I fail? You'll be fine. I know you can do it I've lost so many recruits I can't even remember their names or faces *fake sobbing* Anyway, you were chosen for a reason If you say so Then is it about time to start? Yeah, let's get going! am III... I'm going with you apparen- oh! Rabble rabble rabble! Hey! Shut up! Shut your faces! Hey! Come on now! Hey! Shut!!! Up!!! good *cough* Now that I have your attention; We all know why we're here There are dark things out there threatening the well-being of good people, -I forgot my words for a second- but we're here to stop em Each and every one of you has something in your heart that can shine through the darkness and let you reach out to others Some of you were saved, others were chosen Chosen by what? Well to be honest I don't even have a remotely god gosh-darned clue okay *laughing* I don't like that I don't like THAT I don't like that how predictive that be I've been doing this for a few years now and I still haven't been able to figure it out But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna stop fighting Every night the darkness attacks, but our numbers continue to grow with every person we've saved Helping people is what I'm all about So, I'm taking this as a chance to do just that I want you all to know that even though things will get rough out there I believe in you and I know you can do it and if it ever gets to be too much just know that we're all here for you and you can always ask for help *bell tolls* BONG HEY BING BONG DO GU GO GO GET EM, GO GET EM LADS Ok alright, one more thing for new people: See that everyone has a heart on their sleeve? It's the mark of a hero Not everyone you save will have one, but if they do, it means they'll be joining our ranks in the fight against terrorlings Alright everyone, good luck out there Wooo! I'm ready, let's go! I'm so pee-hyped! I'm punch all the terrorlings straight- ok I right see you I outi ouoghglorfllllll Let's go! Hang on a second, you said each person has to be saved had to be saved from terrorlings, right? Yeah Then what about me? I wasn't being attacked when you came Well, like I said, some people are chosen That's what happened to me too I don't know how it works, but it's just one of those things where you get the chance to do some good and you just gotta take it I mean, I guess It's kind of like helping a stranger who dropped their books, right? *deep inhale* No, but- not at all, not even remotely. In fact that reflects poorly on your brain ability But if it helps you understand, sure Hey man I've got enough sass on my own, I don't need blualululuh Well, I guess we should get going. Here goes nothing You got this! I'll be watching from the sidelines not doing anything! You've got great crotch-punching abilities believe in you ok or I'll vanish there I go then oh no wait I, I'm right behind you *creepily* Always I'm always right behind you ok let's go what've we got Ready to go? sure *sniff in* ahhhh the fresh smell of an adventure I can't wait! I mean, I can wait but I won't wait! I won't- uh oh mm Mmm! Mmhmm! Mmhmhm! I thought I had *burp* I thought I had more time Alright. Slender Forest, oh no oh no not the Slender forest woah So we're in someone else's dream right now? Yep! We should hurry and try to find them before the terrorlings do or else they'll be ripped to shreds and that won't be good all right, anyway doodleydoo *snap* uh oh Uhh, that's probably just a cute harmless forest animal right? Well it could be... ooooooooor Or something's probably watching us and waiting right here to murderlize us! I'm kidding Kind of... Are you going to stick with me through the whole first shift? Aw, sick of me already? I'll stay with you for as long as I can, but I have to eventually get back to my own objectives *rustling* ooh, fun in the woods All right. Oh! Great, I know where we are What, where are we? This will certainly be an interesting first mission for you
*distant scream* aaaaaahhhh I can scream too Sounds like someone needs help, let's go! oh never mind Okay bye! see ya Are those terrorlings? Yeah. Those are just little guys, but don't let your guard down Alright then, let's hope I DON'T DIE That's a lovely sentiment to start this off on Hey! Jerkwads! I'm gonna hurt you with words! uh oh oh, seems like they might have noticed us *battle music* Okay! oh hi oh this ain't so bad Alright then, I got some magic. I'm gonna ice blast you gonna power strike wumpus wump you Aaah! ohohohoho Owww, why me?! Why only me? alright, you're going to hit that one, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit this one Haa! oh my god beuhh oh, I'm sorry I'm so weak I'm so incredibly weak Badudah!
