Jerma Streams - Internet Cafe Simulator 2

i know it seemed like it was potentially a funny idea i was gonna i didn't want to delay the stream though oh damn it don't freak don't freak out that's what they say don't freak out i wonder if i can reach back here i've been sitting here like this for at least 30 minutes i put i put chicken grease in my hair wait a minute nice swag thanks you look like a space channel five you can see every like inch of my face too i don't like this i hate this oh holy shit people are so ugly with light aren't they holy shit people are so ugly look at all right oh german you look real handsome today you sure about that people are ugly with light on them so i i think we just have to stream wait what do these buttons do does this button do like a depiction of uh an angel in the bible or something it's okay i'd just be like like yes my son like yes are you okay i'm all right i gotta shave though you can see how weird i look all right let's go ahead and uh whoa holy are you kidding me oh no wait wait wait wait wait wait see i'm not ugly i don't i i can't even use this now you already want to fucked up watch this ready everyone looks like that okay anyways wait i need to keep this on i don't turn it off i got it off the chicken grease worked hey i'll be live in two seconds it's dual personality oh shit that's probably loud sorry all right hey stream starting where's chito i don't what no there's no chito today chito needs batteries to turn his brain back on and i don't have the batteries that are required you took shito off the shelf no i didn't what are you talking about he's right there look he's sleeping he's sleeping see i can hear it can you hear it hey oh okay well jeez i'm sorry no no no no no i haven't turned them on in like two years yeah i know well i i you you can go back to sleep for a little while all right all right settle down set it on stop stop all right i get it i get it i'll okay yeah okay okay okay okay so shh okay back to sleep uh he said he's very grateful that everyone thought he was cool and that people were happy that he was going to make a return but he was mad that i kept him asleep for two years i did say that i said i was going like a long weekend trip two and a half years ago and i was like oh we'll just shut you off for a little while and it's been two years i will get you new batteries cheeto lumber for a little longer hey we're starting the stream soon just a minute did you smoke crack one i don't smoke crack i don't smoke a crack i don't smoke crack i don't smoke a crack i don't smoke crack he's role playing and he's 36. who cares does that why does that even matter i can't role play at 36 okay well then every actor has to retire when they turn 30. how does that sound today we're gonna i know i lied i'm sorry it will never be an actor or there would never be like a like an old man in any movie or tv show you ever watch ever again it'll be people that are like 30 and like 40 in makeup okay so we're going to play internet cafe simulator 2 today i i know i lied i said we're gonna play everhood i'm really sorry what i've taught wow i listen i kind of had a headache and everhood is a game i don't think you want to play with a headache but i've seen some of this game it looks like it could be interesting it seems kind of up my alley i was like i want to try it it's a simulator game fart simul i know but i don't why would i need to explain it to you this game is not a game you want to play with a headache either why yeah i'm i'm having a good time i'm just hanging out hopefully you're doing okay too pretty cool this is a simulator game i beat this in the entire time i was just wishing i could see you play it i'm excited well that's good cool you lost 4 000 people no i i did not i have my analytics open i can see my analytics all right so let's get started uh let me just stir my coffee not into the microphone how do you feel about being called an e-clown i we've made that term up here that that's not somebody didn't make that term up and then call me that like that that's like a like uh only a talk a few communities even use that term so who cares all right let me just go in here i don't even have my dashboard open what an idiot play the game it's the intro i just just give me a second oh there we go there we go okay uh is the camera still on no no cam off this is going to be a ring light next stream uh no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna torture myself like that there was also a heated debate in the chat room earlier about hamburger helper and i i feel like i need to we have to talk about it i got a lot of shit because all right first let me ask a really quick question do you guys know in the chat one's in the chat do you know what hamburger helper is because apparently it was fucking crazy that i've been saying was saying these words i was like yeah a hamburger helper you get the cheeseburger mac and what you do is you do this you do this everyone's like what are you talking about what what is hamburger helper what what help what it's good yeah and i was talking about a little recipe that i had if you don't know what hamburger this is what it looks like it doesn't look like that uh it doesn't look like that it looks like this so that's hamburger helper people will like show us the box that's there's the box i can't even not like not laugh at that what was that that was i don't know it was like an image on my desktop it comes with real cheese okay this is what hamburg listen hamburger helper is a boxed macaroni product you take a pound of ground beef and you mix it in with this whole box and it turns into this macaroni dish right it looks like this this one here uh this is a good one yeah this one it looks like that it tastes it's i mean okay the entire time you're making hamburger helper you're grossed out it's disgusting looking it feels like gross it's like you hate it and like you don't even like looking at it but when you take a bite it's hard not to eat the whole box um at least you know between a few people so what i said what should i put let me name this um oh right exp and espresso what's the name of the uh cafe what are you talking about that's hamburger helper is it actually a stolen name no it's not from where it looks worse though no but okay so you take the hamburger helper you eat it maybe you put a little onion in it maybe you put some you know parsley whatever the hell you want some of the bullshit to make it taste a little better it'd be a little nicer whatever but my case that i was making to pretty stream chat was what i do because you ha you don't just make like half a box of hamburger helper right you don't just make one like oh i'm gonna make like a third of a box of hamburger helper it doesn't work that way so you make a shitload of it and then you store it and what i said is after you take it out after you store it you put it between two pieces of bread or two pieces of toasted bread or bun and you eat it like a sandwich you heat it up you heat the hamburger helper up in the microwave for like 20 seconds or something and then you put it between bread and you eat it and then you put some ketchup on the side and you dip it in the ketchup i okay even my mods are like you're fucked up but that's eating the leftovers though okay you can adapt to the game in a shorter time okay don't worry they're not boring and long yeah wcd tab skills skills okay i have a punch that sensitivity's gonna go way down uh even more than that yeah you dip it in ketchup that's better but it makes the honestly it makes the leftovers more interesting no joke that sounds really good because because it is i have a punch oh i i tried to get my girlfriend to take a bite and she did not want to in fact i got a really really bad look i don't it's just leftovers yeah yeah i have weird i have a weird palette sometimes it's a current yes it's a current growth it's a current girlfriend i alluded all right i alluded to this on christmas eve and i think it's time to talk about it i have a i have a girlfriend i've had a girlfriend since early last year i've been pretty private about it for a magnitude of reasons but ladies and gentlemen i'm about to announce she's in the chat right now where can we meet her she's here now and we the reason why we kept it private is because we wanted to we wanted to find a good place to do this um because i didn't want to kind of just throw her into this whole thing and have it be like oh hey come on everybody you all know who this is she's a community member and she's been a community member for a while this is not a joke it's halloulu she's in chat right now it's not you it's her it's no it's not community jake does she know what she does and ever since christmas eve i know people like what are you talking about what does that mean how do i get out of the fucking elevator [Music] do you guys kiss of course we do but i will say this all through 2020 and into 2021 right i think i've been dropping some hints to you guys about how much better my personal life was getting you've probably seen a few different times where i've been like hey it's you know somewhere like at some point last year where i was like hey my personal life is going really well i'm really happy right now she had a lot to do with that so um we were trying to find the right way to like introduce her and she's fucking amazing so taken andy that's it all right i gotta get out of my fucking apartment do i leave okay here we go this is an elaborate bit it is not an elaborate bit but how do i go up the elevator what what do i do two one what where am i i thought i was i'm already on the third floor i thought i wasn't like oh okay let's go but all through 2021 i kept my private life pretty private i was only streaming like once a week my health was in the fucking shitter you all know that squid game all right go to go to your internet cafe press m btc miner okay that's my home is my cafe i'm ready to fucking rock and roll i can i can punch people i know that for a fact [Music] wait this is the sus guy don't tell her that she already knows that but you'll probably be seeing a lot more of her in the future because obviously i wanted to wait until we were both comfortable kind of talking about it so there you go there's your girlfriend announcement what the fuck are you doing alright so where's my cafe up here does anybody care that i just did that all right should i hide that was rude all right grab the mop and clean your cafe that's cleaning this game so yeah you know i'm gonna fucking love it any plans for her to feature on the stream um if she wants to and that's another thing too i i didn't want to like the reason to keep a relationship private is because obviously i you guys know and i'm this is a real talk here this is really just me being real i live a pretty private life besides like the public you know streams and stuff so i like to separate that kind of stuff but if she ever wanted to do something like that i'm sure that we could it would be fun yeah he's an enigma not i'm really not though like that's the thing i'm really not i'm really not that complicated i'm pretty simple we know all right so it's clean very cool we call her the sus lady i i don't i well i mean she's here right now you literally you can ask her she's in the chat i don't think she wants to be called sus lady though electricity's off all right let's turn on electricity how do i use a computer there's space to start the computer no electricity oh i return electricity on oh shit all right i computer case monitor and keyboard mouse on zamasur why did you announce your girlfriend while playing fart simulator what i i don't know we talked about hamburger helper and like i she was literally in this house we were eating it and i was i figured it was a good point a good place to do it you're feeding her hamburger helper i'm not feeding look she can eat whatever she wants we eat together we eat whatever we want nobody has to eat a hamburger helper sandwiches dipped in ketchup i just had to validate the fact that it was a real thing i was doing okay buy compute from zamasure war cry crack so there's do i have money all right zamasu where's my money i got two thousand bucks all right all right all right uh computer cases buy a computer case what do i care which one it is old computer case add to basket is it there uh computer case monitor and keyboard keyboard okay and a mouse it seems like it looks like a cell phone from like 1992. 1991. all right now what all right why am i like in 800 by 600 resolution okay this is about the same dev that made streamer life simulator i have no idea actually that's a good question all right so get up does she know about otto she loves otto okay so [Music] oh this guy punched in the face why is he just sitting here all right that was kind of scary what happened what is going on why is this why is this guy walking over here with an exclamation point why are there so many just animals press e to talk to the beggar i know everything that happens in the city man you're the owner of that new internet cafe they smash the man who worked at the cafe before you man if he got on if he got on well with me this wouldn't have happened to him if you want to build btc mining rig in this city you have to pay me license first i want to run an internet cafe man is she taller than you oh okay no all right old computer where i have to put this this guy just keeps looking at me i don't i don't this is freaking this is a tiny room this is a bathroom where's the i see the wood having stuff oh here it was like blending into the ground all right keyboard and then i assume that i have to put the what about a monitor oh shit i need i don't have a monitor all right i gotta get a monitor [Music] did you guys come up with grotto beasts together yes we did we were actually sitting just outside with a hammer breaking geodes and we thought this was like a really cool idea and you you've seen a lot of her stuff okay you remember the sunflowers i've been like dropping hints about this for like at least the last six fucking months do you remember when i zoomed in on the sunflowers and there was a little picture of otto she drew that she also took all those sunflower pictures everybody was saying i remember they were like wow these photos look really really awesome it's almost i mean did he hire a professional photographer no it was just my girlfriend no she's awesome i i couldn't be happier we were just trying to find like an opportunity to kind of talk about it not be like private about it anymore but i just did that for me right and for her being private about this stuff was important because you never know right like i never wanted to make somebody like content right that was a lot of huge part of it until we were comfortable and if she's comfortable if she wants to be on streams or something then yeah sure fuck yeah but i that's the reason why you didn't hear about this months and months and months ago could i be your son um no i don't no she's not real all right let's let's go no more hamburger helper talk well we don't have any talk about that anymore we're over that it's delicious it's actually a good way to eat the leftovers trust me i i'm a professional clown that's a lie i don't want to get in trouble for saying that i made that up i've never been formally trained as clown all right what should maybe a good monitor should i get a good one how about this one this one's 350. where's the there's a basket is that too expensive should i not buy this maybe i shouldn't buy it get a crt just considered the shit out of me you just saw like the mouse tremble to be duel camel prime okay this is somebody and why are there so many animals in the game all right there's an lcd so how do i like to start the business all right get the computer ready place the products and get the computer ready place the products is this it computers setup is not complete how do i set it up oh we need a chair is that a cop okay chair i have to use this like outdoor plastic chair like that all right open the cafe you can do it from the main pc oh hell yeah all right let's go cafe closed cafe opened wait for the first customer to arrive okay this this guy's been standing here the entire time i need a chair i got a chair right here [Laughter] when's your v tuber debut i don't know man you should punch that person i'm not punching anybody do i have to do anything else or just people oh all right let's send you a request to turn on the computer turn it on on your computer oh i was like wow wouldn't even request to turn it on oh request please unlock okay you completed the tutorial now you can freely play the game if you want you can take some quests by walking around the city the game is saved when you sleep okay what he he's just playing what the fuck oh four dollars and five cents why did you only use the computer for 10 minutes you could have gone to the fucking library why did you do that oh oh where ever all right what do you want please unlock for two hours sure [Music] this is my cafe if only there was a game that could be played the cafes that open around here are like shit wait that's why he left because i don't have a game hey you can't watch porn why are you watching porn you can't watch that i thought this is a oh no it's not a gaming cafe why are you watching porn get out get out get out get out you can't watch porn here leave 23. holy shit it's still i don't i'm not watching this i'm not watching someone's gonna come and think i'm watching this how do i turn this off i'm not watching this i'm that's not on my stream and i'm not streaming i'm not playing this someone's gonna think it's me doing this how do i turn the computer off i didn't want to comment badly but what garbage yeah don't watch porn in my cafe how do i turn that how do i get that off how do i oh okay thank god somebody got the electricity fuck what why is it permanently there the computer was turned off how do i get that off all right i need to do a quest it's got screen burning all right maybe should i do a quest what is that here the screen all right it can't be there anymore right it can't be okay good it's like rebooting it's all fucked up god damn it well somebody please come in here and get that off the fucking computer before i get like banned please why is nobody coming to my i was a restaurant somebody come in and use my computer how do i get i think that's why i think i think i broke the game mop the computer this is how a caveman would handle this i don't know what to do oh hi sir how are you come on into the internet cafe uh this is not my computer uh please uh go ahead and do whatever you oh yep let me just go ahead and turn that on for you let's go ahead and turn that on wow what is going on i was making so much noise he's just sitting there staring at that right now okay okay okay okay go back thank you yes you're welcome all right please do whatever you but what are you doing what's wrong who doll is what do you say what'd you say there's only a game all right i need a game i gotta get i get a game system or something i gotta get a game computer cases air conditioning arcade consoles yeah i don't have that much money uh playstation one playstation one i need a tv for it right yeah i need a good gamer chair this one here and then a this one all right let me open up my with my cart i need a monitor keyboards monitors there we go uh and all the crt is playstation one all right bye all right new stuff coming in people are talking i'm the porn place now who watches porn like this nobody watches porn leaning back like that in the chair i don't know yes thank you for coming they do pay a lot of money though all right what we got chair okay on top spray that guy with a fire extinguisher i'm not spraying anybody with a fire oh i need a table shit don't touch this i probably should get more than one controller right my frames are dropping it shouldn't be frames frames what do you mean my frames are all right what are you on about it's fine now i got a 30 90. should i turn the graphics down maybe it's just too much oh well i think i'm playing on oh yeah i don't think this game