JoCat Plays Baldur's Gate 3 - ACT 1

[Music] thank you [Music] hello all right let's install let's see how long it takes to install shall we I've got fiber oh look at that chat look there it is can I make it bigger I want to make it bigger I want to make it take up the whole screen oh yeah show nudity [Music] that's that's a it's not going to be TOS right be safe and uh be safe not sorry all right you're right you're right chat we'll find the boobs later don't worry I'm gonna have private saves uh enable tutorials I don't need tutorials ah here we are so this girl this is who I saw and I was like yes this is the one carlak she is a tiefling barbarian and she is huge look look at Gail right and I look at carlak she's at least a head taller than him and I love her hold on let's make a waifu gonna be here for another hour yep yes you are that's what you signed up for her so here's an interesting thing you can add highlights look at that ain't that cool blue hair and pronouns [ __ ] no I have blue heron pronouns ah all they said about me was right um I want my spells to be good investigation all right we're gonna we're gonna dump intelligence we are a himbo well actually we're not a himbo paladin would be himbo if we bumped everything if we bumped up our strength then we would be a himbo dumb twink build yeah but I think that's good I think I'm I I think I'm good I'm good with the I oh my gosh I have two negative stats okay proceed Tav nope Victor a guardian this is not what happened in Early Access you you guys know what we gotta do right we gotta we gotta go with the the orc mommy since there are no no orc companions that I know of anyway no spoilers we won't make one oh no she's hot oh no she looks really good with that though women God I love women ladies if you look like this you are obligated to come into my DMs okay I think we're good there she is the woman that will destroy my pelvis there I am Da Boy that mean all right let's dungeon some dragons shall we this is the pool that thing came from the parasite now Rising behind your eye investigate with a minus one let's go okay my first role of the game this is going to be an omen for the rest of the playthrough and it is a failure yay you notice nothing more than meets the other you don't seem to notice anything reach towards the pool all right ah I see it's what I get for dumping intelligence hello oh this is different Maybe friendly friend friendly friendly then we find the helm and take control of the ship well there are proper intros for the imps now combat yes I know how combat works I guess I'll just have to do with uh this wait a minute no I don't vicious mockery that's right they recorded a bunch of insults [ __ ] that's nothing without knowing its purpose can't read nope all right great intelligence dumpster the construction is too alien nothing looks familiar the structure looks too alien yeah but but what if I just rolled really high the console appears dormant I'm going to will it open connection difficulty class two let's do it oh my God see easy guilty class two how hard could it be the Helm's alien transponder hello dargan we're just trying to escape don't mind nuts hello [Music] he does not have a tragic backstory a letter hmm Psy I love you there I said it and if you meet me tomorrow I'll say it again and again and keep on saying it till we're old and gray the last few months have been hard but they're always a little easier when you're there bring whatever you can carry we'll make do with without the rest don't be late love Anna no no [Music] no no it's very sad alright let's try this again five I cannot fail this even if I use a you know some days you get humbled really hard and you realize that I'm not king of the world I'm not Invincible today is one of those days we need some help ah the gay this man is gay I've got one of those brain things cool all right we've got a rogue in the party hopefully he can pick locks better than I can functional differences sounds stable somehow oh a hand anyone here's actual best boy slap the hand hey there he is hello he's from Waterview too Water Deep apologies you don't happen to be a cleric by any chance do you a doctor surgeon uncannily a Droid I love that I love the mocap animations I'm going to kiss this man if not romance then at least up romance traveler's chest so this is probably storage huh twitch jobs hold on let's see how do you look oh my God good Lord wait can I ah there we go censored a true Bard oh hey Gail what's up go to hell oh and good evening to you too you're a good sport oh my God I forgot I unequipped him I see hmm I did not think that we I guess it makes sense at night we would be in our casual clothes how dare you put clothes on a Starion listen I don't wanna I don't want him to be cold I remember this is lizelle there she is say please all right then well then I guess I'm just going to go exploring you try my patient you try my good-naturedness I might not be so nice if you are not nice to me back uh all right then Lazelle stay at Camp I