*victory sound* ok alright, well I guess guess I don't get any experience but whatever alright Sure, fine. Oooh, whoo hoo! Nice! I could use these Maybe. I don't know We did it! See? I knew you'd be fine *beeping* Shit! Crap, I gotta go You'll be okay on your own, right? Don't worry, I got this! I mean, no wait! Come back! Please! Good to hear. I'm outie! Shut up! Don't want to hear anymore, I'm out baby! You'll have to find that girl who ran away. She still needs your help What I meant to say before was that this is the Slender Forest I think you'll have to collect all eight pages to make it through Try to stick to the path so you don't get lost Hopefully you won't have to deal with ol' Slendy himself I believe in you. Good luck! Tata! Thanks ok, alright, bye Now that I'm alone, this place really gives me the creeps Yep. Alone. In a forest all by myself I don't think I've every actually won the original slender game so I'm pretty sure this is going to go horribly horribly, yeah, let's go with horribly mmm alrighty, sprinting through the forest, ahh, dead The grave says, "I said 'Kill me' as a joke, Warfstache was in the room" *giggle* This graves says, "Disappointed, but not Surprised" *giggle* that's funny heh, real funny there alright, where is these gosh darn pages I sure wish I could see farther than in front of my nose Uh, anybody? Hello? Hello? ohhhhh haha okaaaay wow that's actually a surprisingly good effect wwwww- that's not good whaaa- Ah! *battle music* hhhhhhfffffffffftbbbbbbbbbt alright fine, that's fine whatever, I don't care I don't, I don't even care I don't even care, take that I don't even care! fine got another level cause you suck and I don't Geezums. Hey look, a page one of eight can't go in tent no tent for me please euh this is actually surprisingly spooky it reminds me of like all those um all those uh... blublababubabubebebh all these r-rpg horror games oooh uh oh, welp, no thank you that's shockingly well-done Okay page! huhuh I don't know why I'm on a lake, but okay I think I missed something important back there but I, I won't come ba-ohhh RIH *battle music* you poopy I don't like you Hiya! Take some of that! Eat- eat that! and- and how 'bout some for you raaaa Take some of this! ok if I attack you now is it gonna kill you or is it just gonna like I'm outta- woahhhhh I got you alright you can't beat me Too strong! yes that was very fortunate if I didn't do that that would have been extremely bad now- woah... Do I heal? nooo I do not but I can heal myself boink easy peasy easy peasy lemon squeeze me and I'll save bubdybubdybubdybuh easy, ok ladadaaa ladadaaa just gotta find these goddamn pages if it's anything like the original slendy it means that if I relatively stay on the path, I should find them eventually but I don't know oh god damn it damn you to hell ahhh yes ohh! i got a fireball! hell yeah and 20 drp woah oh I got 20 drp don't try and orp I don't want it but ok that's not good all right well see ya slendy man woah it's the penis tower alright where're we going now? I don't even know probably not the right way because I'm big and dumb and s- oh I found another one! never mind I'm small and smart that's not any better in fact I feel worse about that one I'm big and smart that's the right combo yes! okay found another one on the poop rocks seems like there's nothing el- OOOOOOkay alright well that's an option ooo what do we have here? I see a page I just don't know how to get into this ok not this way it is a gosh darn ok alright ok here we go! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I got it ahahahahahhahahahha uhoh hero power? I got none fireball! uhhh fireball! bahhhhh! fireball! ow again, ow, stop fireball what that didn't even MMMMMMMMMM yeah aaaaaaaaaall righty we did that all right beat ya oooo that's not good hang on I gotta slendy wait wait a second slendy I gotta I'm a spastic saver everyone knows this about me but I gotta do a heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal there we go. what does that even whaa why is that there? is that good or bad? it looks good looks real good alright whatever you say is there something over here? in this mausoleum-esk thig? no? welp, that's all that's in here, I don't even need to be in a gravey- woahhhh hey how's it going how's it going how's it going I don't think there's any ooooah OOOO ahh I've only got 2 left that I need to get so it must beeeee not there i've gotten that one so it must be on this path here cars yes! one more! yes, one more, one more, one more I'm almost there I did it, I'm doing it this is oddly stressful, this is a faithful recreation *gasp* no let's go there I don't need that nope MMMMMMM alright I think I've already gone this way haven't I? haven't I? haven't I? have i? ohhhh yeah I have haven't I but I didn't get one. hold on this *gasp* yessssss. I got it! it's a dick butt I didn't even get to look at it very much it was just a tantalizing flash of a dick and a butt ok well I'm out of here baby! I'm out of here! see ya! fare thee well! I guess nothing else is gonna happen what was with that weird rock can this lead to that weird rock because I want to see what that weird rock was all about if I'm supposed to be selecting