is designed to be played on ultra right better whoa what's up oh right if you'd like to use the computer let me know let me accept this request and then i'm gonna get a uh i gotta get a table 30 minutes go ahead i didn't know what to say all right leave i want you to pay customer runs away without paying you don't really seem to be running what do i do give me that money back um i didn't just pay me the money how do i get the money back all right i'm just gonna why are we fighting out here oh god i'm getting my ass kicked watch out watch out can i use this oh shit did i get it two bucks all right somebody somebody help her up somebody help her all that for two dollars it's not worth fighting over that was not worth a fight it really wasn't i was gonna die i need a table um why is the computer keep turning off cafe is not nice there are zero games you can play lull so i'm gonna walk out without paying all right table desks does that count cause you can get vr2 holy shit i'm invested basic console table yeah i'm i'm i'm running out of money oh shit i'm actually running out of money everyone just comes in here uh the people that watch porn literally pay the most so i don't even care anymore where's my mop you gotta buy the pc games on oh okay there you go clean this up don't mind me don't mind me just cleaning up the place that's all no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not what that's not what i was doing i know it looked really really weird right there i'm not okay yes i'm gonna i'll take that loss i will that's my own fault oh finally oh yep yep pawn thank you 63 bucks what happened what why did the computer explode what happened did that guy overload the computer with porn viruses it was a bomb oh my god okay that that was fucking crazy uh all right um what do i do um wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is it all broken does it still work oh it still works all right what now one of the guy paid me 60 bucks he fucking blew up the computer i like that narrative better that's funnier to me than the guy came in and blew it up all right uh let's put this over here maybe like in the saw edge over here right here there uh this is so cramped squid game yeah i why can i put this here is that no i can't i need a tv how is this not a tv all right well dual monitor setup over here imagine doing a dual monitor with a crt i can't do that whatever all right now i need to get can i sell that thing people actually do that do they really all right i need to get an actual tv tv okay dude that's these are so expensive is the only tvs i can buy um it's annoying um i'll just wait till i have money 30 minutes unlock get some damn game oh shit that's right okay how do i do those where do i get those from who get a tv all right how do i where do i go buy some games bill root slots skin case apps steam a platform where you can buy the best quality games all right download a virus scanner i definitely want one of those oh i only have 230 bucks is it robbery wait what what what what what why can't i hurt this guy did i get my money back try he wait he tried to pay and i ignored him no what that didn't happen right oh shit all right i got steam i got steam installed no no not happening not happening that guy didn't pay that guy definitely didn't pay did you pay if i didn't say he didn't pay you didn't turn his pc on what he didn't do anything why was he here for so long that's horse shit don't run in here all right okay unlock steam should be on there now right okay apps steam that's okay that's installed now steam 120 rush b simulator toss a coin simulator uh cyber fix fat smoke speed run half-life four yeah that one all right i have no money i know for a fact that guy didn't pay so we're fucking that guy's dead oh my god [Music] this is working you motherfucker oh fuck give me that give that back give that give me come here hey hey i'll be right with you thermometer what do i do with this spray oh it stinks in here okay excuse me sir i i've just basic protocol let me just hold on for a second you don't know if you could just lift your underarms up for just a moment please okay i'm doing it it's me too doing it tomato give him access fuck i'm so stupid i need to so i bought the pc game you're wasting it i don't know i don't know this is stressing me out you're all right computers are 20 years behind technology the cafe's not nice they're zero games i was peeing on my pants it'd be great if there was a toilet um where would i put that somebody pissed their pants over there who pissed their pants well i guess i would take care of it it's one of those squid game guys get out of here all right all right we're going oh pay me a bunch of money and play a game what are you doing 15 bucks i need way more money than that let me clean up all right i'm not gonna mess around anymore i'm actually gonna try to like win change your prices oh i can do that okay uh right okay i'll do that go do a quest i don't want to leak should i can i close this place oh i can alright i'm gonna close the cafe give me one hour for free i'll increase the score i don't know how to do that uh okay let me computers okay here we go change the price all right normal 1.2 that sounds good all right now i'm going to close i'm going to go see if i can do a mission i'm gonna take the bat with me though for like protection in case somebody tries to kill me or something all right can i close it all right i'm ready [Music] i need a mission go around the city and look for a mission there was that like bitcoin guy i was map second hand shop there's the club rabbit club a hundred bucks to go in here i don't think so i these guys scared the shit out of me now wait what the fuck what's oh this is a store all right what's in here sell secondhand items oh nice all right buy a disc buy bat cardboard vr oh you can buy cheap stuff here vr controller that's kind of cool all right build the store owner i'm not doing that in the first 40 minutes of me playing this game no what's this where's my house all right i live here i was stuck in there for like 15 straight minutes btc miner i need a quest oh no it's the same guy just stumbling around go to sleep and save the game automatic what's going on in here what is this it's a streamer cafe oh where's bugleberry what else is here there's like a apples or a fruit or something like this okay should i i don't want to give this guy a hundred oh i only have a hundred dollars left i don't wanna give the guy a hundred dollars get out of my stop it's good game [Laughter] wait that is is that xqc look at the shirt what is this shirt he has on it's him like aged like 50 years where's he going dude they like they like mapped his face this is crazy what why is donald trump in this game is fucked okay i hope xqc comes to my cafe hey xqc by the way just let you know five-star vip service to come to my cafe five-star vip service in fact we can get a car to pick you up bring you to the cafe i'll give you a hot towel any game that you want we probably have it in our on our disposal i need to save the game all right all right all right all right we got a shit little porn i don't know i mean i don't know all right i gotta say the game go home right why am i so invested in this game okay that's crazy it's a map of his mapped face [Music] nice immersive more immersive than cyberpunk why do we not move what is going on remember you're in it too i am not in this game i'm definitely not in it okay what does that do all right so now the game is saved very cool i'm not smoking no not before work what's on floor two i haven't even looked do you think germa is going to read this absolutely [Music] all right back to work [Music] fuck all right i gotta get to my cafe this is pre-recorded no oh by the way by the way i can give you a hard date now i think i think i can give you a hard date on big stream so i said it was going to be somewhere in the end of january maybe i hope community jake does not um want to strangle me after saying this but i believe we can say that february 1st i would be here if you want to see a big stream i'm not going to tell you what it is wait turn the lectures down it's going to be special guests confirmed gonna be interesting i i will tell you right now i'm not gonna say shit i will keep reminding you but this might be my top three favorite streams i've ever done without a doubt maybe even top two i don't know it's looking like it could be a really fun time am i invited of course you're invited to watch the stream on february 1st i gotta open this door open i keep hitting escape and i'm stupid it's going to open how am i going to reliably make any money i have a hundred and thirty dollars when are you gonna do the naked ketchup bath stream that'd be so weird what do you talk good afternoon welcome to exp and espresso can i get you an espresso i don't have that yet we will though it's part of the plan limitless this guy's gonna be here all day oh hell yeah it's clean this is how does it smell in here it smells pretty good i thought something was riding on top of the dog this guy wants to be in here all day so that that's good on me i pay the guy 100 bucks just to get another quest or something back to the back of the guy's head all right i'm just gonna do it here drop drop by me from time to time we seem to get along well with you now you can buy btc miner if you want i only have 30 bucks excuse me oh sorry such a fan he's been here for a long time i hope this guy gives me like 200 bucks can i do anything else here can i make any money my cafe this is all too expensive all right crypto hi don't have enough money to do any of this you're just buying and selling crypto bills thank god i don't have to pay any bills mail nothing swap machine oh no nope not holy shit that's there okay i know that's their skin case oh man close no war cry coin you own zero war cry coin a hundred war cry coin is ten dollars convert the coins you earn in war cry into real money you better not fucking leave without paying you he was in here for like six hours 100 bucks got it wait how do i play what how do i play what's war cry game i can play all right what's crack welcome to crack world new ip example join server stereo pietres is constantly changing okay i don't get it yeah don't turn my electricity off do a command what am i supposed to do with that crack world welcome to crack world what am i supposed to do with this though that's kawaii play claw machine can i if i get the coin things oh my god this game was a little this game was literally made for me to play it look at all those you won six uh coins right it's 12 every time i do this i got a diamond though what's that worth what's the diamond worth okay so now what do i do sell coins zelda whoa are you kidding me holy shit that's awesome all right i'm going to do this for like an hour oh sorry sorry sorry sorry i got it i got i got it minimize minimize uh i know i know i know jesus get over there okay what a shitty place what was the ding can you extend my time yeah sure oh my goodness extend me why didn't you stay i'm going back in there and i'm doing that claw game again all right let's go games coin drop definitely this one 25 bucks to drop a coin five oh yep that's five purple diamonds get it again back to back i'll take it do it again right in the middle i'll take it one more that's it and i'm gonna cash out oh fuck yeah nice hell yeah it was not as much as i thought it was going to be let me i want to just check the other ones the other ones look kind of cool okay they have games hit reward what do you want yes you can stay as long as you want as long as you pay i don't care all right slot hit reward what's this one row 40 throw this knife what'd i get oh you're looking for the green all right maybe one more shit all right one more that's it last one i get it all right la actually truly the last one i got the grain fuck yeah actually not a joke hand to my heart hand to the grave done after this next one all right cash up all right i've i literally lost like ten dollars whatever i gotta leave no he's still here i need to buy a tv for this console i spend some whatever i'm going to sneeze and i'm going to try to catch it i'm sorry i got it i think i got it buy some crypto i'm not gonna i don't wanna buy crypto i only have two hundred dollars i wanna see what other like funny little little games i can play slot machine it's 50 bucks oh fuck you what about the lucky wheel wait 97 bucks hell yeah all right hold on i'm making money i'm fine no no it's getting dark wait it's the squid game guy this is squid game guy right here i stopped stopped being like all right guys ah relax you're fine i'm too overwatch you're still paying the time you're here it's my eyes [Music] oh i can look in tighter okay remember this place sucks i just opened it i'm trying to get some money once i get to a thousand bucks i can buy um because of the virus the virus yeah maybe it's all the porn you've all been watching okay so where's my virus again uh where where is it let me spin this first okay apps iris where is it oh there it is the number of computers connected to the word two star skin number 46 viruses this reminds me of when i would be at a grandparent's house and you'd run you'd be like oh yeah you could use my computer but if you need to use a computer out of grandparents oh yeah the computer's upstairs sweetheart yeah it works i i've got i've got microsoft on there and they don't even ask you to do this but you just do it because you're just going to half because you're curious and half because they don't know what the fuck's going on you just run malwarebytes or like windows defender on their computer just because it's just the first thing you do um and you i remember i did that one time and i think there was i'm not kidding there's probably like thousands of like adware and shit like that on it and you don't even tell them you're doing it either that conversation does not even need to happen because they would oh oh whoa whoa whoa speaking of like overacting that was like the ultimate overacting oh whoa whoa whoa whoa i got hit by the shell in mario kart if i had if i did voice lines for mario kart like that me i just got hit by a fucking trap thing why okay how do i stop that from happening why do they keep doing that why like why are they like coming here and like blowing up this why are they doing this pleased to pull on gentlemen please apologize to my girlfriend after you thief stream i told her you'd be playing everhood on wednesday and we were very excited but here we are and there's no everhood i know i'm sorry i lied about it i'm sorry i'm i'm actually sorry i did say i was gonna play i did say i was gonna play everhood it didn't end up happening very sorry about that i kind of had a headache earlier i feel like that was not the kind of game to play with a headache i will play everhood you can be rest assured that's up oh i'm thrilled at some point i will play everhood i'm so sorry i don't i i'm really nervous i'm so sorry what's that we just laughed that was weird okay how much money do i have i always like to do virus shit did they get it or did the explosion screw this up did the explosion mess it up don't even tell me that's what happened i got 324 treasure hunt get more no more keys left one key is okay so i'm gonna buy five keys what do you think guys upright you call right in the middle yeah guys come on middle left okay center left yeah middle right oh man there's a bit of bad bad choices bottom left it's okay all right what else we got i didn't do lucky wheel i want to try it how do i do it i'll spin 15. all right do it again green is the most expensive it seems right all right actually the final one i'm not doing this ever again all right that's it cash out we got 177 worth i just keep ending up with the same amount that i came in with what about this war cry coin thing stop turning the electricity off whoever's doing that is therefore is there a reason why no one's coming in turn the warcraft game into real money hold on how do i do that pc is not assembled apps employee date if we can find some employees war cry there it is world's greatest mmo game download now and start earning real money all right that's downloading is it really not assembled oh that's why okay that's stupid are we clean though i think so chair idiot idiot idiot idiot i got it i'm gonna sell this clothes for a minute uh second hand shop right here hey what yo you're being searched for what what what's going on what's happening why am i being searched you've been fined for non-obeying police stop warning what the hell are you talking about what i'm walking down the street with my computer monitor to sell to the secondhand shop what do you what do you mean by that what i do i got something for you [Music] i literally stopped and he said stop don't even think about it all right do i have enough to buy a monitor oh wait i can play that game i have a bill due please stop penalty come on oh fuck off okay how do i play it war cry classic start game what interact what is this sell item what is this is actually you can play this you guys level 12 how am i supposed to kill these they sound like something what do they sound like oh my god what is it heart of darkness i came to playstation one how many coins do i get this hurts my head looking at this can i do another move [Laughter] has anybody come into this restaurant yet okay open what i can't open open it open this there's nothing even in these this guy's a quest upgrade item why for i don't even have any money the loot despawned what level of these guys one level two all right dude why is there nothing in these finally what is it jello free game no complaining it's a free game you don't have the season pass this is a hit that's a health potion okay are you gonna stream the new war crime expansion um i'm actually not like that happy with like the direction that the devs have taken it the amount of damage that they used to they they did they changed the scaling on damage at least that's their plan and i mean i've been playing this game since like 2013 or something so it's like as somebody's been playing for a while it sucks well i mean it's probably a good excuse me to stop playing it this is my i mean we're in this starter zone for the new guys watching but this is probably i like 40th or 50th character that's probably a good idea but like try something else if they end up fixing it though i'll probably come back yeah the change in bag slots too which is i mean i love this dev team and shit so i don't really want to talk that deeply about it and kind of be overly i would say no i don't want to be mean or anything but because i mean i truly i love this game and i love the community and everything uh but i don't know if the new lead director needs to i need to get more input from the fans and stuff but i'm just not fucking happy with it i'm gonna sell these though worst joke taking more than five minutes it's only been 30 seconds wrap it up all right all right wrap it up jeremy wrap it up all right all right wrap it up this felt like two hours oh stop please get out of there i'm trying to pass the time so i can sell by the way is anybody even in the fucking store why is nobody in here has electricity been off oh no my progress oh shit i'm sitting here oh thank god thank god okay devs did something right auto save okay i'm almost this is actually kind of hard to control i'll be honest i'll be honest open all right i'm turning this stuff in i'm done okay can i use this to craft or something upgrade belt no i just cost coins let's sell um um hello what the fuck where's the where's the booty bay guards where's the booty bay guards what the fuck is going on here where the guards what the fuck was that what should i get i have only 34 coins they're not what can i do with these can i can i even turn these in how do i get like what do i do how do i get out of this oh okay so now i go to warcry coin it's only ten dollars to convert 100 of those coins i'm never opening that ever again 433 bucks why is nobody coming into the store oh my fucking god it really wasn't open you guys weren't kidding it's all