will be at your do not keep me waiting she's not a dummy mommy she's just mean I can make her worse yeah maybe she doesn't need fixing maybe she's just not my speed uh disarm starring do your thing I need a two historian please don't [ __ ] it up oh you were playing with my heart there boy wow oh yeah I forgot there was a guy on the floor he doesn't forget about the deal wait wait a minute I know what to do I'm a Bard I speak many tongues I'm a genius I'm a genius damn it I'm an idiot oh no guy's ever been rejected by a literal corpse feels bad I want to keep playing this game forever oh this is so fun oh my God oh my God what you just killed that girl hold on I'm not letting that happen I didn't even get a chance to react yeah he's just he's just hanging out right there what the heck this work Advantage sneak attack yes oh my god 25. wow let's mock him to death a bug uh that's a good insult hold on they call you a bug bear but you're really bugging me and I can can't even bear it all right it's so bad it killed them there we go it wasn't because the joke was good it was because the joke was bad hello uh will will is over here right yeah there he is go on give me a Best Shot oh bug report Invisible Child there are no children I don't believe in children will there's nobody there will the accident was five years ago you have to forgive yourself it's not your fault I'm no stranger to The Infernal better to slay a devil before her fires burn common folk to Ash her name is kalak an archdevil Soldier I sworn my good eye to kill wait maybe I can change it let's join forces I'll help you cast out this devil back into the hills of my bedroom you can go to my Camp go to my Camp a splendid plan we'll talk more there salute same as that Goblin sazer strange power resonates within the corpse it calls to you why let its hosts memories go to waste Paul has absorbed it all experience could nourish you no strengthen you no I'm just me I'm just a me all right no resist it's not mine I'm me oh no roll again use an inspiration okay so I can use oh no inspiration again I don't want it I don't want it no use compulsion takes over wow oh God no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't want it I don't want it I don't want it where is it get rid of it gone be gone well at least it's in a jar I can't just leave it here oh this is the owl bear cave I'll make friends I'm here to make friends you feel the Quake of its heavy footsteps before you see it what's this something weak something tender you're small weak killing you would be a waste of time you can go but you make one wrong step and I'll rip you to shreds all right okay you know what there's probably nothing important here can I still talk to you I warned you soft mate not so I should have expected that honestly yeah no let's just leave oh what happened I guess I made a wrong move yeah I guess I stepped too close I thought I'd be fine if I were up here but time to leave oh oh my God okay well screw this no no no no I'll just grab the loot and leave over there killed uh chest is trapped okay chest Still Still trapped coming up pick it up okay well uh we are we're pretty low on resources much as I love to keep my speak with animals and Hill giant strength I think it's about time we get some resources back so I'm on a long rest you don't sleep well flitting between Dreams and Nightmares maybe you wake up because you know something excuse me wrong excuse me sir [Laughter] oh it tastes I swear stop using that gay voice at me it's making me like you more all right but go too far and I'll drive a steak through your chest let's make ourselves comfortable oh that's not gentle all right that's enough that's enough that's good that's good oh of course that was amazing now if you'll excuse me you're invigorating but I need something more filling well I was just an appetizer to you I feel objectified you just used me for a just a nibble let a story invite you ouch [Music] pie that's all let's go that's a bit High nice dirty 20. you wanna go fine the price just just bubbled hmm he doesn't know math the risk he took was calculated I hope they leave so that you know I can help the guy back again you got a death wish I reckon oh well okay then [Music] what the heck stop [ __ ] it up from a mercy please what happened oh my gosh oh Gail's down what happened he just ran in hit will and exploded just for the fun [Laughter] there he goes how could you it was funny oh wait I remember this I don't know if I should actually intrude knowing what's behind this door Hobson Boulder skate that pay well for this kind of SMUD you know what oh no [Music] I'm ruined we leave oh now I feel kind of bad I'm sorry I ruined the moment I mean I was being genuine you could make some money no all right well I brought capitalism into it damn you're right oh there there she is [Music] the stink of avernus the blade of Frontiers sorry I'm just Wi-Fi well let's let's not get too hasty I think she could be an important asset you really are no devil are you I've been deceived