everything around here you gotta show me what that weird rock was all about no not here. was it below this? tittysprinkles! I missed it! awww cock my ass! well that's grumpilicious ok well I guess I'm not seeing it then dammit alright, I'm outie baby! I got all the pages and Im good to go why do they just explode into piles of ash also where did that girl go?! ehh whatever it's too late- oh no uh oh I guess there's no going back now wait wait but what about that what about the well what about the but what about what about the g- hey tuump oh hi Tim, what are you doing out here? I'm just here to warn you about the area you're about to enter it's gonna be a bit harder than the forest so I hope you're ready thank you Tim also take this key Tiny Box Tim gave you a key you'll need it to get into the mansion thanks! good luck tuuuump All right, thank you... but what about the— Oh— *in-game scream* Ohhhhhhhhhhh She's up heeere. Got it, okay. "Sounds like she's in trouble! I gotta find her!" Hey! You! Assholes! Get ready to taste my fists of fury! All right, I guess... Maybe, if this is actually going to work— Hiyaaa— Ow... OWWW Owie! Hiyaaah— Okay, well, that doesn't do nearly enough... Welp I— I am in... trouble. call for help yeah i'll do that hey, whaaaaaaaa yes! I should have been sounding the markihorn from immediately right away that's not a sentence but I yesssssss take thaaaaat get shreked I shoulda, I knew I shoulda bought all the markihorns that's the only thing I'd ever need all right whatever I got, I got leveled up so it's it's all good it's all good I think leveling up means that I don't have to- woah this is the creepiest book I've ever seen and I don't read more of those pages it won't open, it's blocked from the other side maybe that's the way that I'm going to be coming out ma- ohhhh hi I'm gonna sound, I'm gonna pound the markihorn you ain't gonna know what's gonna hit ya sound the alarm! boom boom boom! oh shit! noo yep it's too late for you alright nice I could use these when am I going to get another teammate that can help me along here I don't recognize anything on this map more of those pages more of those pages and a lot of bloodstains I don't like it oh, what is that? is someone cleaning? actually all the food looks old and gross mmm food guess I found the pantry oh wait I read that in reverse order oop does slender drink? is this all here for show? maybe not a book I don't wanna know what it says ok I guess you really don't read then who cares what the very important-looking book says in the middle of the very important-looking room guhhhh well hello *battle music* *mark imitating battle music* I'll save my markihorn, just in case pffft well I think I just, I think I just realized my first problem I wasn't, I d-, nothing was equipped I am an idiot but we all knew this does my hand gesture make it better for you I am an idiot wooden staff, yeah, that'll be great shield, arm shield? why not ok headgear, hat? love me a hat mi'lady body armor sure accessory great man if only I had been a better human being that's something I say to myself every single day okay what have we got here another book, it's a horror story, surprise, surprise what, you read now? huh?you judging that book by its cover? hmm, I don't like you why cant I take it with me? I would like that I would like it very much why are there so many papers in here? It's almost as if someone was trying to make it look messy hmm more papers yup mm sure is messy alright oh no there's a wig and a fake mustache in here. that's not right its a letter addressed to Slender asking for an interview ohhhhhh! I KNOW WHERE WE ARE! So how bout it? the interview of a life time signed Wilford Warfstache oh is it? oh is it really oh, I think I understand now wuh oh I don't like that bear you touch the teddy A soft melody starts playing *soft melody plays* okay! Glad that happened, glad I did that! I just got a flashback to like witch's house when the bear like just BRMBRMBRM I'm not sure I wanna know whats in these bottles I'm not sure I wanna know what's in your head okay alright I suppose all of this is in your head hmm, what's this? the melody is broken I wonder what it means Woop Okayy Alright! "Achievement unlocked!" DUN DUN DUUUHHH Okay? *giggles* Nice (x3) Very nice... Very, very nice. "More of these papers?" I can't believe it. I cant believe... It's— uh oh Uh oh "Put it back together." "I guess it's a puzzle. Hmmm" *music plays again* Ahh! *music continues* I got it! okay so I just need to go listen to the song and then.. put all the pieces back together *music plays* ok *same music plays again* *lock clicks open* HEYYY There we go! *gibberish start of a sentence, cut off by ingame static* I'ma charge *voice cracks* straight id— in... 'cause I'm a brave boy! Oh, hello... Ooh "Come now, we all know that—" d'uh-ooh I... didn' t... read it, cause— *apologetic stuttering* I'm sorry! "Come now," "We all know that you'd never be able to get rid of us." "Aw, you scared?" "What'cha gonna do? Cry about i—" I like that guy's face— *slightly goofier voice*