right whatever just gamble instead yeah it's not a bad idea that's not a bad idea monitor's not connected yet i know the control is on the ground somewhere where is it hey what the hell are you doing what are you doing what are you doing give that back what is that wait i heard that laugh before oh you idiot why i'm just stupid did he take the controller no i think it's on the ground over there get it flush thank you clean this up i only have room for two things anyways in this damn place whatever but he's still the other monitor no i sold it i got rid of it all right and the tower where is there it is okay i need please decorate i don't have any money i'm gonna gamble 200 and then whatever happens from that we'll smoosh it into um [Music] decorating i saw that guy's back now he's not all right i thought i saw him sneaking by don't even think about it all right he's not here all right what do you say we uh do a little bit of gambling why not do i buy a case i'm gonna buy a best case for three hundred dollars all right come on [Music] anything's good yeah i got two knives those are two knives that's worth like a thousand dollars i just won i spun the game there's literally two knives in here what do i do 106 wait do i sell this what's happening what do i do what do i do oh excuse me hey what's up man how you doing good to see you good to see you yeah i just opened up this gap i just opened up this cafe and um i i'm good to see you i've got uh games for you if you're really ready to go i've got a we've got um i gotta you can check out whatever we got on the uh on the thing over there just take a look uh i can get you i get you situated i get the whole package going right now um and you put yeah 30 minutes it's fine dude if you want to stay for like an hour you can like i don't give a shit what i mean you can just stick around an hour two hours it don't matter oh no oh no i mean you know i'm just gonna i'm just gonna just gotta look the other way on this one look over here on hold on let me get up i gotta get up from the seat thank you uh no no i'll take the money i'll take the money please no wait he's leaving without paying i don't i i would i was my fault i'm sorry i should have actually put my hand out and took that money from you you know let's just call it even it was really great to see you if you ever want to come back uh by all means we love having um content creators come over and check out our stuff and uh yeah we could just say that this was kind of like a little collaboration and um it was really good to have you if you could tell tell people about us and maybe you come back next time and maybe we have a good time oh okay we're open pet the cat okay minus two you should have hit him no i can't how do you pet cat i mean this i know like it's like oh he's gonna left click i'm not i'm not gonna punch this cat [Laughter] oh check his review yeah what did he say let's see if more beautiful girls come i'll increase the score he gave me five stars that's pretty good i think that's not best that's not bad wait does it is that implying that if there was more porn if i had more porn oh man i need to get to downloading i can how do i uninstall this all right so now 290 wait right so how do i get i have like all these skins and shit i have a knife can i sell these do i have an inventory or something i only got one this is it where is it wait what you only it only gives you the one how do i sell it i already got the money for it no way [Music] oh shit all right come on all right i just got fucking absolutely annihilated all right i'm done i'm done that's it no more oh what's he playing he's playing half-life he wants more time you got it he's playing a game so this is gonna be worth more money all right what's this whole i actually have to stop messing around i keep just blowing my money and gambling in an arcade machine they generate a ton of money okay all right actually no more gambling i don't want to do that anymore that's stupid i love food ending machine this game is kind of cool i need to restart i don't think so i have 440 bucks i screwed up because i bought a bunch of console stuff and i thought i could just put a tv on it or a monitor there's actually a lot of stuff i'm very interested this is this is a lot of fun that's cope that's not it's not hope i like the game i need to wait till he's done so what should i i have no bills i have to pay all right he wants to pay let's go how much you that was an expensive experience wasn't it 79 bucks it seems fun in a dumb way it's just it's just all right gamble on the fruit slots i would have so much more money if we didn't do any of that all right i'll do it for a minute i was peeing on my pants it'd be great there's a toilet by the way if more beautiful girls come i'll increase the score how do you increase the score over five stars you really kind of don't excuse me excuse me no put that down excuse me i only did that because she are we open [Music] okay twenty dollar bet for okay spin twenty dollar bet what are we even looking at here what are the lines buy a free spin for two thousand dollars what a rip-off i'm i'm not gonna hit anything at all yeah i got you on um what the hell all right what's that worth [Music] this thing sucks [Music] what do these do what that strawberries right there how is that not a line how is this not a line come on come on all right that's gonna be worth like 100 bucks that was only how much was that what are you doing thanks for coming 50 bucks all right no more gambling do a virus scan please what time is it right now one no new customers come after one o'clock all right so let's close fucking goddamn virus again do the claw machine one more time i need to buy an arcade machine i don't have dude i gotta tell you up front here every time that we get more than 400 dollars i go back to zero i wish it was warmer yeah that's so why it's january though i buy more of these i guess i'm just gonna sit here all night and play war cry classic i'll write the virus again you can't even get past 300 bucks without gambling it away i promise i am not going to spend a single solitary scent until we get to enough money where i can put it on that console table [Music] i'm not going to spend another dime not one time make a prediction go for it you guys want to bet on that i will not spend another dollar until i have enough to buy a tv for that console the playstation one over there on the table make a prediction trust me i got it i got this i feel like this would be pretty um be pretty trivial in a few hours all right it's doing it just don't turn the electricity off clean this place up a little dirty i'm not gonna spend any money i promise that you can do i'm going to tell you guys right now if you bet against that you're going to lose if you say no will i will not be able to avoid spending you're going to lose the control is still on the floor well yeah because i can't really do anything with it now i need a tv what about if you get fined no that does not count it only counts if i physically spend the money not something that i have to pay like bills or the police fine or something no it has to be i spend it like i go oh i'm gonna buy this or we're gonna gamble no it doesn't count hundreds of viruses there we go cool all right it's a new day i haven't slept in probably three so let's just relax and then go forward right just relax shut up shut the fuck up all of you and let's go from here i'm gonna put this in a better place like in the corner so i know exactly where it is at all times all right let's go open the store open for business 92 come on in maybe there's a quest or something i can do adjust the prices should i just make it really expensive and get a bunch of bad ratings and who cares does that do i really care that much 1.5 1.3 hello yep that'll be computer number one i've got you she naked no what are you talking about he's watching um stock footage or uh the beginning of every youtuber video you've ever watched in your whole life anytime any youtuber has ever gone anywhere in their entire life has been this shot every time the only thing is missing is the plane um the plane wing out the window the plane wing have i ever done that have i ever done the i'm going on a trip i'm filming out the plane window have i ever done that i don't think i have don't you think we counted funny what if i made a video hold on what if i made a video where it was just like me introducing that like hey guys going on this big trip it's gonna be so much fun and we'll see ya and it's just like four minutes of planes taking off and landing out the window it's just it's just like that i'm going up out the window and then it like it cuts to me like holding like a drink on the plane like um and looking in the camera where's the computer up you already made this years ago what just upload the whole flight yeah yeah it's like out the window and then it's just and you're just sitting there in the seat just sitting there like looking around it's like a six hour seven hour video you shifting around and like stretching your back you get up to take like a piss and it's just still sitting where the seat is oh no don't make it a time lapse wait somebody want to shit i wasn't paying attention is he doing that for free i should buy a monitor i'm waiting till i can afford it it's open street yeah have it be the whole flight is the video and then at the very end it's just like the plan you get off the plane and it gets into like a like oh i'm in i'm in the uber oh here we go and it cuts like i'm in the hotel and you see like in the top right like a battery is like blinking and it just cuts in the video ends then the next video is you're getting on another plane the dollhouse behind the scenes starts with an airplane window shot it does it does it actually i can't i can't let me see let's investigate this i want to see no it doesn't i don't where at the very beginning don't listen to that it does oh fuck it actually does let me see [Music] it doesn't right [Music] it does hold on it doesn't that doesn't count that doesn't count that's a plane landing that's not a plane out the window with the wing going up it's got the right music though it has the right music i will give you that it's the correct music that doesn't count it's a plane it's it's a plane going down it's not like playing going up nice accounts it does sure yeah it counts fine okay oh i have not been paying attention at all is this person still here it yeah it counts that's fine okay 214 bucks how long till the prediction ends until i either spend money on something i'm not supposed to or i buy the thing that i'm supposed to buy what can i do for you i changed my desktop background do a quest i'm i don't want to just leave like i did like the bitcoin quest and the guy was like hey i'm going to go to my bitcoin store and i'd never even win it was the only quest i had another customer thank you what can i get for desktop wallpapers can you actually get them i want something better i almost just click that alright where do i okay bill mail close where do i get it i was peeing it smells disgusting i'm going home to pee why would you go home okay how am i supposed to get a bathroom it smells well stop pissing on the ground maybe that would be a easy way to make it smell in here anymore you can expand the store let me i need to have more than one person here at a time is there a bunch of viruses on this thing again there's so many viruses again [Music] it's dirty it is reduce slots no i need a tv and that's priority number one because once i get a tv i can have double the income we're trailing so far behind i've been here for two hours jeremy your excuse was that you just started but pay me no that's not going to happen there's the bad yeah arrest him what this the guy just stole from me he just stole from me oh fuck i didn't mean to holy shit i didn't mean to hit you i was trying to hit this can you please open the image that you've had in the very beginning this one oh what about it i didn't spend any money actually oh come on i was right there hey for what you've done what i didn't spend money i have to pay the fine i haven't paid the fine yet see i have four days to pay 50 penalty i'm not paying him um what's up come on you added the stipulation that it didn't count if you had to pay for it yeah that's true but i mean i i don't want to spend 50 right now if i don't have to i even go over to the btc thing is that tf classic it's not enough it is for the quest all right but not i'm running along here what time is it all right i have to say i got to save the game it's been like an hour and a half turn the lights off clean up close the store all right i gotta go home save the game oh such a silent we have such a silent community silent what do you mean [Music] oh that's what was happening in the very beginning of the stream was what the hell's happening to me i couldn't go anywhere this isn't thrillville no it's internet cafe simulator another day i'm ready what is that image i don't know is that burger that's me [Music] that's a picture of me it's me it's my face it's it's supposed to be like this it just looks funny your mouth looks like among us no it's not supposed to look like that it's it's me lying down it's me it looks like you took a picture after i was like hitting the head in the back of the head with a bowling pin and i'm on like the ground you know i'm sleeping that is not you yes it is i swear to god that's me if you do you need more proof it looks nothing like prove that that's me there's no way okay fine do you want proof i'll prove it's me here we go here's your proof i can't i have to crop this because i'm like naked hold on let me i'm not gonna fucking mess this up this is me guys i need to make sure i don't i'm naked in this picture i'm not naked i don't give a shit who cares if you really need to if i need to really prove that that is me lying down in a bed i will i'm ready i'm ready to leak it alright let me just hold on okay here comes the leak right what did i name it i don't know how can i save this image oh there we go okay okay here it comes i hope it doesn't just show up on the fucking screen uh like let me just push it my dick is not in this or something i have to like i gotta like literally zoom in and look and make sure my dick's not in this i think i'm good i'm gonna crop it anyways all right i can crop it i'm gonna do this slowly i'm gonna do it really slowly to make sure i can like i'm not actually let's see okay we gotta reveal this slow all right not that way where am i where the fuck am i why am i not in this image oh wait hold on what is that what is that is that a dick it's not an ass i swear to god it's not an ass it's not an ass it's not an ass what is that i didn't look what does this picture look like i don't know what that is what is that is that my stomach all right what i think this is shoulder i think we're good what is that what is this i swear god this is my shoulder this is my shoulder it's just weirdly cropped it's just really weirdly cropped what even okay it's because it's it's somewhere where is my face that's that's my offering there i am there i am okay i found it i got it i got it there i am why what's going on in this picture why is it like this what the fuck i'm so confused right now it's because it was upside down show the whole thing no nice neck beard oh my god it's true i'm gonna die what do you mean that's not me are you out of your mind how do you know that's me let me let me i can flip it let me let me flip it the other way so you can see rotate that's my face see this is me my face [Laughter] somebody said that's literally your stunt double dude that can't be you that's me that's me i swear to god it is look at my face look do you need me to do this look you want to i need we have to prove this i need to make sure people understand this is actually me look like look at the look at the beard look at look right okay you we need to match hair here look it that's me that's my face what more proof do you guys require squish your face against something i don't know how you guys don't understand this is the same person literally right here look it's the same person what lay on the desk i'm not laying on the desk we're moving on it's a paid it's not an actor i i lost my hold on i lost my entire train of thought right here it's a vr model all right electricity is off that's fine turn everything back on wait it's that guy again okay wait wait let me talk to that guy [Music] i already did his quest does he have another one dude there's a there's a bum meddling in our business i'll give you a favor if you beat him up for me it says family on the man's t-shirt he always wears a white tank top and his bald white tank top bald and his it says family little map all right beat up the man in the white tank top i guess not happening what's wrong with the dog what dog he's mine right there is this oh it's not open it's not i got it all right my cafe it's a little cold inside is that what the burglar just said is that sleeping version of yourself chug pickle juice water you're to buy some wallpaper for the shop oh okay where do i buy it is it closed no oh right right yep yep yep yep yep yep right turn the prices down so people will stay longer at longer means more money i get you okay i see oh treat the customer with respect and they won't just leave interesting concept interesting there are snitches in chat and i didn't yeah you guys have to if you're going to bet you go to bed where's uh where's the guy i need to bring the bat i'll bring the bat with me white tank top i mean it's like everyone has a white tank top on your white tank top white tank top what just happened what i broke the bat on him okay oh please stop you you were there for at least a few minutes thank you i have to buy a new weapon that's all right oh i do have skill points you're right i get that menu tab backpack you have a hundred entrepreneurs sold i can buy some stuff i can spend some skill points x to use you have to close the inventory all right hold on i'm gonna sneeze again okay cafe if it increases the likelihood of more customers coming to your cafe let's do it let's get it [Music] people leave more money in the tip box thanks to your smiling face you'll have customers to leave more positive comments thanks to your tough appearance the number of customers running away with without paying is reduced i don't have enough for that okay physical body been punched so many times that you don't feel anything anymore you become more resilient get out get out get out of the menu i don't i don't have a weapon thing i didn't want to punch vin diesel again give me a break [Music] so unfair so unfair actually unfair actually fucking stupid actually unfair i didn't want to punch vin diesel he was just in the way i need to get a console it's not fair wait did i let him use a computer [Music] you punch like lightning enemies have a hard time understanding where the punches are coming from [Music] no harder punches all right i think that's good for now please buy tv dude i'm trying to buy a tv they are six or seven hundred dollars i have to just wait till i have the money look tvs 650 can i can i sell something else you forgot about the fine no i didn't i have three days paid i literally was just up to try to take that money dude stop hitting people that are walking by fuck what how did you get in i can't i need computers don't even have a video card yes they do it's on board onboard graphics have come such a long way shut up i think i got to close nope not yet please just have a customer do something for the love of god there you go enjoy there's a used tv at the second hand store are you kidding me all right after this guy leaves i'm closing up i'm gonna go get it hurry up i'm trying to close man this the electricity is off in the store nobody can get in here anyways secondhand store let's go all right i'm looking for a tv uh quick plus you're a tv you didn't have a tv old lcd pro lcd those aren't tvs though behind you holy shit i thought those were his legs i was like what is going on um there's no tv he's watching the stream down the street