thank the gods thought I was gonna have to take your head I would have stepped in and been first in line someone said I'm thirsty I'm so thirsty and I mean you would be too if you were out in the dry desert and honestly you know like we we must say take our thirsts if we are to survive it's a matter of life and death so who can blame me you need to be flame retardant there are potions of fire resistant I I could get some some fire resistance spells or defenses and stuff like that she's crass and a bro oh this is a tomboy I can get behind or under to tell you the subclass unfortunate yeah but you aren't from El Toro what's your story I spent a good bit of time in the house you brought some infernal Machinery with you that thing isn't meant to operate outside of the earnest I'm not sure how much longer it'll keep running the way it's going if we can cool you off it'll stabilize your engine and allow you to touch whomever you please wait I can equip Mommy it's just a it's just an improvised weapon oh no hold on this might be the perfect weapon for a Starion why is the salami 1d8 all right well a secret weapon to surpass Metal Gear all right oh no it's Volo with fragulus crown and with scepter a braid draw ragsland the true Soul had led you Glide he's just making words up he's trying his best come on pigeon thank you I'll help you don't worry here we go I'm quite saved go to my Camp we'll talk there once we're both safe I'll slip away when the coast is clear see you soon my friend I simply can't wait to pick your brain I was like oh she just branded him somebody special the absolute has touched you hasn't she there's a creature inside my head can you help with that a creature there's definitely something rotten in there I'm pretty sure you're infected too I ain't ain't nothing wrong with me oh she saw those thoughts I see listen we all got our interests lady no need to judge what exactly are you going to do whatever the absolute tells me to don't want anyone paid pin on private matters son oh um there we go secret and safe I don't I don't I don't like this I'm curious but I feel like it's a little dirty to like save scum this but I am curious during this it will purify yeah you recognize Telltale flecks of where Jackal blood hits a potion of sleep ah wait a minute I can't be magically slept this could have gone easy for you not now though I'll tell you right well I thought it was going to be nice as well okay well Carly knock it down I like to imagine Victor's like uh Colac but then she just immediately knows what to do burning hands oh geez oh no oh oh no okay that's a lot more oh that's a lot more people okay well I guess we're uh slaying some goblins then I hope everyone else is not angry at us everyone outside I'm gonna see if they are I might just reload the save cause uh oh yep they are okay I don't know that I want to fight an entire Goblin camp for now I'm gonna reload this quick save I'm gonna try something because they only came because gut was alive here's what we're gonna do we're gonna do something dirty get surrounder JoJo meme JoJo meme there we go oh my gosh are they hostile no they are not good I should have just well I didn't I couldn't have known that she was gonna call everyone let's save I I think I'm okay with this outcome more than the other one goblins are mean what's going on here [Music] oh my God oh my God he's dead you should check out the narrator's outdate they're hilarious I have I have heard the outtakes from uh she she also voices melody in uh Divinity 2. I love her outtakes I love this sound uh I love that that's great to have a romantic interlude with Will press one to have a romantic interlude with Shadow heart press I do this is like Prime material to use for alert sounds I I just might did the elf bite you he did uh what do you know about mind flares well I'm practically an expert they've tentacles you know quite shocking my God I was captured my mind flares before I'm lucky to be alive you infected by a mine Flair ridiculous isn't it examine me find out for yourself perhaps that's for the best I could debunk debunk claim of Mind flare infection oh great hold on a minute uh for those of you who get squeamish around body horror I would look away now but I want to see where this goes I might have to look away not safe to look yet stop don't move don't look back yet don't look yet don't look at that oppresses against the skin don't look yet don't okay no I can't I actually can't do this no I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't I just can't all right it's safe to look back again maybe it might help maybe but that's two that's too much for me oh hello oh my guardian I came just in time oh you are transforming I know your voice I've heard it before yes you have I saved you before ah it was her and I'm here to save you again you've already done so there there are it gives but you must accept it um I don't know I'm not one to give my soul to Gods like three of my companions have already done that so so Victor what did you dream