"What'cha gonna do? Uh, cry about it?" Eh— "I'm... I'm not..." "All you do is weigh people down." "You can't do anything." "You're pathetic, that's what you are." *??? collapses* Oh Huhu Ooh "HEY!" I've got a Markihorn, toot a-toot a-fuck you! "Get over here..." "you buncha no-good FREAKS!" "Oh look, a new half-ass hero." "Why don't you run away, little girl?" "No one wants you here." "Funny..." "I was just about to say the same, thing, for you!" OH SHIT here comes the Markihorn! toodely toot ta toot ta toot GRRRRRRR Good thing I saved this thing. BONK WONK STONK and SHRONK Easy, peasy. Get-the-eff-out easy. Get outta here. (x2) Tuump ain't gon' mess with nobody... Nobody! "It's alright." "They're gone." "Still, we should get out of here." "Can you stand?" "I think so." "Great." "Yeah, I don't like it here." Alright. Well, this is your big purple chair? Hmm, what's this? "Slender's diary?" "Nope, nope nope! I'm out, bye!" Wha— whaa— what could Slender's diary be about... that's not... good, and... wholesome, and awesome? "I don't know why he has this." A lasso? Why does he have a lasso? Eugh Alright. "Looks like a map of the forest outside." Well, that would've been helpful— Oh, it's blocked. "This must be what's blocking the door." Can I... un-block it? D'okay, no I cannot. Alright, well... see ya. Let's skedaddle on outta here. doodly doot de doot de doo Ahh... *whispers* looks like it's locked. Okay... Well, see ya. See ya... See ya, guys! What's over here? Anything? No, I already been in here. Alright. Well, I'm only assuming that this is um... Slendy's mansion... or Markiplier Manor, for that matter... buuut I'm not 100% sure about that; I think it's Slendy's mansion... which was an ooold game. *whispers* long time ago. "Now that we're not fearing for our lives," "I think I should introduce myself." "I'm Tuump." "Oh, my name is..." Nope Nope, nope, nope Your name is... *deep inhale* Buuhhhh... Beee— Byoooooh— You're... Bluuuuhhr Bluh— Blerm... *laughing* Blermf. Blermf! ...Blermf! "Nice to meet you, BLERMF!" I'm TUUMP! "I know there's a lot to take in." "I'm still kinda mind blown by it all myself." "Once we get back—" Okay... Alright. "Is something wrong?" "I'm still scared. I'm sorry!" "Why? There's nothing to be sorry about." "You were just being attacked by monsters." "I'd be more concerned if you weren't afraid." "I just—" "I'm always scared!" "All I did was cower while you fought off those things!" "So?" "That's what I came here to do!" That's how I work, that's how I roll. "I'm so weak and useless. I'm sorry." "Not joining in on the fight doesn't make you useless." "You shouldn't have to fight them at all." "But—" "But nothing." "Needing help doesn't make you weak." "It just makes you human." "I guess you're right. Thanks..." "No problem!" "Come on, let's get going." "Something doesn't feel right—" mmmmm okay, alright What doesn't feel right? What is it? Oh, why am I going back in here? I don't like this... *sudden noise* wuh— "Is that--?!" uaahhh, ooohh "We gotta run! Take my hand!" Ooh, we have to find the portal. Okay, alright then. H-oh, hi. Es'cuse me, sorry. Didn't mean it. nyaaannnd, ha-wooompf w-aaah, I was a little off, I was a little off, okay. I don't know where this portal could be "Tuump! You did it! I knew you could—" "GET IN THE PORTAL!" "Woah! Why are we screaming?" "JUST DO IIIIAAAA" Okay, alright then— Uh oh "Aaahh!" Oh, that's not good. uh "Alright, let's get this over wi—" That HP bar is... whooof HOOOOF Oh mah goodnass Take, some of... this? Crazy foot thing? "How the fuck do you do tha—" *laughing* "How the fug do you do that?" I dunno, you know what? Honestly, I just don' know. Here, have a crazy foot thing. Hiyah Take that— That is... that is a lot of health... b'eh, guess he's not that powerful. Alright, I'ma freeze you~ Take some fire and ice challenge! No? Alright, fine then. Hero power? Nope, okay. atttaaaacck Wait, what just happened? No... Magic— I said ice blast! Alright. attaa— *giggles* Hero— hero power? Ah, Mark's manly screeches. That... that doesn', that dun'— *Markimumbles* paahh piiyoow Ow, why only Tuump? Why not hit the big dufus known as Markiplier? *music is temporarily amplified* *disturbed by music glitch* Why was that that way? *nervous laugh* Alright... Whumpus... you gon' get wumped. I know ex— *giggles* We are literally just... aiming straight for your crotch, and... Slendy I don't know if you have a crotch, or, uh... anything down there, and I don't care, I'm not asking... but um... We're just taking our— We're just hedging our bets, we're just going for the best option here... and that seems like the most, m... positive outcome, alternative that we could possibly d— BOOM! Thankfully, I got out of that awkward conversation... by... killing *giggling* the other person in the conversation. There we go— "Hah! Take some of that!" "Woohoo!" "Oooh, shiny!" Alright. "Now's our chance!" "Let's go!" Now that he's a pile of dust, and extremely dead, we can get outta here! hawoosh~ Okay, well... "Achievement unlocked!" "Arrival..." *quietly* One star? *still quietly* Nice! *alarm beeping* Uh oh...