at least get a bat i can't i can't spend any money or people lose i lose the bet i'm gonna go save the game he's bad i know new day okay here we go you're gonna play monster hunter rise uh probably not okay you got another quest it says family i i'm i know but i can't even hurt him all right open the store electricity on scan for viruses [Music] you play dying light too yeah i would say for sure scan yeah yeah they got a blue screen yeah yeah i know you play league of legends no i don't want to play league i that's the last thing i'd probably ever do i i would cover myself in peanut butter and like roll around on the ground before uh i played one game of league of legends on stream wow need money clean 600 bucks that's all i need just stay here for a long time i don't care what you do you're free reign to do whatever you want and go wherever you want whatever i don't care just stay here and pay me money okay still here yeah all right dan's still scanning just go beat up vin diesel it pays well i tried to beat up vin diesel but my back broke across his cement body my bat shattered on him all right let me get some money here it's not bad almost there just maybe like another three customers and i'm good more tips do i just where's my do i have a tip jar i can't beat up vin diesel with my bare hands what what did i do why would he do that all right watching youtube all right i'm if i can is there a block that's not block is that me oh i'm laughing oh okay so now i get it remember i've been hearing that person laugh i think i've i've been accidentally pressing it it's been me you're gonna do a live action family guy roleplay stream i don't believe so no is there a middle finger button no i say there's a zero chance of that happening okay we're good all right i need please let me know can i actually fight and beat vin diesel one one he killed me in one hit last time i don't think i'm ready i don't know what i keep thinking of like trump putting the mask on from the mask that's all i see the jim carrey mask excuse me you can't vote for that for the worst joke of the year it didn't take five minutes to set up oh p-a-r-t uh why excuse me because i gotta i'm sorry you can't i you can't vote for where's impression every year if i do a shitty trump i do a bad trump every year more than once a year so don't you can't nominate it it's oh it's gonna happen it's gonna be bad every year it's cold in here [Music] you have enough money to gamble now i am so close to actually being able to play this game correctly i'm not going to do that there are 20 000 people holy shit what's up [Music] what are you all doing here just vibing yeah all right me too all right close close close close it's your birthday happy birthday how hope you have a good birthday i i am so close how much is a tv 650 dollars i'm almost there for the life of me i'm here from that reddit video yeah the reddit videos so funny like this community has made me more popular without me even doing anything i didn't even do anything i just like my face existed all right this will be it right here the sus guy the serial killer the look i'm hearing again thing i have nothing to do with any of these things none zero i find out about them when you do so those of you that are coming from some of the stuff that you've seen on reddit oh man well what's this on the front page it's literally we're at the same time you and i are both going like this whoa man what's this on the front page so i open up my phone you open up your phone whoa man what's on the front page we both do the same fucking thing at the same time i have no idea what they're gonna do i don't have no idea what what what we're looking at i have no idea i'm usually shitting i didn't do anything i'm being stolen from move move no i don't want to fight two people no don't fight three people run i got my money run [Music] get out of here close the door close it up i just like sniper bullets to go by me what was that what was that what the fuck just happened i just saw bullets go by me yeah what the hell are you walking through a door okay we're still open no i'm not warming the inside why did you hit elon i don't know it was he was blocking the way so i'm trying to get around him and jump over the um the railing gonna play deus ex probably not in a game that is more than 20-30 hours you'll probably never see on this stream the only exception is from software games and if i get obsessed with something for like a week maybe like monster entry or whatever uh this she'll do it this is gonna do it what dawn of war yeah i mean if we maybe it'd be kind of fun to get a bunch of streamers to just play a huge game of dawn of war [Music] i think that'd be funny give everybody kind of a basic run down how the game works and have a gigantic like 12 person streamer rts battle teams all right come pay so i can buy a tv are you gonna stream all of uh eldon ring yes i have played every from software game that has released in the last six years or so on this stream to completion i'm going to do it again [Music] you only stream two days a week though i mean when a big release like that comes out that i've been looking forward to i i will play more if i can what about the new fable is there a new favorite coming up all right this will put us over the edge i think yep all right finally 668 dollars it's time to buy the tv i would like for the mods to pay out i did it i told you not to doubt me but a lot of you did anyways that's the last piece of this puzzle and then i can start making a bunch of money on the console games diesel's right there why can't i just like spin spin spin spin spin spin tornado punch right here right in the head i would be able to win i don't want anyone to steal this nobody take this please say elon musk again i just did yes on soul tv finally consoles i need a second controller all right i have 18 dollars it's rain there's actually weather in the game i'm just gonna sell like the thermometer or something what about like breath of the wild or breath of the wild too i'll come clean i know a lot of the older viewers know this but maybe the newer ones don't i don't i'm not i don't really i'm not a big zelda fan i don't get excited for zelda the breath of the wild i know it's an awesome game but it's a zelda game and i can't go over that hump for some reason i never really i was never truly into the zelda games the last zelda game that i really played and really cared about was probably probably ocarina of time if i'm honest and then twilight princess i remember playing it and it it it's just like opening your eyes underwater in a pool and then getting out and looking at lights it the the twilight princess was pool vision for the whole game and i couldn't play it oh my god i'm getting head butt [Music] fucking 11 man give me another controller controllers why are they so expensive oh no he killed that guy what oh my god is this okay is there some story line that i'm missing here of why the people from squid game keep on throwing just bombing my cafe am i missing a piece of the story here or is that just hey there's guys that are squid game outfits that are going to like explode your business i don't understand why are they doing that what why why are they in squid game outfits all right that's good it has a smell in here awful okay i think we're good electricity back on this needs the keyboard back good okay perfect i need that other controller i love this stream german really just says buzzwords i do i just say buzzwords what do you mean what buzzwords [Music] there's so many viruses on that computer i need a bat too fine i know i pay the fine right here fucking asshole why no one pays no one pays has anyone paid in two days fucking jesus all right this whatever this like tinky winky guy go here get on get on god [Music] what's wrong i need to get a security guard i have 30 dollars dude 30 bucks la la clean all right please pay said you were never going to say that again no i didn't i said i'm never going to say the um e word again the temperature it's 15 degrees in here 15 degrees celsius that's not that cold is it was that like 50 60 50 45 or something i wonder how how hot is that yeah that's not even how's that cold 59 is cold yeah i know we've had the conversation about how hot or cold of room should be right people think i'm crazy for not wanting to be in a house that's 67 or 68 degrees i i want my place to be between 72 and 73. between like 72 and like 74 68 is is might as well be an icebox it's a it's a walk-in freezer people turn their thermostats down at night because you get better sleep or something right i turn my thermostat down to like 65 at night i would die in 65. i would be dead i would wake up dead that's too much it's way too cold 72 is perfect being in a colder room promotes better sleep i guess some some study from somebody i don't know no not happening 64 is perfect no don't leave without paying don't leave it up give me the money what why does nobody pay why does nobody pay i didn't give him access to the computer then why was he there using it he should have been using it [Music] so he didn't have access to it but he used it anyways so he used it and then just left i'm getting bad much is the bat i'll take it see it looks like his legs oh how much are the controllers 80 bucks all right that's better than buying it 120. all right where's vin diesel i'm not messing around now he broke the bat last time wait will he actually break it i have to pay the fine i'm five cents short for fine whoever comes here is no self-esteem okay oh nice that has a wear meter is that why it broke not because vin diesel is like stacked and so wait i actually can get him with it does have a wear meter all right i'm going for it [Music] tell your friends about the consoles that we're about to add if i see vin diesel he's getting it there he is there he is he's right there i don't want to hit four people with this didn't they double team me earlier these two did you hear that where is he [Music] yes all right do i get money for this 200 bucks that's really good don't even think about it i was already left without pain all right i'm gonna go buy a controller and then i can actually use that and that i'm gonna make that expensive this one right here oh shit what do i do he's does he still owe me that he owes me that right okay he owes me that thing all right nice hell yeah thank you finally it's only taken two hours to do it do i like coleslaw it depends not really the only place i've really ever liked coleslaw from was uh canes and that's because i i like to so after you eat canes once you got like the sauce you got the you know whatever the fries you got the chicken that's kind of all over inside of the the kind of styrofoam thing whatever um when it all mixes together let's say you take a bite of a sandwich or you eat like a piece and it kind of falls into the kind of well that you have in front of you i like to dump the coleslaw in afterwards and i i kind of mix it all up and just eat the coleslaw with all the junk that fell out of the sandwich and stuff that's the only time i really eat it all right i have it's it's we're gonna make this two bucks an hour it's expensive we're doing it the bat is ready to go i'm enjoying some console games get the fine too that's right okay he eats hamburger helper why you all surprised he eats like a starving roden hamburger helper is good consult we don't have to have this conversation again there are no games for the console really i mean she's in here okay nice all right then i'm gonna get an arcade machine to go in the corner i wouldn't feed hamburger help into my greatest enemy it's why it's so easy it's such an easy dinner it feeds it feeds like 60 people when you make a box all it is is just ground beef and the box it's really easy to make it's really hearty it's really filling it's good i said this in the beginning of the stream it's gross when you make it but after it's done and you take a bite you go holy shit this is insane mom used to feed me hamburger helper all the time pretty sure it's why i ha whatever all right that was 120 bucks right there his birthday is coming up in five days what is it hold on let me see my girlfriend this is from ken my girlfriend and i massive fans have been watching for two years now it's a birthday coming up in five days all right all right you want a unique birthday present what's your girlfriend's name somebody walk out without pain [Music] does all the beef you eat come from a box you don't it's the hamburger helper is not it's not in the box you buy ground beef from the butcher and it's not inside the box you buy ground beef from the butcher and then you take that you you brown the beef you brown it in the pan and then you put the box in with some water and some milk and you stir it up it's so easy hamburger helper is divorced dad food hamburger helper this is you are slandering something that i love and i'm not going to put i'm going to put my foot down right now it's time to force dad food i really like it the beef stroganoff hamburger helper is like actually 10 out of 10. okay you know that green eggs and remember green eggs and ham remember what happened to the end of green eggs and him sam i am ate it and he said holy shit this is the best food i've ever had in my fucking life thanks a lot um jerry whatever his name was go eat the beef stroganoff hamburger helper just go try it and then you can go and then it goes like [Music] and everyone's like happy hello get a divorce and eat hamburger helper on stream [Laughter] how much are they paying you do you let me be very clear i need to be incredibly clear about this do you think that i would take just completely unjust solicited a hamburger helper sponsorship on this stream just out of nowhere would i do you really think that would happen that's not even remotely the case it's never been money money money money money money give it to me don't walk away give me all right i'm getting actually cash here all right is it her what her name is uh her name is ari ari ari sure you want a birthday wish let's go for it hold on i'm making money now so what's that in five days from now so it'd be let's see one two three four five what's 17th keep cleaning hold on i'm doing a birthday thing hey ari can uh ken lets me know it's your birthday coming up in five days on the 17th i just want to say real quick happy birthday been a rough couple of years thinking for everybody here but keep your head up happy birthday ari there it is birthday wishes anybody else get a birthday put a cameo watermark up i have one coming up in july hey nanowiener happy birthday in july for god's sakes that's i feel like i'm getting like radiation sickness from this thing you know what i mean just like i should just be this close to my face i say oh hey hey my my wife aaron's birthday my wife aaron's birthday is coming up hey erin erin have a happy birthday coming up in july we got a birthday coming up too hey steven heard you got a birthday coming up here in july have a happy birthday in july stephen mine's in july 2. hey aqualos happy birthday coming up here in july i know it's coming up soon all right i'm fucking getting off my birthday's february happy birthday in february why is he online right now i don't know how much money do i have i already have 366 bucks happy birthday leslie it's in february happy birthday leslie it's in february happy birthday coming up [Music] right nice lean up a little bit my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow i don't know i didn't see the name happy birthday slot machine is coming up here slot machine's birthday in february happy birthday to the slot machine in february speaking of which i'm going to play a little bit i was gonna play a little bit not much just enough to like get a good taste all right this is it dude why come on gwen come on dude again somebody oh my god i just like killed three people what do you want to do all right what do you want to play i got a couple games that you can line up here again come on dude again please this thing sucks it actually sucks i don't even know what the what lines i'm looking for that how is that not doesn't make any sense it should be a line right there you uh they were running in tandem there's nothing i could do about that that's a lot of bananas all right nine seven watermelons what how is that not a line nobody pays for anything nobody pays nobody pays for anything here where did they go [Music] is he gonna [Music] play i need candies i'm gonna blow all my money again i have to stop oh but come on i need to get something grapes that seemed good 46 what 30. come on more all right peaches peaches watermelons stop running out and not paying that was that trump ah okay hold on i'm coming nobody pays everybody just runs out of the and everyone just runs everyone runs that was trump it's a great place it's a great place that's all i need to do it's the only thing you need to know even the owner of this place is like a thousand milliseconds he opened the table in five minutes but he tried to pay and he gave me a good rating oh amy are you messing with my slots did i win any money i just want money i just want like 300 bucks look no i wasn't there was a whole there was a line to do right i think there was actually a line to do i i'm doing one more 100 done god damn it okay no more this place is turning into a dump [Music] so that hit it would have been like 10 grand i'm not playing that machine again it's a piece of crap i think it's a piece of shit it just was let's be honest all right it's clean all right the claw game is literally free money you know what i had so much better i have six dollars now what can i just get my money back yeah i'll buy i'll buy one dollar i'll buy five dollars in bitcoin now i don't want to buy a hundred and sixty thousand dollars in bitcoin i want to buy point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero what i want by point zero zero zero zero zero one why can't i 0.0 what the hell i have to buy doge okay i have 10 dogecoin all right play for a while now you guys don't understand if dogecoin goes to 450 million dollars i'm gonna be a billionaire why does guys smell why does he smell he smells why does he say oh i smell oh speaking of smelling i haven't taken a break yet i don't know what that's supposed to mean but i have to pee i'll be i'll be right back it's p time let him play wait this pauses the game right i'm right back brb time oh by the way it's still christmas i like this christmas thing by the way bloordahl is working on the winter one and it looks awesome i can't wait to switch to it christmas one more time why not one more for christmas let's go so do do so you got dude flushed himself all right let's keep we we're in the flushed away universe now fucking god damn it i forgot high water give me a second so all right complete refill let me turn this back up he's got a full glass who does the songs blordau he is a talented individual and he is currently working on four or five new tracks which is awesome and we should be very excited also a new winter themed uh brb screen please package your p and send it to me no i'm not gonna package my p why did i read that i don't know i just i read the i read the weird shit okay i'm sorry that's the way it is i'm all refueled ready to rock and roll ready to rock and roll what was the last thing i was doing fueled with heal no not heal just regular water thank you for always reading the weird shit yeah i know it's just it stands out like a sore thumb it really does oh i need to okay trash can i need a trash can i'm sorry calling you the ted bundy of twitch that time uh yeah sorry did somebody just run out no this guy's been here for a long time okay okay i looked down i was like why do i have three dollars i had 400 like 10 seconds ago why do i have only three fucking dollars how much is dogecoin gone up hopefully the devs put like a joke in the game or something where like dogecoin goes like up like five billion percent i'm just gonna make sure that i always have like a hundred bucks in doge in this game because they're probably gonna do that don't leave you left okay all