about you can change mommy Shadow Heart by all means leave if I am so distasteful I'd rather not turn my back on you if it's all the same cheers all right I'm gonna be honest I see a lot of people simply for Lazelle and I don't see it I don't see the appeal like whenever people present me they're like oh because she's like ah she's rude and mean I'm like but that's awful I don't like that I can fix her no I can make her worse I don't know I like a girl who likes me you know who shows some interest perhaps I want a girl who will step on me for pleasure not because she wants to kill me yeah I hardly but but I do believe in carnal pleasure oh will will I know what you're thinking don't do it don't stick your dick in Crazy listen we respect sex workers here and sex is only as sacred as we wish it to be but that woman will chop your penis off and serve it back to you for breakfast hello candral ah stranger forgive the aroma how did Iron Vine an old Hunter's trick you're a monster hunter if the Sheep are evil I'm surprised I thought all girl were vagrant Cutthroat so what monster are you hunting nothing so dramatic I'm hunting for a vampire spawn oh his name is Astorian but I fear he's gone to ground I hope the hag of these lands can help me flush him out only a spawn pity not like it's a real vampire I don't know I'm sure a vampire spawn could still rip out your throat if you felt like it he is right we'll be careful but we should get going wait that's it we're just walking away this sorry and the vampire spawn you're hunting I'm gonna pick number one but number three is really funny I want to see what happens what what he's not taking you anywhere there I'm afraid you're wrong yeah no everyone disliked that wait Lazelle approved that's real she just okay she just loves to hurt people she's our [ __ ] she's not mine you can have her all right now I don't want to spend too many of my second level spell thoughts so we are going to go accept that person low chance but worth a try nice Wait no that's a shadow heart why did I shoot Shadow heart oh [ __ ] why did I do that she can just heal herself yeah she can just heal herself she's a cleric you know just heal yourself silly that's a lot of noxious fumes okay what do we do about all this what happens if we just shoot it wow good thing Carlock wasn't standing there maybe Carlock maybe you could jump like here no no no no stop Party Stop Party Party Stop God damn it ah it looks like we gotta go into turn-based mode did we win no oh what is this Darkness Advanced Darkness logbook of sendings who's been sending ordered novices to collapse tunnel you'd be proud of them forgive me we only meant to spread her light this is a path to the underdark [Music] into the underdark damn it goes down far wow so the underdark is like a second layer underneath faerun right it's not just a deep cave it's like a second Earth I never really understood what the underdark was because I thought it was another dimension but it's been described to me it's a whole ecosystem interesting ah this port colors is uh it doesn't unless it goes down here let's lock pick it up scary things down here in New York oh my gosh okay okay okay okay I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it I get it oh Gail's dead hmm any potential love interests yet yes carlak absolutely 100 car Lac is Carlock going to be my new mom father yeah maybe it depends it depends how she I would like her to be it depends how she responds because we hear respect consent in this household I got an email from a Nigerian friend who said he needs my help I just need to send him money and he'll pay me back no gabo no you've fallen for the classic blunders there is no Nigerian prince that that needs your help the money's not coming but father he said I'd get to next and what's stopping him from taking the amounts you have in running gabo think think gabo what will you have when you give him all your gold but otherwise have you told me I thought oh geez I owe thanks I am the Druid helson you're an extremely buff elf good sir I spoke to Nettie she said you could help me with a parasite in my head you're aware of the monster inside you you don't bow to the absolute like the true Souls do ever since I discovered these so-called true souls are infected with them someone is using very powerful magic to modify these tadpoles they're using them to exert control over the infected I overheard that the cultists are sending all of their captives to moonrise Towers if you want to find a cure you must head there and discover how the tadpoles are being manipulated you seem to know a lot about this will you come with me to moonrise I wish I could but there's still work I've yet to finish but if you could help me I'd be free to join your journey to moonrise wait so he can join your party I thought I already had all the companion characters interesting all right how do I help help me eliminate the drought of the Hobgoblin drawer up two down already I crave murder uh no we'll save some goblins as many goblins