*alarm beeping* *alarm beeping* Oh... I'm alive! H-I'm alive! Alrighty then... ...Am I alive? "YAWN" "That was [a] really weird dream." "I wish I could remember it..." *sighs* "I've gotta get ready, or I'll be late for school." Okay... "I can get back to watching videos" "once I'm done with school." "I really need to rearrange these notes" "once I get back from school." "I'm ready to go!" Oh... kay? How are you jumping out of bed and ready to go? "I'll have time to write in my journal later." Who's a good doggy? "Hello Steve! Who's a good boy!" uh bow woof woof bow bow a pet named Steve, that's funny, bow wow woof Get outta my way, I gotta look at myself. Lookin' good~ Tuump, you ain't never— TUUUUMP You ain't never looked so good. I'm real proud of you TUUUMP Man, don't you just— "Ready to start the day?" You... know it... bitch... Yes! "Let's go!" Alright. You... know it... betch... "Later that night—" Okay, alright then. "I couldn't focus in any of my classes today." "I guess I'm still shaken up from last night's dream—" Well, you were... so peppy this morning! And why you go to school, like, the moment you wake up, 'til the moment you get to bed is... just... a buncha—WHOA a bunch of school... "I really love Mondays." "I know that's kinda weird to say," "but it's always like a new start." "I had German today, and that's like" "my favorite class right now." "And Mondays are when Markiplier posts RY... C." "Well, he's... *cough* supposed to." "So yeah, Mondays are..." *clears throat* *inhales* *slurs* "usually th-besh deys—" *inaudible* "But for some reason, today was different." "I couldn't focus, and I didn't get anything done." "I kept dream— uh, thinking about that dream... I had." "It was so weird and a ton of stuff happened," "but I can't remember any of it." "Usually, that's how dreams go, but like..." "I can't shake the feeling that there's something" "I should be... remembering..." "I know is... is that is what it was—" "really dark at one point, then there was a burst of light" "and that's it." "Pissed me off that I will probably never remember," "but whatever." Okay! "Anyway, gotta see Connor tomorrow." "He's visiting the states for two months this time." "It'll be really cool to have him around," "after he moved to the UK." "A bunch of us went after school for ice cream today, th—" "so that was fun." "At least my Monday ended well," "even though it was still distracted by that dream." "Well, I guess that's all for my Monday." "It's almost 11pm, so I should get going to" BEH-EH-EH-EHD Alright, well... Uh, Steve! "Goodnight, Steve! My good pup!" Woof, bow Bow, woof Woof, wah-vow "Aw, I forgot to sort these out... do it tomorrow" "Too late for YouTube...?" *T R I G G E R E D* Excuse you?! ExCUse yoU??!! You telling me people aren't slaving their life away, 24/7 the INSTANT that they hit the Subscribe button... There is a debt! A blood, debt, to pay! When you hit that Subscribe button, that means you watch EVERY video... ALL DAY! *quietly threatening*
and you'd better not be tired about it. Lookin' good still, even late at night! I like it— "Nice plant." Alright, welp... Exciting. "I'm so tired." *tired Markimoo noises* "Sleep?" Sure. Time for bed~ Hoop-dee doop-dee, off to dreamworld I go~ *mouth sounds* Okay. Get me back to fighting those goddamn Terrorlings. I'm ready to get blood on my hands. I'm just a— every, night, I'm just a bloodthirsty monster. Maybe that's the twist end of this game. *teleportation noise* Maybe we're... the real monsters. "Wait, where am I?" "Welcome back! You did fantastically yesterday." "Wait... I remember everything now!" "How could I forget all that?" "That's normal. It's still a dream." "People hardly ever remember dreams," "and even when they do, it's vague and fleeting." "I guess I have to apologize for not believing you last night." "Don't worry about it." I've only written it down so I can remember how much you screwed me over... but don't worry about it, don't worry about it. "This is super unreal for me." "But I'll take the chance I have" "to help as many people as possible." "That's the spirit!" That's literally the spirit, 'cause we're all... ghosts. *bell tolls* Uh oh, first bong. "Guess I'd better hurry, huh?" "Seems like it." "I'll be in the Training Centre if you need me." "Come talk to me after you're" "done with your preparations." "You'll need to update your class" "and get a better weapon." h-ohh kaaay See ya, I don't know where to get weapons— WADE? Wait a minute. WADE a minute! "Oh my gosh! Hi, Wade! What are you doing here?" "Uh, oh, hi!" "I'm here to help out Mark on his mission tonight." "Really? That's awesome! Are you here often?" "Depends. Sometimes I like a change of pace," "and to hang out with Mark." "Uh, I mean— not Mark." "Puh, that guy's the worst." "I heard that!" Oh, I heard that, very slow talking— and also me making fun of you, in a game where you're appearing and you can't defend yourself because you're not here... actually... ahh-I heard that! You're on thin ice, mister! Alright. "Saving people is exhausting." True... that. "I feel sick." Okay... "Hey Jude!" "Hey guys!" "Jude, why did you just show up?" "Isn't it like, 5am where you are?" "Well, I just got sleep 'cause I was playing Until Dawn." *Badum tss~*