right did i just break it why this guy kicked me once what everybody's paying without my god they both just left without okay use the bat i just did it it broke on his head all right if i gamble again i'm going to open it we're going to clean up i'm going to open the store if if i gamble again i'm gonna turn off the stream okay over the next 30 straight minutes over 30 minutes if i gamble against stream turns off i am saving money no more bullshit no more gambling can we bet on that uh no no you don't have to bet on that all right how much is a i bouncer like a balance is going to be more money than i'm even making there we go i would have like 1500 i'd have at least a thousand dollars right now upgrade the punches although wait they want to extend the time extended time it's the scratch ticking vod watchers the stream ends in 10. it does not end in 10 minutes okay don't you go and grow up yet no remember if you could do a voice for a cartoon what would you do oh probably auto i feel like otto would be a fun voice to do for a cartoon all right 70 bucks 80 bucks that's really good you're smoking here that guy didn't even do anything but i knew i mean he was he was creepily walking into the store right i mean that's not illegal but it was it was a little odd i mean i got whatever you know what i mean oh my god i have a lot of what's wrong with this guy's head wait did i punch this guy's neck backwards i'll re-break it go to chiropractor all right now money's absolutely rolling in now no gambling at all till at least 8 p.m pacific you understand eight o'clock pacific i'm not gambling ascent till at least then i need to okay i need to warm it up a little bit in here it's a little cold put the prices up a little bit here we go all right i'm confident now i'm good what's what do i need what do i actually maybe the uh yeah what are you what can i do for you what do you want what do you want that's weird i think it smells in here does it oh my goodness it stinks in here i have no cans empty what does it smell like in here i have to go buy a stink remover whatever it is buy some bitcoin miners crash under the computer that's fine oops oh it's because it's an old pc is that why this thing keeps doing this just give me a second man the the fucking place is on fire okay still good [Music] i'm ready sell the empty um extinguisher and buy a new one you're almost done all right all right you know everybody just go home go home go go go get out here go home take it oh my god all right electricity off everybody out i'm going to sell the extinguisher there's no electricity so nobody who's gonna even go in there nobody cares what can i sell this for that's not bad can i buy one how much are they all right i definitely want to take the whole place can't burn down that'd be awful what about spray can yeah okay it's time to go to bed is the place closed nobody can even do anything anyways just close it up save the game close this up over here right yeah can i call you nope and to the stream voice he hates streaming let me get that out of your head real quick look at me see that's not the end of the stream voice i just haven't saved the game in like an hour and a half so let me out is the city getting more populated i feel like there's more people here now what what happened okay okay they're okay right right it smells it smells all right let me buy another can of spray clean the place up and then i'm gonna buy an arcade machine and then we're gonna make a ton of money i promise 15 bucks all right good to go let's go tell the empty can leave me alone stop yeah i did okay there's a new quest as well um let me go see what that is hey friend i heard that electricity is constantly turning off these bastards are deliberately closing the electricity to take bribes if you give me 200 i'll bribe those punks for you and they won't turn off the electricity ever again i don't really care at this point it takes two seconds to turn it back on but that's not worth two hundred dollars now do it for the quest i'll do it once i get an arcade machine which let's take a look how much are those oh it's up by five percent all right just hold on arcade machine there we go that's not expensive that's it 325 i got that right now all right i got it why not i'll do that's cheap all right where's that empty spray ken no more bad reviews and then i'll do the perks that almost took a whole imagine spraying an entire can of febreze in your house that would be awful it'd be worse than it's smelling bad more customers coming to the cafe let's do that [Music] customers are greeted with a pleasant conversation and may ask for extra time or punch two yeah [Music] you're much better at handling the baseball bat because of your background baseball bats can break more easily i don't know if i want that i'll take this though [Music] all right please don't should i put this in the corner i set a price for this people get to that i hope how much is that computers uh orders computers requests where is it this thing is really janky yeah how do i just does it just work it's just auto pay okay cool very very nice that's better these are spongebob bubbles they kind of look like it don't they i need a new bat too yeah i'm out of bats okay open 20 bucks should come back pretty quickly let me i gotta run get it back we'll get quick wait i don't have money never mind never mind come on the arcade machine is facing the wrong way what no it isn't it just looks like shit that's why you think that it's 30 to use the arcade machine why did i buy any of this other crap what was the point of me buying any of this i could have bought just three or four arcade machines and just let them just roll it takes two seconds it pays better the more expensive the arcade machine is i'm gonna get another one is it true that you draw on your eyebrows um i'll neither confirm no deny that statement viruses i'm just gonna pay for the monthly uh daily virus service thing i think it's worth it can i get a i said this earlier but is there a barrel can i get a barrel what are your thoughts on the earth's core we have no idea what it looks like we made up everything that we think is in the earth's core [Music] don't all run as one person help help protect your king protect your king protect your king okay no please why i need to hit you with the head i can't even fight you though even i've got level two fist powers and i can't even do anything about it let me get you oh my god that guy that guy was about to walk away with a hundred 170 worth of game time that guy slept here overnight that was a hotel room okay don't leave without paying i'm gonna say it once wait you didn't okay they're good 300 bucks there's an entire upgrade menu that you're ignoring this one here don't leave without paying it's so annoying i i clicked request on that guy look no it's in the apps really employ data so we can find employees all right great program that allows you to use the computer more professionally minor device and then spotify okay well we'll do this now that guy didn't pay either i'm not gonna hit you okay [Applause] everyone's fucking i don't want to spend i got to hire a bouncer immediately what oh don't ignore the people punching me in the face though yep thanks for the thanks the search i appreciate it yeah forget about the people that are attacking me request coming in was it yes i know i know i know i know let me guess you're not gonna pay shocker it's so dirty in here [Music] the arcade pays immediately that's why i'm wondering am i why do i even have any of these consoles or computers or anything what's the point they get the arcade cabinet's not going to get a virus and people aren't going to walk away without paying they have to already have paid i just sell them and just line the wall with cabinets i'm painted no you need variety okay money will start to actually really roll in here soon i'll be good where's all this trash that i don't see i don't want to fight you but i i will if i have to well i don't know that i might i don't know what that guy's doing you're not gonna walk away with 77 i'm sorry just max out the prices one people just leave all right 625 i got some new apps employees you can protect your shop from all kinds of attacks neutralize your enemies with a very fast reaction is this 300 for a day five day three what's that mean i feel like i'm reading like the months of the year and stuff like eu what does this mean oh bouncer nightmare of thieves and non-paying customers 260 every three days all right where is he oh nice all right so he beats people up for me that's awesome i don't have to worry about it what else can i do a mascot uh sure is this stupid where's the mascot they are now everybody come on in come one come all and here i just paid 200 ex the quest line's gonna go and my electricity will never turn off that leaves me with a grand total of fifteen dollars oh my god he stole the tv oh my god get up get up oh my god that roundhouse kick was insane uh that guy was worth it that was definitely worth it without a doubt right to the back of the head too wow all right cool this doesn't doesn't seem to be working how does it smell smell good we're good thing was 600 plus dollars that would be so sad if i didn't see that come on in in the meantime what are the other apps all right i hired some employees what's this minor average mining power cannot be reached you cannot be included in the network average mining power i don't have enough power okay clean the chair probably radiates i don't think i can clean the chair so if they leave without paying they get a roundhouse kick from that guy in the head he's worth it oh request okay get rid of the panda did you pay i don't think so oh no no he did the uh arcade cabinet yep yep i can't clean this it's just dirty did you get some more games all right how much money after i get paid another one or two times he's quick too all right i like this guy that's a good idea putting this near the door so i don't panic every time so if i put it near the door then i will see them play and then they'll leave and i won't freak out about it i'm into that yeah because see when i see somebody run out it freaks me out put it over here come on all right is it weird that i'm just gonna start hitting them in the head when i see them with bats i they just they come in and do this like what am i supposed to do [Music] i need to have a bat just sitting right next to my desk all right clean up we're still open there's still an arcade machine that works guards will take care of them all right get this over here okay okay put the table back maybe i should get a new lcd although that thing was pretty good when i got it though remember i got a decent one right okay this keyboard over here okay pain in the ass pain in the behind sorry i'm reading something okay upgrade the building i don't you think i have money to upgrade the building i have 400 to my name my cafe okay a fun place that's good but i have 335 can you do no swears for 30 minutes i could try it's possible i could try it my cafe upgrade page new room a kitchen okay for a new room i need 800 bucks kitchen is 1400 that's not that bad actually old speakers oh tip box i'm getting it we got a lot of customers now are we good what if i can't afford get out of the way okay i gotta move this i can't i actually cannot leave right here is good okay right there the desk in the back this feels really really high rotate your disc to aim towards the front oh i see you mean so move to actually put the desk in a better spot okay i don't think i can move this desk i can't this desk is permanently here it doesn't smell it's fine [Music] it's a little dirty but it doesn't good work excellent job that guy would have got away with it too all right cleaning up got 185 how much people tip usually is it more than a few dollars no it stinks it's not dirty what do you it doesn't oh shit okay make sure you tip thanks let's go bingo more money more money more money more money more money more money [Music] greedy no i i'm keeping my prices fair somebody was saying dude jack your prices up like crazy put it like a very expensive i want repeat customers i want good reviews you're gonna owe about 500 in a couple minutes i am hope i have it i can run away right but high prices make people think it's worth more that's actually like not is that like a crazy that's i don't know that's so weird but i think i'm like i'm gonna do it i can't change the price i have to complete the setup first oh it's cause somebody's using it right now people buy iphones i don't even know why they still have an iphone every year i don't get it i mean i do but i don't at the same time you know i had the same exact theory about the same opinion on like the fact that they turned iphones into like madden games i don't know all these companies have started releasing a something every year that's the same thing like every two years we have to have this release it's like why is the world all following the madden formula all right this is looking good i'm thinking of buying another um did i get another arcade cabinet or should i buy another room i feel like i don't need another room right now i feel like i don't want another room i won't see more people stealing stuff i'm gonna stay small for now oh you're done did somebody else run out you know what really solidified this to my brain wwe the wrestling games they turned it into a yearly madden game and my eyes were opened because that is the exact moment when those games started to be coming dog shit my eyes just i was like i came out of the matrix and i was like holy shit very good no gambling i told you i wasn't gonna do it the new one had more time yeah i i really hope that they learned and you know what i i have said nothing nice and nothing good at all about the recent wwe games or like what i think about the development of those games i have said nothing nice it's all been bad all of it i will be happy if they actually took the couple three years here to make the new one and it's good if it's not good if it's just as kind of bad and broken and shitty and backwards as the other ones i don't even think i'm going to get it i don't think i'm going to play it i don't think i don't think it's going to happen it's been over 30 minutes it has your right let's gamble no i'm kidding they've been yearly since 2000 no no i don't think so well here's the thing a bunch of companies used to make about about these games i don't know what happened and this pisses me off too there was a time back before like 2008 2010 when more than one fucking company could make a video game based on a license right what happened was yeah there'd be a wwe game or wwf game every year because like there would be three or four companies making these games they'd be like three or four different studios making a wwf game it would be three or four different football games three or four different baseball games and now all these companies just have mega licenses that have lasted for the last 15 plus years that they're just the only person that makes the game and nobody else can i was a big baseball fan back in the day baseball game fan i remember mvp baseball was awesome and then when they got the license taken away and they could never make a game like that ever again they just said fuck it we're never making a baseball game ever again and their games were so good the mvp baseball games were the best baseball games no one comes close nobody comes even no one comes close and they never will and they lost the license because of all the well we're going to get the exclusive baseball license to make a bunch of shitty baseball games in a row and what's that that's weird um it was 2k right because it was it was the 2k baseball franchise because ea bro wait a minute hold on there's a fire everybody hold on it was a licensed war right well you guys are gonna do the exclusive rights to football we're gonna do the exclusive rights to baseball why is everything on fire get don't sit down i'm not done doing this yet is this still burning what's what's burning something's still on fire what is it i get it okay okay so ea gets the exclusive licensing rights to madden like forever right and then 2k goes oh yeah we're gonna get exclusive rights to baseball and then make just like five terrible baseball games in a row i was so mad when that happened i was it was it was inconsolable mlb the show is great though yeah i know i know the show is good one explainer andy laughs that emo i he's laughing at tick tocks again i got tick tocks up on the other monitor i'm just laughing about them is it dirty it is all right is it time to expand and turn into an arcade is it arcade time you made a comment about apples yesterday and said you didn't like honey crisp um thank you good work it's not that i don't like honey crisp i just i don't i wouldn't buy them at the grocery store i can't afford this yet um maybe i'll buy another arcade cabinet what about um i think it's not look so ugly these are kind of cool i like this one let's do this oh he's about to nice he's going after somebody [Laughter] how come you don't just go back to the old wwe games but because that's a very specific question and i have a very specific answer the old wwe games are so slow so slow it takes sometimes 10 to 20 30 plus seconds once you have too many layers on a wrestler like a creator wrestler to load even moving an inch to the left some asset it's on playstation 3 xbox 360 and all that shit so it just it's on such old hardware that it just can't do it it can't run i could technically do it but it's just i thought he was running the walls i got new paint and now it doesn't look like um we're inside of a public bathroom you're a millionaire hire somebody to make a wrestling game for you i think you severely underestimate how much it costs to make a 3d video game no no no no no sit down i'm just sitting on money said no money that's it he gotta do the console oh shit it's okay sir i'll take care of that wow absolutely ridiculous that that happened here's two free coke two free coupons to our go-kart track god damn it get uh hire somebody i don't want to hire too many people before i blow all my money how can we get a polar bear fortnite dancing well actually he's bringing in a lot of people way more people are coming here than more before i'm getting another arcade cabinet one of the nicer ones what's a good one defender let's get defender yeah that's a three-star arcade machine nice all right get a trash can is that the problem is that why i've just been permanently just being just sweep andy i broke that guy's neck an hour ago and it's still messed up oh yeah um hold on right here is that actually what happened wait guys hello thank you oh thanks for the tip just get it right we get a raid who read it oh we did thank you for the raid welcome sock pen playing internet cafe simulation expense business uh simulator welcome everybody how the are you what do i have saved here whoa man what's this on the front page i just saw that it was on the go xlr i didn't know what it was how much is this one 50 bucks maybe let's get another one do i do wait i have to be able to pay these guys [Music] i try to pay should i pay when do these guys actually get paid when does that happen you read us an analog clock real quick yeah sure 8 19. got it there you go when you hire them they only last so oh okay so i already paid for them okay i get it makes sense makes sense no no i was just i was trying to click it right now you didn't even need to do that to that guy well we had it was a complete misunderstanding i just had to literally just go hey i'm i'm i've just come here the room stinks the room does smell but all right i got people working here i'm gonna go i'm gonna go buy a smell thingy i'll be fine i think he only has three uh trump's just doing push-ups over there all right we're fine trash can right right right right yes yes yes this is okay i'm paying for this every day what about the floor yeah i'll okay i need to get a trash can and then i'm gonna make the floor a different color okay floor nice okay there so i need what about an air conditioner how much