as possible yeah critical Miss wow what a start yeah rat is a swords bar oh that was close oh that was very close to something very bad on you one Papa good job here we are ragslin is done oh who's here oh more more goblins I see they see everybody dead and ragsland dead oh God more goblins oh no okay hold on hold on I don't want to have to uh but it's so far away what we're gonna do we're gonna grease this place up so they can slow it'll slow them down hold we want them to Bunch up actually I think this is as good as it's gonna get and fire oh shh nice they're dead they're dead Baldur's Gates is directed by Michael Bay nice smile yeah let's go to the Grove and let's freaking a long rest my God that's fine she's coming who oh well you've been naughty Gods damn it anyone but her um okay listen you you flatterer well they don't like it no I don't I don't I don't want to say something that'll make them upset yeah that was inappropriate I'm sorry I'm sorry that's not appropriate for the for the moment maybe in a future Play Through The Bard no Bard yes and the nine Hills are you well you absolute stinker you kept me a secret call me mizora I'm Will's Patron My Pet's been unruly and his leash Needs A Yank if she's evil why do they make her so promiscuous still breathing don't you worry that ship has long sailed the sticks must still pay his price oil burns in the fires of averness oh no the lightning storms of Death Strike his flesh his soul passes through each layer of the hills gaining their essence oh [ __ ] he's like part devil now honestly will I mean you don't look too bad I mean it is pretty messed up this is practically mutilation but like I don't know will you look you look look pretty good you accidentally romance Shadow heart seems it's very easy to ask I'm trying to like take note of what the dialogue options are saying I promised I'd be back hello you hoped a druid as powerful as Helton might be able to remove your tadpole but he couldn't there must be some way to get rid of the tadpole it is wrapped in Magic that prevents its removal until the source of the tadpole's magic is destroyed any attempt to remove it will kill you but how do you know all of this who are you and this also confirms to me that volo's an idiot he doesn't actually know to how to remove the tadpole okay the cultists are gathering have moonrise Towers oh how coincidental the powers your parasite gives you to convince them you are one of them and when you find the source of their magic destroy it still don't like using the tadpole but we'll see we'll see how things go yeah I like will honestly probably problem with him is that he probably doesn't sleep as well anymore could you imagine trying to like rest her head on a pillow with that those are probably like the most inconvenient horn shapes to have you can never sleep on your side ever again I'm so sorry about your your pillow must be like completely ragged by now not save on this one singing he's just kind of a jerk you shouldn't be standing out in the water it's dangerous oh it's harpies oh god oh no maybe I can change her um oh God okay oh oh no they're all lured in by the song except for Astorian because he's gay you oh no the bisexuals and straights have been taken over by the song I'll save you die hoppy finally this is a starion's uh Redemption Arc is a Starion gay or european he's both gay and European and neither is this Grace no child run away [Music] depressed it's an anti-gay field I got a pair of gloves the other day but both were left-handed on one hand that's great but on the other it's not right oh shut up shut up Chad I just got it shut up bedroom I wonder if it heals everybody else like it does in Divinity all right Carla I'm ready no I all right I didn't do that that was Carlock I was like ah I inched close at the moment I was thinking oh I'm so close I'm glad I didn't trip that and then car like immediately hey what's going on over here what if blast that pygmies ah there we go so is this just a cave full of traps no there is a path up here oh nothing really wow what a rip-off tpk via huge Rock for nothing yeah there's an old school dungeon master running this game how does the Paladin protect against the Heat of a Firebolt he turns up his AC stream's over that's it that's that that's no more that's the best one my chat surpassed me I have no career in streaming anymore why am I here you should be the streamer chat gabo you are now the star of the show you're gonna be right in the middle the center of the screen playing the game you're way better at jokes than I am does this mean I get to smooch Carla oh absolutely here Keith kiss kiss kiss what do you call a Bard's favorite snack inspirations that's good father why father why Delgado you have been subjecting me to your puns all stream yeah but when I do it it's cute damn ouch I think I'm pretty happy with uh most of the quests that I've got done oh the underdark uh never mind we're not killing the Goblins yet we're gonna try out the underdark oh what in the hell's are you