"Well, I just got sleep 'cause I was playing Until Dawn." Oh, I hate... that... "You don't even have that game." "And where are you getting your own sound effects?" "I have my sources~" "Where did you get those sunglasses!?" "How are you doing that!?" "Jude, this is why we're friends." Alright, sorry to intrude on your conversation. "Lani's in the File room, looking for my file." "You should check yours too!" Okay. "Earlier, I told Mark I'd arm wrestle him," "but he probably—" Oh, that's mysterious. I can't read the rest of this sentence. Eh-it's so weird. I— I just can't— It's just... jumbled. I don't even understand it. That's so bizarre. Oh well, guess we'll never know... HMMMMM "Good evening, young lady!" "Would you care for a stabby object?" Um... "Sure, why not!" *chuckles* Okay! "The following tutorial can be skipped" "by holding down the Shift button." "Welcome back Nage..." "Mage!" "Before you continue," "you need to choose your tier two subclass." "Mages can either choose..." "Arcane Mage, or Nature Mage." "Arcane Mages use powerful eh-arcane magic" "to fight their enemies." "Their attack is higher" "and can heal enemies [allies] in battle." "The only disadvantage is that" "they don't inflict many status effects." "Attack: medium..." Alright, "Nature Mages..." "...attacks are not as powerful," "but they inflict status effects for strategic advantage." Oooo... I like that. Ahh-I like that a lot. Mmm I could just be straight up whammy-bammy, or I could be all strategery, and thinkle-thunkle about it real hard. I'ma be the thinkle-thunkley type. "TU-UUMP acquired an Arbor Staff" "and Nature Mage armor!" "Good luck! And be sure to come back around" "for an upgrade..." "the next time you're around!" Okay, thank you! Uh oh... Hello, hi? "Hey, there you are!" "W-what?" "This is really real?" "Yeah, it's crazy, I know. I'm... still in shock myself." Can't you see... by my shocked expression? "But, now you'll be helping save people," "just like I helped you!" You're permanently enslaved to this dream world of helping people... No matter what! You won't have a normal dream ever again! Ha ha ha ha~ "Me? I can't... I couldn't!" "I don't want to... hold you back." "Nonsense! We'll be an awesome team!" I've decided this. "You think so?" I know so, Blermf... I know so. "First off, you should pick your class." "I'm gonna go stock up on items and all that stuff." "Will do. I'll wait for you here." Okay, alright. "I'm a soldier—" Okay, never mind. You're saying the same thing, aren't you? "Last mission went well!" Alright. D-oh 'kay, uh-right! *gibberish* Okay! Alright, you two still fighting? Same people? "No, you swing first!" Uh, okay "You swing first!" Okay "Mannequin is our friend. Don't hurt it." Eugh He's just gonna make out with that mannequin like a... weirdo? Ooh... Ah, it worked. "Phew! That was close." "What the hell was with all of those spikes?" "Now I just have to get back" I don't trust it... not a— WHAEH WHOA COME ON, I barely waaaah-kay Ah-oooh, two of 'em, that's not right I don't like that Hair floof? That's not right Rebecca's Wrath? Rebecca? "Bash the enemy over the head with Mark's" "beloved diamond play button, Rebecca." I totally forgot that I called... my diamond play button Rebecca. I didn't even know... I didn't even know that! Terrified flailing? Ooooh... I li— I like to play the odds! Hah— Okay, well the odds were not in my favor. Let's try it again. *war cry* Ahhh, that's nice, that's real nice right there Ow, that didn't hurt at all. Why didn't I just beat the shit out of these guys anyway? Well, this seems too easy. I'll try it aga- *war cry* Dammit Alright *war cry* There we go. Ah, good old LordMinion777 hit Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Take some of that, oh yeah Alright. "Time to find the others." "And I just left those kids on their own while I ran away" *quiet, jumbled static in the background*
"And I just left those kids on their own while I ran away" *quiet, jumbled static in the background*
"Yeah yeah, I know..." *disturbed frown* "No, stop. It's okay." "I left them to lead the monsters away, it's fine." *more disturbed frown* What was that all about? "For easier navigation," "the party is restricted to only showing" "Tuuuuump's sprite." What? Oh, 'cause there'd be four, ohhh, that makes sense. Okay, save Now listen up, whatever your name is, you better actually help in battle and if you don't, I'll be extr-eme-ly pissed Like, unbelievably pissed off. I will be so incredibly pissed off So don't even try it Okay, and we're off. Here we go, where we goin', hello? Hellooo? Uh-oh. Welp, here we go. Yay, we did it! Alright. At least when we level up, we're leveling up so much, that it's like- What the fff no, no, no, I just bbbahh Yay, we did it, alright Ugh, okay We got this Whaa, I don't know what it- God, I keep skipping so much stuff! It's not intentional Well, that's a dead-end. I'm sure glad that I went down this way OH BOI *deep sigh* It's just gonna be like Vanish all over again. It's just gonna be a non-st- Buh-BlEHHH What was that "There's hallucinogenic gas in this game, remember?" "Just remember, it isn't real." Just like all of this isn't real, 'cause we're in a dream!
(way to break the fourth wall, Mark) We're in a dream world, it's all a dream. It's all just a *kissy noises* dream Such a sweet, sweet dream Don't even worry about it Don't even try to worry about it I'm gonna save because I'm worried about it.