does this stuff cost what's an air conditioner people keep complaining about the heat and stuff people say wait can i get a heater or how does this work is it did the air conditioner help because they're like oh it's so cold in here does this do it i don't i don't see a heater trash can first yeah yeah yeah yeah yep keyboards lambs lamps house pad paintings desks tvs where is it it works for both all right i'm gonna get it i don't think there is a trash can i don't see one is it like a service it's the cleaner oh wait i got mail one of our securities neutralize a thief why are you even he's standing right next to me all right so let me buy this first so if i go to like the employment cleaner 600 bucks that's so much that's only for every three days no that's not worth it maybe it is maybe it is i don't want anybody to steal that there it is so just matter where i put this put it like right up here press f to direct to adjust air conditioner temperature should i do auto the air temperature adjusted automatically yeah okay that's better this is empty i'm going to throw all the empties over in the corner and everything i can use on the desk why is it so cold in here didn't i just get this well what are you doing oh shit am i hitting it i need another one of these now and maybe even another pc this girl has been here for days she really has she you're right she actually has been here for two i mean i can't what is she doing why she has just been squaring up for a week what's going on okay i was just checking to see if she's squaring me up or if you're squaring up the bouncer what do you want what's the problem need a mascot back oh you're right hold on let me clean right let me get cleaned up all right that's clean clean enough i do it the mascot's right here stop him stop him stop this guy stop this guy no all right i'm sorry there was a criminal in here where's the oh he stole the computer out of the underneath where the guy was sitting i'm still not gonna buy that that's not worth it the floor the floor of the floor uh wait somebody wants to ask god's bringing in too many people i can't even do it fire extinguisher wait i'm getting overwhelmed hold on i'm getting overwhelmed don't overwhelm me we're doing research like the length of your arm from your fingertip to your shoulder all right um how do what how the fuck am i gonna measure that i don't know one foot like two maybe like three feet you said from my shoulder to my fingertip i'm not three feet i have no idea uh floor right floor floor floor oh smokey what a fucking idiot i shouldn't have i should have waited at least a second that looks worse than the other one how is that different this looks worse i would love to take your money call this one the orangutang i watching porn yeah the people watch porn in here all the time there's nothing i can't really do much about it if i'm honest hey dude did you find those arcade machines in the river no speaking of arcade machines i'm gonna go for another one they're just really really bananas bananas bananas strawberries oh yes all right we're good one more peaches bananas strawberries okay i'm done that's it i got requests get on here check on your dogecoin good idea where is it oh right here crypto how many do i have how many do i have i want to sell five no whatever there's no oh fire extinguisher yeah i said before eight it's 8 30 right now i i went well past that i got the bouncer i thought i thought he was just had enough for her once and for all it was just gonna drop her you got mcdonald's colors in your shop you can't i um speaking of mcdonald's what speaking of mcdonald's i've updated my mcdonald's order uh one one of my mods said he got my old mcdonald's order and he said he like had diarrhea i was like man what are you what are you talking about like that that's a sh that yeah you're not you're eating all the shareables what are you talking about those of you that don't know i have a crazy mcdonald's order where it's like three sandwiches like nuggets and the whole point is it's a some of those items are to be shared and he said he said he like was like diarrhea or something so i was like all right let me update the order for you my new mcdonald's order that i get almost every time now is two double cheeseburgers 10 piece nugget and a powerade and those are not necessarily to be shared sometimes they are that's a lot of money he's like dude i ate that mcdonald's order you were talking about man it took me a lo i struggled to get through and i'm like wait you ate the whole thing by yourself what about the shareables he's like shareables what are you talking about no you i always order it a 10 piece nugget and maybe like an extra burger or so just for anybody that wants it just because i like when i don't know i don't know i know i come if i go to eat and people are like happy and like eating and stuff it's like oh yeah i got like a 10 piece nugget did anybody have one if you want them because nobody wants to order nuggets right the 10-piece nugget meal and even like a five-piece nugget with a drink never seems like enough so i take that away from the person i make it so they don't have to make that decision so oh dude i really would love nuggets they're they're available man they're just here in my opinion in my uh experience most people don't want to just have nuggets and fries like a five-piece nugget is an add-on to a lot of people's meals so i'm like let me take that out of your hands i got it how much money we have all right hell yeah i think it's time for another arcade cabinet last arcade cabinet this final one after this cabinet comes in uh i'm gonna just coast until i can buy the room upgrade what's the best one here this one of these is good maybe this one we have to have variety right i'll get this one and i'll buy another steam game maybe like the shrek one all right let's coast nice check your portfolio balancing crypto okay portfolio dogecoin all right how many do i have 15. sell nice i made four dollars actually i made like 30 cents the trash can there's no such thing as a trash can in this game this is actually the last thing i can probably do before i upgrade the building i'm running out of room this is straight up 90 yeah this is 90 bucks i'd say every pretty much every hour we got 90 bucks here in the arcade cabinets the next thing i promise the next thing i do will be uh a cleaning upgrade update the floor i already did it's a different floor just looks like shit i'm sorry holy shit i haven't saved the game in a long time you're right you are right if it's the same floor then why did it cost 200 to put down here where's the versus dirt don't get scared uh he ran off xqcl okay i'm sorry that there was a guy that ran in here the arcade machine is nice and clean ready for you maybe i should get a better pc now no stick to the plane oh god uh customers running away without paying is reduced they may ask for extra time what else we got you're known around because of your old history and thieves don't come to your shop much stamina what else do we have let me see if it's all the way down i don't really care that much about this stamina boxing i don't know i have the bouncer body what's all the way at least don't suspect you and i all the physical stuff aren't what i care about what the fuck put it down put it down put it down put it down put it down extinguisher hey nice all right um i think i'm going to keep doing the cafe stuff that feels like the best idea this one extra time tip box people leave more money in the tip box oh yeah nice looks good stop rushing i do need to say all right so i gotta close close up the shop i've seen people wishing for a crash yeah we're officially closed save the game out of context i can't i don't want to alt-tab right now but on the other context twitter it's something funny all right get him we're closed i don't even think about it close it up now how do i tell him to go home will he just stay and protect this place most people have said your store is the same as it was hours ago you're better than this uh i i think it's changed pretty drastically i've got three arcade cabinets i'm about to do a second floor or second um a second room that's the next thing we're doing okay yeah yeah i tried to punch the panda in the face yeah i did yeah yeah yeah go back and finish the job i'm good priority is to get a new room we're gonna have an arcade cabinet room besides the arcade cabinet room there's gonna be a console room or like the yeah we're gonna step we're gonna split it up i got a plan don't worry at least i hope i do you can go to the club now i can go to the club you're right is it tos is there are slot machines in there oh nice all right time to get a second room okay um did i do no i'm gonna i'll do this first i have enough to buy it i got 900 bucks my cafe new roma i officially have a new room is it just here it's just it's made them this made it longer um well i guess i'll put these back here all right we're closed these two are going in the back that's the easiest way to do it hey they should be able to fit back to back right i'm gonna put this up here right in the middle adjust please get a new chair yeah i have this i do have this plastic lawn chair you're right i'll do that in a second too i'll take you that's much better uh there we go like that wait is it the wrong way nope it's a huge improvement it really is but just it took me so long to be able to comfortably pay 800 and maybe some if you if you're new to the channel um one of the things you have to kind of keep in mind is if uh if if it takes an hour to do something in a game you need to add in brackets like two hours so it takes three hours i get two i get so distracted i'm like the most distractible person probably in the world uh let's get another chair and let's get two more chairs so we'll we'll just have these do those that's i got enough money right i think no i don't i don't have any money i'll do it later bombs am i ever going to see a return on this ever that's a huge improvement though it really is wait what did you say xqc spent two full hours gambling until he had zero without ever setting up his cafe then he quit the game my streamer [Laughter] all right let's go clean up i gotta buy a different mouse this just looks like a bar of dirty soap that's good i need a second chair this is ugly it needs to be changed how much it's like right here like along this wall this game is fun [Music] like that uh what's wrong uh why can't i put this here too far hmm i need a lamp i mean the light the light the light oh oh all right okay there how come you're creating an arcade in a crack then i don't know because it's fun okay i think i'm ready to open the place i have enough we can just coast for a little bit i only i don't have any money electricity needs to be it's on right yep all right back in business let's go this is kind of nice look at three or four more arcade cabinets down here upgrade maybe get a kitchen eventually here in the next like half hour probably get a new floor it's clean it smells good in here i think it does is empty no it's more light so it looks bigger what do these other let me see what they look like i haven't paid my bills in like a month i don't know we're fine audio i don't know i don't know what do you mean we're fine we get you 40 to your name right now but i have a income stream here that's about to probably get pretty good wait new quest dude there's a big fight can you bring me three baseball bats okay i mean i was gonna buy them is that okay thanks okay do i have enough to buy three bets because i'll probably get some money from this uh it's 44 8 okay one more person leaving a knife should be good to go me say read the reviews oh good idea me okay what do i want to do here what was i going to do trash can is in the cafe upgrades was it really kitchen toilet upstairs upstairs i don't see anything hot dog cart sliding doors speakers regular alarm pos device [Music] it's a shit device i don't where is it oh i need to read my reviews all right let's read the reviews a great place to experience the life of eskimos it's so cold i ran away immediately don't i have it on the auto temperature why is it doing that oh it's so cold in here it's like the eskimos except for the times when it's a fire every 10 minutes did you just write that review is it you that wrote that isn't this on auto how what what temperature do you want it there's the tip one more time right okay buy a backpack when you can afford it you can store items in your bag oh that's so much better that's like a hundred thousand times better my dog vomited when i turned on your stream hopefully okay in the private measure i know a better place their games are the last quality however they don't open computers oh shit like shit i need new pcs or something i don't know a new computer how much is a decent pc computers or are they thank you what about vr should i have a vr room oh it's cases right okay fast computer how about okay what about this one this is a decent computer let's get it i'll sell the other one right now buy more cs go cases i was a big fan of this game too are you watching i used to watch this channel i really hate to do this to you but what can i get for this computer hundred dollars wait i need something else for me don't i do i i'm one of these cool no that's way too expensive crazy oh that's right um where is let me track him down i need to be here for this because this is a delivery i'll just store them in here all right that's much better better computer better reviews there we go all right you can play better games i'll buy a new game now too let's get um let's see what should i get helmet boy is this is this a porn game okay i mean the porn stuff is popular i'm not gonna deny the i mean look at how many people have come in and just started watching porn if i get a porn game i think they're gonna play it a lot that's so weird it's not no it's not weird it's business this is business hey better all right nice you turn the computer away so we don't just see the porn i'll tell you when it's coming just close your eyes okay how much money do i have what is the next cool upgrade we can do i can do a kitchen a bathroom is thirteen hundred upstairs is twenty four hundred probably a kitchen right that seems like the logical point of sale is self checkout that's not a bad idea laura for the love of god all right fine i'll get a new floor right now floor how about this one this one's blue this one's nice but this one this one's very neutral it's fine i like this one this one's very neutral i look so bad this is not blue why does it look like how come this all beat up looking do i have to clean it somehow would you have to what do i have to do why is this ugly okay okay okay new floor i spent 400 bucks on these floors no i could have bought another arcade cabinet um where you're on i swear to god these are about how cold it is please warm the inside i want to be warm how do i make it so it doesn't smell is it even turned on was it i don't was it not turned on confuse our leg shit all right i'm running out of how could it get so dirty auto does not work and it wasn't turned on so okay more arcade machines okay that was weird all right the next step is going to be should the next step be you want more time all right in the arcade machines i don't think i don't think i can clean them all right let's go please warm please warm use the mop i need nicer arcade machines please i'm begging you get a nicer trash where's my mop i need to get spray all right getting spray and i need another fire extinguisher your ac is not even on not that no that's on how hot should it be this doesn't do anything a sliding door maybe shortly you need a door for the ac to work are you kidding me what's the cheapest door i can get no it's in the other menu okay items it's twelve hundred dollars twelve hundred and sixty dollars for this [Music] what the fuck is going on why is it not on green means off no red means off green means go green means on green it's on red off [Music] ac and heater yeah they're the same thing [Music] 27 is way too hot that's 80 degrees oh shit how's that is that all right is that just blaring a heater non-stop up to 80 degrees you have it set and you have your just front door wide open oh smart scan completed all right now that i have a second here i'm going to give this bat to the guy and go get another one where is he is this guy right here what uh-huh isn't it you it's not you you need to hold three in the backpack okay so i need the backpack right we good i got almost a thousand bucks i got the employee app maybe yeah let's try that all right please guard cleaner i could do cleaner but i'm finally broke a thousand dollars the first time i'm so glad they can't do they just get just stomped when they come in when they go out i don't have to do anything it's awesome i don't have to worry about it i like cold places didn't bother me a little cold it's a little cold inside how is that i don't if you sleep the ac will work the ac is bugged okay is that what i mean it's that's like hot oh shit that just freaked i had no idea what that thing was cool all right all right i'm gonna save it after these people are gone i'm gonna close it up and save priority tomorrow in the game is to get uh point of sale you know how hot 27 celsius is no i go by fahrenheit shit i missed it or i got the trash going oh i need a door and a point of sale we just got punched i don't know i'm going to bed goodnight thanks for the stream see you next time hey see you next time 27 is warm come on all right uh should i gamble for a minute just for a minute not this not the slot machine i'm talking like uh cs go skin i'm doing it oh it's what where i would have regular knife one more that's it i'm not doing it again i promise i'm doing that i got my money back doing one more time all right i'm done not doing it again okay speakers i have a huge money stream i'm fine yeah all right everybody out i'm closed thanks for coming i appreciate the business and everything but that's it this thing is bugged thank you have a great day appreciate it have a wonderful rest of your evening doors closed okay save the game i'm going to come back this somebody's always bugged somebody in there i need to buy speakers yeah i'll get speakers slots can actually get you a bonus that's worth several thousand dollars it's actually not bad to do it yeah you gotta hit it though you actually have to hit it [Music] save and then gamble no i got a plan i we talked about it already i already know what i want oh just gamble on fruit slots with a really low bet and just do it a bunch because the bonus can pay a lot you have a tuber voice right now you all right what you just did is you just told you just did the manual breathing thing to me okay dude you're manually breathing and she's like god damn it am i shit by gambling upgrades you just did that to 18 000 people no well i'm just saying saying that to me is the equivalent of the manual breathing thing i think you guys had it wrong cause listen i can hear air coming out i think this is on see that's on yeah it's definitely on okay let's do this now 400 bucks i do anything else in the meantime i'm not doing that again i forget about the chairs yeah i'll get some chairs i think i i don't know what this is but maybe i'll get it check with the thermometer yeah where's the thermometer it's finally on from 15 to 17 celsius finally damn speakers how much are they or 90. i'll probably get it in a minute i could do some claw machine as well oh this guy can i give it to him one sec get out of the fucking way where is he there i hand this in yeah you're right i gotta be able to carry three oh activate them 62 degrees is freezing is that what 17 is okay i do need a spray can before he smells in here yeah it definitely stinks in here 17 is not freezing no here yeah freezing is zero one let's stop thank you uh yeah thank you how much is a backpack do 21 or 22 okay i'll do 22. i like it a little warm okay activate this guy's computer and then go get a backpack i turn it off okay i see these this one star up there can you get more than one star but it did can