yeah me win carlak oh [ __ ] who's there so where are they oh no smash smashy time oh my God oh no it started oh no historian oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I I had a feeling that was gonna happen ah [ __ ] shitty titty ah shitty shitty titty oh no we needed what you've rolled a one wait maybe Shadow heart maybe you can take care of him just the one 70 that's not bad nice stab nice all right Australian he's alive I was hoping to push these guys off but they were too big where we at in the game still act one what what D um ah it was that thank you dungeon master you think it's qdm yeah no I got a mod I got a mod on because I don't want to miss any of these character stories it does make the game easier but I'm okay with that I mean you can break the game vanilla anyway right now Logan runesmith has a all wizard party so he respect all of his party members to be wizards of conjuration look look because you can do that ridiculous [ __ ] even unmodded have you romanced Carlock yet no I wish she'd crushed my skull with her thighs she's not if she crushes mine first all right let's go to sleep thank you for being patient with me chat hey Soldier oh you want to sleep are you hello oh hello hi I'm buzzing honestly I couldn't wait to talk to you when I look at you feel real again alive Gods I want to ride you till you see stars the stream's over goodbye no more we're done I'm sorry Chad I can't be here right now I need I need like an hour to myself hold on I need to go get Echo I'm sorry hold on one second goodbye I'm sorry ladies this is how you grab a man you beat forward and you tell them your intentions I think she like you I I'm glad I'm sure you can have a piggyback ride I shouldn't tease you on myself oh I give anything to touch you but I can't not until I can be sure I won't burn you I know some magic that might help me handle your fire let's see sleep on it maybe Lords of something by morning I'd love to know for now it's enough just to know you care enough to try oh yeah [Music] why are you all burned did you spontaneously combust during the night I'll tell you when you're older so what's this away can I just like jump down kale you know what to do everybody job we surprised oh god oh no oh no oh no oh I'm [ __ ] oh I'm [ __ ] oh I'm really [ __ ] uh guys a little hand uh we're gonna try and hurt as many as we can oh yeah yeah pew there we go oh geez Elixir fire resistance no Carlock right now hey you hey you conak I'd love to be able to touch you properly where would you still do you know there's an OP bug where if you go near an enemy and then save the game and go outside you can get vitamin D for free oh that's good you don't have enough cancer yes I do shut up game [Music] Bill enjoying your time thank you for seeking me out amid all this merriment I wasn't sure would have a chance to speak this evening or something rather magical I wish to show you I like the sound of magical what do you have planned a lesson and trust me when I say few have experienced the pleasure I offer to teach oh I think I've heard about this I heard this is like Kiss scale or kick him in the balls and they've recently added an in-between no disrespect to Gail but I'm just not I'm not shooting for him you know hello shadowheart in your fire you get to throw everyone seems to be in High Spirits share a bottle with me yeah we should wait a little while until the others have drifted off oh wait oh um not keen on sharing with the others not tonight oh oops what does Gail say I think that's not what I wanted whoops accidental Riz I'm sorry I'm not I need to replenish her either Chad I've never been good at picking up on on innuendos or romantic hints so what happens if I go to bed can I like reject her advances I'm gonna try it oh geez uh yeah I'm definitely gonna save some but I'm gonna do this out of curiosity like I'm gonna see what happens if I reject her come here to begin I think a toast is an order any suggestions it's a friendship right friendship very well have it your way oh to Friendship wow that hurts okay so you can reject her I wonder what car like has to say about that wait did we nearly like oh okay the others will be awake soon we should get back then I suppose so celebration's over God I feel so bad Trail again she Trails off you read an invitation in her eyes hmm let the moment pass I oh we should head back wow oh [Music] oh that sucks that is a lot of damage father I know emotional damage uh Luke call me crazy this it'll break immersion but I need there to be like a label of like progress romance next to the dialogue box maybe someone will make a mod for that didn't know I would have to dodge all these these advancements I can think of course of Celebration quiets to a soothing hum you've picked up a few pleasant memories on your journey amongst your struggles spend the night thinking with carlak what profane flush of arousal oh you realize she may well be doing the same he's gonna rub one out Daddy You Wanna Know Why the cow got her PhD in biology they were