(I think that's called a "contradictory statement" Mark) Okay, I also gotta up my stats to get everyone all topped off, and— Nah, everyone's good, nah, everyone's good. Oh, everyone is good to go. And I'm really hoping that there's going to be some... kind of an... exit... here... Somewhere- Please don't be a dead-end. Not after all this ti— uhAHahhh, scawey Oh, it's gonna be three in a row, isn't it Oh bOi Here we GooOOo Oh, they're gone, OOooh Okay, alright, they're gone. That's good for me. Okay, alright Oooh, hello Who's hummin' over there? Who's being a big ol' fart head? (Fart head?) Oh, not this way. I don't believe that for even a remote second (You show them) You're not going to fool me because don't l- uh-oh (Dat face doe) Ah, it's fine. I knew you were a sack of shit I knew you were just a lying sack of shit that didn't actually know what you were talkin' about Don't even try to fool me (okey) Cause only I can fool me I'm never fooled Not once Not twice Don't. Fool me. (Again, dat face doe) Follow the, pip-ehs... Alright, sure I don't see no... pipes Uh-oh "Maybe we should find Mark first... He might get lost" Oh, okay, so Mark's up this way then. Oh, okay, alright. Sure Way to be a spoily-spoilerson Oh, hello (hi) The boiler room? Hey, glow sticks! Okay *weird voice* Oh, hi! Hello. (hey, it Mark) Here we go. Here we go— esh ed-bleh-AHeh ayehh— DOOOOOOEEEEEAHHHHOOOEEE PFP PFP DOOOOOOOP (don't do drugs kids) Alright, its— everybody say hi to Doop Like the assholes that we are So I'm just going to assume that it's over this way I'm not even going to bother anything because it didn't let me go this way before so I'm just gonna assume that it's over this way Because the game was all *mocking voice* So I can only assume that it's actually this way And if it's not this way- ahhhh Nooo... Please don't be a big old bag of ass That's ahHHH nOO Then why did it eeeohhh Why did it even say uGGHHH Why did the game suuuhhhh Fine It's fine (exactly). Whatever No one cares It's all good Because it's this way Hello Ah, hello, welcome Ah, wait, I got a new ability, didn't I Landslide Down you go indeed. Everybody go-a down-a here-a And you're gonna get some of Rebecca's wrath Take that, asshole! Ah Ohh Don't roll me mulls (I have no idea what he just said tbh) These guys aren't that- woOAH That was all? That didn't do any- that didn't- ah Well this is weird Oh, uh-oh, there goes Flamp. Flamp no! Oh nooo Oh no I'm not worried about it Nice, we did it And we leveled up Nah, we leveled up Yeah, that's good No more knocked out for you No more life for those moles No one need em anyway Who needs em? No one Ab— ahhh, oooo A hole— oh... "You touch the crystal." "Huh?" AAAAUUUHHHH "You learned Yandere Snap." Sweet. Excellent. Man, I really wish I had touched the first crystal— I knew it! Ah, I just— I had to run, you know, I had to run Cause I was being MURDERED by Slendypoo So you know there wasn't really much of an option Alright, what do we got here Ah, that, this? I don't know if I should trust both of these Ah, hello Oh, had to think about that one, didn't cha Oh, where are we now This is it, the key should be in here somewhere Great now we can find our way out of here Looks like we're gonna have to get around those creeps to get the keys If we're quiet, i think we can avoid them Or We fight em? We could fight em? Where do you wanna throw a glowstick? um douu South? That didn't help nothin', did it That didn't help nothin' Ohh, oww What the hell *screech RIP headphone users* Yeah, that was pretty stupid, wasn't it Pretty stupid Whatever, it wasn't that stupid You're stupid, and I'm not stupid because I know what I'm doin' Not really, anyway, but, I think, I THINK I know what I'm doing Alright, we got this Let's do this Let's do it to the WEST ah, what was that? Okay, what's this tub of waaater I'm real sneaky-like Really sneaky Aaaa haa Way to suck dong. Now what've you got for me? What are you gonna do, huh? Where do you wanna throw- Oooh close left or far left? Let's do far left That's right, get outta here Ooh way to suck Uh oh Um... North huh what was- OW Welp That sucks Oh, I didn't save either Oahhh, c**k The answer must be close left, right? oh Aaaah Alright, let's go north There we go baby And also lemme save I should've saved before that, but that's okay Man, we got a dream team here Tuump Blermf Flampt Dooooooop ..and Mark Ah, beautiful Alright lets skeda- uh oh But I just saved Oh, northWEST, I didn't even see that as an option Well, that would've been good to know a long time ago I was right. I was very close to the correct Alright, I'm just gonna be real far away. You'll never know Run Run! That's right, you can't get to me. There's a mysterious pipe in the way! You suck, I'm the best Alright I'm just going to save anticipatorially Yes, that's a word (sure) I know what I'm talking about Alright, here we go Uh oh, pipe Well that's not good Well I just gotta do this mano e mano style don't I Oh, now it's a fight. I could've fought em before. It would've been fine Alright, we did it. We're the best Hydrohelix? That sounds awesome Alright Got more Dr. P I don't know what that means, but we got it Jeez you almost got us killed I did? Yeah you just flinging knives everywhere, you almost hit Blermf What no I didn't Blermf did I I uh Woah woah chill out, the both of you Fighting isn't gonna solve anything lets just focus on getting out and we can talk about this later I don't have time for this. I'm Dooop Obviously the main character here, you shut up Ya'll shut up! Alright, I guess we're leaving then I suppose, thanks for making me not do all that again That's awfully handy But we didn't get the key, so what was the point of all that? Honestly, who knows Stuck here doing bullsh*t Also I should prou- Actually, no. I don't want to do that I was gonna increase M-mar-ks- mp, but i decided it was a stupid idea Hydrohelix? Drown b*tch Idek what that's gonna do, but it sounds awesome So let's do that Hiyah I wanna see em drown, just drown no nah nah I wanna see em drown Okay, that didn't... That wasn't even worth it That didn't even do- I could've done the multi-targeting ability, and I would've gotten a lot more than