you get like a chase by the police and everything i keep seeing one star all right backpack 4.75 i don't have that much money i get this one all right build i'm what am i doing build what do i put this oh okay very cool i do anything else in the cafe list probably this one mean i might as well just buy it right how do i get one more point i just punched somebody didn't get a point what's the point if you have a bouncer that's a good that's true exactly see what's the point what's the very very end of like the cafe list your knowledge of mining equipment has increased you can now buy more mining devices and then sometimes in the casino you have the possibility of getting back the bet you lost that's actually huge i'll get this one i can i get extra luck and gambling are you serious i need the point yeah i'll get that's true but i just bought the backpack so what has more priority door or um point of sale i'm gonna say point of sale is door really that much more important i have a bouncer yeah point of sale is way more important the bouncer is just roundhouse kicking people in the fucking head and we're good i think we're good i think we're good the only thing i have to worry about is the um is the people that run it and just they throw like an explosion in here yeah get the p get yeah i'm getting pony sail so i cuz i'm so bad and so adhd about actually um taking money from people and stuff so oh hmm okay that's uh should be good how do i use this what can i do this with fun place i like cold places i like it cold even the owner of this place is he open yeah whatever it's cold it's cold it's cold it's cold it's cold nothing i do about it it's for the bitcoin stuff oh see i need the point of sale so bad he's gonna get kicked in the head and that's not even his fault door idiot i'm going to try i have to pick a the door is 1200. i'm getting point of sale right now where is it insufficient why what i thought i just had enough i want to see if i'll get you more money yeah i keep missing it well maybe i will just stay for the door i think door friends i think are out uh outvoting the uh piece of shit friends you play nancy drew ever again no okay i'm not gonna say i'm gonna deny ever playing nancy drew ever again why wouldn't i i think it's pretty fun what do you say is it unreasonable to make my mayo have a little bit of crunch nah man whatever people dip their french fries in mail that's an english thing right almost there almost time for the door nasty really my point of sale i don't i'm not even collecting people's money my point of sale is the bottom of my bouncer's shoe i feel like that's that's kind of fucked up i feel like crunchy mayo actually would be kind of good okay this crunchy peanut butter what if there was crunchy mayo how would that even work is that disgusting is that too far that's yeah that's a little gross you're right it's eggshells oh what the fuck you want more time now you're good i could go for an egg salad sandwich right now i've been live for five hours i have not even been paying that much attention to that a fresh egg salad sandwich is is up there pretty high with everything else spicy meal is good yeah will you hurry up and get off the computer and see again now she's gonna get kicked people's reviews they would start to write this hey make sure you give the guy the counter a little bit more time because he if you don't if you leave without paying because he won't take your money you get your ass kicked outside almost there i'll have it tomorrow or just like leave it on the table i don't know leave the money on the table all right save the game close up i'll be able to get a door tomorrow hooray wow twelve hundred dollars for a fucking door good night defender good night galaga good night game box good night playstation one i'm sorry good night bouncer good night piggy yes say goodnight to the panda oh i did didn't i [Music] good night oh dora's number one priority i really shouldn't even got the backpack that was 500 bucks that i didn't need to spend let's do haha that was a cool relatable streamer yeah i know i know it wasn't very good you can complete the bat quest with the backpack can i though i guess i could hold one in my hand and then two wait let me do that now then oh i can you're right all right no i'm corrected you're right all right one more bat right over here somewhere nice all right i get money for this that'd be great because then i can put the door in immediately and i'm sorry but i don't have money to give you right now but don't worry i'll make it up dude there's an internet cafe owner in the city who doesn't listen to my word everyone in this city listens to my word what i'm asking you to do is place this bugging device under his desk it's located on the second floor of the building where you live place the bug behind the rival internet cafe table huh wait it's where i live there's a rival internet cafe i'm gonna need one of these so this is what this is what the second floor is then okay okay can we play vr chat together i want to show you my spongebob avatar um i don't really i don't really do vr too much one hour for free let's see all right this is your little uh oh nice where'd you get those computers from hey there's those the computers they still use the bank by the way hi germa 985 here i run a different uh operating business down the street how are you did i miss her can i not smash it up i don't think i can oh wait you got all this over here hey i bugged it his floor sucks way worse than mine why are you guys talking so much shit where's that guy [Music] there you are 400 bucks hell yeah that was worth it it's time for a door let's go you can play monster hunter rise no i don't think so i played a shitload of monster hunter world and i finished the game i beat the game and i kind of did a little bit of the extra stuff and kind of kept going but i got my fellow monster uh most honor it was fun what's the best ipad game oh the room series and if you've never played it before let me just you got so much to work with they have like five games in the series and they're all so much fun it's just like a relaxing tinkering puzzle game get the room get the whole series that's by far the best ipad game just to play in bed for sure all right door automatic sliding door it's glorious looking finally nice why did this fall i'll do 20 22. what about the outer wilds dlc um probably not why would this even light on fire no one's even using it an outer wilds was fun but oh no this is a disaster thank god i had just enough i gotta go now and get another one out of wilds was a fun game but the problem with it was i've heard the dlc is really not necessarily confusing but very specific and it could take a lot of time i i probably don't think i'll be into it that game was really cool though i'm just not sure i'd be able to do the dlc very well it's very cryptic yeah we don't do high functioning brain games on this stream very often i'm just so distractible i'm so all over the place all right that's another one of these okay next step is the point of sale and then after that is the kitchen check the temperature yeah good idea play it off stream yeah i probably will a little warm honey oh right ceiling not a bad idea i don't have enough money for it all right let's get open all right seems pretty good chair is actually no no chair you're right i need a chair is the roomba trapped over here you just opened at 6 00 p.m yeah it's a night place we it's people that can come here and hang out and have drinks and shit come on in the meantime i'm definitely going to play some of these little casino games all right games which is my favorite one i liked this one i like the claw machine let me turn this shit on first one anybody else at what but it's a work in progress we'll get more soon just make sure these people are happy okay seem to be happy let's go right down the middle give me all that shit nice right here somebody said this one is actually free money is blackjack hold on get out come on is there blackjack where is blackjack in the club what what really all right i'm gonna i'm gonna cash this out after today i'll go play it [Music] all right cash this up i know you i gotta get that point of sale man you're gonna get you you're about to get like your head punched in that's so bad and whatever who's playing the fucking piano that's not coming from me you need to upgrade the gambling that's yeah i'll have it by the time i go to the club maybe not no i won't can you buy a hookah um that's a good question i don't know 500 bucks i want at least 500 bucks for the casino all right i caved [Music] kind of sounds like a i just keep falling freestyle i have nothing to freeze i have nothing to rap about i can't it's so stinky in here i'll take care of it all right wait i think i pay you know that's a i wish i could buy an automatic air freshener that'd be great we gotta change songs like no [Music] this kind of reminds me of every song on tick tock so then no awful this pickup i'm gonna leave it on a little warm in here this one's kind of scary yeah oh nice a seven dollar tip nice thanks man 70 cents that was seven bucks i need more pcs well i keep buying all this stuff instead of upgrading i bought a door i bought a floor a ceiling i spent like three grand instead of buying new i gotta buy new stuff go to the club all right let's go to the club why not let's go for it i'm curious that's a perfect amount of payment i'm taking that right to the club let's close up for the night it's 7 a.m oh man i really want to go to the club all right nice we got in here oh what i can't interact with that guy that's bad dancing although is that really any different than what they're doing right now all right what can i do oh schloss machine wait 100 i didn't want to put a hundred dollars in here what i didn't want to do that okay how much money we have left i got a drink going to the back room i just held q to try to peek around the corner because i was scared what is this let me get up there with you man i can't i'm not sure how many people go into like a nightclub strip club and they do the twist that's uh um that's kind of a little old-school everybody's doing it is it in is it back in or something i don't get it all right another hundred dollars right here done what was that rigged bullshit [Music] kevin what what all right let's go hey your boss sucks oh there's 500 i can't get back like i want to send you home you've been working so hard i just like send i send you back home with a bonus or something you've been doing so much work you know i have no electricity the reason why i keep punching every single one of these these guys is because they keep like bombing the cafe so i i just i am it's punch on site that's the way it is there was blackjack in there where was it i didn't see it anywhere these goldilocks motherfuckers i swear to god how hot is it what wait why is it so hot over here it's the pcs and the ac on it is on you're cooking them alive you need two acs oh of course i do i can't really take this anymore how do i turn it off [Music] okay i don't want to hear the music anymore no oh they like it here turn on the ac uh half of us think the ac is off and half of us think the ac is on which one is it um listen listen closely ready you hear the uh it's on holy shit i'm so glad i missed i did not mean to do that wait i mean i should have done that like i tried to pay with a okay they tried okay okay schrodinger is an air conditioner she's playing a great place hey thanks for the review appreciate it need a chef yeah kitchen's next priority which it's 1400 it's 1400 for a kitchen 1300 for a toilet i'm gonna go for it with let's do 1400 or a kitchen click on auto and see what color it turns oh would you look at that now all the naysayers and all the people half of them just rage quit the stream they were just pissed that they would they were wrong and they just rage quit how do you pronounce worcestershire sauce like that or arcade machines yup you know what fuck it let's get one right now i mean screw it another one of these guys yeah yeah let's double it up you get more money piece of shit idiot point of sale all right can you explain how an investment account works please i'm i'm not a financial advisor i don't know i'll put this one just right next to it maybe right here so it kind of cleans it up a little nice it puts add some more risk to my roth ira i don't know that's a conversation for you and your advisor not for me i have no idea [Music] diet um i don't know beer cheese [Music] people actually started like this place [Music] and sell that mop that's right oh yeah when are you gonna play q before i don't know maybe i'll play q before when the gamecube physical copy is not like 500 bucks but you're a millionaire this thing's not even worth anything i can't even sell this why would you want to sell them up you said that about pay for mario yeah i did i did say that about paper mario i did say that about paper mario but then i realized that paper mario is like 50 hours long go mop up in blackjack i could try do you want to go try to mop up in blackjack all right where is it i didn't see it in the club where was it how did you miss the table behind the bar i don't know i was running around i was doing this like stupid dance thing i'm gonna wait for these two guys to be on closed door it's behind the bar all right i'm going back today store closes after these people come in i do own the backpack yes what's the longest word you know um onomatopoeia thank you longest word i mean you can't really count no you can't i was going to say you can't count supercalifragilisticexpialidocious that's a fake word all right close up let's go play blackjack and i'm gonna let's see if i can get to a couple grand we are closed all right i got money i'm ready to play blackjack this is again it comes like a funny gambling joke hahaha no i actually like want to play it i like really do the hell is it i don't even know why i did that oh shit he's chasing me now he's still after me okay i'm i'm driving around the circle go where the hell oh it's over here i think i lost the guy all right what's up still chasing me right no okay all right blackjack behind the bar i didn't even see this room all right here we go nice gentlemen this is really intimidating this is kind of is a table you don't walk up to with a bunch of crumpled up 20s uh gentlemen how are we ten versus seven you uh you're already you're already fucking screwing me here 17 versus 20. it's over all right we're good that's pretty good again let's do it again blackjack 13 verse 7. hey give me give me a free card there it is see you later 100 bucks all right now we get cocky okay okay there it is eight verse we got fives we're gonna see if we can get a ten here that's bad that's okay take it again very good let's fucking go come on oh shit he's got blackjack under there danny that is absolute horseshit you all know it dealer gets blackjack on that hand not ever never never and you stand on 15. [Music] you stand on against a five like that i'm coming back bingo done it's all right blackjack oh fuck you fuck you fuck all of you not you guys these guys with suits on i got so screwed that's you all know it just give it a safe i got absolutely decimated that blackjack dealer blackjack such bullshit dealer shouldn't be allowed to get blackjack in this game ah that's so dumb give me a break no i'm not done 17 versus a 20. give me a break i can turn this around 13 or 7 get the free card there it is 20. all right climbing back let's go for a 50 here at nine bullshit we're gonna you're gonna you're gonna be 19 and it's gonna be draw great all right again do it again 16 stay against a five don't ever hit this that's exactly why i would have just taken that card and i would have busted do you get it 100 bucks oh please oh my god oh my god what is this table i mean they got shit-faced dylan of course he is right oh my god i just like angrily almost just like punched you i'll be back and i'm getting my revenge i'm gonna get my monetary revenge let me make that very clear to the three of you monetary revenge you're gonna come back and make money uh no i'm not gonna hurt anybody monetary revenge that thousand dollar bet that was a big that was a big bet too ugh anything other than 20. i had 18. if he had anything other than 21 of course the dealer hits blackjack on that hand it didn't happen any other time that sucks that's so annoying oh man it's the mafia city guy yeah i will be back there with another 500 bucks it's always a possibility that's why you don't go all in well you go all in every single time and you just win three hands and you never play ever again come on in you do a 500 hand you win 500 bucks you a thousand dollar hand you win a thousand bucks you do a two thousand dollar hand you win four thousand dollars you just you and then you get up and fucking leave and then you and then you start you then you go to like those machines that you can do literally one penny for the middle line and you just spin those for an hour and just drink booze you just you sit there for like four hours and do that [Music] all right we're good don't take this advice by the way no absolutely do not in fact get don't ever gamble unless it's like unless you just don't give a shit right gambling is always a lose scenario no matter what even if you win it's always a lose scenario gambling is entertainment and if it's treated like anything else it's not gonna happen if you are comfortable and you're in a financial position to go blow three or four hundred dollars at a casino okay right but if you go to a casino and you take a thousand bucks there or a hundred bucks 500 bucks and you're like man i can't wait to sit down and make two grand nope don't ever say that you are gonna lose every single time when you walk in the door pretend that your money just turned into monopoly money because it doesn't exist anymore you bring a certain amount of money into the casino that turns into monopoly money and that's it this is why i lost ten thousand dollars i i did not lose ten thousand dollars at a casino i always put a limit on how much you know we spent yeah exactly it can be fun just don't go overboard as long as you know exactly what you're willing to kind of play with and just hang out with i've had a lot of good times just kind of sitting around a blackjack table just doing you know playing five to ten thousand dollar hands you know what i mean i've never done i'm kidding fucking jesus christ please don't think that's serious i'm i'm actually kidding i'm not please i saw people sweating what do you want me to do yeah it's the best practice you can do is if you're going to spend if you're going to spend 100 50 wait he's trapped why is he trapped he's trying to go after somebody what happened why is he trapped who didn't just do that to just do this with animal a cat steal money out of the register what was that also play games that are slow too you don't want to don't play games that take a second roulette's fun because you can do really kind of low bets in roulette takes a while for it to happen and roulette is just throwing coins in the air and like who cares right need more of this [Music] blackjack is a bit blackjack is one of the best games with the least house edge and what the house edge means is that's every for it's a it's a percentage right and it's based on for every hundred dollars that comes into the casino a certain percentage is guaranteed to go back to the house stuff like blackjack only has i think like less than a 5 house edge slot machines have so anywhere between like a 10 to 24 or so house edge right so that just means that it's guaranteed that for every hundred dollars so for every dollar that comes in 24 cents is always going to be lost to the casino now that's over time right that's over a long period of time and over a year sure somebody could hit a million dollar jackpot but four million dollars came into the casino right over the course of a day or a week or a month or something you're always out to lose is what i'm saying like there the casino likes it when you win because that means you're going