an expert in the field but I'm Tish wait why'd you put the clown nose on me gobble's the one that made the bad joke is it me or have you been looking at me differently I have a confession I was too hasty to judge you oh I thought you witless unimpressively Bland you've gained my respect and more still uh when I come near your odor alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hairs stand on end thanks um I've been wanting a hot gift Yankee girlfriend I'm flattered but the answer's no hey you're the one who wanted me you will wonder how my lips Miss on your skin might have felt and you will wish you could return to this lost moment just kidding oh a wizard where are you traveler you've got so much health Minister oh the very same Gail I am Gail my boy I've come to address a most pressing matter I'll speak as plainly as I can for swearing the accustomed Frills that decorate my speech just go I'm here on behalf of mystra you must find the heart of the absolute and use yourself as the Catalyst that will burn it burn it from this world you're tasking him to kill himself he is not but it seems that mistra is oh God he'll be resurrected well I mean if she would have mentioned that right I don't think she promises anything me thinks this God may be power tripping as Gods tend to do I don't know about this one I don't I don't trust her the absolute will fall at our hands by our methods not because some God told us to you're seriously considering doing what elminster said of course we offer the clearest solution to our problem all I have to do is find the right place and time close my eyes and let go oh girl I want to give him a hug there's gotta me more options but she's choosing the easy one that's my that's my belief remarkable that this stayed hidden all this time oh whoa that's a lot of gates this might kill me let's try it one down I see oh my God that was extremely close oh come on I disarmed it though wow all right that's not that's not cool the Thunder's light may be infinite but his Mercy is not return now am I stupid I might be stupid lavender's light may be infinite but his Mercy is not return now my brain cell is working so hard you guys it's right in front of my face isn't it it's right in front of my face and I'm I'm just fool oh [Music] I don't want to hear it I don't wanna I don't I don't want to hear it don't look at me what is this the blood of lathander all night mace hovers before we suspended in a shaft of brilliant light this is gonna kill me isn't it I'm gonna take it taking this mace would surely lead to something quite disastrous yes it would what's the worst that could happen yoink everyone disapproves oh I'm dead aren't I I am so dead this is the finding out portion of the [ __ ] around see I keep [ __ ] around I keep finding out but I just decide you know what I just I just can't get enough of this [ __ ] around you know it's like ah some more [ __ ] around to do I cannot wait to find out um um oh [ __ ] turns to leave this place and I am trapped in this field three turns left I can do it in three turns right I could do it in three turns no no no no what am I doing well no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what did I do oh what did I do why did I I didn't mean to click that all right I live to [ __ ] around another day what is it Shen what's up you want me to see what happens do you want to see a story in getting wrecked yeah sure already chat we're gonna we're about to do we're gonna become a reaction react Andy we're gonna react to some content oh wait is this what I think it is I think I've heard of this so this is that Cannon I thought the Mind player parasite protects you from light wow apparently there's a limit somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power of the next time just warn me before you do something stupid at least then I can get out of the blast radio oh that's a thing that's great is it just me or that feels Canon because Astorian feels like the kind of character that the Universe just shits on hello oh oh it's you that was riding the dragon Supreme I've come to Aid you don't trust him I know you carry the astral prism later within it lies the seed of vlakit's demise to help you bring it to fruition oh bring the prism to Boulder's Gate I'll be waiting in a Tap Room called chares caress that is where we decide the fate of my people oh it's Flack it the whole of my life yet she names me her Sherlock I will meet you in Boulder's Gate do not make me regret it I'll be waiting Liza wow a nice get the Yankee and they can just travel through space just like that all right then in that case I feel like we're good to go let's go to moonrise Tower Alright you're about to progress your adventure make sure to tie any Loose Ends before advancing uh yes I'm gonna quick save all right let's go [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: JoCat

Views: 360,153

Keywords: jocat, hijek, crap guide

Id: c7kyj59T8iU

Length: 51min 17sec (3077 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 16 2023