that Even fireball 2 is better that that one Maybe they have a chance of dying. Maybe that's the deal Idek anymore There you go, knocked out did ya. No health for you, do ya And get wumped one more time and then you're on into the afterlife Easy, easy, easy, easy Got it, levels out the wazoo Ah sweet So, there's gotta be- woah God, everytime- everytime I accidentally skip something I'm sorry Oh no Dooooop Why would you go Why would you go on your own? Why why would you do that dooop You're not strong enough. You're a big wimpy baby Why would you do that Alright whatever Doop Do you even have any equipment No, you don't, Dooooooop He's a big, dooooooopin idiot Don't look back Idk about that, seems to be- I got a good feeling about this one. This is definitely gonna be- nooopppeee F**ckin a**hole Someday I'll get outta here Someday, and the breathies will all shut up but someday I'll get outta here Some- Augh g*d*amm*t Uh oh or dont Not show yourself is also a very good option shut up you stupid voices in my head shut up you stupid and ugly and I'm hhhhooot You're gonna shut up Alright okay alright I dunno what I don't care about but I doNT That's for samn su-wo oah (its an Irish accent, who knows why) uh oh Oh we're literally gonna take down the gate Aaah I see how this do Do I actually need to take care of everybody Or is this gonna happen by itself I'm gonna assume I need to his everybody because. that doesn't seem right Backstab Heh this gates gonna bleed Bleed gate! Oh, nevermind it didn't work Shockingly Uh oh, welp This is going poorly um Lets try full heart doink And then you backstab that Gate And lets backstab these guys Seems to be a problem Ooow Whyyy Why is the Gate hitting us that doesn't even make any sense Why would the Gate be hitting us? Alright let's foucus our attacks on one of these guys Woah what a crit baby What a crit baby Alright wait no you're gonna use your magic on that guy And then youre gonna use the item on Tuump there we go Faboski, ah no crit Aah come on please? hiyaah Oh sorry Sorry theres two of them Hiyaaah There you go Oh no the Gate stood there Menacingly Menacinglyyy Alright lets see, alright lets go for it Ah, well this is gonna take a while Oh come on Alright we're gonna use, we're gonna go for it We're gonna go for the Ultra Ball I don't know what this is gonna do but I'm gonna do it And you're gonna do one of, you're gonna do a Marhor- Pound the horn! Wow I shoulda done two ultra balls Da**it it wasn't enough G*d*mm*t I'm right here Yeah it was absolutely unnecessary But I like overkill So alright Get out of my way Fff*ck yeah I'll be takin that, scuse me And away we go Blinded, by the light Ahuuu we're gonna go get taken care of by a booox A very smart box Way to go Tim Welp, glad we got no progress made Perfect Ah, oh wakey wakey my eggs and bakey or the universe Whatever, starting to lose it out here Its a human leg Steve please Oh wait nevermind alright So why would So why would people continually spend time in this dream If it's just draining them in real life That seems bad and counterintuitive and problematic I dunno, seems bad, I dunno Better head to school then, alright I guess we're outta here again Uh because I'm a genius I dunno something about this dream world just seems wrong and off I don't like it Like it's It's kind of asking a lot of people, you know what I mean It's kind of asking a lot of people If it's draining them in the real world I'm sure there's some lesson to be learned about that Aaauuugh iiiiIIIII keep doing it Seems like a goodbye so my instinct is to sprint away as fast as I can Whatever you said, I'm sure I listened to it and it was real important I said that before I read it.. okay Alright see ya, see ya You take care of yourselves Ding don bing bong Oh that was it okay alright then It's just me and Flampt apparently Okay what do you have? Ooh this seems Buai I'm not gonna waste my valuable derp I'm not gonna waste me valuable derp on any- wait what if I sell? oh wait what id I se- Can I sell something? No? Sh*t Oh this, yes please Got it nailed it, outta here Oh, probably something I could equip But something tells me equipment isn't as important as this game suggests it might be Alright whose here? Hello? Oh I read that backwards I'm sorry I didn't know any better, I don't know anything any better anyway Aww I'm sure its not No shutup I'm not ready I'm still exploring around Can't wait to stab all those demons in the baaack That's sad okay Hm There is some kind of dark underbelly in this isn't there No probably not Hello I dunno And that was terrible I'm gonna forget you said that Boblem Alright um, do you have any- Eggnog? Pretty good, but I don't really care about that Oooh nope nothing else right its just, its all ultra ball all day All of em, that's all I'm gonna get I don't really care about anything else Water? Baah no i don't care about it Nope nah its all good I'm outta here baby I'm outta here sorry just outta here I got everything i needed Hey Googs! Hey googsie moogsie Reading cant solve all your problems okay Alright, mkay 1854 that's, pretty low Why does everyone have an orientation slot? That is- that is confusing to me Oh I see okay, I knew that already Uuh I think we're all ready to go right? Nothing else right? Alright Here we go Ah, alright Hm, well lets get some squeaks for good luck That's good, and lets save for good luck Cause that's the really important thing that can give you good luck And away we gooo I'm ready, are you ready? You better be ready, if youre not ready then youre surprisingly unready Aaah Amnesia Alright fine, I guess you just don't read Alright well then, nope, okay away we go then Hello?! Whose there?! Aah not always You don't read anything! Tuump Whatever Apparently not, okay Even thought I could only see myself in the mirror To the basement we go then Is- nevermind, that's locked What did I just read? And into the basement for some reason I dunno why we'd volunteer to go down there What about these boxes? Are these the boxes that bullied you Or are these the boxes that bullied you? Which one of these do I need to smash into pulp?! ..I cant move There we go, there was a barrel in the way