to play more and i'll tell you the itch hits you especially kick that guy in the head the itch hits you especially especially when if you go to a casino and you're with a bunch of friends and you're hanging out you're having a good time and you hit on a slot machine or something within the first 10 seconds that you get in there right you walk in oh this is great i guess i'll play this one and you've been there for 10 minutes and you hit like 150 on the machine like like holy shit this is fucking amazing this is awesome this is so much money right are you just going to leave are you all right that's it guys uh we plan we plan on having a night out for like at least the next four to six hours i'm gonna go home i'm going back to my hotel room no people stick around you hang out you stay you're not just gonna leave so you just have to make sure you pace yourself don't go crazy don't spend more than you want to lose but you're gonna play right as long as that's what you look people go to the casino and they don't have any intention of gambling they just watch their fucking idiot friends lose all their money right you can be that guy you can walk around with with the beer in your hand or like the glass of wine or the cocktail and just be like oh so hey how you doing oh you down 80 bucks oh this was eight bucks and i'm just gonna sip it for the next hour back to blackjack um what do you think i'm doing i'm building up a bankroll i'm gonna do a thousand dollar no i'm not i want to stop shilling for the casino suits i'm not chilling for a casino i'm telling you how it is oh the point of sale exactly good call all right now i can literally just leave you live in las vegas and you're not chilling for the casinos i mean i vegas is awesome i love it here i realistically if you wanna want me to be transparent with you here i realistically probably go to the casino i mean maybe maybe three four times a year it's usually when there's an event happening somebody's coming in a friend a group of friends right if a group of friends come in hey we're coming and we'll be in vegas for three or four days all right we're gonna go to like the cosmopolitan and hang out we're gonna go to the aria we're gonna go downtown right thanks i have a point of sale what happened what was that did she just not want to use it who keeps who what vandal keeps knocking this off fun place i feel like this is a chat message don't you the squid game person where please please play fruit slots i swear to god you'll make everything back and much more or ban me if you lose everything all right we've got we got a challenge here stir ben uh 67 here is putting his neck on the line and we're looking for a van all right stir ben what is your criteria i'm going to allow this how much money do i need to spend at what denomination we're going to let you you have the floor mons if he may if he gives a message i would i really want to see it sir ben i'm talking about how much money and hot what denomination he said 10 bets 100 spins he says okay all right so we're putting up a part of a ban here a 30-day ban i already i don't want danny for that long how about a week i will ban you for a week from this channel if this doesn't work are we all agreeing with that it's got to be permanent oh shit that's a lot permanent ban do they agree to that i don't know that's like sad though i don't know if i want to do that's like kind of sad so i need a thousand dollars you just agreed to a permanent ban if this doesn't work out they've been following since 2019 don't make it permanent yeah okay 30 days i don't want to do that yeah that's uh that's that that's too sad to me 30 days that's even kind of sad too all right one week no that's yeah that's too sad one week 14. all right i'll meet you in the middle two weeks you're gonna get banned from the channel for two weeks this doesn't work he's just that confident though he just wants to be set free from this place [Laughter] two weeks is like one stream that's so funny no i've been streaming two days a week i've upped it i'm not just doing once a week anymore i'm streaming twice a week now usually like wednesday and sunday wednesday and sunday wednesday and sunday come on come on gwen all right we gotta get to a thousand bucks uh this is important though what's the amount of money that they're expecting i'm gonna make if they win they need to be viped um hmm let me think about that all right fine you get vip for two weeks if you win well what's the amount of money we need to have it really clear because if i have to spend 100 times at 10 and you're certain of this what what amount because i could just keep going right so what amount do i have to stop what amount are you expecting me to hit like in profit from a thousand dollars so i start with a thousand where do i end up with your guarantee with a hundred spins i want to make sure we get it in chat i can't see 10k plus he says that seems thanks they said 10k plus that's all right are you sure okay i guess if you're that confident this is a two-week vip or a two-week man i just gotta get to a thousand bucks we're almost there but wait they said but you have to increase your bet size if you make a decent enough profit we wait this these are not terms that we're describing here what do you mean i thought it was 100 spins at ten dollars a spin if you get 10k perma-vip him seriously so you get to like well so you get to like two or three to 5k you have to increase my bet to what there's so many terms of this contract there's so many terms to this agreement okay so if i hit if i get to like 3k i then have to i'm i can't just go i need a thousand dollars all right so if i get to 3k i up my bet to what about 30 make it three weeks did we did we get any more updated terms okay i have to watch xqc play this i'm playing this right now all right you're here i'm i'm playing it right now crikey just came in with a fucking monster raid too what's going on kraken welcome everybody playing internet cafe simulator we're in the middle of we're in the middle of a big big agreement here a big contract it's about to be signed we'll make sure the terms are correct thanks for the raid hope you had a good stream welcome everybody um there's your rate song because i know you know what can i can i snap that meme's neck right now please oh my stop doing that stop doing that to people everybody hates that fucking thing nobody likes that nobody thinks that's funny stop is no more people probably loathe my raids because when i raid somebody they're just like oh here come the fucking raid song people again i don't even want to listen to them all right anyways thanks for the raid and we're ready to get started we have terms here welcome crying viewers welcome krykin thanks a lot hope you had a good day okay i was told that if i spin a hundred times at ten dollars starting with a thousand dollars on this slot machine that i will be able to get to ten thousand plus dollars there's a person in chat here who is putting their their their stream chat life here they're going to be banned from the channel if it doesn't work or they're going to get vip if it does this is very important terms we're just trying to iron them out so if i if i if i spin blah blah blah blah blah if i hit 2-3 thousand dollars he told me he was going to leave and watch xqc stream instead but if you make it to 3k increase the bet to 50 dollars and then okay you got it are we ready so if i hit 3k if i get to 3k i'm going to do 50 spins but we're still only doing 100 spins no matter what right here we go this time close the shop for this yeah you're right everybody up i want to be in darkness for this use the machine oh my god okay everybody out get the fuck out get the fuck out larry get the fuck out of here larry get the fuck out larry there's no electricity anymore you're not even playing the machines you know anybody comes in a route your roundhouse kicking like you always fucking do nobody in nobody out not until i say nobody in and nobody out did you close get the fuck out of my restaurant close the door what the fuck there's no electricity oh you people even get it there's i could like wait i have no electricity how are you playing when there's no elect all right you know what here we're closed please nobody come in we are closed i closed it already this is what i'm talking about it's already closed let's do it and all the bets you ready let's see what happens to stir um was her name stir bun one two two okay three oh shit autospin all right so that was three so this would be 83 spins right the fuck oh all right let's be 84 spins okay oh shit whoa what happened what is this 5x5 wait i got i got the bonus times two what's the times two how can we start triggering anything um hello i i've won 62 dollars in this bonus so far oh they they just exist and they get okay i get it what a dog shit on a 10 spin 80 bucks what a piece of crap well okay oh why how did a cat get in here i do have to stop this though if we get over if we get to 3k stop promoting gambling i don't promote gambling i think you should not gamble at all ever unless just rewind 20 minutes and just watch like the 30 minute rant i just had about this i see candy wait another piece candy come on have you watched any gdq no not yet i probably will oh shit all right we got it come on come on times one give me more let me look at times 100 that's a 50x right there oh that sucks that's so bad come on three spins are well no free spins don't count 100 x watches happen holy shit okay uh free spins don't count because they're not actually spins oh it what's going on what are you doing it actually might happen prove this is not pre-recorded by reading your uh message pigeon man 42. i just proved it right now not actually spent no it has it has to be 100 actual paid spins a free spin is a free spin it doesn't count it's part of a bonus the bonus is its own encompassed thing doesn't count candy it was a plant it's oh it's getting late too i probably have to stop soon all right there's this free spins looking for a 100x or i'll take a of re-triggering i mean 100x it's time to raise the bet that's i was not told to do that there's 100x right there oh please why watermelons okay okay raise the bet to 50 yeah that no the it was raised the bet to 50 if i when i got to 3k that's pretty big how do the bombs work i don't know the bombs in the bonus seem to just be [Music] just the add multiplier all right come on it's times one he's saying to do it now we've already locked it in so i don't know wait he's saying do it now he would hear do we listen to this he said he's saying he wants his remaining spins here to be 50. it actually might happen right here i got four more free spins times two come on that's going to be huge times 100. all right no he's got it that's he said 2k originally he did he did say 2k originally [Music] all right all right all right stop stop stop stop stop stop spinning stop spinning i can't stop it stop auto spinning how do i turn it off okay he said 3k but he also he is saying he wants it to go he wants to change it right now because in his original message he said when you get to two comma three or five k to put it to 50. st stir stir uh stir bean or whatever stir but are you in here what do we got yes they're here okay oh wait we got a message i needed to feel it out you know what i'm saying force and cd i'm ready for 50 dollar bets okay let's go all right let's go let's go i'm gonna adhere to this you ready let's go for it fifty dollar spins here he's gonna get banned i don't know if if there's another bonus with 50 bets it could be a big deal we'll see i'm gonna hold my breath for a second though because you have to those three candies have to show up there's two if there's another one this is a big deal uh oh oh no nothing is this the among us guy now it's my brother you share a uh channel and stuff i don't i think he sucks though i don't think it's that funny we have like pretty bad like family problems together i think he's a fucking annoying little shit i mean we do share the channel we have like a contract and stuff come on i mean my brother uh jeremy my name is jerpa our personality's like a little different you can always tell who's who i'm the funny one i'm like the one that's like we got it we got it shut up this joke sucks who cares let's go what a stupid idea come on let's go this is it this is his opportunity to make this happen nice too oh no right now he's probably screaming he wants to see your times 50 or times 100. oh it's going though oh no a 10k 10 000 i don't know man i don't think it's gonna happen 50x oh oh not much time left though really looking for those free spins holy shit holy shit this is still going oh my god we're back on regular spins now don't be fooled by that counter there's still about 20 more spins to add on top i don't i i don't think it's gonna happen [Music] again last game auto pause it's starting to drain andy no ah two kid come on i want him to win i'm rooting for him yeah there are 16 more spins after this it's looking pretty grim a lot of bombs but not gonna do anything oh no no oh no it's draining it was at 3k oh no wait a minute redemption potentially that's a bonus right now if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen right here only times two nothing only 2x though that's not very good you need a big one oh nothing i don't think it's gonna happen man nothing no why is it still going 340. this won't stop oh my god all right he's got 60 come on i want to see it happen 5x all right so i've got i got i can just count these because you got 16. fire fire wouldn't be fire fire where oh my god what jesus how long was i going i i don't have my other ear button all right 16 more he says do a hundred dollar spins on these last ones i mean i'm willing all right 16 spins at 100 bucks i'll allow it here we go one ew hmm that's pretty good spins but not enough hold on three four five oh shit six seven eight no nine ten you got six more eleven twelve oh it could happen 13 14 15. oh this is it man we're down to the final spin this is it 16. oh no but hold on hold on i'm gonna give him five more three four five oh my god [Music] so sorry i'm so sorry too bad too bad i believed i really did i was rooting for you wait did he just get banned automatically because he called me a fucking cheater wait what no no different person all right let's do another one one more i'm gonna laugh my ass off if i get it right now come on another candy let's see it he's gonna be pissed if it happens oh it's gonna happen it's gonna happen it is watch this shit right now oh my god there's a candy right there i thought that was gonna happen ah come on i'm doing it i'm doing it for him all right that's it we're taking the rest of blackjack thanks for playing oh i feel so bad i feel so bad it's two weeks that's so sad buy the bonus for wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute it's ten thousand dollars to buy the bonus never mind all right this one's for you sorry you're about to get banned for two weeks i'm i feel really bad about it but the deal is a deal whatever okay no we you have the floor i would like to hear your last words what are your what are you what's your final message i will read it on stream what is it oh you already banned him all right unban him so he can give his last words revive him i i i would i want he he gets at least a full like at least few sentences with confirmation of what uh what they said you can say pretty much whatever you want what do you say what do you wait what'd he say i didn't catch it i didn't see it what was it i didn't see what he said they said when next tf2 video what that's your final words when when's the next tf all right the next tf2 video is going to be never i'm probably never going to make a tf2 video ever again thanks for playing that dude it was fun we'll see you again don't worry we'll we will reserve your seat for you i promise hey hey stir ben 6702 this one's for you i'm back motherfuckers feel it music too it posed me up i was doing it from sturbin these guys are just laughing about me every time i leave where was that last hand against a four give me a you've got to be kidding me oh never mind you got 21. great goodbye thanks it's fun i'm done i'll see you guys later i'm banned too i'll see you guys on this weekend at some point i'm gonna make sure yeah i'll save the game that's right uh probably saturday or sunday i will let you know keep your ears to the ground for february first that is the tentative day i'm holding it up uh february 1st is the tentative date for the big stream it should be a really fun time uh it's something i've never really talked about so if you're speculating on what it is it's not really anything you've heard about i don't think i've ever really talked about it maybe as a joke in passing for like one second at some point um i don't think so though oh this i gotta hold on yeah let me close this place uh oh no it's close okay our audi is closed i think the next stream that i'm gonna do this weekend it's either gonna be vr or i i don't know depends on how i feel i've been feeling kind of like shit lately i've been really headachy and kind of sloppy so depending on how that plays out it's either gonna be vr or i'll push vr to like middle of january but there will be a stream this weekend i'll see you guys soon thanks for watching everybody and let me save the game it is the middle of january well it's january 12th yeah i guess it is but i mean not a few days [Music] the plan is so i can do vr before the big stream because the big stream is well you know what i mean i i don't have to kind of tell you anything right give us a hint no no hints zero into or riot you want a hint no nope i don't think so if i want to give you a hint it'll be way closer to the event that might be more fun but not two or three weeks out maybe on the stream before it happens so thanks everybody for watching we'll see you soon uh appreciate it a lot of people here tonight and i know it's late uh i really appreciate it thanks for the raids it was a couple raids that came in if you still hear from those raids thanks for watching maybe we'll see you again have a beautiful evening well we still have a few more minutes i'm a tv remember tv really is kind of uh i think that's probably still the mo the least used emote i think give us a fake i could give you you know what i could give you three hints right and two of them aren't real we could play that game maybe that might be fun i don't know it depends on how much i want to reveal thanks for staying up this is a fun game i don't i'm not sure i'll return to it maybe i will maybe i won't it was a blast though yeah aren't they they're doing this new thing with um what was the thing i saw about the moments thing where you get a special badge if you were if you're at a certain event or something or at a certain stream i feel like that's an awesome thing to have i would have loved to have made that for something like dollhouse or something at least for like the big event ones if you don't know the twitch is sort of doing like a little test on adding badges a different badge that you can kind of put instead of the other ones that are for specific streams that you were at if the streamer decided to make a special badge for it that seems kind of interesting i think that's way more i think that's cooler than just simply having like a this is how many bits i've given or how many subs i've given it's like oh no i was like at this stream and it was like fun right i think that's cool wish your friend a happy birthday uh jaden i wish you a friend a happy birthday whatever it is they can also be applied retroactively like you could do 2021's worst stream and best stream really that's cool all right i'm into that imagine representing like as a badge like the smite stream from last year well i was there worst stream like yeah 2013 or something that's funny like little t-shirts all right guys let's see this weekend have a great night i need to drink some more water i'm thirsty good night take care have a great week do [Music] [Music] you

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