Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza Tribute

look at this George you haven't seen the silver dollar would you believe when I was 18 I had a silver dollar collection you know I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these that's some kind of a phobia I bet that collection would be worth a lot of money today oh my god I don't like this way to look at it he sees us doesn't want to come over I need some air Frank didn't I used to talk about his hands what the hell did you ever mention his hands - hands - plenty of people you never mentioned that to me I always talk about your hands how they're so soft and milky white no you never said milky why you're G would you like some jello why'd you put the bananas in there I got you an interview next Friday with his boss Thanks Friday what time 2:00 o'clock that's my all afternoon look for Snickers the night stein well it wouldn't wait to go in and be able to discuss it intelligently maybe you should take a look at a few bras where's your project Kimber Proctor I'm not giving him a bra why not because I don't need him looking at my bra fine so he'll go into the interview he wouldn't know what he's talking about you don't even know what that made from they made from lycra spend like get out of here lycra spandex I think they are made from like your spam wanna bug how much you want to I'm not betting take a look right I'll get a bra the big problem is getting a bra know about the cup sizes we have different cups you got the a B the C the D that's the biggest what do you mean you felt our material what with your fingers like this what's so bad about that that's a lovely dress you have on may I have this dance Tommy tone is a very good dancers you ever see Tommy Tong - Hey mayor Dinkins set this up for you you know what kind of a doctor he must be if Dinkins knows i have fun right on what kind of an idiot thinks anybody would be interested in an idea like that I don't think it's so bad people should wear name tags everyone will be like friendlier hello Sam how you doing Joe [Laughter] [Applause] is there anything wrong with getting a receipt and a tollbooth this stack should be bigger where's the TV guy what's here we go I'm missing TV Guide volume 41 number 31 Elaine took it to read under subway Elaine took it I didn't know she took it that's two weeks old how could you let her take the TV guy please relax them you collect TV Guide the nerve of that woman walking into my house stealing my collectible what is this a prophylactic wrapper [Applause] you were having sex on our bed yes my baby's so small your bed is too small I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into in to Bourbon Street that's it you're grounded you want to live here you respect the rules of our house you're grounded how do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide how does she expect you to watch TV am I just supposed to turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dialog she's my friend and she's not welcome in this house it's a bouquet of paper from her TV Guide why'd you take my TV Guide I'm so sorry about that mr. Costanza but look look I brought you another one [Music] she got stains all over it what the hell do you do you can't talk to her like that I'll talk to her any way I want what kind of soap etiquette thanks to how many ice cubes to use because politicians are observed so closely that's what he does charge they're not coming no that plans what difference does it make they wouldn't lie to us they're our dear friends why wouldn't they like us try to set my mouth on fire I don't know what the reason could be ok we're moving what I will not tolerate infestation don't you understand the very thought the very idea I'll never be comfortable again alright Frank that's enough [Music] first Kramer then d'Alene yeah it's a slap in the face all right coach salesman I could buy a song like that how can I go on a cruise without my cabana where I love those those clothes it's the remote where the hell are my clothes I love those clothes that shirt where'd you get that shirt wow that's my cabana shirt who stole my shake you son of a [ __ ] what clothes I sold your clothes yesterday I sold my clothes what do you mean you say it's cross wear [Music] tomorrow I'm going straight down to this routine get my clothes you burned them those clothes are not yours to burn who are you anyways I'm the father you said his father was dead he said I was dead that's right squeeze next twenty-five dollars out of me that's what my life is worth to him 25 dollars oh hey I just want you a little bit I'm retracting our dinner invitation well you don't have to retract it because we never went I'm retracting that it was ever offered I retract your retraction Oh what are you trying to unload some of that junk of yours and I thought we had a deal that's another one of my shirts don't get in trouble with the Yankees you'll be nice dad I heard you were in the city the other day your mother has to tell you every move I make Jerry and Elaine Sawyer they didn't say hello thought they were in a rush they couldn't just say hello said you were with some guy who was wearing him hey Lane I can see not saying hello she's very what's the word supercilious how could Jerry I ask you a question who was the man in the cake he was my lawyer your lawyer wears a cape yeah so what who wears a cape he's very independent doesn't follow the trends look ridiculous in that thing you have no - fashion all right you wanted the boss you got one Frank listen here's what I'm thinking now you have a friend in the bra business right of course Sid Farkas he's the best in the business here's our chance what do you say he'll be me you and the bro bro let's don't accept we got to do something about the name why what's wrong with bro no bro is no good to ethnic I don't you got something better how about the man's ear man's ear that's right a brassiere for a man the man's ear get it might want to tell you how sorry I am to hear about you and Estelle separating Thank You SID but that's all in the past I'm ready to move on yeah I've always been very fond of Estelle beautiful woman oh yeah I hope you don't think this is out of line but would it be okay with you if I were to ask her out you want to go out with my wife where do you get the nerve to ask me something like that no Frank I just said I know what you're saying and I know what you think no no I'm not doing business with you had me sleeping on a piece staying culture the cushion was turned on but the very idea you had me lying in urine sit for cos you're not having dinner with a bra salesman hey he only sells them he doesn't wear okay that's it I'm not coming home but you can't stay here there's no place to sleep we'll work something out [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] now [Applause] [Laughter] you can't face the fact that I'm improving myself you're not the only one improving yourself I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday I feel vigorous just take your meal and go home I have things to do I got things to go to me I can't cry getting an eye job like some Manhattan eye huh well it's already working and Kramer made a pass at me grandma made a pass at you Cuban crazy I'm not crazy he stopped short and made a grab he stopped short that's my move Oh where's your friend crema I don't know why because I'm looking for that's why you stopped short what do you mean in a car with my wife you stopped short you think I don't know what that's about that's my old move I use it on Estelle 40 years ago I told everybody about it everybody knows hmm I stopped short that's a good move hey Frank don't Frank me I know what you did how dare you stop short with my wife come on Frank relax I don't even know what you're talking about think I don't know ass man to think I almost split the profits on the man's ear with you bro nobody under ah where's my tail I heard every word you said you got some nerve so what do you think your old man could look pretty good when he wants to huh don't like that tie what's the matter with this tie I've heard they want it it's too thin they're wearing wide now how do you know what kind of ties they wear and tell me if there's anyone there wearing a thin tie like that go ahead Oh get the hell out of here seven Terry I gotta stop off and pick up a mom arrived from schnitzels it's out of our way why can't we pick up something at Lourdes it's right over here oh we have to go to census I'll show these people something about taste that's a hell of a picture yeah I won't when they had the helicopter land on top of that hey hey come on come on I haven't seen it yet it doesn't have anything to do with the plot still I like to go in fresh Oh get that ride maybe they forgot to put it out turn it and forget to put it out it's deliberate don't let me tell you I can't believe he was so young how could this have happened well they've been logging some pretty heavy hours first one in the morning class when I leave at night the kid was a human dynamo are you sure you're talking about George Huang mr. and mrs. Costanza what the hell did you trade JP Anna for are you trying to keep us out of don't bulk of his dad I know this doesn't seem like work to any of you if you could perhaps conduct the psychopath convention down the hall they don't want us there so we're going we're moving right into Dell bulk up it's time so you're moving therefore spiked absolutely no one tells Frank Costanza what the dog hello this is Frank we're moving in lock stock and barrel it's gonna be in the pool we're gonna be in a clubhouse that shuffleboard court and I dare you to keep me out take my swim trucks I won't need them what is he want with your swim trunks why should I go to waste [Music]

Channel: Under 5 Films

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Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Sat May 16 2020